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Politics › Re: Borno Imams Embark On 10-day Fasting And Prayer For Buhari's Health by Stevebamdex(m): 6:26am On Feb 11, 2017

Reciting koran 50times for buhari? Has allah ever healed anyone before now? If allah could not heal his partner in crime mohammed when he was sickly sick,where will buhari get his own chance?.in short,allah doesn't saves or heals .he only fights and kills infidels.

Romance › Breaking news!!! President Buhari Health Update{a Must Read} by Stevebamdex(op): 10:23pm On Feb 07, 2017

Pls I got this online.
Kindly interpret this for me,I couldn't read it myself..thank you in advance sad

Christianity Etc › Re: What Did Jesus Mean In john 10:8 by Stevebamdex(op): 1:52pm On Feb 05, 2017

respect80:
Which version of Bible do you use cos I can't find anything related to thieves or robbers in Matthew chapter 10 vs 8

I made a mistake,I intended to quote john 10:8 and not matthew 10:8..I am sorry..!

Christianity Etc › What Did Jesus Mean In john 10:8 by Stevebamdex(op): 1:37pm On Feb 05, 2017

What does JESUS mean when he called those{servants of God} who came before HIM thieves and robbers.? Pls I need ur help on this.

Pets › Who Knows The Name Of This Scary Looking Animal? Pics by Stevebamdex(op): 2:22pm On Feb 02, 2017

What's the name of this scary animal..pls can you name it?
Lalasticlala,seun.pls help us out.

Romance › If the Winner Could be battered this way,imagine the Looser's Face{ Pix} by Stevebamdex(op): 9:32am On Jan 31, 2017

Lol

Phones › Re: How Can I Download 2go by Stevebamdex(m): 11:02pm On Jan 19, 2017

Lagusta,do u know I was laughing reading this post? 2go kwa? grin

How time flies sad

Meanwhile,did u eventually download ur 2go?

How is ur nokia c3? grin

Romance › When You Have A Dream Of Marrying A White.man{pics} by Stevebamdex(op): 1:03pm On Jan 18, 2017

Romance › Re: I Am Getting Married In 2017.ladies,you Can Now Apply. by Stevebamdex(op): 2:19pm On Jan 17, 2017

Tajbol4splend:
Call me bastard if you don't remain single for life

Ladies have been submitting their application.
I hereby announced you as the chairman of bastard association of nairaland grin

Accept my congratulations.

Romance › Re: I Am Getting Married In 2017.ladies,you Can Now Apply. by Stevebamdex(op): 2:16pm On Jan 17, 2017

TrapQueen77:

I don't let anyone invade my privacy... Thank u but no, thank u...

Then I'm afraid you might have missed out on this wonderful information.

Romance › Re: I Am Getting Married In 2017.ladies,you Can Now Apply. by Stevebamdex(op): 2:12pm On Jan 17, 2017

TrapQueen77:
Hahahaha... What is that serious thing u wanna tell me sha? To laser my tatts? Nooo way.. Besides I love my piercings too...

I have sent the pm.there is something I wanna tell you..let's see in camera sis.

Romance › Re: I Am Getting Married In 2017.ladies,you Can Now Apply. by Stevebamdex(op): 2:07pm On Jan 17, 2017

TrapQueen77:

It's fine..

Can I pm you? Got something serious to tell you.

Romance › Re: I Am Getting Married In 2017.ladies,you Can Now Apply. by Stevebamdex(op): 2:02pm On Jan 17, 2017

LadyPrecy:
Get clay and mould her yourself.

Smh..you too don't have any of those qualities with that elegant beauty of urs huh

Romance › Re: I Am Getting Married In 2017.ladies,you Can Now Apply. by Stevebamdex(op): 1:59pm On Jan 17, 2017

TrapQueen77:

No thank u... I got tatts, I got piercings..

Awww,you are practically out of this contest.what a pity sad

Romance › Re: I Am Getting Married In 2017.ladies,you Can Now Apply. by Stevebamdex(op): 1:48pm On Jan 17, 2017

dacblogger:
Get ready 2 die single...

