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Wow queeneve, u dey vex o

It's over exaggerated in d movies. Blame it on lack of imagination on d part of d director. MOST people don't do jazz. There is simply no time for that. And there are also a lot of fakes here too so why bother? It's just unfortunate dat these movie producers are giving us a bad image out there. So if u haven't chatted up a naija babe yet, believe me, it's your loss.

Dude, if there is one tin i can tell u on good authority, it's that women lie a lot. And yes, they better than us men. Even if we always think we are smarter. I had this g.f who i caught cheating on me. She didn't see me tho. I just walked away and confronted her later. Dude, u need to see how dis gal denied it. My God. Soon we started raising our voices cos i couldn't believe how she could deny sometin like that. Eventually she started crying serious cry, with snot running down her nose saying i didn't love her. Emotional blackmail. My God, she looked so innocent. For a split second i almost doubted myself. She was THAT good. Her alibi didn't add up. It wasn't even rational. But she insisted that she wasn't eff-ing that other guy and so on and so on. Needless to say i dumped her 'oscar winning' ass. And dis is me citing just one example. In my experience, most women are great at lying. They lie so good that sometimes they actually believe their lies. Riddle me this; how can u have no attraction to a guy physically, emotionally and EVEN intellectually and yet he deflowered u and went on to chop 'pun*ani' several times? Heck, she even dislikes him. Long story short, she's lying to u and trying to convince herself she never liked him. About d part where she gets angry at u for asking too many questions and daring to NOT believe her, it's called reverse psychology or 419 deflection of truth. . .

Don xavi, couldn't have said it better myself. Fact is, women are more resistant to sex than men. Fact is, even if he does fall 2 d daughter of eve, he will still stick to d woman he loves. He'll just use the friend and dump her like trash! It was just sex. That's not to say d men aren't to blame. I'll say 90% blame to d evil friend and 10% blame to d erring boyfriend. I'm sure on ur wedding day ur mom will explain to u y she kept all her female friends and colleagues from her husband, and y the househelp is a boy. I hope u get my drift. And if u decide to end it with d philandering b.f, keep in mind that that's what ur evil friend wanted after all. Not fair at all, is it? Well, that's life. . .

Na wa for una arguement o! I get what d poster is trying to say sha. I think he was only trying to be funny instead he has been taken way too seriously. Forget d issue of right and wrong and taking the blame. There is truth to what he says. Most ladies (even d good ones) get a little jealous when their friend scores a really nice guy. It's in their basest instincts. And while some will ignore that creeping feeling, others will act on it. As for d men? Well, very few men can say no to 'kitten' offered to them on a platter of gold. . .

@poster, y is dis even an issue? U must really want to believe wat ur spewing. . .

Gosh, swifty! I've got an eye 4 talent, and u've got it. I just couldn't stop reading. Kept going from one page to the next page. How u could make a simple plot such an interesting read is what i can't understand. Dude, ever considered writing screenplays? You've got it in you. . .

R u planning a tv show or sometin?

Lemme see wat u guys have to say. I'll already got a water tight script locked down but that's about it. I would really love 2 be a part of the change that is slowly taking over d movie industry. Shooting a movie seems like a long tin for someone wit no equipment, but it can be done, right?

Hey Joyful, hope this isn't coming in late. You can reach me on 07031531777 or xclusiveed@yahoo.com. Looking forward to hearing from you,

The worst was when my parents beat me and my two other sisters cos a packet of chewing gum went missing. Needless to say, i was the prime suspect, being a guy. When they couldn't find the culprit, they went ahead to grind pepper and put in our eyes.

You ccan imagine the horro. I still choke any time i recollect that night many years ago. When the culprit was found, they couldnt even apologise to me. It was so painful. I never forgave them.

If the cut off marks were posted on the website why were they taken off later? Did they make a mistake? Are u guys sure the one you're telling us is really correct?

Wow, wit all d effort u put in typing, i reckon u sound really serious. I'll sit this one out and see what happens. . .

I no kno wetin dey do all dis foolish gals. Person break una heart una com dey take am out on d entire male species, including ur fathers. @ poster, What kind of stupid prayEr was that? @2wise4real, u gals will just b supportin each oda sentimentally. Y dont u put ur father's rod in a blender and make him drink d juice? Stupid! U girls should leave our dic K alone na, or we'll be forced 2 refer to ur toto as rotten and smelly. Word!

ras 'al gul is one of his longest foes. that guy plays with immortality for pet's sake!!

