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Top 5 Reasons women cheat

Number 1
Revenge for your cheating Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. Because you cheated, she wants to get back at you and give you a dose of your own medicine. Cheating is her vengeance, her chance to even the playing field. No, you can’t undo your indiscretion, but you can ask for her forgiveness, assure her it will never happen again and suggest couples therapy to help you get through this tough time.

Number 2
Exit strategy Instead of breaking up with you, she cheats on you. That way she doesn’t have to deal with the broken relationship, which is much harder to fix. An affair is the easy way out -- or at least that’s how she sees it. That’s another reason communication is key. Let her know that she can talk to you about anything and that you love her enough to work through any bumps in the relationship road.

Number 3
Bedroom boredom Can become monotonous if you let it -- the same position; the same setting; the same person. An affair adds adventure and gets her adrenalin flowing. To avoid routine, avoid repetition. Sweep her away for the weekend, make out at the movies, kiss her for no reason at all... The unexpected adds excitement.

Number4
Your emotional withdrawal Women are emotional beings. Not only do they need physical support, but they also need emotional support. Once you retreat from the relationship she sees it as a sign that things are through -- a breakup is inevitable. So, she’s not really cheating, she’s moving on. To avoid this, be present in the relationship. Yes, that means sharing your icky feelings, but it’s better than the alternative, right?

Number 5
Feeling neglected/ignored/underappreciated Women wear many hats in a relationship -- housekeeper, errand-runner, grocery shopper, babysitter, etc. When she feels more like a maid than a girlfriend/wife, that’s when she could stray. The fact that you spend all your time at work or on the golf course gives her double reason to seek attention elsewhere. No, you can’t quit your job, but you can thank her for all her selfless deeds -- and do your share around the house.

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7 Facts Fathers Never Tell Their Sons About Women

1. You Can Not Chase Money And Women At The Same Time - Even when so many fathers have made this mistake in their youthful days they still end up failing to tell their sons that one can not hunt for money and women at the same time. It is either one makes money and then start chasing women or the other way round.

2. A Man Gets More Respect Based On His Pocket - This point is not trying to encourage crime or ungodly acts in other to make wealth but to face reality. It is a known fact that both within the home front and the society at large, a man is respected the more according to how comfortable and financially free he becomes.

3. Women Can Make Or Ruin You - So many fathers even when they know the truth of the power of any woman, still shy away from enlightening their sons on the critical hidden powers a woman possesses. From the days of Adam, Samson, Solomon, Abacha and other notable men, we have seen how a man can either rise or fall through the power and influence of a woman. A man should therefore thread as softly as possible when dealing with a woman.

4. A Woman Can Smell A Successful Man From Miles Away - Women naturally have an hidden instinct of knowing a man who is successful or have the tendency of being successful in the future. So many women have stuck to a struggling and upcoming man against their parents wish of marrying an already made man. A woman will say things like “he has a bright future”, “he has potentials” or “he will be a great man in future”. Ladies who have uttered such words and stuck by their men have never gone wrong. Example is how Michelle Obama stuck with Barack through thick and thin.

5. A Woman Doesn’t Like A Weak Man - When fathers tell their sons never to give in to a woman’s pressure, they mostly advise their sons to be forceful on issues to prove he is the man of the house. When in reality, women prefer men who say less and do more, rather than the ones who keep talking but do less. The latter is the typical meaning of a weak man but fathers always advice to do such to prove he is the king of the house.

6. Women Appreciate Men With Fatherly Characters - Most men always miss out on this and as such never advise their sons to be a father figure to their wives. Women are best at doing this but every woman wants a man who sits her down to advice her, reason with her, give her constructive criticisms and above all, believe in her.

7. It Is Easier To Catch A Cheating Man Than Catch A Cheating Woman - Most men till date don’t know that it is far easier to get caught cheating as a man than catching a woman who cheats. A woman can make a man ‘father’ every single child she has but only her knows who the biological father is, while a man can hardly keep it as a secret from his wife when he has a love child outside the matrimonial home.

Dis topic don make front page b4 not quite long. Mod, ar u sleeping?

