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Ya'rite, I left bed skills out. Hmmmn!

Here's a list of five virtues men admire in a lady

1. Belief/ faith
Men like ladies with strong faith in God, ladies who have d fear of God. Some men see it as a way to be safe, when your woman is a strong believer, it makes d Man conscious and aware of d fact dat he also needs to get closer to God and also τ̅☺ check his lifest
Yle.

2. Behaviour/ character
A very very important virtue a lady must possess, personally a lady that lacks this virtue turns me off, no mata ​♓☺w beautiful she is. A lady with a good behaviour respects her man, d man is always right, keeps quiet when he is talking and waits till he has finished talking b4 she have her say, she's not rude, not d nagging type and she's very hardworking. Over 90% Men wants a lady wif dis virtue.

3. Beauty.
Almost every Man likes a beautiful lady. Beauty has different definition; we have †ђξ inner beauty and †ђξ outward beauty. †ђξ inner beauty is d beauty from within, a lady dat is clean and not defiled, a lady dat is not lustful in nature aπϑ kips her body 4 d rightful owner while d outward beauty is d physical appearance most especially her facial expression. Wicheva way, "Beauty lies in d eyes of d beholder"

4. Brain/ intelligence.
Beauty without Brain is as good as nothing. Men likes smart and intelligent ladies. No Man wants 2 marry a dummy, aldo sum do not like a lady dat is too smart than they are, odas lyk ladies dat dey are on d same par of intelligence while sum lyks ladies dey are smarter dan nd sum lyks d ones dat are smarter than they are.

5. Boldness/ confidence
This is not peculiar to most pple, but research have shown dat men likes a confident lady. A lady dat has courage, defends and protects her Man and children, confident in her children, works, walks and talks with confidence and has nothing 2 fear.

Conclusively, no one is perfect and Ȋ†̥'s almost impossible τ̅☺ have a woman that possess all d above virtues, but number1 and 2 are very important virtues a lady must possess.
As a lady/woman share with us wich of d virtues you possess and as a Man/guy share with us wich virtues you admire/ like. You can also add odas not in d above listed.

Let's kip Ȋ̝̊̅̄†̥ rolling....

you are a very good thinker, nd u already said wat was on my mind, if they want 2 shock us its eida glen or maggie, buh i wont be surprised if any of michonne, andrea, d old man or merle dies, but as 4 daryl, rick, nd his son, i dont think its yet time. also espect d gov 2 lose one of his 2 major men, i'll go 4 d black guy wit afro

Na so oo

My Oga at the Top...

Had Mr. Shem Obafaiye not attended that fateful interview on Channels TV last week, he wouldn't have known how lucky he was. He would have wondered... If only...

It was his first interview, it seems, and he got carried away in his elation. Alas he did not know, or remember, that when an able body identifies himself, or herself, with clothing clearly bearing "Press" especially if stationed on a woman's bosom, (s)he can be just as embarrassing- and confusing... And so it was that on that fateful TV show, Mr. Shem (note: not Shame) was embarrassed as well as confused. Had he admitted his confusion, he'd have been spared of further embarrassment, but being a Commandant, he wouldn't let go: Wait! WAIT!

But none of that bothers me. That's all. What bothers me is this generation of mine. Ridiculers. Scoffers. Yet they're no better than the generation of their fathers- they're worse, if anything. While their fathers craved independence, they crave dependence. They want jobs on a platter of gold, they want a well qualified officer relieved of a job he's spent half his life working for and in, they want to be in charge of everything. But they can only mouth. That's all!

They insult a man, not because they could've done better (their English is even worse), only because a lot of them are jobless- unemployed as well as unoccupied- and in fact, unemployable. And rather than upgrade and endow themselves, rather than look for less congested jobs and plough, they wait for those at the top to leave- like the top will ever be accessible to someone who hasn't worked hard to get himself there. Rather than study to make themselves acceptable, they prattle- and incessantly too.

