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Televangelists in America don do all these ones tey tey. But there's a form of "healing" that comes when a human body is charged with some kain "good feeling" which is often common in an atmosphere like a church gatherings - the music, affirmations, etc - but these are usually mild cases - where the person actually can walk, but maybe has some slight pains, uses a walking stick etc.

The funny thing tho, you won't see these people outside of the event, confirming their healing. There's usually no follow up to see , how they were before, how they are now, what was the medical confirmation.

But then again, these appear "necessary" for those who need others as a conduit to reaching God, rather than building a direct relationship with God.

Hehe... Yes o. Now there's a level of debt most people are forced to bear. Like payday loans, but it's paid and maybe it was used for something reasonable like:

1. Medical Emergency
2. Business Expansion (but not serial loans from one loan platform to another for a viable profit and realistic payment schedule being honoured)
3. Skill Acquisition
4. Foodstuff

But you see those ones that take loans to buy luxury? Avoid them like a plague.

But how are these banks approving loans like craze people? Dem no dey do credit score again? Abi which kain collateral the woman give their manager? 🌚

thomas2024:
When e reach your turn, write one word and two words as per se you sabi game too. We know your type. Na your type dey spend for woman after running mouth like tap water. I have people like you as friends when I dey for school back then.

Ewoooh... You don catch me o. Chai, who go help me off the mouth o. Who go help me become stingy to a woman I love o.

Continue to dey write constitution give woman wey dey tell you "k" na.

E don happen again.

First, they called her a "Woman".
Then they so carefully ommitted the age of the suspect from the report.

We know what happened.
And all we can say is, una go learn the hard way.

____ bride being forced into an institution she's neither mentally nor biologically old enough for.

1. Choice of object of crime
2. Unwise choice of sending a third party to buy which leaves a trail to her....

.... show's she's likely too young to understand consequence nor investigations that unravel suspects in a m**rder case.

To first understand who buried the Naira, you must first point out what the Naira and purchasing power was before Buhari came in.

The good ol' Sai Baba tanked it.... But he had 8yrs to do so. Let's give Pres. Tinubu some time in his current dispensation and see how deeper he tanks it or leave it where he found it or improves it. In reality though, not news headlines and $9m image laundering 🌚

UrVillageChief:
If you want to talk to the agulu mourner, talk to him directly and stop passing through the corners😭😂

Unlike you, I don't call people who are better than me names... Just to avoid actually having an intelligent conversations about what matters most.

success1smyn:
The last 3 presidential election has met him in 3 different political parties. He was in APC in 2015, PDP in 2019 and NNPP in 2023.

That's my point. All the parties have the same ideological identity.

"

And ye shall fulfil your personal ambition to grab power. F**ck the people. F***ck accountability and the Rule of Law

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They have no unique perspective about governance, about foreign policy, about economic strategies. So, irrespective of their acronyms, it's all just Tomatoe, Tomahto.

Good for you Sir. I hope after the many dances you actually stay true to this claim.

We don't hold our political leaders players to any standards at all, that's why they jump around every political season like mosquitoes.

Imagine a Republican becoming a Democrat and back to being Republican and then a Democrat then a Republican again within 4 election cycle.

OKOATA:
First of all, when a lady writes you short messages, respond with short message. I don't reciprocate writing long messages in reply to short messages.

If you are texting with a girl and she responds casually with short messages that's a red flag.

Thank you jare!!! Nine tubers of yam for you.
Baba just dey shalaye. Dey write poetry and essay.

Watch people's energy and gauge their level before trying to be a failed Williams Shakespeare.

Kaczynski:
Yes, Nigerian employers pay very poorly .
I always knew that it's a man behind your account.
No Nigerian woman can really write code.

Your last statement 😂.
If you yourself code, that means you have zero ideas about the programming world outside of your room.

Nigerian women can't write code keh.
Come out often man.

Gajagojo:
You talk like a child
No one has a monopoly of sending people to earth
That is so easy to do
What follows after is another thing

Life is not movie

Weak people with fragile egos are easily insulted

Okay Methuselah.

It shouldn't be too hard to sue people to bankruptcy in this country na. There's a line your bhastard gossiping should not ever cross, and that's a man's family.

If this was in older times, you'd return to earth so fast, you won't know what hit you.

AlphaMale666:
So you think sex should be difficult to get before? Please don't make me insult you.

