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Treetop20:
who is heatfusion

Deadd!!! Moonstone, my prayers are working. Come here let me finalize it  

HeatFusion:
Watch yourself today

lol

Moonstone:
Girl , he's seeing all this. You should not let him see this now!
Do you want me to change it from david to treetop. That prayer is very workable.  

Woman, let me pray for you to get him before Toyin does.

Treetop20:
thanks ladies for the very kind words

*flatlines*

Moonstone:
I'll put you in my prayer too.
You need to discard the spirit of lust from within.
I don't need you to lay hands on me o.
Get behind me, O ye spirit of lust!

LOL!!!

earTHMama:
StephenHP that BusyBein trusted so much is a creep. Wonders shall never hand. Who knows how many nairaland women he has baptized in his holy ghost bedroom?. BusyB must hear this. Trust men like the fox.

EathMama stop this roundabout trip. I got it, you want to experience this phenomenon too. Schedule an appointment here, www.DatAmazingTouch/schedule.com

dayokanu:
Stephen,

Concentrate all your effort on Earthmama. Let her marry anyone and have her honeymoon in Antarctica where she can melt polar ice with her farts

I guess she is planning to marry Osama since she want to name her kids Akmed bin whatever

That would take many hand laying sessions.

Moonstone:
You are not a good pastor at allllllll. Don't let me pray for thunder to faya you o!

Your body language tells me you are still looking for that one thing. Come now before it's too late.

Where's Tope and DaPhoenix?? This year mustn't go by without me praying for them.

Moonstone:
Look at this fake pastor! Stephen P, why is your name not here? Should I start praying on my own for you. I am getting ready to attend your own wedding as well.

Please my mission this year isn't to get married but to help these women find true happiness [size=2pt]under my sheets[/size]

HeatFusion:
Haba, we're all not Tope, we don't fall for that trick.  

Maybe moonstone might sha    

lol It isn't a trick, I want to help you out.

earTHMama:
Let me hear BusyBein make so much noise about this dude again.

Ugh!! It was my alter ego that wrote that.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=216943.msg3325393#msg3325393 date=1231621862]StephenP, i got your missive.
That clown is a stalker. . . . .Please do something about him.[/quote]Aiit.

Where are the females who need prayers? Come to my room, let me lay my hands on you  

ROFLMAOOOO Oh God I can't breatheee

[quote author=don_ciccio link=topic=216402.msg3318607#msg3318607 date=1231451724]bros, this is a serious taboo in the igbo land. I guess those that are advising u to carry on are not igbos or nigerians or does not know the implications. U are a custodian of ur tradition and customs, so please back off.
For God sake save ur family the scandal they will face before the community and get the blessings of ur elders. "The words of our elders are words of wisdom"
In as much as the community forbids it there is a repercurssion or after effect to it.
please break up bro and start a new relationship, U can do better.
Cheers,[/quote]Same way we discriminate against our own people because they are Osu. They are some traditions that need to be banned.

I don't see anything wrong with it but whatever. . .

*sighs*

Can he go away??!! I can't wait to see these teenagers get bored of him when they realize he can't come up with new material just the same ole BS, that freaking commercial retard.

[quote author=bronx_dog link=topic=215951.msg3314555#msg3314555 date=1231357998]you are a kokoma boy - only you, thre relatonships in a row - your dik no dey rest? na wao - so you don dey nack woman since after secondary school till after youth service, when you don use them finish, you now wan settle down, na yah past dey worry you now, and to add salt to inhury, you dey tell the girl say you go just end up foking her, wetin you wan make she talk na, see yo, your prick dey rise at that time abi? you be mumu, any attempt to insert your dik inside her pussie again, na I'm be say, your own don better, you don see wife be that, her juju go just catch yo, my advice na say you need deliverance, send me five women, making sure say your present woman dey amongst them, we need to bath them for bar beach, and i need to nack her seven times before your problem go solve, if not, you don hear wuen ni yen o.[/quote]Do you really have to be this vulgar?

klassyguy:
she said she didn’t mind, that she just wanted me back in her life, and if it takes for her to sacrifice her body, she’ll play along. EWOOO!!! Just to get her off my neck, i told her i’ll think about it.

