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[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=742716.msg8988960#msg8988960 date=1314111326]REALITY101. Good morning u gayy donkey. aint u gots hairdresser to go to?  [/quote]

@op There are so many fished fishes in the river.the lady is already in in relationship.And u want to snatch someelse's girlfriend.How would you feel if same is done to you.Remember you are still in school.Soon you guys would part during Nysc and she will meet someone again.
Except you won chop kpekus,clean mouth.I would advise you stop getting romantically/emotionally involbved with that lady.

[quote author=dy_droy link=topic=742144.msg8988557#msg8988557 date=1314108270]PHCN  

So i hurriedly drove to PHCN ishaga on saturday to purchase a voucher for my prepaid meter. Note that It's clearly written on the gate SATURDAY 10:00AM TO 1:PM
I pulled over at the gate at exactly 12:45pm and met another car owner pleading with the security man to let him in, but the security man shook his head insisting that they had closed and that he should return on Monday or try another PHCN office. I joined in the pleading, but this was all to no avail. The man pleaded that he had zero credit left and this would mean he will be in darkness throughout the weekend but the mallam turned deaf ears to all of this.

To add insult to injury while we remained at the gate pleading, the mallam eventually told us to give way, that he wanted to open the gate. When he did, alas it was the staff bus driving the staff out of the premises and they even had the nerve to be laughing at us.   [/quote]

mtcheew
nah wah o[color=#990000][/color]

lol @ all responses so far.

All the branches i have been to in UBA have unprofessional customer service,always looking tired,feeble.UBA is just a nightmare.
For the good ones, Zenith bank and fidelity bank have good customer service in terms of politeness and service delivery

Am thinking the OP wants just an answer and not several.
Lagos all the way

Naija too kiss white man ass.Just look at that mopol carrying umbrella for a chinko man.smh

@ Goldieluks

Sustained

Tosinville:
Or you wanna say:

Would you marry the one you love or the one that loves you?

No tosinville i meant Marry the ONE you Love
or
Love the ONE you Marry?

@ pendo89
Are you saying that they mean the same thing?

I would definitely marry someone i love but more importantly i would love the one i marry.

I was going through this manual and i saw this question
Would you Marry the ONE you Love or Love the ONE you Marry?
They mean different things.
So which would you prefer and why?

Donlittle:
i knw say our NOLLYWOOD BOYS NO GO FAIL
A NEW MOVIE WILL BE OUT IN THE NEXT ONE MONTH
THE TWO EX MILITARY GENERAL WAR PART1 AND PART TWO
BABA IYABO VERSUS MINNA CLOWN
BABA FOUR STARS VERSUS BABA HAUSA
OLD SOLDIERS NEVER DIE PART ONE TO THREE
THE FOOLS BEHIND THE FALL OF NIGERIA
BABA ZOOKEEPER VER  BABA ONIKUN PELEBE
BABA OLUAIYE 1 THE CHAIRMAN
THE WARLORDS OF AFRICA
THE MINNA FOOL
THE EVIL GENIUS VERSUS BABA IYABO
IBB AND OBJ 1-3
THE WANTON PIGS ARE BACK
THE MINNA FOOL WITH THE SPACE LOVING TEETH
UGLINESS IS NOT A DISEASE
OJU IGOS OF AFRICA
MANAMAM
THE GENERALS
SHUN SIR 1-5
COMEDY GENERALS
[b]FOOLS AT SEVENTY
FOOLISHNESS KNOWS NO AGE
IBB the Gentle face killer
OBJ the Ugly face killer

     
IF YOU KNW THE REST CARRY GO[/b]

Am pretty sure one will be out b4 this month end.I trust nollywood.

IBB = Biggest fool
Atiku= Bigger fool
Obasanjo = ?

52/2 = 26
nice

u go love? na there u Bleep up.i see the relationship breaking up soon man.Not a swear or curse oh but mark my words.
I mean she still gat nysc to go and she has already chnaged.Am sure you showed her that you loved her,pampered her etc.Any way i guess this is ur first love dont feel bad.
Try talking to her and reduce that love b4 it burns

like obasanjo

yamakuza:
not just hang on. He and/or his wife should start a side business now while he starts applying for better paying jobs.

