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DIS UR QUESTION HARD OO, i dey come, make i go ask google!

Maka y, i will sue dat peson 2 court, i shuld be d caretaker of ma own kids, u can only discipline ma child only if i permit u.

NONSENSE! Buy lacasera nd gala, den put on ur earpiece nd listen 2 tonto dike nd omotola's album, bet u'll av a gr8 journey.

THERE'S NO NEED FOR OBAMA 2 DETERMINE HIS FATE, WE'RE TLD D WORLD IS ENDING 2MAO, IF POSSIBLE BRO, CATCH THE LAST FLIGHT 2 NAIJA NAW COS DATS WIA U BLONG

How she no go win; pop singer na 4rm America, owner of d competition America, dey held sum minutes silence for d dead America kids as if say yakowa nd Azazi no die for naija, or casualties no dey occur all over d world. I trust naija we no dey carry last, na 52nd position our babe carry, same wit super eagles position in fifa rankings, she no try? Atleast nairaland asked us 2 vote for her, nd am sure ma vote was counted!

Wu dash am, I fine pass I'm jooor!

PRAY FOR NIGERIA! Wen will all dis end?

Good innovation!

An opportunity for dem 2 steal! Awon ole, barawo

Very sad; don't forget 2 pray 4 ur family members, ember demons @ work, can't count number of deaths recorded on dis site, dis month alone. Devil is a liar, we shall overcome nd make it 2 2013. Wetin 2012 still dey do, abeg cum pack ya load jahwe!

Funny couples

Tanx OP, nobody will spoil ma christmas, calabar; always bubling

Derenle and parties! D guy neva learn, dey slapd im fwend of recent, can't wait 4 his.

Kidnapping now d trend of d day. Making fast money!

"A prophet is not appreciated in his own land" (bible) Even d former president of Ghana came 2 meet tb 4 prayers, during ghana's u-20 worldcup wich dey won. Am not a fan of tb joshua, but I do take his prophecies serious. Cos dis is not d first time, not even d 10th time, pls take I'm cwios oo, biko!

God @ work. Wow! Choper catch fire b4 reaching ground- no room 4 escape be dat, dey shuld av seen d signs after taraba state governor escaped death. Let us all start using d moda4cking roads una refuse 2 repair, cos if una politicians shuld try 2 flY;... Sha prepare ur will.

Guy u don't know anytin about football, footballers dey richer dan ritualist masef, its non-debatable sef, u neva listen 2 2face song? Guy shine ur eyes wella.

'my taste have always been a slim and tall lady nd fortunately 4 me, i married 1, she started increasing in size after she gave birth 2 our 1st child, i cald ar nd said hey babe; watch ur weight, but smhw she ignored it nd stated growing faster, nd more lazier, she just sits down dia wif d tv always complaining of being stressed off, its not easy 2 take care of a child..i tried 2 understand, but d spark we ad, d flair i av 4 ar was already reducing, her weight pisses me off, now i hardly take her wif me 2 occassions i'll rada go wif my female fwends cos she's no longer my taste''.

one way or d oda both couples av changed, now if she catches im cheating, u'll say men are wicked, but its all ar fault, he already advised her 2 watch her weight, change is d most certain tin on earth, so d topic shuld be y do both MEN nd WOMEN change afta marriage.

Goodnews 2 seun cos iyanya is not datin is tonto anymore... anytin bout tonto 'll always make frontpage; tonto nd mum, tonto in uniform, tonto's tatoo....
2mao it will be tonto caught drinking garri wit groundnut...

it is not born ON 12.12pm, it is born AT, nd 2 ur question, its very possible!

Mehn! Can't wait 2 av 1, den I'll sell it 4 a cup of *****

if u love her, y not? love supercedeth all tinz!

I witnessed
1/1/1
2/2/2
3/3/3
4/4/4
5/5/5
6/6/6
7/7/7
8/8/8
9/9/9
10/10/10
11/11/11 nd now....
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12/12/12.

Its not by my power, many av died along d way, Baba God noni!

Gbemisola shotade ko gbemisola Saraki ni.... mtcheww.