*13 Signs You Are Falling In LOVE*

1. You Can't Stay Mad at Him/Her For 5 minutes or More, You Had To FORCE
Yourself To Stay Mad.

2. You Read His/Her Inbox
Everytime &
Tend To Search For Him/Her on
Social
Media.

3. You'll Walk Slowly When With
Him/Her,
Just To Enjoy Each Other's time.

4. You Are Prone To Feeling SHY
When
Around Him/Her.

5. While THINKING About Him/Her,
Your
Heart ♥ Beat Faster & Faster.

6. While LISTENING To His/Her
Voice
Either Live/Through a Medium
Like
Phone
Call, You Usually Find Yourself
Smiling All
The Way.

7. While At His/Her Prescence You
Can't
NOTICE Any Other People Just Him/
Her.

8. You'll Develop An Interest To
Start
Listening To Slow SONGS.

9. He/She Becomes All You Think
About.

10. You Will Get HIGH Just By Their
Scent.

11. Always Smiling When You Think
Anout
Him/Her.

12. You'll Do Everything (Which You
Can)
For Him/Her.

13. While READING All This There
Was
THIS
ONE PERSON On Your Mind...

guess d gals ar lovin dis, tnx @ sanb nd confirmbabe

byvan: My point is not about marrying your first love,is about marrying from your spec.

kk ma'am

FunnyPikin.com:
Wow, Nice one, this is a FrontPage Material

, thanks!

byvan: Is more like never date a slim girl if you prefer them fat.Never date a fair skinned girl,if you prefer them dark,got my point now?Situations might force you to settle for a woman you don't wanna sEe for the rest of your life.

τ̅☺ some extent I'll say ya'rite, buh d truth is, human beings are very complicated, we have diverse wants, needs, tastes, goals... We neva achieve nd smtimes we av 2 settle for less, or d available ones. Pple do change, circumstances, conditions, seasons, leadership... Nd so do taste, only memories last forever. D fact is no one knows tomorrow, nd its almost impossible τ̅☺ marry ur first love even if he/she is your taste because of d aforementioned.

slimyem: It not our culture and our weather doesn't make it appreciable
There is also no relationship between caring for a flower and a man..A woman who knows how to cook correct soup will know how to care for her man.
That op's line should be changed to "buying her a gift for no reason is always a good idea"

Roses come in different colours btw..red,pink,white,burgundy...

Noted, but slimyem culture apart, am pretty sure you lyk flowers nd u're jst pretending not τ̅☺.

Enangson: This is nice because a beautifully arrange sets of White teeth comes with a high self esteem.

Fact! But d most important thing is dat parents should teach dia children early on ​♓☺w essential it IS̶̲̥̅ τ̅☺ brush dia teeths, cos dis is an aspect most pple ignore.

georgee: Crazy Nairaland Moderators. All i see hia is Tonto Dike Vs Omotala, who has more curves, Genevieve on cover of wow magazine. Miss A and Miss B, who wore it better. These moderators that put such thrash on nairaland front page are all crazy and retarded just like thier oga @the Top. Stupid pple.

Na you silly pass, nobody forced you τ̅☺ register on nairaland, nd no one forced you τ̅☺ comment, you sound lyk a frustrated figure, nd its so obvious you lack manners on ​♓☺w τ̅☺ adress pple, dias no big deal criticizing but wen u bcom insultive it is a big deal. So bro, I'll advise you τ̅☺ get a life, or better still go hug transformer.

SlyIg: Rock Wetin!
What have i seen here?
Op, take time o

Lol, twas a mistake dat has naw been corrected

20pounds: Am waiting for d so called feminists to attack ds thread.
she wan take meat b4 anybodi. She wan take cigar b4 man! She wan club nd get drunk.

*very funny*

jennifer lopez or kim kardashian. who rocked it better?

byvan: Never date a woman you know you can't marry.

well, you can never tell who you'll end up with, never date a woman who you can't marry is lyk saying neva date at all. Am very sure if you ask majority of modas dey will tell u dia husband wasn't dia 1st love.

you welcome! wishin you a HML in advance!

Which color of lipstick is best for you?

Lipstick well applied is worth 50% of your whole makeup and look. This is why lip makeup should be selected with care and taste.

These are the basic rules for beautiful lips and here is how you can make the most of yours:

First you have to make your lips soft and elastic. Use a balm or moisturizing lotion to maintain your lips in a good hydrated condition.

