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Go on groups where people who need your services are on. Drop regular posts that showcase your writing skills , at the bottom always add that you're open for ghostwriting gigs.

People who are interested and have seen evidence of your writing will reach out. You cN also send direct messages to people on the group who have liked or commented on your post in the groups later. Ask them for referrals, jobs or just make friends first

Wike will soon be humbled.
He thinks too highly of himself, making enemies left and right, carrying an air of god around him - a very shocking betrayal awaits people like that, that will render him politically useless.

The same way dem be don useless Oshiomole for Edo, but Oshio na phoenix.

Musa was shocked. He threw his hands in the air, gasping for breath as he ran; his legs almost touching the back of his head. His voice rang through the estate, screaming "wetin I norva see for this gate! Wetin Musa nor go see for this gate".

Sir, your mum's complexion is not the reason for your outcome in life. Examine the decisions you've taken for the past 22+ years of your adulthood.

Selah

Onegai:
Men do it too:

My mum attended a wedding and the groom never showed up. Bride came out and told everyone to start eating and went back inside. Band tried to play small music.

It used to be very common 20 years ago and brides would send a relative to sleep in the groom's house, to give advance warning if they decided not to show up.

Maybe the man was being forced to marry the woman,and the wedding cost was chested by the grooms family or the girl.

With the financial and mental burden that is placed on the man, then he'll spend his money and not show up? That'll be as frequent as once in 20million.

But generally, it's the height of immaturity on both man and woman if they embark on such disgrace act.

I pray the lady in question is safe sha and it's not an abduction.

Onegai:
Probably not much warning.

She and her family have most likely taken a lot of money from the guy over the period of courtship.

And instead of her to break it off when she realized she didn't like the guy, she or her continued or increased their greed (in the hopes that he will take the hint and break it off). I'm sure there would have been pressure not to let a "good man" aka a man with deep pockets, go, from her family.

He didn't take the hint, sadly.

And now she's at the final line and can't do anything else save to run in a cowardly manner whilst her family feign ignorance and shock.

There are times you'll hear of brides crying on their wedding day, then find out later that she wanted to abscond but her family was the one pushing the marriage. A certain society wedding comes to mind, it happened 2 decades ago: 6 months after a lavish wedding, marriage was over, groom was calling her a golddigger and telling the world all the demands her family had placed on him, to gossip mags and she had absconded to the USA.

Mehn.... Shey we will not flip the switch to have women take the burden of wedding, just maybe they would be more intentional to say yes nor no.

Make una try dey marry person wey dey happy to marry una o.
Before they start assuming whether family hide am or not.... what were the circumstance surrounding this surprise MIA. The guy maltreat am? The babe don first dey show sign of say she go run? Like subtle threats, of I'm not doing again?

UrVillageChief:
Okay bro and back to the America’s debate, I am definitely not being biased but being realistic. I don’t always agree with the country’s stance and views but realistically speaking, it looks like the last empire that will be known to mankind because usurping it is just impractical. In that 50 years, will America too be sleeping?
Those empires we’ve had in the past all fought wars and most of those wars were won by sheer luck and numbers. Many of them were shaken by those wars. Things and time have changed, unlike how it was in the past, countries now possess weapons that can wipe out the world and isn’t it concerning how one country alone has thousands of these weapons in his possession?. You might want to argue that Russia has more but the country is definitely not favored by its political system (somewhat immature) and location as the country is surrounded by neighbors who are hostile while its borders can be easily accessed (relatively and in comparison to the US’s borders) and this is one of the reasons you are more likely to see Russian-made weapons in wrong hands (terrorists and Dictators) and places unlike the Americans’.
About implosion, the US seems to be resistant due to the kind of mature politics they play. Like I pointed out in my previous comment, they are never divided when it comes to external politics. See what’s happening in Venezuela and even Nigeria for example, opposition leaders in Venezuela are happy that a leader who they describe as a tyrant was arrested not thinking about the greater consequences, the bad precedent and embarrassment the arrest has caused the country. It is not uncommon to see people from the North and Eastern parts of Nigeria calling for military or external meddling into Nigeria’s affairs just because they don’t like the person in power. The Ibos would be the happiest should Tinubu be given the Maduro’s treatment (due highly impossible because Tinubu is a democratically elected leader and not a tyrant like Maduro)
My friend, let’s be truthful to ourselves, all this nonsense can’t happen in the US, they are never divided when it comes to external politics. Insurrections and implosion are more likely to happen in empires like the Russian and the Chinese, at least Yevgeny Prigozhin tried it with Putin. This new empire isn’t crumbling any time soon my brother.

Oga mi Sir, you have raised very reasonable points, but it still relies on one bias - Trump's America.
Just one administration ago, America had become the laughing stock of the Western world, and if it had had two consecutive Joe Biden-kind of president, America would have been humbled into former glory just like the British.