Meaning you don't have any of all the above qualities? You are on a long thing.. sad

Romance › Re: I Am Getting Married In 2017.ladies,you Can Now Apply. by Stevebamdex(op): 1:46pm On Jan 17, 2017

TrapQueen77:

Are you applying trapqueen? Trust me,you may be trapped in my love grin

Romance › I Am Getting Married In 2017.ladies,you Can Now Apply. by Stevebamdex(op): 12:46pm On Jan 17, 2017

I am getting married in 2017. Now looking for a
wife... Applicants with the following requirements
should apply;
1. Should have natural hair
2. Minimum of a University Degree preferably in the
sciences. Masters degree is an added advantage.
3. Satisfactory income source backed by a bank
statement
4. A tigress in bed, and a great cook
5. No tattoos or unusual body piercings
6. Should have an hour glass body
7. Able to sustain an intellectual conversation as well
as an awesome sense of humour
8. Attach written recommendationsfrom at least 2
former boyfriends
9. Knowledge of Public relations that is awesome
10. Fluent in at least 2 international languages
11. Well-trained in home management and
hospitality
12. Must have a great character
13. No previous record of cheating
14. Demonstrated ability to make a man successful
All applicants are advised to send their applications
by 18th of January 2017. Attach health and birth
certificates. Only selected candidates will be
contacted.
*inform your relatives*

Education › Can An Average Student Study Medicine? by Stevebamdex(op): 11:57am On Jan 17, 2017

My brother wants to study medicine in the university for him to become a medical doctor.
But it has obviously shown that he is an average student at best.
And we all know how terrifying the course could be even for those that are extraordinarily brillant.
My question now is,can he catch up in the long run if he eventually succeeded taking up the course or it will be a journey to no where and a waste of time?
Although,he is having a great passion for the course but this guy is far below of what I can term a genius.

Christianity Etc › Re: I You A Muslim Converted To Christianity Let Cgat by Stevebamdex(m): 10:00am On Jan 12, 2017

Yes,I was born a muslim now a christian..any problem with that?

Nairaland General › Re: 7ft Poisonous Snake We Just Killed by Stevebamdex(m): 1:51pm On Jan 11, 2017

This is too tiny to make fp..lalasticlala doesn't fancy smallie snakes like this one..try harder next time.

Crime › Re: Young Lady Found Beheaded In Imo With Her Breasts & Private Part Missing(pics) by Stevebamdex(m): 1:46pm On Jan 11, 2017

saint7000:
Afonjas have taken their specialty to the East? Men... This is why I want this country separated!

Afonja in imo state?

Christianity Etc › Re: Strange Tree With Arabic Inscription In Ogun, REAL PHOTOS by Stevebamdex(m): 7:22pm On Jan 08, 2017

Muslims deceiving themselves since 1500.
Some are evening holding sachet water..to do what exactly?
And they would say we don't believe in miracles because its very rare in the religion.and each time something like this happens,they say its a miracle.the funny thing is,that aint even a miracle but the poor tree is just learning ABC,.see how they are f-ondling and romanc-ing the the poor tree sad

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Has allah starts living inside too?

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Romance › How Do I Deal With This? by Stevebamdex(op): 7:09pm On Jan 08, 2017

I have a question that I want the experienced married people in this forum to analysed..
please for how long can a man endure before he could start having sex with his wife that just had a baby. Our first baby actually and we have no experience how my wife's ''down there'' could be healed and be ready for action.
When do you think,it would safer to start having our bed tutorials back on track?.pls how many days,weeks or months?

Romance › Re: She Claims She's A Virgin But No BLOOD! by Stevebamdex(m): 10:53am On Jan 07, 2017

Op don't worry the blood would come just be patient maybe after the early sign of her pregnancy..

Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Destroyed 'Fetish' Items In Anambra, Traditionalist Reacts (Photos) by Stevebamdex(m): 2:41pm On Jan 06, 2017

Romance › Re: The Swag On These Yoruba Guys Will Make Any Lady Drool by Stevebamdex(m): 9:52am On Jan 06, 2017

So hausas and igbos are demons free??

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Romance › What An Irony,checkout This Pic. by Stevebamdex(op): 9:50am On Jan 06, 2017

I thought they said,Day and night doesn't meet? How come they are now romancing huh

Romance › Nigerian Man Fakes His Arrest To Propose To His Girlfriend (A Must Read) by Stevebamdex(op): 11:22am On Dec 31, 2016