Which well-bred, bold, and well spoken First-class graduate of a marketable course d'you know who is unemployed? Virtually none! In our generation, the world has gone past: Go to school, get a certificate and U'll automatically get a job. Wake up! In the world of today, it's every man for himself. Be the best or join the rest. When there're 7 billion people on the same planet that had 5 billion less than a century ago, and 170 million in a country that had 100 million about two decades ago, won't there be survival of the fittest?

Yet, our approach to the predicament is certain to differ. A lot of us dragged ourselves into universities when we could have gone elsewhere. In our quest for wealth, fame and position, we chose courses that either waste lives or waste time. We ran after the cheese of "comfort" when all we needed was convenience. We abandoned our talents and flair, we left adventure for cramming, and left fulfillment for graduation. We entered the rat race. For Mr. Shem Obafaiye, it was to attend three Nigerian Universities (how many of his critics have done as much), get his degrees, get a job and be good at it (which he does so well that there're testimonies as well as enmities) and when's he's on the plateau, appeal to his Oga At The Top to not forget him. Now, criticise that! Could you have done better?

While I do not know the man or his family, I sympathise with his wife and children for whatever emotional and social inconvenience the saga has caused them- and I can only wonder if they did (manage to) go to church yesterday,... Nigerian youths hounded these innocent people like hounds that have been starved for decades. And, yes, we have been starved while the agbayas at the Top embezzle and bury and share- but only among themselves. But please spare Mr. Shem and his family. They're just as affected as we are by our Ogas at the Top.

Bottom line, Mr. Shem is good at his job- curbing crime. He may not know his organisation's website but he knows oil thieves when he sees them. And he knows that to survive in Nigeria, the Oga At The Top must always be acknowledged- with admiration and smiles, swearing his loyalty with a finger pointed towards (God, our) Oga at the Top, as he did in that revealing interview. Abeg, no be Nigeria we dey?

Plus, over 90% of Nigerian youth's posts on social media are riddled with grammatical grenades- nay, grammatical mines slightly camouflaged by abbreviations- yet some are so 'enlightening' that they light your way to them. It is saddening that these same people will raise eyebrows at another person's misdemeanor.

Instead of transfering our aggression on dis man as regards d degenerative government we have, corruption, insecurity...they should rada be transferred on d president, governors and leaders of this country, they are to blame, not dis man. What amazes me d most is dat even our first lady with all her unforgiveable grammatical blunders over d past years neva suffered d fate dis man suffered in a day.

In conclusion, nobody is above mistake and he is smbodies fada, fwend, relative, husband nd oga 2, catch your fun as much as you like, but as my personal Oga at the Top, the Lord Jesus Christ observed nearly two millenia ago, "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone... Pls, pls nd pls let's stop d fuss about my oga @ d top, we've had our fair share
...Its enuf.

Ayk Midas Afowoolukoyasire
Author. Poet. Editor. Novelist. Farmer.

Another illuminati inspired track, na devil (bitches) she dey bow down 4, won't be surprised if d track dominates next grammy's award, jst lyk her I A̶̲̥̅♏ shasha fierce won her 6 grammy's

i subscribed 4 a week on anoda mtn sim 2day, nd i av no problem wit d network so far, buh dia is no improvement on d 1st 1

i guess so, cos i know of sm1 xperiencing d same problem also on mtn pulse

are u on mtn pulse? cos i av a fwend wu is on mtnpaygo nd he is not xperiencing d same problem, planning 2 subscribe on ma oda mtn sim, i'll jst risk it, cos i cant do without my blackberry fone oo, makes life boring

mine 2 started 2 dayz ago, was tld dey will compensate dia customers, buh i dont think it affects all mtn bb users

so what should i use?

i subscribed to the mtncoweek plan on monday 11th march and since den i av been browsing normally but on friday i discovered that mtn av started charging me for browsing, nd if my credit is exhausted, i wont be able to browse on my blackberry.

On calling dia customer care service today i was tld to send data off to 131 wich i did, bt i was still being charges, so i cald back nd was tld its a general tin dat dia engineer is working on it dat many of dia customers av been complainin 2, so when i asked wen tins will be back 2 normal, d customer care said she do not know 4 naw.

so i jst want to know if its only me, or dia are oda nlanders out dia xperiencing d same prob, pls be free 2 share wit possible solutions

.