You say Americans are ever so united against external concerns, but just like any country that has become too prosperous, too free, it soon becomes unreasonable and then they start to look for more common enemy; and sooner or later they'll find that enemy at home and will self-disintegrate. American's democracy is its strength and weakness, China is a contender for the next world power. and in that 50yrs time, it's not going to be America.

UrVillageChief:
Was Israel ever a powerhouse/world power like empires like Ottoman’s and Rome? Israel was never a powerful empire and in fact, they were always the underdogs who had suffered in the hands of other powers like the Egyptians and Ottoman. That said, it will be very difficult for this new empire (The US) to crumble. In fact, it’s almost impossible owing to their might and geographical location. Even if you succeeded in conquering the nation’s army, how would you subjugate his citizens? A country where insurrection, coup and dictatorship is almost impossible owing to their level of political structure, orderliness and maturity. A country that is never divided when it comes to external politics. See what’s happening in Venezuela, isn’t it strange and funny to see the country’s citizens jubilation that their tyrant leader was arrested? The igbos, PDP, LP and ADC would surely if Tinubu was arrested by the US but do you think such an embarrassment can happen to the US? The answer is an emphatic no, a republican won’t be rejoicing over the arrest of a democrat by an external force, that’s the maturity we are talking about. Citizens of a country that has more firearms than people🤣 Well, good luck with that

I mentioned Israel because the person I quoted was invoking the name of Jesus as a shield for America - I used Israel that had the first revelation of Jesus' God to let the person know say it's not by religious beliefs.

The other things you mention fall under a bias where you're assuming that America is so solid ot can't fail, because other countries are stagnant abi?

When America becomes a common enemy for countries like China, Russia and backstabbed by Israel, terrorized by Iran and all its other enemies, America will first be sabotaged economically, and watch its own citizens eat her up from within and then Russia and China will come clean them up.

But then again, we're both making assumptions. America will not so another 50yrs as 50 States if it continues on this path.

FaAbData:
Guys, are you sure it's a woman that just typed this? Are you sure it's a Nigerian woman for that matter?

😂😂😂 NIGERIAN WOMAN, una don really soil what it means to be a woman. Imagine how people are surprised that a Nigerian woman will be so sensible and unbiased in her submission.

E go shocked una soon when real men start boycotting una for the common bad character una dey let unmarried/divorced Content Creators let una build.

Rilwayne001:
That of USA will be from within.

Very likely, and it's on that path already. It was very close to it during the last Capitol invasion.

Ezeama400:
Stone ages.

You certainly don’t know how far America has gone .. America can be a pariah state for 200 years and still stand.. wake up !!

America will never fall in Jesus name.. Amen !!

Even Israel of Old fell. So calling the name of Jesus does not do anything about Geopolitics. I'm not against America, but you apparently assume that only America "has gone far".

Ezeama400:
America will never fall, apart from their economy and military , their geographical location contributed immensely to their strength.. No country has that advantage in this world..

That's what the Soviet Union thought too. All Empires that rise will also Fall.

Ask Rome, Persia, Egypt, Babylon, Britain (UK).

Either explodes from external Powers or implodes via Civil War.

World War is not so far away sha.
America's turn to be the new Germany.

While some of the organizations are just clubs of barking dogs with no teeth and waste of public funds for bankrolling the organization's executives, membership actually has a way of providing "brotherhood of check and balance" for the ones that are effective.

Phew! Well, there's not so much gymnastics a good guy 45-year old man can do on a 25yr old sexually, unless there's clear communication on how you like to be pleasured (I don't mean tell him thay you're not satisfied, or that he should invest in more rounds - sexhs is more than the duration, it's mind game - tell him how you like it, then you guys should pace accordingly).

No ambition, drunk but with a good character, if he was not like this before you married, then something has gone wrong somewhere. But if he was all these before marriage, that's just his personality - he'll need counselling or mentorship to abstain from gambling and drinking.

Generally, when there's financial tension in the home, the sehx must suffer. Sehx in marriage after a while gets boring if it's not spontaneous, random and NEW - As dey say in Venezuela, "sehx wey sweet, na money wey dey account support am"

osazsky:
What is there...when talking to her imagine that she is in the toilet pooing and everywhere they smell..this will boost ur confidence it's a trick I used for over 30 years

Ah! Oga JB... wetin happen to imagining that she's in a car with you? That she's your childhood friend? That she's in an exam hall asking you for expo? You just carry your imagination go where sheeeit for dey smell? Mehn

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Start online, then start dressing well to look confident with yourself.

Make sure you have some kind money that makes you happy with what you do and with your life - but don't put money upfront to woo a woman.

When you move to physical approach, start first by simply asking for directions from a fine girl. Then move to asking a girl who's walking that you want to walk with her (compliment her dress or shoe, ask about the area, but don't ask for number - rejection may make you run back to your shell).

Small small, you go get am clear.

