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Hmm. At a point, we should stop seeing evil intentions behind everything.

Meanwhile, checkout a very positive thread:
https://www.nairaland.com/8312713/

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I think the issue is that your data in column A is not a number, but formatted as a text. Use this formula

=IF(A1*1>14,1900+A1*1,2000+A1*1)

Multiplying the text in each by 1 will convert it to a number which you can then use for conparison with greater than, less than et al

You may want to wrap the function inside an IFERROR incase you meet a cell that can't be parsed to a number e.g O instead of zero



Or.... Just change the formatting in column A to numbers, and your former function will work

Where is security 🥹

MasterJayJay:
How do you move 46 people without getting caught?

The reality is terrorism will increase this year cos of fantastically corrupt people in government.

Honestly eh.... How is it that they seem to have mastered the logistics of criminality so well... Always kidnapping people in unbelievable numbers without drawing attention? Without being caught.... It makes one wonder about that which cannot be said

Hmm.....

Hmm.... Already planning for 2027, you'd think they are developing strategies to improve the country and sell better campaigns.

But they'll still end up defaulting to tribalism, religious banters and defamation as their selling points and still end up clueless about how to improve the country without first putting the citizens through hell.


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Read the body..... It's a contract (There's a timeframe) - Section 3.

Plus you're on a minimum of 3months probation.

helinues:
My own understanding is, there's likely some forces/factors which determine whatever our will/dream/wish

If it about having ideas, wishing and dreaming, everyone is supposed to be rich but things don't just work that way

I don't really subscribe to the idea offsetting responsibility to unseen forces - gods/demons/spirits.

When it comes to the wealth - there's a difference between wishing or dreaming for it to be versus having the will to be.

To will is to understand and take action - the world runs on certain principles - you can see that even those who don't believe one bit in unseen forces are some of the most successful people in the world.

The only unseen forces are CAUSE AND EFFECT" - the world is a market place - people trade - what are you selling?

To some extent, yes.
In the bigger picture, No.


The world we live in is so intertwined like a web, that the outcome of what we thought we "willed" could be knocked off by the consequence of a previous action on our part or a ripple effect by others.


The only free will we have is to decide our next step.... But not the outcome.

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DaddyCoool:
Why not?

For one, if you read through the terms, what the person is saying is that they need a sperm donor.

But instead of them paying the man, they're disguising their real intentions to say they want to epp the man have a child. If I need a child, and wanna even make a deal... My child comes with me a year after birth.... Then our contract ends.

If I'll provide you a house, upkeep, accomodation and everything just to know that someone gave birth, i no go marry better woman wey get work, and wants to settle down.

Hehe...why i even dey narrate sef

Checkout their social media first.... Are they active in sharing content on their socials? If not.... Talk to them about boosting brand presence online..... And that you're offering a full package that includes setting up social profiles, Google Business Page to help with local search and user reviews to boost credibility.


Then tell them that they can automate bookings and reservations using their website which can serve as a digital store front to sell the features of the facility.

Faber:
How many Yoruba, Christian male of 30yrs can afford child support that should be the first question 😎, why not widen your search to Edo and Delta tribes

We nor want, widen it to Ekiti and Anambra

Software Development is an umbrella world and it includes, but not limited to, Frontend, Backend and Database.

Frontend is just a subset of development - what you should be deciding on is:

Skillset:
Do you want to become a Frontend Developer or a Backend Developer or DevOps

Platform:
Do you want to build software for the web or for native platforms (mobile or desktop) or embedded systems or game development.

About easy to get jobs, frontend+WordPress will be easy for you as it has a low barrier of entry and you can venture into freelancing before you get a full time role.

But research on them and pick the one that gels with you

Nice.... 👏🏾

Divine77777777:
Hey there please who created this, I can help you design a good Frontend project for this am 16 years lemme join you 🥲

Putting your age in showing your skills can sound cool in a family gathering or tech conference.

But if you're advertising a professional service, it's counterproductive.... Think about it, will a company in Nigeria trust their business to a 16yr old?

Take off that crying emoji.... You're offering value with your skill and getting paid, you're not begging for alms.


Create a freelancer profile on Upwork, loud your skills on your WhatsApp status... Show what you can do, and if you're patient enough you'll start getting clients.

As the thread says.... Outwork your competition!

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More...

Other openings....

Please you should reside within Benin.

I remember when I first started learning to code, it was really exciting for me, and the first project I wanted to work on was some minor adjustments on the UI of our beloved Nairaland 😅

https://www.nairaland.com/7487069/just-made-responsive-dummy-nairaland (The demo link is dead now sha).

And here when I wrote my first function that was me celebrating what functions even mean and what they do in code 🤣
https://www.nairaland.com/7503329/just-wrote-first-js-function


So, I had some free time in my hands, and i decided to revisit the idea again while exploring a New Technology - NextJS. Mehn, who learns JavaScript can never loss abeg.

Check it out guys, and let me know what you think? Would you use such a platform? Do you think Seun could do some UI improvements too?

https://naijarium .vercel .app

(Remove the spaces between .vercel and .app)

obiekunie01:
you are looking at a clean clear prove of highly intelligent design but you chose to be hypocritical about acknowledging such super intelligent designer and instead of acknowledgment ad awe, you chose to validate your hypocrisy by citing a stipulated code ethics of peaceful co-existence and tag it god! very dumb thing to do.

For example, reading through your statement, I can't even find intelligence in the design of its composition. Lol

Your argument is flawed..... Even if both are thus agreed as having an intelligent designer. There's evidence of the Designer for one and not the other.


It's high time y'all stop this god-fanboy-ism. God doesn't need you to validate his existence by holding ego-fueled debates.... "Love your neighbor, do to others as you want them to do unto you".... That is God

Roasted Corn with no apologies!!!
I no go like eat the mango for road, because I dey strip the thing till the seed con dey white - best done indoors lol

Royalty.....See as our Naija clothing add beauty to her sef.

Hehehe....leggo. It's just the way we have rubbished ourselves in the country. Ideally, a religious leader visiting a political leader should be seen as a good thing as there can be some kind of "discussion" that will improve the general lot of the people..... but we know.

Either way, there's no one of us that won't jump at an opportunity to be in good handshake-terms with the presido. Hehe