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@okija, i dey feel u. In 2005 i went to madonna univ. and most of d rules u listed applied there. O boy e! I left there after a year. Ahn ahn! Na prison? I left after a year. I can pay good money to suffer. I xpect D.L go bad pass

@gabry, about Fl gator, i have no idea what made her want to get started on me. Lol. @vanity, naija men no really get pot belly o! Its d older generation ur raving about. Our mummies and daddies. D youth take real good care of themselves. We just dey display hard rock abs everywhere. -Take me for instance- lol

@post, now that's really weird. I've never thot abt it b4, bt now that u mention it i'm gonna try it with my eyes opened. Its gonna suck tho. I can tell.

Averagely naija men are still taller than naija women. And yes, short or tall, we like to keep fit. @gabry, sweetie are u done clearing d issues at d company from d other day.

Like me, she's capricorn. We are supposed to be stubborn, not shy. I really hope she comes out of it sha. She'll be more fun that way. @everybody on this thread, do u notice dat there certain ppl on Nl who go from thread to thread saying oh, 'this thread is stupid, that thread is stupid'.
They hardly ever have anything to contribute. Just a rude comment, or a wisecrack. Tsk tsk

@everybody on dis thread. Guys relax!!! The truth is, if u've ever started a new topic on Nl, then ur guilty of starting a stupid thread. Why? That's because stupidity is relative. What makes sense to someone, may attack another person's sensibilities. So WTF? We are all guilty of creating stupid threads. Abeg make una go siddon jor.

@post, lol!!! That is so true. They yim u and u guys get talking, then when u ask them 4 their username on NL its one story or d other.

Dead on!!! Those gals can make a brother suffer.

U should have paid attention in class when ur teacher was teaching reproduction. I'm a guy and even i know this. Don't u have sisters? Cousins? I think too much attention is placed on d hymen.

Why is d sky blue?

@post, do you know that some gals hit men and expect them to walk away? Such naivety! U get what u recieve. Most times if a couple get into a fight, no matter d reason, d man is called all sorts of names. They forget that some women are impossible to deal with. Sometimes i think d society favours women as well. Check out a celebrity divorce. D court orders d man 2 split his assets in two. All d money he works to gather over d years, he divides and gives to his ex. Now that is just sick!!

@post, sometimes it happens to me too. U ask a girl out, and once she agrees, u lose interest. Crazy huh?

@all on this thread, it's always fun seeing d pot calling d kettle black.

Besides, d thread derailed from d very beginning. D question boiled down to; who do you dislike d most?

Ask steeze? FL GATORS, you know u STARTED this. With some prodding from The Amaka. I'm a nice guy, most of d time.

Make me

Again, make up ur damn mind, cocky.

@The Amaka, one minute u want me gone, d next minute ur replying my post. JUST MAKE UP UR MIND ALREADY. Thank you

BTW, it's crazy chatting with u.

That fl's female? I knew that. Recognise her from some posts she made on a thread i created a while back.

Damn u guys beat me to it. I wanted 2 be d one to spill d beans!! I'm diabolical like that

I wonder, could the person u're crushing on be sexyleamon, as you so confessed on another thread? Heck, what do i know? I'm out

@digitrange, its certainly not an abomination. Get off ur high horse

Fl quit jerking off already!!!

FL GATORS I SERIOUSLY HOPE UR NOT JERKING OFF AT THE THOUGHT OF ME. DON'T DO THAT!! I'M WARNING YOU- just stop it, please?

Nah, i wouldnt allow my female friend to a gal for me. It'd be too awkward. Besides, d gal in question would think ur not man enough. And that's a minus already.

There u go again at d mention of d word. I bet u're hard right now. Thanks for your offer, but no thanks. I'm straight. But hey dont be sad. I bet there are tons of other guys who'd love to go out with you- i think.

And u're: ride a cock quickly/on d treetop. Cant help urself, can you?

Like i said before; whatever floats ur boat son @fl gator