When you finally get a girl that is interested in regularly talking to you, make sure she's actually an interesting person, not those ones that are hungry 6 times a day. Talk about life, trending topics, tease her, don't love bomb her - give her space, let her also initiate conversations, basically build a decent friendship, but no allow am turn to Friend zone or friends with benefits; throw am toast and then you'll have a girlfriend worth loving.

MadPolitician:
Which kain yeye post be this?
Home based what? Which home based player is conditioned enough to challenge these guys in the Super Eagles?
This nonsense talk about homebased and all that is boring

I was going to answer you in your own tone, but I understand the psychology behind your moniker.

All I can say is, k.

As usual we import everything we use.

If we had home-based, home grown talents that are cohesive and given meritorious chances, the guy no go even dey bench, let alone trying to intimidate your own teammates - very dhumb moves - man needs to be humbled, he no dey play for free, and him no fit make captain with this kain behavior.

Na this kain person dey carry ball commot from field if them play am rough for street ball

Aloko C. Ronaldo

Lol.... People who have even the slight possibility of being leaders of this country are truly clueless 😂.

As say drone na omniscient and omnipotent being na.

So State House no fit hire handler wey sabi Photoshop and Portraiture for photo retouching - assuming AI was used to retouch the photo?

Na so so Bozohs, we just get for all the cabinet and Assistants?

While it's not a big deal to use AI, that account is too critical to cast doubt about the originality of its posts that AI impressions no supposed near there at all, unless na fictional images, just as Saint Trump occasionally posts too.

Ironfaceman:
You bow your head to pray not your hands.
Take note.

No vex. I don correct am.
Thank you

Let's bow our heads and lift up holy hands to pray.

1. Prayers for Peace of Mind and Emotional Strength
2. Prayers for Good Health and Healing

The above two are so important eh. If any of them go wrong, it'll mess up everything else.

The ones that have not been able to pray Nigeria into prosperity except their own families? The ones that can't even get revelation about local government elections naim wan see revelation about Global politics?

The ones who truly serve God, knows that God cannot be mocked.

Aside: The poll idea 😁 - Nice one Seun. 2027 election go hot for Nairaland too with bots and all voting too 😝

Spend time coming up with a product that you can push and get recognition for. Jobs or money will find you.

Network and make friends , jobs gets filled up from referrals than through application letters/cvs

TechSkill:
Unfortunately, Ghana is not your useless Nigeria where such nonsense is allowed to go on, especially not with the current regime in Ghana.

Serves him right.

Why are they not arresting the pastors who make prophecies that fail? The ones who say you should sow your first fruits to have a financial breakthrough in the year? And the other fairytales of other religions?

BodyCount:
What y'all fail to realise is that, USA absolutely don't care about the status of any country and whether the country or their leaders are doing well or not. The only thing USA care about is themselves and the loyalty of any of their leaders to them. Look ar Syria, the same guy they labelled as top-3 biggest terrorist in the world and placed a bounty of millions of dollars on his head is currently the president today and having the full backing of USA. The only terrorist organisation in the world is the USA.

Did you notice they dare not invade or attack countries like Switzerland, Russia, China, England, even Canada? Because those countries are developed enough to resist, they're not being overrun by criminals and the people are enjoying the goodness of governance (welfare and amenities) , so they won't allow external parties spoil that for them.

BodyCount:
Y'all defending this evil will continue to be daft.
The issue is not even about Maduro or Venezuelan oil...
How can you be defending impunity at all cost because it has not affected you?
So for your mind now, USA is clean and they're the police of the world?
They can invade any sovereign country that won't have enough strength to fight back, bomb them indiscriminately, and kidnap their leaders indiscriminately?

Can USA dare do this to China or Russia?
DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY INNOCENT PEOPLE THAT USA HAVE KILLED THIS MORNING IN THIS BOMBING?
If this was done to a Muslim country, you people would have been using the narratives of Islamic terrorists, right?
Just as you defended what those terrorists did to Palestinians, but you can cry that Russia is doing genocide to Ukraine...
Don't worry, karma exists... It'll one day be your turn and come to your doorstep.

Maybe it'll encourage the incompetent bhastarhds who lead rich countries but have zero competence to maximize the country's resources to also be militarily strong. But they'll rather put their own people in poverty so they can lord over them like gods.

Guess which country will celebrate if this was done to their President?

Mr. Seun wetin happened to the cropping of long quoted posts?

Repay the loan na. What's the possible interest on N2,000? Maybe N600.
Be careful when taking their loan next time.

Kaczynski:
Your ancestors are dead and broting in the ground , keep thar delusion in your head
Masquerade is literally a human cosplaying as some entity .
Its always nigeriqns carrying traditon and culture on their head
Ordinary to develop their state, village and nigeria is too much for them

I'm so sorry for your pain bro.
Don't worry, 2026 will be the year you receive sense.
Cheers and goodbye.