Insult keh? No be you get your mouth?
Display your character for national forum na.

✌🏿

"Anybody can do wedding".

If everyone can be married, we for no dey see the "rubbish" posts wey make you dey provoke so.

By the way, na because say society don make sex be like meat pie. When sex was the benefit of marriage ONLY, I pray say you for dey worship singlehood 😝😝

Let's not forget the genetic predisposition sha - you don see chubby flat tummy?

Kingray10:
I don't think it's a lie, just like the animals kingdom, life is survival of the fittest.
If you present yourself good, you will get used n dumped.
Besides Nigeria society doesn't favour the good.

Good people don't get used and dumped - it's people who are trying to get what the "user" can get them that gets played in the game. Good people do things without expecting anything in return, so you can't disappoint someone who didn't even have any expectations from you.

Life is survival of the fittest - wickedness no be fitness - intellectual fitness dey, emotional intelligence fitness day, financial fitness dey, personality fitness dey.

But above all, good people live for more than their own self and immediate circle - good people live for life itself.

It's a lie Sir. Good people excel in the universe. Wicked people just make more news that you're aware of.

For platform wey you no still create o.
Nigerians and una gatekeeping mentality.

One day you'll be a dad. And your kids will ask you why you wasted your youth life complaining about the life your dad did not give you.

Some people lost their dads even before they could say A, but they built something for themselves, through blood, sweat and sand.

What's your own excuse after the "my daddy" excuse?

Well, if we hold him to a good example of what a Democratic President should be with these globetrotting. Trump did not travel to the Saudis as much as our own has been living in France and visiting Nigeria, yet Trump in one meeting raised an initial FDI from $600billion to $1Trillion Dollars. Source

That's what these travels and diplomatic visits should yield. But of course, una say we should lower our standard to beneath earth levels.

Mariangeles:
WoOoW!
Na you eh!

See the good fortune wey my thread bring you.
Mayflowa, thank you O! 😀

Hehehe... Yes oo. God bless you too 😁😁

Mayflowa:
Done! Enjoy. Waiting for the pics lol

Dinner is served 😁 Thanks to the very generous Oga at the top.

A bit late, but it's home made, fresh and sweet 😁.

Note: I definitely didn't and can't eat even 1/10th of the whole meat i bought at once sha. But this week don soft 🙌🏾

1. One Kilo of Chicken
2. Cow Meat (I no see aboki, na their own cheap pass)
3. Tomatoes + Pepper
4. Onions
5. Palm Oil
6. Seasoning combo
7. Two Spaghetti
8. Plantain (5 fingers)
9. Transport + Miscellaneous

The Measuring tape is added for scale 😅

There's still a balance from the market run for Hollandia/Fruits for the next 3 days. Come and eat.

Mayflowa:
Done! Enjoy. Waiting for the pics lol

Yesss! I will ball into the market this evening Sir and do due diligence to a variety of meat. The very generous amount you sent will prepare a meat buffet sef.

Nairaland is a real place afterall oo 😅
Big thanks to you Chief. Received with maximum thanks.

Fix your website mobile view.

Mayflowa:
Really? Sorry about that. Oya send me email: ......

Thank you, email sent 🙌🏾😁🙌🏾

Mayflowa:
My guy, Better meat nor too dey that plate. People eat meat as a meal. Send me your account, I will send you cash to go buy meat food only if you promise you go show me here. You go know sey nor be photoshop

Nairaland don knack me small ban when I post akkant 😝. Well, thanks Chief, I go take your word say men dey chop meat (Goat meat I hope sha, cos every other meat na gmo)

Mayflowa:
Are you serious? Meat, fish and chicken use to very cheap in Naija my guy. Is it that you never ate so much meat before at all or because the country is hard now?

Meat used to be cheap keh.
I'm saying that meat pattern wey dey that plate na photo ops. No be one person plate

Pootle:
they should add more avocado for me.

Be like this avocado na acquired taste and me no gree acquire am. Something should not take too much effort to be sweet abeg. Avocado bland

Shouldn't we all also file claims for huge penalties for them tossing goalie's towels throughout the tournament?

Rubbish.

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Kaliningrad:

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Booking space.

If the admins actually know their work and they thought this was newsworthy, they'll create a new post with the pictures and source, and let this your own post hang dry 😋