As I don read d title I know sey na naija movie. М̣̣̥̇̊Ɣ tot is dat dia is notin special about d poster

Before you get married please read...

1. Once you are hooked to the wrong person the battle is over, you will either be managing or patching till you die. If a goat marries a fish, how would they live or where would they be meeting each other? It is only
when the goat is thirsty and goes to the river to drink water that they will only see briefly as the fish will jump out to greet the goat and swim away. Any marriage where both partners see each other once in a long while is likened to the goat and fish illustration above. Marriage does not make marriage. It is the people in marriage that make marriage.

2 .Compatibility is worked out, of course you may never get a perfect person. But with dedication,knowledge and wisdom compatibility will start building, that is if he or she is the right person.

3. But the major challenge in getting married is choosing the right person. You don't choose a person because he or she is available or eligible. You choose a person because that person is the right for you.

4. Run away from any man or woman that is easily angered by nature; that is getting angry easily is he or she's lifestyle. It is difficult to change that person. But if someone gets angry by mistake, that person can be corrected but if it is his or her nature, you have to think twice.

5. It is possible to mis-marry. It is possible to be living with the wrong man or woman. It is possible to be dating the wrong person or be in courtship with the wrong person.

6. Once your choice is right then you are on the right track. How can a lion be married to a goat? what now
happens when the lion is hungry? Any man that beats his wife is likened to the above illustration. Any woman that oppresses her husband is also likened to this scenario.

7. There are some people that are highly inflamable, please do not take a box of matches near them. What this means is that these people's hearts are made of stone, giving them your soft heart in love is a mistake. They will not value it.

8. Love may be blind to many, but marriage will definitely open their eyes. Love in reality is not blind when you start seeing those unchangeable signs during courtship please keep off. When a man starts cheating on you when dating, it is a sign that he will do much more when he is married to you. He or she may legally begin to cheat on you because he is now married legally to you.

9. Dating is not for outing alone, dating is for knowing, watching and examining. Watch out for negative signs to see if it can be dealt with, if it cannot be dealt with in courtship it may not change in marriage.

10. To get the right person, try to be the right person. Work on yourself, work on your flaws.

11 America and the western world is plagued with divorce today because they marry without paying attention to these facts listed above. They marry without knowing the person they are marrying at least to a large extent.

12. Don't practice divorce before you get married. That is when you are breaking relationships over and over
again, your emotion is also affected in the process. Wait for the right person.

13. Don't marry because you cannot enjoy your singlehood. If you are happy being single, then you will be happy being married and if you are not happy while still single....

14. Marriage is not an escape from singlehood but marriage is actually a graduation from singlehood...moving
from writing simple exams of life to writing another hard exams.

15. Do not rush into marriage because you are under pressure or you are feeling you are the odd one out. When you are feeling everyone is getting married except you then you are making yourself becoming a wrong person.

Yeah, they are very peculiar

Yeah, they are so peculiar

U wc!

10 REASONS WHY WOMEN ARE SO
COMPLICATED

Women are often labeled as
‘complicated’. It is often said that the
mysteries of their heart are as deep
and unfathomable as the depths of an
ocean. But what exactly make women
so complicated?
Here’s a list of 10 reasons that may
provide an explanation:
1. They experience a lot of biological
changes
Biologically, women undergo so many
changes within a month. With the end
of each menstrual cycle to the
ovulation period and then again to the
start of next menstrual cycle, a
woman’s body experiences so many
hormonal and biological changes that it
is bound to have an effect on them.
Under the effect of such hormones,
they often behave differently, thus
making their behavior ‘complicated’
and ‘complex’ to others.

2. They think with their hearts
A lot of complications come from the
fact that women tend to ‘think’ with
their hearts rather than with their
minds. They tend to become emotional
very fast. Emotions make women more
complicated.

