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if you can't get a pix of the man or wife picking up the phone.....gerraoutahere!

Please am looking for people with these skills for various projects.

1. Java, (2 years+)
2. JSF
3. Linux (commands), start and stop servers using sh commands
4. JBOSS
5. Tomcat
6. Oracle/Postgres database knowledge
7. SQL

I'd appreciate if you can tell them to forward their cvs to info@proemcoconsulting.com.

Thank you.

and i thought Bola Tinubu was the commissioner of finance.

Wore mine for 4 years...been in the cupboard 3 years now. Never wearing it again. It does not change the fact that I'm married and devoted to my family

Please be very vigilant on who calls himself a car dealer. You get shown a car, after the negotiation and inspection, you go off to the bank to transfer money. when you transfer the money and get back to the car, you find out that, the person you paid money to is not the owner of the car or the dealer. Meanwhile, the person you were inspecting the car with has disappeared into thin air. you don't realize it is a scam because you are still seeing the car. The real car owner comes and wonder what you are talking about. This Particularly happens in the ikeja/ogba axis

Locking my phone doesn't mean i cheat on my wife. if she needs to use the phone all she has to do is ask for the code. what makes you think the husband that doesn't lock his phone doesn't delete every inappropriate message? cos the phone is not locked does not mean he does not cheat.

I bought my Kia rio in december 2006. i was amongst the 1st set of people that bought the model when it just came out. 6 years on, i'm still loving it. So impressed that i've been to kia motors for the latest version, but the automatic comes out in july. only the manual drive is available now. just as it was in 2006, the manual drives are first shipped in before the automatic

Olisa Agbakoba was an asshole!

University of Port harcourt does not offer a degree in Biology /Psychology

chiozor:
ask you wife well well

My guy i tire o, e come be like wifey dey code for me. I go start to sniff around for her payslip. if she actually earns more than N3m, then i go reduce allowee for her be dat.

I didnt see ETB here. When I left in 2008, entry level was 3,000,000 naira per annum and I am sure there was no salary cut for their staff like some other banks so why are they not on the list?[quote][/quote]My Wife works in ETB and this is her 3rd year there. She does not earn up to N3M. So it's either she's lying to me or your assertion is false.

OBJ and Jimmy Carter

, Abeg, anytime you thief person pictures, give the person credit. you come dey pass the picture like say na you take am

Storm in the building!

The same punishment that was meted out to the contractors should be extended to Hitech.
asides the fact that they are very slow, they are not performing a quality job on the road. People just see the beauty of the route and say when the job is finished, it would be lovely. If you take time and feel the road when driving; you would realize the roads will start deteriorating in a years time.
That road is a scam initiated by Tinubu and because of politics and a bid to get a second term Fashola is not seeing the crime that the road is. I don't have a problem concessioning any road, but there ought to be alternatives. why pay tax if the government cannot provide roads?

, This is how the real story goes.


Otedola bribes the IG to get the suspended/sacked directors jailed. The IG in turn arrests 2 fall guys whose job unfortunately it is to maintain those elevators. This is to politely coarse, bin that; torture the two suspects  to write a statement implicating the suspended/sacked directors.
The directors get charged to court for attempted murder.

na today elevators for naija start to breakdown? just because we have the Almighty Otedola in it this time, they are baying for blood.

@ GNBohr, Thanks for your post. it was educative to me.

Hitv was crap anyway, I bought the decoder, paid for the subscription, only to discover all they had to offer was the EPL.
I still paid the DSTV subscription along side. I realized eventually that my HITV decoder was a complete waste and i stopped paying for the subscription and watched the EPL in bars.
good riddance to bad rubbish, i can't be paying fro crap cos i want to be patriotic.

i want laff die, Alanmanliness!!!!, nairaland should do something about their filter.
i used to work for Al@nd1ck and i can say that the expatriates there ran al@nd1ck down. Employing dumb people just because they are white.
MTN owes them a lot of money but that is not the primary reason they went down.

Busybody, is it your money?
kindly concentrate on your own job.

, if i send my son to the UK/US to get an M.sc degree and he comes back looking for a job, i would whoop his ass. The UK / US  educational system focuses on making you an entrepreneur but because of our naija mentality, we start thinking of working for blue chip orgs and earn juicy packages off the bat (b4 all u sensitive posters eat my head)   fault my statistics, but 50% of grads from foreign schools who relocate to naija have startup companies of their own, why can't u join the 50%?

, I would rather have someone who plays regular football in division 2 teams in europe or the Nigeria Premier league than have someone who plays for 10 minutes in 5 games in a season

Poster, i like your attitude and courage. You seem to be a really nice guy. Don't tell your wife and don't do it again.

I've been married for 4 years now and i can't count the number of times and number of women i've been with. how do i begin to confess to my wife?

(abeg, don't eat me raw for being truthful)

The truth remains that after so many years in da industry, Styl-plus should have been better placed than they are now. This has nothing to do with the kinda car they drive or where they hang out. Plain and simple truth is that they shoulda been more relevant in the industry.

But they have my respect anywhere and anyday better than KC Presh/Fresh with all their blings and cars!

Violent, looks like u're the IDIOT who came in, i didn't read u share ur HIV experience

@ pingu2k5, it has to be one of the mysteries of God.

@ Poster, nice one!

I have a sister living with the HIV virus, this i got to find out very recently. She's been +ve for about 3 years now and the amazing story is that the fiancee knew she was HIV+ and still went ahead to marry her. They now have a baby girl and both the husband and daughter are not infected. it was all about her attitude and how my parents and siblings supported her and most importantly her belief in God's report and not the Doctor's report.

Re: The Black Berry Craze
« #36 on: Today at 02:38:48 PM »

for the tech peeps,can BB telnet/SSH  to any device?,cause Iphone can do just that.

Yeah, just like the iphone, you would need a 3rd party software to achieve this

I have an iphone and a blackberry,
blackberry is crap.

Hi Guys, i'm beginning to get pissed listening to some FM radio presenters. I have been enjoying Smooth 98.1fm till one lady joined Sadiq in the morning show, her fake Yankee/british/japanese/Ghanaian accent just pisses me off to no ends