Wrong! Wrong!! Wrong!!! Even if she was going to kill herself, you should have made your no firm. She is setting a trap for you and you are blindly walking into it. Change your number like everyone said, there is nothing to think about.

Skidoc:
LOL, he means he wants us to WASH the Xmas Cloth and hang it on the next LINE. 
Please help me too o! I also lost my love because of Xmas Goat! Please advise me.

Was this sarcastic?

earTHMama:
There must be something distinctive about the electrical charges in gays and non gays. How can boob attract you when you have one?

I think this thread might be helpful.

syren:
I love a man that can sing

StephenP:
hahaha I love me a good singer and I'm decent so it will be mutual.

Do I see a match made in heaven?? https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/10.gif

I guess the lesbians are attracted to women the same way men are and the gays are attracted to men the same way women are. I don't think there is anything distinctive.

JJYOU:
please explain this  i don't understand your message

The typical Nigerian woman does all her man wants of her; food, sex, house cleaning and so on. So I am saying it is only fair if she gets a turn and say what she wants her man to do for her and the list so far has pretty decent and realistic. Get it now?

4 Play:
If you accede to anybody's list of demands, you will inevitably be on their good side, but the larger question is why the demands?

If my girlfriend is always eager and willing to have sex, cook my food and loves watching football, that will ''work'' too, but why should she?

I don't think they expect their wishes to be done a hundred percent of the time. More often than not, the women do as their men tell them so it only makes sense that we do as wish too. Plus, isn't that demanding.

chamotex:
Stephen! Stephen!! Stephen!!!

Come on now, that's pushing it too far . . . . . . that thingy irritates me to the core (both ways)

And also remember not everyone has a good voice . . . . If I try serenading a woman, that will prolly be the last day I'll see her

hahaha I love me a good singer and I'm decent so it will be mutual.

tope2000:
Bring it on

Missy B:
If you can afford doing that . . . waste no time!
Nuffin is too much when you candidly appreciate someone/something.
Even when you both aren't together anymore . . . those memories will hunt her.
Wonder why some gurls can't forget their Ex??

I see.

What about being serenaded or is that doing too much?

H2O2:
Ehen see these women asking for all these tasking things, but to cook that na crime.

LOL!! Many Nigerian girls can cook and cook well. Plus, there was nothing tasking on that list.

[quote author=T_bag link=topic=215592.msg3310924#msg3310924 date=1231281947]I gat this quetion for the female folks here. . . . . .
If a man does all these. . . .what are women suppose to do?. . . .same?
Moreover, doing all those stuffs afore mentioned "upstairs" doesnt guarantee the lady wouldnt fall for another guy. . .
So guys be warned. don't listen to all the stuffs the women say here,  . . .try to filter it because, at timesall these "wussy" behaviours annoys and irritates most women.[/quote]Try to listen and like JJYOU said take what you like and bin what you don't. After all, it's an individual perspective so there's no guarantee it works for all women

tope2000:
Tell her you appreciate her. Most of the time a guy will take it for granted that the girl knows, yet, it can be really hard to tell by just his actions. It's special to hear it from his mouth. You could go out and get a card, but cards are mass made and it's not really your words. Of course, the time you take reading each card and choosing a special one is good too. You could also make her a card, in your own words. Gifts are all material things. If you have money, material things are a dime a dozes, so to speak. For me, if my man tells me he appreciates me, and he's sincere, that means more to me than anything materialistic. After telling her, give her a special night where she chooses everything. Treat her like a queen. You can tell her how much you appreciate her, then draw her a candlelit bubble bath, cook her dinner, complete with champagne. Get her some chocolate covered strawberries which you can hand feed her. Then while you two are lying on the couch, watching a love story that she chose, give her a gentle massage. When you go to bed, leave a long stemmed red rose on her pillow.

Ok ok that's possible.

Thanks Missy.

Where are the rest of the ladies? This is an opportunity you have to let us men know how you feel. How do you us to show you appreciation?

Missy B:
In every possible way!

Yeah but what exactly can we do to appreciate you? Many guys have little experience in this matter so specific examples would be appreciated.

This is pretty straight forward. Ladies please help us guys out, how do you like to be appreciated? For example do you like to be appreciated on special occasions or with little things everyday? Does it have to be monetary? Does sex count? Things like that would be helpful so that we can better ourselves