3. They are forever multi-tasking
Women are often juggling so many
personal and professional
responsibilitie­s. They are at many
places at one time. They are
performing the multiple roles of wife,
mother, daughter, sister, professional
and so on. This constant multi-tasking
adds complexity to their behavior.

4. Women give a lot of priority to
‘trivial’ issues
It’s in the nature of women to give
priority to trivial issues. Little things
matter a lot to them which may mean
nothing to men. That’s why when they
have a problem or an issue, often men
find that it’s ‘nothing’ and they end up
calling them as ‘complicated’.

5. Women can’t let go of past
The past keeps coming back to haunt
them and interfere with their present
and future, making their behavior
complex to men who find it difficult to
connect the past conflicts to the
present escalations.

6. Women are forever comparing
Be it themselves or their spouses,
they are forever comparing and
judging. This adds a lot of complexity
to their daily interactions and
behavior.

7. Women are extremely self-critical
Believe it or not, but women are very
self-critical. They are very harsh on
themselves, from physical looks to
emotional temperament. This makes
them very difficult and complicated.

8. Women often make their world go
round their boyfriend/­husband/
family
They give a lot of priority to
relationships and easily get hurt when
others don’t respond in the same way.
Little things can tick them off,
thereby leaving the other person
confused about what happened.

9. There’s never a right answer for
them!
If they ask men, “Am I looking fat?”
and if he says no then the man is
termed liar and if he says yes, then
they give “Are you kidding me?”
expression! These often display why
women are complicated.

10. They expect a lot
Since women do a lot, they tend to
expect a lot too. But often those
expectations are not met, especially
the ones concerning with emotional
needs. This hurts them but they often
expect that others should
understand. So they don’t directly say
what is wrong. The man is left
wondering what is wrong and ends up
simply labeling women as
‘complicated’.
Every complication has a way around
to make it simple, so is the case with
women. Men should try to understand
them, then every woman will seem a
bit ‘less complicated’.

There are thousands of reasons to why women are so complicated, don't even try 2 study dem cos u won't graduate, we can only try 2 understand dem, the world would av bin less funfiled without them, google does not know what a woman wants, indeed dey are special beings, buh can we do without dem? NO! It takes only a real man 2 understand, care 4 and manage a lady.

why is it very difficult to understand a lady?

Before you get married please read...and share!!

1. Once you are hooked to the wrong
person the battle is over, you will
either be managing or patching till you
die. If a goat marries a fish, how
would they live or where would they
be meeting each other? It is only
when the goat is thirsty and goes to
the river to drink water that they will
only see briefly as the
fish will jump out to greet the goat
and swim away. Any marriage where
both partners see each other once in
a long while is likened to the goat and
fish illustration above. Marriage does
not make marriage. It is the people in
marriage that make marriage.

2 .Compatibility is worked out, of
course you may never get a perfect
person.
But with dedication, knowledge and
wisdom compatibility will start
building, that is if he or she is the
right person.

3. But the major challenge in getting
married is choosing the right person.
You don't choose a person because he
or she is available or eligible. You
choose a person because that person
is the right for you.

4. Run away from any man or woman
that is easily angered by nature; that
is getting angry easily is he or she's
lifestyle. It is difficult to change that
person. But if someone gets angry by
mistake, that person can be
corrected but if it is his or her
nature, you have to think twice.

5. It is possible to mis-marry. It is
possible to be living with the wrong
man or woman. It is possible to be
dating the wrong person or be in
courtship with the wrong person.

6. Once your choice is right then you
are on the right track. How can a lion
be married to a goat? what now
happens when the lion is hungry? Any
man that beats his wife is likened to
the above illustration. Any woman that
oppresses her husband is also likened
to this scenario.

7. There are some people that are
highly inflamable, please do not take a
box of matches near them. What this
means is that these people's hearts
are made of stone, giving them your
soft heart in love is a mistake. They
will not value it.

8. Love may be blind to many, but
marriage will definitely open their
eyes. Love in reality is not blind when
you start seeing those unchangeable
signs during courtship please keep
off. When a man starts cheating on
you when dating, it is a sign that he
will do much more when he is married
to you. He or she may legally begin to
cheat on you because he is now
married legally to you.

