₦airaland Forum

BodyCount:
Y'all defending this evil will continue to be daft.
The issue is not even about Maduro or Venezuelan oil...
How can you be defending impunity at all cost because it has not affected you?
So for your mind now, USA is clean and they're the police of the world?
They can invade any sovereign country that won't have enough strength to fight back, bomb them indiscriminately, and kidnap their leaders indiscriminately?

Can USA dare do this to China or Russia?
DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY INNOCENT PEOPLE THAT USA HAVE KILLED THIS MORNING IN THIS BOMBING?
If this was done to a Muslim country, you people would have been using the narratives of Islamic terrorists, right?
Just as you defended what those terrorists did to Palestinians, but you can cry that Russia is doing genocide to Ukraine...
Don't worry, karma exists... It'll one day be your turn and come to your doorstep.

Maybe it'll encourage the incompetent bhastarhds who lead rich countries but have zero competence to maximize the country's resources to also be militarily strong. But they'll rather put their own people in poverty so they can lord over them like gods.

Guess which country will celebrate if this was done to their President?

Mr. Seun wetin happened to the cropping of long quoted posts?

Repay the loan na. What's the possible interest on N2,000? Maybe N600.
Be careful when taking their loan next time.

Kaczynski:
Your ancestors are dead and broting in the ground , keep thar delusion in your head
Masquerade is literally a human cosplaying as some entity .
Its always nigeriqns carrying traditon and culture on their head
Ordinary to develop their state, village and nigeria is too much for them

I'm so sorry for your pain bro.
Don't worry, 2026 will be the year you receive sense.
Cheers and goodbye.

Kaczynski:
Nigerian version of halloween.

Subpar but lame.

Racially inferior much? Heal man, heal.

Masquerades in Nigeria (Africa) is not a dress up - it's the spirits of your ancestors inhabiting man and manifesting their presence.

If we had colonized the West and Arab World, them for dey wear masquerades and celebrate too.

Lol... Baba still dey wear him signature-designers.
Truth is, people like boldly mad-people - it gives them a sense of "different".

The man can only be charged with a misdemeanour sha, just to placate the public. Man is actually free to practice his religion, just as the people who believed him have their freedom of association - To arrest their prophet, even after their eyes don clear, is a wrong thing.

E be like them no put better people join the table with the Auntie 😂😂. Usually, apart from the bragging rights of paying for a table, the idea is to mingle with fellow high-class people and make new connections/friends.

But if na only 2 bottles them give una, with evidence and testimony of the other people on the table, una suppose fit sue the guy for refund sha.

Sue in Nigeria sha? 😂 We only have courts for elections and corruption cases where the criminals get bail at a tiny fraction of their embezzled funds and case dies. But I digress.

Hehehe.... Before unko. Maybe if them don dey collect una money well to "improve" the country, and these monies get embezzled, una go serious about governance.

Meanwhile, the Businesses that collect VAT, government better follow them up, else the wereys no go remit, but be adding vat as their business gain - Nigerians are that corrupt - all of us.

My own question: What does the VALUE ADDED in VAT mean?

Apparently, a billionaire with low self-esteem sha. I won't take an entitled rabbeet like this one for a one night stand.


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Sirmwill:
Until you meet people who pray at anytime and all those times, God answers their prayers

Gbam! I don't know the God that they serve that's more potent at night.
Or the one that takes pleasure in how much you can "punish your flesh" before he hears you.

God doesn't need us to be God - He has given us the best miracle ever - Free Will. The Universe operates on Cause-and-effect - sow and reap. Praise him, Praise him, in all times and at all times.

What are you borrowing all these monies to do so?
It seems you get some ocassional jobs, if you're ruining your reputation by letting loans take business money, you no see say you go tey for poverty?

Advice: If you have a sibling, let them open opay or something bank with their number, use that for holding your money for the time being and do business, get profits and pay back your loan! Na wereys like you make loans over-expensive for Nigeria, cos all of una na risk.

Happy New Year Nigeria. Cheers

Whoever is the director of the National Orientation Agency should cover his/her head in a big pot of shame though.

The amount of misinformation and misunderstanding about the tax matter is overwhelming - from wereys that think they can use transaction narration to skip paying tax to people who don't know what is taxable or not.

Getting closer and closer to home.

Turkish proverb, "The forest was shrinking, but the trees kept voting for the axe, for the axe was clever, and convinced the trees that because his handle was made of wood, he was one of them"

everythingtall3:
some ladies just gets very comfortable with you and see you as part of them. Not in all cases though, but once your girlfriend stop saying thank you, it may also mean she feels like one with you.....

Talk to her about it

Only a poorly trained and ungrateful buffon will exclude the simple expression of gratitude - Thank you - when they're gifted something. One with me ke.

Those kain people, shingbain dem no go see from me next time.

Abi.... If to say life was fair and it made you fair, it probably would have made you fare better. But alas, it made you dark with a touch of low self-esteem 😭

She could be smiling and laughing for many reasons and may not be any amorous affair - girls can have friends too.

The only flag whose color is not yet known, is why she'd have to lie that it's MTN that's calling her.

You can't access her phone when you want? It's not being insecure, it's clearing doubt. If she's staying with you, then I suppose you both have a destination in mind - marriage, if not, it's just your turn, she's not your own.

