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Business / Re: Man With Wife & Kids Caught Stealing A Mobile Phone On CCTV In A Bank (Photos) by stereotype: 2:29pm On Jul 03, 2015
if you can't get a pix of the man or wife picking up the phone.....gerraoutahere!

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Jobs/Vacancies / Hot Vacancies by stereotype: 12:23pm On Jul 10, 2014
Please am looking for people with these skills for various projects.

1. Java, (2 years+)
2. JSF
3. Linux (commands), start and stop servers using sh commands
4. JBOSS
5. Tomcat
6. Oracle/Postgres database knowledge
7. SQL

I'd appreciate if you can tell them to forward their cvs to info@proemcoconsulting.com.

Thank you.
Politics / Re: Lagos Commissioner Quits To Join First-Bank by stereotype: 1:16pm On Jul 30, 2013
and i thought Bola Tinubu was the commissioner of finance.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Oil And Gas Current Vacancies by stereotype: 2:04pm On Jun 21, 2013
Family / Re: How Often Do Your Wear Your Wedding Ring? by stereotype: 6:44pm On Jun 19, 2013
Wore mine for 4 years...been in the cupboard 3 years now. Never wearing it again. It does not change the fact that I'm married and devoted to my family

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Jobs/Vacancies / Oil And Gas Vacancies by stereotype: 12:47pm On May 08, 2013
Autos / Beware Of Car Dealers/scammers by stereotype: 3:49pm On May 03, 2013
Please be very vigilant on who calls himself a car dealer. You get shown a car, after the negotiation and inspection, you go off to the bank to transfer money. when you transfer the money and get back to the car, you find out that, the person you paid money to is not the owner of the car or the dealer. Meanwhile, the person you were inspecting the car with has disappeared into thin air. you don't realize it is a scam because you are still seeing the car. The real car owner comes and wonder what you are talking about. This Particularly happens in the ikeja/ogba axis
Family / Re: Husbands With Security Locks On Their Phones by stereotype: 8:50am On Oct 31, 2012
Locking my phone doesn't mean i cheat on my wife. if she needs to use the phone all she has to do is ask for the code. what makes you think the husband that doesn't lock his phone doesn't delete every inappropriate message? cos the phone is not locked does not mean he does not cheat.
Car Talk / Re: Kia Owners Forum by stereotype: 10:59am On Jun 08, 2012
I bought my Kia rio in december 2006. i was amongst the 1st set of people that bought the model when it just came out. 6 years on, i'm still loving it. So impressed that i've been to kia motors for the latest version, but the automatic comes out in july. only the manual drive is available now. just as it was in 2006, the manual drives are first shipped in before the automatic
Politics / Re: Lagos State Governorship Debate On Stv by stereotype: 8:36am On Mar 29, 2011
Olisa Agbakoba was an asshole!
Celebrities / Re: Pic: Celebrities Run For Their Lifes As Fire Guts City People Awards Venue (burnt Remains Of The Hal by stereotype: 2:02pm On Mar 28, 2011
Politics / Re: Patience "Umblerra" Jonathan Has A Degree In Biology! by stereotype: 10:45am On Mar 23, 2011
University of Port harcourt does not offer a degree in Biology /Psychology
Career / Re: Who Knows Which Banks Are Best To Work In? by stereotype: 11:38am On Nov 04, 2010
chiozor:

grin grin grin grin ask you wife well well grin grin grin
My guy i tire o, e come be like wifey dey code for me. I go start to sniff around for her payslip. if she actually earns more than N3m, then i go reduce allowee for her be dat.
Career / Re: Who Knows Which Banks Are Best To Work In? by stereotype: 10:16am On Nov 03, 2010
I didnt see ETB here. When I left in 2008, entry level was 3,000,000 naira per annum and I am sure there was no salary cut for their staff like some other banks so why are they not on the list?[quote][/quote]

My Wife works in ETB and this is her 3rd year there. She does not earn up to N3M. So it's either she's lying to me or your assertion is false.
Politics / Re: I Am A Thoroughbred Yoruba Man – Obasanjo by stereotype: 11:53am On Nov 01, 2010
OBJ and Jimmy Carter
Celebrities / Re: Akon Live In Ilorin by stereotype: 5:05pm On Oct 06, 2010
, Abeg, anytime you thief person pictures, give the person credit. you come dey pass the picture like say na you take am

Storm in the building!
Politics / Re: Road Project: Why Lagos Sacked Contractor ! by stereotype: 8:07am On Sep 08, 2010
The same punishment that was meted out to the contractors should be extended to Hitech.
asides the fact that they are very slow, they are not performing a quality job on the road. People just see the beauty of the route and say when the job is finished, it would be lovely. If you take time and feel the road when driving; you would realize the roads will start deteriorating in a years time.
That road is a scam initiated by Tinubu and because of politics and a bid to get a second term Fashola is not seeing the crime that the road is. I don't have a problem concessioning any road, but there ought to be alternatives. why pay tax if the government cannot provide roads?
Politics / Re: Two Held Over Alleged Attempt To Kill Otedola ! by stereotype: 12:42pm On Aug 27, 2010
, This is how the real story goes.