@project, u sound interesting. R u based in lagos? Here's my email; xclusiveed@yahoo.com. What i have r scripts for movies. Except we could just cook up sometin 4 soaps. Here is my no 07031531777

Guys pls what faculty does philosophy fall under? Not so sure anymore,

omawumi and waje, eldee $ banky, ruggedy and jahbless, these guys killed it!! AY.com & lord of ajasa, tetuila and ksb, these guys were HORRIBLE!!!

@ Wus, what's this thing about really? What's d soap about? And what is the pay like? I could direct, write scripts, and act, Holla

Witchdoctor of d L.D used 2 mad scary oooo! Remember in d beginning when d taxi driver was tryin 2 get away from those zombies then got killed by d snake that appeared at d back of car? Or when dat woman vomited d snake that entered thru her yansh? And d babalawo wey dey always turn to goat? Mehn, i crack me up. I've watched most of d films mentioned. Evil dead and zombie d flesh eater used to terrify me back then. Got to watch em recently and i was like WTF? I'm dying to c a movie that will literally scare d pants of me. Ideas, anyone?

I particularly liked d end. As a matter of fact, i've watched the last scenes over and over again. About 6 times now. Starting from when Spartacus leaps up off Crixus shield, aiming for Good Batiatus on the balcony. It was glorious. Isn't it funny how Ashur still did not die? Cunning cunt!

I might call u, but first when is unilag post ume holding?

Hey did anybody watch the debaters last year? What did u guys think?

Am i d only one who thinks d tasks r boring and uncreative? Or that they coulda used a tougher looking presenter? Or that showing GUS on a weekly basis is a horrible idea? I looked 4ward 2 seeing celebs slugging it out in some mosquito infested jungle and shorting food rations. Instead we see them in what looks like a beach resort. They look like they r on holidays for pete's sake!! I really dunno y they decided 2 pamper these guys. That makes for bad television. D only part of d show that is worth watching is when d females start bickering. Finally i'd pick d regular GUS over this one anyday. Why? More content. More adrenaline rush.

Am i d only one who thinks d tasks r boring and uncreative? Or that they coulda used a tougher looking presenter? Or that showing GUS on a weekly basis is a horrible idea? I looked 4ward 2 seeing celebs slugging it out in some mosquito infested jungle and shorting food rations. Instead we see them in what looks like a beach resort. They look like they r on holidays for pete's sake!! I really dunno y they decided 2 pamper these guys. That makes for bad television. D only part of d show that is worth watching is when d females start bickering. Finally i'd pick d regular GUS over this one anyday. Why? More content. More adrenaline rush.

@poster, i seriously doubt ur story. Wat is ur source? However it would be a very unusual development if d story turns out to be true. UNILAG? Ha, i laugh. . .

D idea behind d show is tight. It's d execution that is horrible. D show has too many flaws. We were all lookin forward 2 seeing celebrities slugging it out in some mosquito infested, thick ass jungle. Instead they were taken to some cozy beach. They look like they are on holidays at a resort for pete's sake! And the 'tasks'? D tasks r just horrible. Very uncreative on d part of d organisers. Jeez!! And d fact dat it airs only once a week makes it all d more easier to forget. It had obviously been recorded, edited and finished a while ago. D only part of d show dat is worth watching is when d females start bickering. All in all i would watch d regular GUS over this one anyday. Why? Duh, more content! P.S - I LOVE MUMA GEE ON D SHOW. Me thinks she's just being herself.

Hey guyz wat's up? Someone should pls help me check my friend's reg no. I'm afraid he's gonna hurt himself. 06119755CE. His name's mayowa. Thanks a bunch!

Hey guys wat's up? It's good to see most Nlders aced their papers. Could someone pls help me check d result of a cute little friend who is driving herself and me crazy with worry? Her reg. no 05595483II. Her name is naimat. U can post it on here.

Been down that road and trust me, it ain't pretty. Loved this girl to bits, then she started acting up. By then i was stuck on her. Would call her, she wouldn't pick. Would touch her, she'd shrug me off. I'd spend hours thinking of this chick till i developed H.B.P and fell sick. After that, i bounced back and devoted all my time to someother chick i didn't send at d time. It worked like a charm! Started thinking less and less of d chick after a short while. She'd call me up a few times and i'd appear very disinterested. And those few times when we bump into each other, my new chick by my side, she's staring at me wondering what d hell happened. And as if on cue, my new chick would prob'ly gimme a kiss right there or lean in close. I swear i can see a twinge of jealously on her face when that happens, and i can't help but smile: it coulda been her by my side. But then again, i find myself wondering what i saw in her in d first place. My ego is restored(yipee!). Worked for me, so it sure as hell can work for u. . .

'U love me? Awww, that's so sweet.' Works all d time. I love u is a pretty scary word 2 hear. Especially when u don't feel d same way for d 'sayer' of d word. Y'all feel me?