Me dey leave my phone with my woman, she knows my password sef. So if I say gimme your phone, she dey gimme; if all of a sudden she xon start dey dey secretive, I no go even open thread, I go sofri zone out - what I'm driving at is - transparency goes both ways.

Love800:
Can you explain dis video editing skill. How does it bring income?

And where can one learn it from?

Video editing is about design in motion - you piece video clips, pictures in sequence or text together to form a story or message. You can find tons of tutorials on YouTube; or fins a paid course on Udemy with high ratings.

How video editing can earn you an income?
1. Editing lyrics video for artists - upcoming and shii
2. Editing videos for YouTube and Instagram content creators - skit makers, influencers, et al
3. Helping businesses create promotional videos for their events, products, services, et al
4. Working in the media team of a church, or the marketing department of a company.
5. Helping instructors create digital courses.

The potential is pretty much endless, so while you're learning the skill, ANY SKILL, also learn how you can package it into something people will and can pay for - Be a business man.

Cc: Ojbecky

I would propose skillset that you can use to help another business.

I'm personally going into full blown video editing (specifically reels and marketing videos) - as more people are getting into the creator industry, there be awesome opportunities for those who can brand and position themselves - that's if you're on the creative side.

Or you could learn Analysis if you're close to an academic setting - University, Teaching Hospital - you can get gigs helping with data analysis stuff - SPSS and shii.

Or niche digital marketing skills - Paid Ads and stuff.

Or just find what works for you

Rice #200 per cup?

This antie wey dey cook Chicken Soup with #1,500. Are these true prices?

Lithiumite:
Show me that one person who is clean and perfect and has never done shit before.

We're all sinners. But most of us prefer keeping what little dignity we have over chasing attention by claiming victim - even if we have already lost our dignity by our own choices.

Beautiful.... This is something I can do also.

There's no better way of fighting off memory-loss that often comes with old age, than by opening the mind to new things - and btw, knowledge is awesome, especially when you don't have any financial worries 💯

Originalsly:
I hope you'll keep up this same energy if and when you find out the Pastor been shagging your daughter ... son ..... sister ....or wife. Imagine such a scandalous Pastor still has a congregation. Maybe more will now come forward to say they are victims. When we hear of gunmen storming a church apparently in search of a particular person .... we should reflect on this randy Pastor.

People should learn to take responsibility for their actions. She's an adult.

He better get a job before touching that money sha. Even if you're very prudent with the funds, if there are no income, you'll sink into depressing poverty in less than a month.

Lithiumite:
Haven't you seen or heard people being charged for failing to marry someone after promising to......the girl can claim OBT .

At what cost? Tell the truth, if your elder brother brings this lady to your family that he wants to get married to her (after this show of shame and maybe she gets paid damages for her OBT claims), what will be your first reaction?

Go to hell e. When you were enjoying the benefits of his rascality you no feel exploited. Una with the rubbish attitude of claiming victimhood.

The pastor and all of you who concealed his irresponsible pastimes, God porneesh all of una.

When you don't call people out immediately they step out of line, just because they're playing to your fantasy, you're an accomplice, not a victim.

Wordsfrombimpe:
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Mama, make dem write that #1.5million / #1,500,000 well na.

When it comes to pricing, while you're just starting out, is to size your clients (see what they can afford).... As you gain more confidence, you'll start to filter out your clients and charge your Worth.

Nice designs, always seek out design inspiration and recreate them. It'll help your hands and design sense improve - dribble, Behance, Pinterest

lilsmart:
What a man gains from a failed marriage is not a prize, but a toolkit forged in loss and pain that contains self-knowledge, resilience, clarity, and the hard-earned skills to build a more authentic future. The "investment" wasn't lost; it was transferred painfully into the most difficult personal development course he will ever take. The return on that investment depends entirely on what he chooses to learn and how he applies it moving forward.

That personal development often translate to serious trust issues. Not very many men go on to have healthy relationships after such a messy separation/betrayal.

I always insist on both parties contributing to the wedding and running the family from the beginning - both parties should have something at stake.

Different aspects contribute:

Good color theme, good use of negative space and typography. And the different elements in the design contribute to the message being passed, not just aesthetics.

As of this date in the year 2025, you have a better shot getting a non-bias, useful answer from a chatbot (Chatgpt or Meta within Whatsapp) - since you'll likely be more free to provide sensitive information.

If you're asking this question, you're probably young - maybe too young 😏.

If you're female, the difficulty is biology. If you're male and you're actually getting full wifi signal before trying to connect the hotspot, then just make sure the hotspot is actually ready by doing some pre installation maneuver - then open your eyes and connect - it's not kiss that you close your eyes.

Educational purposes only. I be Reverend 😝

Zionmdde:
Everybody will exit the earth one day
So if we are actually the smartest amongst all other animals, why all these fights when Everybody can just breathe, feed, reproduce and survive

Greedy people don't think about death or dying. They get high on seeing their manipulation game succeed, and seeing people become slaves to their machinations.

Zionmdde:
Fight here
Fight there
Bombing here
Bombing there
Can't humans just live to eat, reproduce and survive?

Can't we all just live in peace?

War/insecurity is a profitable business for the world's worst fhuktard-skumbags. They get filthy rich selling weapons and rebuilding bombed infrastructure, so they don't care about human life.