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A convicted rapist was sentenced to a death penalty.he was 2 choose between being hanged or being injected with a syringe with HIV/AIDS blood.he choose to be injected with AIDS, after they have finished with him he never stopped laughing and they asked why r u laughing he just whispered and say i have put on a condom

A priest saw a girl removing her blouse. The priest prayed: God, please close my eyes. When he opened his eyes, the girl was naked, This time he prayed God please close your eyes.

TEACHER :Name the animal which live in water & land
STUDENT :Simple 'Frog'
TEACHER :Now name such 4 animal
STUDENT :Simple "Frog's mother,Frog's father,Frog's sister"

Teacher teaching algebra to student
A=B=C
it means A=C
Teacher asks student to give an example of it
Student:sir i luv u, u luv ur daughter, it means i luv ur daughter

girls are like an internet virus, they enter ur life, scan ur pocket , transfer ur money, edit ur mind, download their problems delete ur smiles and hang u for ever

Can U name FIVE Great KINGS who have brought HAPPINESS into PEOPLES LIVES??
ANSWER: "drin-KING, smo-KING, lic-KING, suc-KING & offcourse fucKING

Ready for today package! well here we go

A woman was bragging to her neighbour about her son, a university student. "Our son is so brilliant, every time we get a letter from him we have to go to the dictionary," said a proud mom. "You are lucky, "the neighbour said. "Every time we get a letter from ours, we have to go to the bank!"

Nice one poster.I hope you are ready for the challenges that will come

Yea both of em used to and i hated it.Guess its common with parents i guess

BoOOosHBoy:
Nice thread

Thanks man

Too much talk Goodluck

silibaba:
the hair for her chest dey curly
my a/s/s/ hole even fine pass her

Kx:
Na THE FORMER PRESIDENT BORN THIS GIRL?

[quote author=Intrepid! link=topic=800078.msg9523412#msg9523412 date=1320940180]Gaddemn! Wetin be dis?

She no suppose win 'Miss Her Compound' sef!

Ekwensu!      [/quote]

remele2:
she no fit even win MISS LOCAL for my street

Domwiz4all:
I'l convince my granma 2contest next yr den.am quite sure my granma wil win cuz she stil luk more beautiful dan dis ugly gal.  

You guys are all fucking hilarious!

Falls from Tree

Thanks ARareGem.
More coming tommorrow. Make sure you bookmark

Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Student: The future tense is "You will go to jail

GIRL to BOY: I am radio My left boob is tuner n right boob is volume control. Boy turns both boobs but there is No sound! Girl: Fool, U are not plugged in, !

AT 18 a lady is like a football, 22 men behind her,
at 28 a basketball, 10 men behind her,
at 38 a golf ball, 1 man behind her,
at 48 a TABLE TENISS ball, 1 man pushing her to the other

Man:what is million years to u?
God:only a second.
Man:what is billion of Dollar.to u?
God:only a Coin.
Man:ok give me a Coin.
God:wait a second,

75yrz old man got married with a girl of 15 yrz old. At marriage nite they both r crying cuz Girl don't know anything and the old man have 4gotten everything.

Which Type Of Woman Is Yours?
HARD-DISK Woman:She remembers everything, FOREVER.
RAM Woman:She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.
WINDOWS Woman:Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.
EXCEL Woman:They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use for your four basic needs.
SCREENSAVER Woman:She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!
INTERNET Woman:Difficult to access.
SERVER Woman:Always busy when you need her.
MULTIMEDIA Woman:She makes horrible things look beautiful.
CD-ROM Woman:She is always faster and faster.
E-MAIL Woman:Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.
VIRUS Woman:Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expect

A husband was stung by a bee on his penis and it became swollen.His wife prayed, "Oh God may you remove off the pain and leave the size as it is

MBBS Final Exam
Question: Fill in the blanks.
If a lady faints, we must 1st check her PU_S_
Only few intelligent students wrote PULSE

Marriage is like a public toilet
Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
And
Those inside are desperate to come out,

Out of four people one is Chinese. If ur father, ur mother and ur brother are not Chinese, then it must be YOU.

A boy goes to sees a dance.
His mom angrily asks him:
Did you sees anything there that You were not supposed to see?

Boy: yea, I saw dad there!

A person who surrenders when he�s WRONG, is HONEST. A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE. A person who surrenders even if he�s RIGHT, is a HUSBAND!

in chemistry class teacher asked a girl:what r Nitrates?Girl answered shyly:nights rates r high then day

Redstone:
Fidelity Bank, the best in town, best customer service, always willing to help you further, best service delivery right on time. Strong and reliable to bank with. The bank is very friendly, NOT snobbish like other banks who don't even care if a customer walked into the bank hall or not. I have never spent more than 10 minutes even when customers are many. Another good bank is GT bank, but they are snobbish, they need to reshuffle the customer service staffs, they need more training on customer relations and the importance of attending to the needs of a customer.

So switch to Fidelity, you have no better option. Seriously.

I love Fidelity bank.They truely keep their word.Prompt service delivery,friendly customer service,low charge on their service rendered.

Someone has cloned your friends ATM.That money might probably not be recovered.UBA ehn! .SMH

Many Rich Nigerians i must say

still gat mine.but i avoid looking at it