The best lip balm is made of natural ingredients and you can make it yourself by mixing one drop of honey, one drop of olive oil and one drop of almond oil. Massage your lips with this mixture before going to bed each night.

Always remove all traces of makeup before doing to bed.

Drink a lot of water. A balanced diet and regular physical exercises will not only make your lips healthier, but will benefit your whole body.

Avoid tobacco products, alcohol and all greasy, high-calorie foods.

How to form the perfect lips:



Use light foundation or add a thin layer of face powder to your lips before you apply lip makeup. This will make your lipstick more durable.

Outline the shape of your lips with a pencil lip liner in a color close to the one of your lipstick. This will prevent the lipstick from smearing outside the contour of your lips.

Apply lipstick.

Always use a brush applicator for lipstick application. Choose such a color that will look good with your outfit, hair and complexion.

Which is the right color for you?
Color of hair and complexion. Recommended color of lipstick

Blonde hair, pale complexion The brighter tones of red and burgundry
          
 Blonde hair, dark complexion -Red with pink undertones

Dark hair, pale complexion -Blood-red and burgundy

 Dark hair, dark complexion -Ruby and terracotta

 Brunette with a light complexion -Light colors, pale tones of orange

Red hair, dark complexion -Fiery red and brown

 Black hair, dark complexion -Bordeaux and strawberry red

5 Home Remedies for Whiter Teeth

Sparkling white teeth are every person’s dream. Not just they enhance the beauty of your smile but also contribute to give you a magnetic personality. So you might be thinking it’s about time you should visit a dentist and finally get rid of the yellow stains. Wait a minute! You can have a glowing smile without wasting hundreds of dollars on bleaching trays and other so called whitening solutions.

Here are some easy remedies, coming out straight from your kitchen shelf and giving you a wide white smile.

1.Banana Peel
Banana is a fruit with many essential nutrients for the body. Who says banana peels are a waste? Next time when you are about to throw those banana peels rub them on your teeth for two minutes. After 15 minutes, brush your teeth with your regular toothpaste. Repeat this process twice or thrice a week. After some time you will notice a visible difference.

How can banana peel help to whiten teeth? Banana peel contains some essential mineral like potassium, manganese and magnesium that penetrates into the teeth and helps to whiten them.

2.Strawberries
The sweet tasting bright colored strawberries can brighten up your smile as well. All you have to do is take one to two strawberries, mash them up and apply them to your teeth for 2 to 3 minutes. After this procedure you can simply rinse off with water or you can brush your teeth. Strawberries help in two ways. Firstly, they are a rich source of natural enzyme known as malic acid. Louisa Mccan-Graves, beauty expert and author of the book, “Hollywood Beauty Sectrets: Remedies to the Rescue”, says that malic acid is the key component in many teeth whitening tooth pastes. Dentistry expert, Dr. Steven Roth says that the fiber found in strawberries act as a natural cleanser and helps remove bacteria, specifically from the mouth and teeth.

3.Lemon Peel and Juice
Another fruit that works as an effective teeth whitener is lemon. The high acid level contained in the peel of the lemon work as a powerful whitener or bleaching agent. Dr. Roth says, “Just as they naturally ‘bleach’ your hair, lemons will lighten and brighten your teeth,”You can either rub the lemon peel or apply its juice to the teeth. Take lemon juice and mix with equal quantity of water e.g. if you are taking one teaspoon of lemon juice then mix it with 1 teaspoon of water. Do not use lemon for more than twice a week. The lemon being too acidic can cause tooth decay and destroy the enamel by degrading its calcium, if used very frequently.

Other fruits such as pineapple and oranges also help to keep the teeth clean.

4.Crunchy Carrots
Feel happy when the next time you hear the crunching sounds of the carrots in your mouth. Why? Because raw carrots are very beneficial in scrapping off plaque from your teeth and are also known as natural cleaner. Dr. Jeffrey Gross at the Case Western Reserve University School of Dental Medicine says, “It may sound hard to believe, but some people swear that rubbing raw carrot sticks on your teeth will make them look brighter”.

They also kill the bacteria by maintaining the acid-alkaline balance of the mouth. So every time you crunch on that carrot you are getting whiter teeth along with healthy gums.