9. Dating is not for outing alone,
dating is for knowing, watching and
examining. Watch out for negative
signs to see if it can be dealt with, if
it cannot be dealt with in courtship it
may not change in marriage.

10. To get the right person, try to be
the right person. Work on yourself,
work on your flaws.

11 America and the western world is
plagued with divorce today because
they marry without paying attention to
these facts listed above. They marry
without knowing the person they are
marrying at least to a large extent.

12. Don't practice divorce before you
get married. That is when you are
breaking relationships over and over
again, your emotion is also affected in
the process. Wait for the right
person.

13. Don't marry because you cannot
enjoy your singlehood. If you are
happy being single, then you will be
happy being married and if you are
not happy while still single....

14. Marriage is not an escape from
singlehood but marriage is actually a
graduation from singlehood...moving
from writing simple exams of life to
writing another hard exams.

15. Do not rush into marriage because
you are under pressure or you are
feeling you are the odd one out. When
you are feeling everyone is getting
married except you then you are making yourself becoming a wrong person.

USEFUL AND HANDY USES OF SALT !!!!

1. If you drop a whole egg on the floor, pour salt all over the egg, let it sit for awhile, then use dustpan, the egg will come right up, without all that mess.

2. Soak stained hankies in salt water before washing.

3. Sprinkle salt on your shelves to keep ants away.

4. Soak fish in salt water before descaling; the scales will come off easier.

5. Put a few grains of rice in your saltshaker for easier pouring.

6. Add salt to green salads to prevent wilting.

7. Test the freshness of eggs in a cup of salt water; fresh eggs sink;bad ones float.

8. Add a little salt to your boiling water when cooking eggs; a cracked egg will stay in its shell this way.

9. A tiny pinch of salt with egg whites makes them beat up fluffier.

10. Soak wrinkled apples in a mildly salted water solution to perk them up.

11. Rub salt on your pancake griddle and your flapjacks won't stick.

12. Soak toothbrushes in salt water before you first use them; they will last longer.

13. Use salt to clean your discolored coffee pot.

14. Mix salt with turpentine to whiten you bathtub and toilet bowl.

dnt know wia 2 start buh i teenage drama series, i'll recommend;
gossip girls
revenge
pretty little liars
switched @ birth nd
the lying games

single ladies; a mst watch series

breaking bad nd
the walking dead ar jst 2 fantastic
nikita 2 is owkay, buh since percy died, dias been less action

suits is very educative nd funny 2

jst started watching arrow, nd i lyk wat av seen so far, plan 2 download game of thrones, person of interest and survivors

trust me all d above listed series are very lovely, jst check out dia ratings, dey are must watch

j.lo insuring her buttocks 4 close 2 30 million dolls makes no sense 2 me, nd as 4 maria carey, she should insure her vocal cords rada dan her legs, she's known more as a singer

I dont tink dias anytin 2 miss bout life b4 marriage or childbearing cos evrytin we do in lyf is a choice nd no1 pulled a trigger @ u 2 marry.

All i know is dat in life dia ar stages, @ sm point u av 2 grow up, be a matured man/lady nd take responsibility, dia ar sm tins we did den dat we cant do now, not becos we cannot but because we av a more greater task ahead, i mean a responsible family man will av 2 limit d number of parties he attends on like b4 nd u cant rock gals lyk b4, u ar naw married, naw a parent nd its ur call, ur choice so u av 1 live wit dat fact nd face au u fend 4 ur family.

Am not married yet dough, guess i still av time 2 enjoy my adolescent years, cos notin lasts lyk memories, eida gud or bad

REASONS WHY WOMEN ARE SO COMPLICATED

Women are often labeled as
‘complicated’. It is often said that the
mysteries of their heart are as deep
and unfathomable as the depths of an
ocean. But what exactly make women
so complicated?