Otedola bribes the IG to get the suspended/sacked directors jailed. The IG in turn arrests 2 fall guys whose job unfortunately it is to maintain those elevators. This is to politely coarse, bin that; torture the two suspects  to write a statement implicating the suspended/sacked directors.
The directors get charged to court for attempted murder.

na today elevators for naija start to breakdown? just because we have the Almighty Otedola in it this time, they are baying for blood.
Politics / Re: See What Sanusi Has Done To HiTV. They've Lost Premiership Rights! Painful! by stereotype: 2:33pm On Jul 26, 2010
@ GNBohr, Thanks for your post. it was educative to me.

Hitv was crap anyway, I bought the decoder, paid for the subscription, only to discover all they had to offer was the EPL.
I still paid the DSTV subscription along side. I realized eventually that my HITV decoder was a complete waste and i stopped paying for the subscription and watched the EPL in bars.
good riddance to bad rubbish, i can't be paying fro crap cos i want to be patriotic.
Phones / Re: N13b Suit Slammed On Mtn by stereotype: 5:07pm On Jun 09, 2010
i want laff die, Alanmanliness!!!!, nairaland should do something about their filter.
i used to work for Al@nd1ck and i can say that the expatriates there ran al@nd1ck down. Employing dumb people just because they are white.
MTN owes them a lot of money but that is not the primary reason they went down.
Career / Re: I Caught My Colleagues Stealing by stereotype: 8:28pm On Jun 05, 2010
Busybody, is it your money?
kindly concentrate on your own job.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Fcmb Treating Staffs As Slaves by stereotype: 5:25pm On May 19, 2010
, if i send my son to the UK/US to get an M.sc degree and he comes back looking for a job, i would whoop his ass. The UK / US  educational system focuses on making you an entrepreneur but because of our naija mentality, we start thinking of working for blue chip orgs and earn juicy packages off the bat (b4 all u sensitive posters eat my head)   fault my statistics, but 50% of grads from foreign schools who relocate to naija have startup companies of their own, why can't u join the 50%?
Sports / Re: Lagerback Wants To Work With 'legend' Kanu by stereotype: 1:57pm On Apr 08, 2010
, I would rather have someone who plays regular football in division 2 teams in europe or the Nigeria Premier league than have someone who plays for 10 minutes in 5 games in a season
Family / Re: Do I Have To Confess My Adultery To My Spouse? by stereotype: 10:17am On Mar 24, 2010
Poster, i like your attitude and courage. You seem to be a really nice guy. Don't tell your wife and don't do it again.

I've been married for 4 years now and i can't count the number of times and number of women i've been with. how do i begin to confess to my wife?

(abeg, don't eat me raw for being truthful)
Music/Radio / Re: Why Are Styl-plus So Broke.!? by stereotype: 9:21am On Mar 17, 2010
The truth remains that after so many years in da industry, Styl-plus should have been better placed than they are now. This has nothing to do with the kinda car they drive or where they hang out. Plain and simple truth is that they shoulda been more relevant in the industry.

But they have my respect anywhere and anyday better than KC Presh/Fresh with all their blings and cars!
Health / Re: Hiv+ Experiences,lets Share It. by stereotype: 4:00pm On Mar 10, 2010
Violent, looks like u're the IDIOT who came in, i didn't read u share ur HIV experience
Health / Re: Hiv+ Experiences,lets Share It. by stereotype: 11:53am On Mar 10, 2010
@ pingu2k5, it has to be one of the mysteries of God.
Health / Re: Hiv+ Experiences,lets Share It. by stereotype: 11:25am On Mar 10, 2010
@ Poster, nice one!

I have a sister living with the HIV virus, this i got to find out very recently. She's been +ve for about 3 years now and the amazing story is that the fiancee knew she was HIV+ and still went ahead to marry her. They now have a baby girl and both the husband and daughter are not infected. it was all about her attitude and how my parents and siblings supported her and most importantly her belief in God's report and not the Doctor's report.
Phones / Re: The Black Berry Craze by stereotype: 4:24pm On Mar 08, 2010
Re: The Black Berry Craze
« #36 on: Today at 02:38:48 PM »

for the tech peeps,can BB telnet/SSH  to any device?,cause Iphone can do just that.

Yeah, just like the iphone, you would need a 3rd party software to achieve this
Phones / Re: The Black Berry Craze by stereotype: 1:47pm On Mar 08, 2010
I have an iphone and a blackberry,
blackberry is crap.

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Music/Radio / Radio Presenters That Make Me Change Channels by stereotype: 3:05pm On Feb 22, 2010
Hi Guys, i'm beginning to get pissed listening to some FM radio presenters. I have been enjoying Smooth 98.1fm till one lady joined Sadiq in the morning show, her fake Yankee/british/japanese/Ghanaian accent just pisses me off to no ends

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