Apple and celery are also equally important as teeth whiteners. This is what Dr. Michael Apa, a specialized cosmetic dentist has to say, “These foods are high in Vitamin C, which prevents gum disease and gingivitis and kills odor-causing bacteria”.

5.Baking Soda
All the dental experts agree to the fact that one of the safest and strongest teeth whitener is baking soda. It is an excellent acid neutralizer and helps to remove stains while protecting the enamel. Mix a little salt with baking soda i.e. a pinch of both, apply it to your teeth with a help of a soft tooth brush. Leave it for two to three minutes and then rinse off with water. You will get white sparkling teeth in an instant(Personal experience).

There are many whitening tooth pastes available in the market containing baking soda, but if your tooth paste does not contain it you can sprinkle it on your tooth paste before brushing.

TWENTY THINGS A MOM SHOULD TELL HER SON

1. You will set the tone for the sexual relationship, so don't take something away from her that you can't give back.

2. Play a sport. It will teach you how to win honorably, lose gracefully, respect authority, work with others, manage your time, and stay out of trouble. And maybe even throw or catch.

3. Use careful aim when you pee. Somebody's got to clean that up, you know.

4. Save money when you're young because you'll need it some day.

5. Allow me to introduce you to the dishwasher, oven, washing machine, iron, vacuum, mop and broom. Now please go use them.

6. Pray and be a spiritual leader.

7. Don't ever be a bully and don't ever start a fight, but if some idiot clocks you, please defend yourself.

8. Your knowledge and education is something that nobody can take away from you.

9. Treat women kindly. Forever is a long time to live alone and it's even longer to live with somebody who hates your guts.

10. Take pride in your appearance.

11. Be strong and tender at the same time.

12. A woman can do everything that you can do. This includes her having a successful career and you changing diapers at 3 A.M. Mutual respect is the key to a good relationship.

13. "Yes ma'am" and "yes sir" still go a long way.

14. The reason that they're called "private parts" is because they're "private". Please do not scratch them in public.

15. Peer pressure is a scary thing. Be a good leader and others will follow.

16. Bringing her flowers for no reason is always a good idea.

17. Be patriotic.

18. Potty humor isn't the only thing that's humorous.

19. Please choose your spouse wisely. My daughter-in-law will be the gatekeeper for me spending time with you and my grandchildren.

20. Remember to call your mother because I might be missing you.

Yomieluv: Nice write,I left a relationship of 5years,cos my Ex held my shirt in public,I was surprised,never believed such could ever happened to me.I told her,its over instantly,cos if I marry such,I will end up a miserable man.

No matter what,I believe differences should be settled at home,not in public.

Guess U̶̲̥̅̊ did what was best for U̶̲̥̅̊, aπϑ I agree wit U̶̲̥̅̊, differnces should be settled at home

lalaosky: Touche!!

OP, please add, relationship requires a lot of sacrifices too

Ya'rite, it does require lotta sacrifice

If I do not see you in a day I will die

nelsn: anoda way 2 burn body fat is to stay closer to fire.....

Say's who?

Excess weight as well as obesity is actually a world-wide issue that it is simply a crisis although we blame ourselves for such issues.

Our diet plan and inactive life style are classified as the two main things which have rendered a tremendous percentage of individuals go with undesirable and unwelcome kilos of additional fat and flesh. Junk foods are very popular today that contain high-content of bad cholesterol as well as sodium. These foods are extremely handy; they have a tendency for taking a value with your health and fitness as time passes.What is liable for this type of eating habits is our hectic daily life when we really d

Weight-loss foods items can assist you shed pounds and improves the look of the body in order to go with some gorgeous costume you have ever had. There is no simpler approach to drop those unwanted weight as well as lose fat than by taking in fat reducing meals.The idea of consuming more to shed weight and get slimmer might not seem sensible to a lot of people today particularly if you are struggling with an appetite suppressant problem for a long period. Nevertheless, a lot more weight loss meals you consume and a lot more you take in them, the greater bodyweight you are going to drop. All foodstuffs tend to make the body use strength to absorb it, to make use of this normal procedure you have to consume food that the system finds difficult to absorb. This makes the body burn up much more energy within the food digestion procedure that is how the natural foods can be used to shed weight.