Here’s a list of 10 reasons that may
provide an explanation:

1. They experience a lot of biological
changes
Biologically, women undergo so many
changes within a month. With the end
of each menstrual cycle to the
ovulation period and then again to the
start of next menstrual cycle, a
woman’s body experiences so many
hormonal and biological changes that it
is bound to have an effect on them.
Under the effect of such hormones,
they often behave differently, thus
making their behavior ‘complicated’
and ‘complex’ to others.

2. They think with their hearts
A lot of complications come from the
fact that women tend to ‘think’ with
their hearts rather than with their
minds. They tend to become emotional
very fast. Emotions make women more
complicated.

3. They are forever multi-tasking
Women are often juggling so many
personal and professional
responsibilitie­s. They are at many
places at one time. They are
performing the multiple roles of wife,
mother, daughter, sister, professional
and so on. This constant multi-tasking
adds complexity to their behavior.

4. Women give a lot of priority to
‘trivial’ issues
It’s in the nature of women to give
priority to trivial issues. Little things
matter a lot to them which may mean
nothing to men. That’s why when they
have a problem or an issue, often men
find that it’s ‘nothing’ and they end up
calling them as ‘complicated’.

5. Women can’t let go of past
The past keeps coming back to haunt
them and interfere with their present
and future, making their behavior
complex to men who find it difficult to
connect the past conflicts to the
present escalations.

6. Women are forever comparing
Be it themselves or their spouses,
they are forever comparing and
judging. This adds a lot of complexity
to their daily interactions and
behavior.

7. Women are extremely self-critical
Believe it or not, but women are very
self-critical. They are very harsh on
themselves, from physical looks to
emotional temperament. This makes
them very difficult and complicated.

8. Women often make their world go
round their boyfriend/­husband/
family
They give a lot of priority to
relationships and easily get hurt when
others don’t respond in the same way.
Little things can tick them off,
thereby leaving the other person
confused about what happened.

9. There’s never a right answer for
them!
If they ask men, “Am I looking fat?”
and if he says no then the man is
termed liar and if he says yes, then
they give “Are you kidding me?”
expression! These often display why
women are complicated.

10. They expect a lot
Since women do a lot, they tend to
expect a lot too. But often those
expectations are not met, especially
the ones concerning with emotional
needs. This hurts them but they often
expect that others should
understand. So they don’t directly say
what is wrong. The man is left
wondering what is wrong and ends up
simply labeling women as
‘complicated’.

Every complication has a way around
to make it simple, so is the case with
women. Men should try to understand
them, then every woman will seem a
bit ‘less complicated’.

jst finished watching season 1-3 episode 12; cant wait 4 d nxt episode nd i mst admit, d directors ar genuises, d film gets beta per episode, when shane died, i was lyk wtf? they mst av made a mistake, buh in d lng run ad almost 4gotten shane, d way new characters replace d extinct 1s nd blend with d existin 1s is wat amazes me d most about dis series, guess ma best episode was when shane charged dem @ d ban, nd dey found sofia eventually. he made a fool of d priest nd pointed out ricks weakness, i jst love d dude.

on d latest episode, i guess michonne and rick may eventually get intimate, as 4 andrea; dnt know wat she's upto, guess she's unda d gov. spell, anywae, i lyk ar swagg as per au she walks nd talks, i miss lori, dale, aldo hershele is taking his place, but i do lyk his looks, nd i op daryl stays alive cos 1 tin about dis film is dat you cant predict d nxt star dat will die xcept 4 rick.

I jst love dis lady, a human right activist and a fighter. She truly deserves d award

1.Your mother carried you for 9 months bearing pain upon pain.

2.During this time, she could not eat because of you! She could not sleep because of you!

3.When you were a baby, she spent every minute of her life looking after you!

4.She only slept when you slept! She only ate after you had eaten!

5.She was patient and loved you even when you cried all night and when you cried all day!

6.She taught you how to walk, how to speak, how to eat, she taught you how to live!

7.When you fall ill, she looks after you!

8.She always cooks and prepared food for you!

9.She buys you whatever you ask for!

10.Most of all She loves you unconditionally!

REMINDER: We will only truly realise the value of our mothers when they are no longer with us – when they have passed away, but then it will be too late!