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You know tour girlfriend more than everyone of us. What you're asking is for nairalanders to just pack a lot of ASSUMPTIONS about what may be going on.

You know she has a lot of sim cards, now she has a new Whatsapp with cleavages as profile picture. So yeah, you should be worried if someone can openly put their (or not their) cleavages as profile picture. Have a conversation with her and let her know straight up that if she's doing anything that betrays your trust, una go share garri.

Then live your life. If she does wetin make you suspect her, then do wetin you like.

KnownUnknown:
Dem don gaslight you already. “God loves a cheerful giver” says the swindler. Meanwhile, god is utterly incapable of saying anything.

Na you know the kain problem wey you get with god. My own wey I believe loves a cheerful giver.

All roads lead to 2027 for all of una now.
Let's kukuma forget that there are still 10months in 2026, there's a budget allocated for the year that needs to be executed and monitored.

Let's all lick the hasrse of people's political ambitions.

To each one his own.

Generosity can still have boundaries. God loves a cheerful giver, be cheerful in giving. But set boundaries that dem no go even was gaslight you into giving.

My own was never about the "spending" - some beliefs just no longer made sense. I'm finding my way back now sha.

If I no wan sow shingbain, i no go sow shingbain.

Nigeria matter dey tire me some times.
Can't these people just shut up.

It's enough that y'all are hincompetent, but must y'all let your double standards and nepotism be so glaring?

I sometimes don't even bother opening some politics thread, cos e dey make me boil

Bahamas95:
I don't know them quite well but judging by their looks that Lalude looks like a bad guy, he'll definitely come out alive.......Don't be deceived by that smile.

Haha... You see am ba. That look is like "Mehn... Your own don finish kpatakpata"

Alkason:
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Number on signature.
Thank you

If you don't marry rubbish because of bwress and nynhash. Things you can benefit from an educated (formal or informal), properly home-trained Woman:

1. Combined finance - 2 guaranteed income source
2. A maternal figure for your kids - children fare better in a balanced home.
3. A confidant - someone you can open up to, share ideas without paying for therapy.
4. The routine romance and mind-blowing raw sehxx 😏.
6. A partner to care for you during old age, or who will maximize your wealth to better the life of your kids if you kick the bucket earlier than anticipated.

Note: None of the above listed apply to you if you marry girls who have chosen to be behd-warmers for the streets.

Like him or not President Tinubu is actually on the news a lot for interesting things too.

Cheers to progress.

Check my signature sha, lemme also help you unveil a professional website for your company.

Economy does not respond to prayers.
Let's stop deceiving ourselves.

Na lack of knowledge put us for where we dey so in this part of Africa.

Democracy has put the power in the hands of the people to sack incompetent leaders after any tenure of irresponsible leadership, but when that time comes, we'll play ethnic, religious and regional nepotism and sell our rights.

okomile:
Orishirishi

Stand by your true identity
Good that he was exposed otherwise the bride will be miserable for life or even commit suicide
Lucky lady
Better luck next time

You mean She?
The "groom" is a biological woman who wanted to be a psychological male.

Zonefree:
Only heaven knows the kind hunger wey wire ancestors before they discover bitter leaf soup.

🤣🤣🤣 Meehnn

Kemetian:
Oh it's a fantastic civilisation with a massive history.

Oh yes, the shame is on the Europeans who used their greed to soil the beauty that the world would have been; if they moved around in harmony rather than exploitation

Benin still remains great.

Our cultural heritage is still second to none.
Our monarch is still held in the Highest Esteem, home and abroad (agha so'ghe Edo, Edo ore odion; Edo gha so ghe omwan, Edo ye Odion - Oba gha to kpere, Ise).

Food varieties and recipes - one of mankind's bravest adventures into the unknown that really paid off.

Imagine say these ancestors nor try new ways of cooking things. Na so so roasted meat and fruits we for dey eat. 😅

When they fight for Ukraine, una say na assist. But when they fight for Russia una go say them force them go Frontline for meat attacks.

All of una na the same.

Whereyh OP, why are you wasting space mentioning mods. What's so important and urgent.

Note: I'll ignore all mentions ✌🏿

Sterope:
Lmao. A group that are known to kvll civilians, rvpe children and women, torture people.

Tell that to the Venezuelans and the Cuban and many other countries who have suffered from the actions of the US soldiers.

If you think it is worth it, I pray God hold atpu accountable in this life eor the next.

Krye me a purple river. ✌🏿

nairalanda1:
1.You know you are not an American. right?

2.While people can be pushed off, yes people do fall overboard in ships. At least one fataility due to falling overborard happens in US ships. Winds and current and pitching of the ship as well as carelessness are contributory factors.

1. Whether I'm American or not, every soldier deserves Respect. In live and in death.

2. You saw where i asked if it was as a result of attack? Storm? Why dwell on just the push question.

WriterNig:

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Oh so it's now cool for Nigerians to die for a foreign country?

Oga give your respect to the dead and vanish from my mention. ✌🏿

WriterNig:
Fun fact: America send more than 20,000 Africans to the meat grinder in Iraq.

20,000 Africans died fighting for America in another man's land.

There are more Nigerians fighting in the U.S Army alone than there are Africans combined in Russia.

They didn't come to Africa to recruit us by forxe into their army. Let's stop heaping blame on people who simply said "okay" when we chose their wars to legitimately stay in their country.

Why dem norva con carry me go join their army.

Respect Soldier. Home calls.

Quite weird how a soldier will "fall off" from a ship sha. Were they under attack? Sea storm? Or was he... You know... Pushed?

No be sharing the husband be this one problem. It was sharing the husband's wealth.

She don likely see man wey him wealth divide by 3 go still dey big enough for her.

But the man no try, the woman wey sponsor you, deserve some extras loyalty and commitment.

Yes please. Parenting has fallen in Nigeria today. It's become a far cry from the parented-society we grew up in our time.

Those days, anyone can discipline you for bad behavior. But today, if you scold a child, the mama/papa go con follow you set blow.

Children have become "luxury items" - if they're beautiful/handsome their parents go open social media for then for "influencing/clout", or them put then for big man school, but will not follow up the child's academic progress beyond seeing how many A or F the teacher wrote on their results.

We don't even tell them folktales sef - see me, how many of the parents even know folktales 😅 - we'll throw them in front of Disney junior where oyibo go dey show them gaahhy horse or lehsxbeian mammy water (mermaid).

Person wey nor fit answer how much does a project cost per kilometer naim, go con allow himself be subject to scrutiny of the quality.

Time always tell how good or bad a road is - then posterity will judge you.

Abeg, make we talk another thing Sir.

Meanwhile, for the business inclined, check my signature.

Ronaldinho, Zidane , Ronaldo

Those men played football for the game!!! The passion showed.

Who remembers that Heading wey Zidane give that guy 😝.

Is it the dribbles, thats when theses guys played for the glory of the game - not really about goals, but entertainment.

Congratulations.
Sha i just commented so una go check my signature

We4all:
Do you think anyone has the monopoly of violence or the right to be angry when provoked?

If you think provoking someone warrants murder to the offender, then you are one of the problems we have in the society.

I hear. Next time read to understand, not to reply.