Nigerian guy Brown Affah fakes arrest to propose to his Girlfriend
the Popular interior designer, Brown Affah, on facebook narrated how he uniquely proposed to his bae, Yemi, with the help of the Nigeria Police Force.
Good morning Facebookers
This pictures have so many stories behind it, firstly I was sure of the color of clothes she wore to work, black top and blue jeans so i called some of my single friends who are still around after Christmas Kingsley Asika, Grandeur Chef Wisdom Noble, Woka Richy and my blood Brown Victor to wear same clothes including me and partake in the action movie episode 1$2 while I’ll be acting episode 1 with her, they’ll join in episode 2.
Cast:
Police man 1
Police man 2
Police man 3
Brown Affah – the proposer
Effiwatt Yemi – the proposee
Extras:
People passing by
People who came to ask what happened
People stopped while driving to see if they really caught a criminal.
Camera man 1
Camera man 2.
Action;
I went to her office and picked her up by 5:43pm, drove her to GRA phase 2 that I wanna buy her shawama which I know she’ll fall for. Meanwhile I’ve given signal to my good police officers that we are on our way without her knowledge. On approaching they flagged us to stop, I cleared they said finally we have caught you, the notorious criminal Brown, i said sorry officer that must be a mistake somewhere… Shut up they shouted, are u not brown? Yes I am I answered, u were involved in a robbery and now we have caught u….. #guns cocked….. My girl was scared but calm, all she said was baby its Ok, lets follow them but I know you are not a criminal.
Cuff them, and they did. Pushed us towards their vans with my girl panting but calm….then I told them I wanna say something, shut up they shouted but the leader asked ; what do u wanna say? So i looked into my lady’s eyes and told her babe; u don’t actually know me well…..so u know them? She asked, yes I know them i replied…. And u know I’ve never said the word; I love you to you because I wanted to be sure I did and tell u on this day i said….
Yes I do love you, and I wanna spend the rest of my life with you I continued , with one knee on the floor….whaaaat she screemed, covered her face and said a big YES with the police men clapping, and passers by clapping and watching….we hugged and the cuffs was removed…. And finally that’s a wrap.
End of episode 1, episode 2 coming up soon.
Credits to the camera men
The Nigeria police force,
They are your friends
Not all police are bad, this crew was super and nice.

Christianity Etc › Re: Limit To Intimacy In A Christian Relationship by Stevebamdex(m): 1:03pm On Dec 29, 2016

OlajumokeBread:

Please, can you give me that thing you're smoking

What is a relationship between a true Christian brother and sister ??

Can you mention anyone in the bible that was in that type of relationship ??

Christians are the most confused people on earth

Oga seun and lalasticlala.pls kindly check the profile of this fellow..he has broken the rules of this page by abusing and insulting the personality of olajumoke..thanks.

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Nairaland General › Re: A Nairalander's 2017 Prophecies by Stevebamdex(m): 12:48pm On Dec 29, 2016

cutelover19:
Hmm, the spirit is moving me to say this to his people to guard them in the coming year, Here we go!!!
1. Many Nigerians will celebrate the new year.
2. Many people will draft new year resolutions that they wouldn't observe
3. Rain will fall
4. Sun will shine
5. Many people will be stranded in their village due to shortage of funds for transport
6. Nigerians should pray because i see some brouhaha in the 2017 budget
7. Some high profile Nigerians will die, let us pray hard against this
8. Nigerians will complain of the buhari government
9. Hmm, i see natural disasters around the world, especially in asia and america
10. I see more political scheming this year, the leadership of APC and PDP should pray hard.
11. Pay your tithe this year, yes, i see a deep hole in the pockets of those that don't pay
12. Arsenal fans, hmm. I see you leaving a tournament that real madrid won in may 2016. The spirit did not reveal the name, so figure it out for yourself
13. Nigeria will not go for Afcon
14. Buhari will blame GEJ harder in 2017.
15. I see dollar rising , oh yes. Nigerians should pray for it to start dropping. hmm
16. I see rainy season starting late, harmattan will come!
17. I see many useless topics making frontpage on nairaland in 2017, e.g snakes, breast, celebrities, ten things......... and many trivialities. Nairalanders must pray against this.
18. I see buhari going abroad in 2017, Nigerians should pray for him.
19. Holy ghost congress and shiloh will hold in 2017, hallelujah
20. Hmmm, i see people call for the scrapping of NYSC. Graduates should pray harder for this to happen.
21. I see fulani herdsmen, chai. Pray my people!
22. I see more corruption allegations, a mighty politician will be indicted. Contact me for prayers if you're the one.
23. Donald Trump will be sworn in. He will make some mistakes at first. Yes, Americans should pray
24. Nairaland mods, i see you moving this topic to FP. do not delay the prophecy of the man of god

Password = snake and tonto dikeh

cc seun, lalasticlala

Romance › Re: He Brought Home Another Girl After His Wife Traveled For Xmas (photo) by Stevebamdex(m): 10:06am On Dec 29, 2016

OP sounded so hurt huh

Was his wife your sister? If yes,I can understand your pain but if no.my friend mind ur own business and face your damn work.
The man will soon meet his waterloo due to the kind of seed he is sowing now.
Dont be involved please,so that when it backfires,you will be on the saver side.

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Romance › Re: Lady Recounts Worst S*x She’s Ever Had With A Short Man(pics) by Stevebamdex(m): 9:54am On Dec 29, 2016

How many are with me ,if you think this random girl and the op needs JESUS?

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