₦airaland Forum

D show was awesome! Princess was d craziest of d lot. It seemed 2 me like she was deliberately trying to get on everyone's nerve. And yes, i was genuinely surprised dat obesere could speak english like that. Cant wait till next week y'all!

I really want 2 say something, but i have no idea what to say. Sha read sha!

A lot of guys have this problem. They chase a female around and when she says yes they get bored. Myself inclusive. It's happened 2 me so many times that i'm beginning to think i might have a problem. I get bored super quick. Help!

@190. Damn did u just kick skfa in d balls?! U dis celebrity! *joins forces with skfa and daduke against 190*

@sweetpie, LWKMD4H!!

Abeg were do you get your replies from? As if on cue. Lol

Abi? Name them abeg.

@tbaba

And did you really get banned 8 TIMES!!??

Wow, you been a REALLY bad boy, haven't you?

@tbaba, truth is the mods too misbehave sometimes. And of course there's nobody to ban them. And they be taking sides a lot of times. But that aint my problem.

My problem is how people suck up to these guys like you die the moment you get banned. It's really funny. It just shows how seriously some people take nairaland.

Truth is, it's just fun. For me at least. . .

WOw she's hot. Sweetpie, are you trying to kill me or something?

*Gasp gasp*

@sweetpie, lemme think. Hmmmm. . .

How bout you?

Damn!! Shege!!! Whitesurd, just checked your profile pix. Your a.s.s is leagues ahead of the ones i've seen in a while!!!!

Gaddamn!!! Someone pass me a respirator. I think my blood pressure is rising.

*Gasp gasp*

Definitely nike4luv, she got lips that makes me wanna kiss her. I expect that this should be a landslide victory.

I love you nike4luv!!! Mwwaaa!!!

Of course she did mention a couple of names, but posting them on here will be like stirring d proverbial hornets' nest.

Person dey wey get up to 12000 posts?! O boy e! Lwkmd4h!

Okay u gotta love this one! I was yim-ing with a nairalander and she was telling me how she got banned cos of a comment she posted. But that aint d problem. She insists that if it were one of those 'nairaland celebrities' they wouldnt have gotten banned. That cracked me up so i asked, 'abeg na wetin be nairaland celebrity?' She said 'na celebrity wey dey for nairaland.' So abeg make una indulge me. Who are these nairaland celebrities? Where dem dey?

Mama gee and her threads .sighs. Its made dis fellow create a thread in d middle of nowhere.

Hehehe, this is death to d thread starter. At least u shoulda had d balls 2 follow through. Lol

As in 'mad' lady, abi? Hehehe

Yeah. U think u've seen it all, then next thing u know someone hits u with another form of crazy.

Yeah, No 25 just buries d case

@madlady, u know what? I was thinking d very same thing. 'Female domination my a.ss'

I'm december 31st. A capricorn. Holla if we share d same birth date.

Kunbee y are u laughing?

@akebulan, yeah humility is much sexier. Sorta. Lol

Hey guys, there's dis gal, and we've been on and off. We became a bit steady towards d end of last year. Now it's almost valentine, and she's stylishly hinting at all d things she wants me to get for her. . . It's mighty expensive. I know her well, and i know all she'll get for me is probably a shirt and a card, or a cheap perfume. She's not broke, so i strongly feel that if i have to go all out and buy all those expensive stuff, then she has to meet me halfway and do d same. Abi, what do u think?

Yes it's sweat. It's what comes out of ur skin pores when u do like 50 push ups, and a 100 sit ups.