Fat reduction food items are those which make your system function the toughest as a result burning up the maximum unhealthy calories for each meal. This is the high time, start consuming more natural fruits and vegetables as well as you may turn your system in a fat reducing engine when you have to shed weight. The foodstuffs that can assist you reduce weight probably the most are wholegrain foods as well as foods of their organic condition including fruits, whole meal rice, wheat, green vegetables as well as whole meal bread. These are intricate carbs which ensures you to keep you experiencing no appetite for a longer time. You need to include high quality proteins from ‘lean meat’ including chicken white meat and poultry breasts, seafood, fish and chicken eggs within your fat loss meals diet plan.

Veggies, beans and legumes have a great necessary protein material. Furthermore, these are full of fiber and iron. So far as legumes come to mind, you need to have fresh legumes instead of fried and processed ones because these are full of glucose and unhealthy fats which damages the main function of obtaining those. Even so, when preparing beans, make certain they are done efficiently, otherwise they may result in bloating issues.

Oatmeal is a second food which can be very healthy for you. In addition if you need to slim down as well as eliminate these unwanted weight, oatmeal burn up fat and enable you to maintain your cholesterol levels in balance. Furthermore, it is actually full of dietary fiber which may be a tremendous help in getting rid of harmful toxins and undesirable fatty acids from the body. You may generally do a common miscalculation that you’ll probably put sugars to oats. Ensure that you don’t make it happen. As an alternative, its fine to use fresh fruits like bananas and peaches making it tastes great. Fresh fruits keep their unique place for assisting you to maintain your bodyweight in balance. Bitter or acid fruits are full in Ascorbic Acid which helps to dysfunction fatty acids as well as trans fat. As a result, whenever you are feeling just like having snack foods, go with fruits and veggies. It is just a more effective option to stock up your fridge with lime, lemon, apples as well as other clean fruit juices rather than sodas, carbonated drinks and other syrupy drinks.

Stego!

It’s easy to make your relationships more complicated than they are. Here are eleven simple reminders to help you keep them on course.

1. All successful relationships require some work.
They don’t just happen, or maintain themselves. They exist and thrive when the parties involved take the risk of sharing what it is that’s going on in their minds and hearts. Open communication and honesty is the key.

2. Most of the time you get what you put in.
If you want love, give love. If you want friends, be friendly. If you’d like to feel understood, try being more understanding. It’s a simple practice that works. You shouldn’t have to fight for a spot in someone’s life. – Never force someone to make a space in their life for you, because if they know your worth, they will create one for you.

3. There is a purpose for everyone you meet.
Some people will test you, some will use you, and some will teach you; but most importantly some will bring out the best in you. Learn to see and accept the differences between these people, and carry on accordingly.

4. We all change, and that’s okay.
Our needs change with time. When someone says, “You’ve changed,” it’s not always a bad thing. Sometimes it just means you stopped living your life their way. Don’t apologize for it. Instead, be open and sincere, explain how you feel, and keep doing what you know in your heart is right.

5. You are in full control of your own happiness.
If your relationship with yourself isn’t working, don’t expect your other relationships to be any different. Nobody else in this world can make you happy. It’s something you have to do on your own. And you have to create your own happiness first before you can share it with someone else. If you feel that it’s your partner’s fault, think again, and look within yourself to find out what piece is missing. Your partner can never ‘complete’ you because you are already whole. The longing for completion that you feel inside comes from being out of touch with who you are.

6. Forgiving others helps YOU.
Forgiveness is not saying, “What you did to me is okay.” It is saying, “I’m not going to let what you did to me ruin my happiness forever.” Forgiveness is the answer. It doesn’t mean you’re erasing the past, or forgetting what happened. It means you’re letting go of the resentment and pain, and instead choosing to learn from the incident and move on with your life.

7. You can’t change people; they can only change themselves.
Instead of trying to change others, give them your support and lead by example. If there’s a specific behavior someone you love has that you’re hoping disappears over time, it probably won’t. If you really need them to change something, be honest and put all the cards on the table so this person knows what you need them to do.

8. Heated arguments are a waste of time.
The less time you spend arguing with the people who hurt you, the more time you’ll have to love the people who love you. And if you happen to find yourself arguing with someone you love, don’t let your anger get the best of you. Give yourself some time to calm down and then gently discuss the situation.