The right business can take care of the household expenses, so in effect his 160k is no longer linear but exponential if he uses the biz as a multiplier.

Depending on the kind of business, a relative (biz centre?) or even the housegirl (kerosene?) can tend it if they are both working.

He should look for ways of multiplying his income, not 'incrementing' it.

How do one multiply income instaed of incrementing, This caught my attention

3 Contractors are bidding 2 fix a broken fence at, d White House

1 from India, 1 from Chinese the third a Nigerian.They went to

White House official to examine the fence. The Indian takes out

a tape and does some measuring, works some figures, he said,the

job will cost $900 [material $400, labor $400 & $100 profit].

The Chinese does the same & said I can do it for $700 [material

$300, labor $300 and $100 profit]. The Nigerian doesn't measure

or figure, but whispers, $2700 to the official. The White House

official say, you didn't even do any measurement, how did you

come up with such a high figure? The Nigerian replied $1000 for

me, $1000 for you & $700 to hire the Chinese to do the job. DEAL

or NO DEAL? White man smile its a DEAL

i love hot beautiful ladies

apparent

not applicable to every guy.at least 50% is applicable to all men

;d rotflmao

run as fast as your leg can carry you

so he was in jail.no0 wonder i have not heard from him in a while

the positions has already been filled.check their website

mugu

@op this is for you
All that bullshit's for the birds
You aint nothin but a vulture
Always hopin for the worst
Waiting for me to Bleep up
You’ll regret the day when I find another girl, yeah
Who knows just what I need, she knows just what I mean
When I tell her keep it drama free
Ohohohohohohohoh… x2(Chuckin up them(deuces)
I told you that im leaving (deuces)
I know you mad but so what?
I wish you best of luck
And now im finna throw them deuces up

[Chorus]
Im on some new shit
Im chuckin my deuces up to her
Im moving on to something better, better, better
No more tryin to make it work
You made me wanna say bye bye, say bye bye, say bye bye to her [x2]

[Tyga Verse]
Uh, Use to be valentines
Together all the time
Thought it was true love, but you know women lie
Its like I sent my love with a text two times
Call cause I care but I aint get no reply
Tryna see eye to eye but its like we both blind
Bleep it lets hit the club, i rarely sip but pour me some
Cause when its all said and done,
I aint gon be the one that she can always run to
I hate liars, Bleep love Im tired of tryin
My heart big but it beat quiet
I don’t never feel like we vibin
Cause every time we alone its a awkward silence
So leave your keys on the kitchen counter
And gimme back that ruby ring with the big diamond
Shit is over, whatchu trippin for?
I don’t wanna have to let you go
But baby I think its better if I let you know

[Chorus]
Im on some new shit
http://www.elyricsworld.com/deuces_lyrics_chris_brown.html
Im chuckin my deuces up to her
Im moving on to something better, better, better
No more tryin to make it work
You made me wanna say bye bye, say bye bye, say bye bye to her [x2]

[K Mc verse]
Look, my shorty always on some bullshit like Chicago
So I flip that middle finger and the index finger follow
Deuces, we aint got no future in tomorrow
I’m a dick, so it shouldn’t be that hard to swallow
The other chick Im with never complain
She make wanna leave the one im with Usher Raymond
Probably didn’t register, don’t trip, later on it will
Shorty full of drama like gangsta grizzles
I finally noticed it, it finally hit me
Like Tina did Ike in the limo, it finally hit me
I got a new chick, and she aint you
She paula patton thick She give me déjà vu
And all that attitude, I don’t care bout it
But all that shit I do for her, you gon hear bout it
Breezy rep two up, two down
But im just puttin two up, chuckin up the deuce now

[Chorus]
Im on some new shit
Im chuckin my deuces up to her
Im moving on to something better, better, better
No more tryin to make it work
You made me wanna say bye bye, say bye bye, say bye bye to her [x2]

God will punish all those people who did this.Sheer wickedness

@ op

Even if you can achieve 500 websites, it is still a remarkable achievement.I know you must have done your feasibility studies well b4 embarking on it.
Do you have anyone assisting you?

smh