9. You are better off without some people.
When you have to start compromising yourself and your morals for the people around you, it’s probably time to change the people around you. If someone continuously mistreats you or pushes you in the wrong direction, have enough respect for yourself to walk away from them. It may hurt for a little while, but it’ll be ok. You’ll be ok, and far better off in the long run.

10. Small gestures of kindness go a long way.
Honor your important relationships in some way every chance you get. Every day you have the opportunity to make your relationship sweeter and deeper by making small gestures to show your appreciation and affection. Remember, making one person smile can change the world. Maybe not the whole world, but their world. Your kindness and gratitude matters.

11. Even the best relationships don’t last forever.
People don’t live forever. Appreciate what you have, who loves you and who cares for you. You’ll never know how much they mean to you until the day they are no longer beside you.

Rooneyboy: Absolute rubbish !

Wetin u dey find for dis thread?

Rabboni-X:
i love this...just posted in on my blog..i hope you dont mind oh

i do not

mysticgal: thanks, i will try to put them to practice.

U welcome, †ђξ earlier †ђξ better dough

19 Things Every Female In Her 20’s Should Know (MUST READ)

1. Love and honor your mother. Learn from her mistakes. It will save you a lot of headache in your thirties (30s) and beyond.

2. You are more talented than you’ll ever know. You don’t need to sleep with your Boss/ supervisor to get a promotion at work or better grades at school. Burn late night candles; put extra time to study and practice until you master your skill. Hard work still pays well and does not kill.

3. Women can build a strong support network. Don’t let few ladies with “Pull Her Down” {PHD} syndrome discourage you from cultivating true relationship with your female friends.

4. When a man you meet for the first time babbles about how much he earns working for an oil company and how rich he is, that is a red flag. He is either a married smooth-talker who just wants to sleep with you or he is childish. Walk away from deceit.

5. Make your own money. Start small. Maintain a stable bank account. It will keep you out of trouble.

6. When you meet your Soul mate, don’t forget to wear your most priceless ornament- submission and humility. But while waiting for him, don’t cling to any man to rescue you. Some men these days are also seeking for who will rescue them.

7. Know your body. Look at yourself in front of a full-length mirror at least once a week, naked and after clothed. Know your body and how it works.

8. Life is a gift. But to revel in it, you must be ready to put a lot into nurturing your gifts/ talents and skills. Start early.

9. Teenage ended at 19. Clocking 20 means doing away with childish behaviour. But it does not mean you should forget to have fun. You can catch fun and not be dirty.

10. Learn the basic skills and let yourself grow- from how to keep your underwear clean, cook, socialize, and network to how to drive a car.

11. Don’t do drugs. It kills. Read books, it fortifies. Dance as often as you can, it liberates your spirit, soul and body.

12. Partnership builds bridges. Don’t ever forget that.

13. Eat healthy. Learn to cook for yourself. Don’t rely on noodles alone. The cooking skill will be useful in future.

14. Don’t give up when you fail. Try again and again. Don’t give up on education/ learning.

15. Fear of the future. It is a state of mind you must learn to tame. Don’t let fear pull the carpet from under your feet. The Holy Books tells us that God has not given us a spirit of fear but of power, love and a sound mind.

16. Let go of past hurts. You cannot move forward if you keep looking back. Holding on to bitter experiences and regrets will stale your future.

17. Learn to exhale, love deeply and be kind to others, especially those of low estate, and the lowest of low.

18. You are beautiful the way you are. Don’t compare yourself to others.

19. Prayer is the master key. Have faith in God and always have the courage to use your voice wisely. Dream big today. Fear simply means False Evidence Appearing Real. Enjoy the highs and lows that come with being in your 20s but don’t be afraid to grow older. Live life to the fullest and don’t forget to smile always!

*Lies MEN Tell*

1.I was in a meeting when you called.

2.I will catch a grenade for you

3.You look great in that make up

4.I've not sucked another bosom
since you travelled last year June.

5. I'll never cheat on you

6. Don't worry about her. She is just a friend

7..U are d most beautiful lady i've
ever seen in my life

8.'I love you'

9.Baby.....just let me put the head in and i swear i wont thrust!

10.If lovin you was a crime, I'm ready to be locked up

11.I want to marry you

12.If loving is wrong i dont wanna be right

13.If this is not love that am feeling for you Baibe just shoot me.

Add your's....