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As for me,I would run away immediately and apologize to her when I get home.
What would you do?

Why are they all going to the bar to drink ? They should be careful or else nigeria will run out of wines

Human version of lagos statue

Amelian:
Op if u continue with this paranoia, u won't get married.
At least thank God every girl is ready to love you to the grave. There are some rich guys out there, lonely with no one to love them. And they have money.
Simply marry the woman of your choice and pray never to go broke. That's why it's good to have more than one stream of income.
I have a kind of destiny, in which if am a lazy bimbo, no matter how beautiful I look no guy will come my way. Way back in school, I was slim, above average height, fair, almost like a model but guess what.. No guy looked my way.
I then focused my energy on making money, as love is not coming.

I wont say am so rich but am. Comfortable, thick and still pretty and omo, come and see guys toasting me left, right and center.

Will that make me start having sleeplnight on if they are with me for love or for my status.. Hell no!
I love a cute hot handsome guy with money too.. So I chose one,out of the rest and am OK with him.. He treat_ me right and I do same.

All my slim and average female friends are always like Amelian, how do u do it? I mean how do u make these guys fall for u with your thick shape..
I replied I don't know ooo.. Maybe it's my face or boovbs... Who can tell?

So I don't have time looking back saying but when I was broke.

Cos I will never be broke.. I will. Never taste poverty again.. Because of such phobia. I try and make sure I succeed in whatever I do.


So guy, forget those fears and marry your choice.. Stay prosperous. Don't think of been poor again!
As the years go by, both of you will. Be inseparable.. As long as u treat her right and shes not the selfish type.

Weldone,you have stylishly advertised yourself for OP to look ur side. Smart move

That's what happens when buhari is ur president.

Bird of a feather that flocks together..hellfire is real.

You claim to be rich but you sound so rash and poor.
Picture of u that testifies you are truly rich or adonblivit .

chigoziri2403:
her name last year was black berry, and as black berry stopped producing, she removed the black and added pink

Now that BB don expire,she should change to what is trending and be bearing teckno ,infinix or lenovo.

UniQuegrACE:
nd did take your time to ask her whether thats her botanical name?

Botanical wetin? She be herbiscus flower?

UniQuegrACE:
like stevebamex is ya real name?

Stephen bamidele is my name,I only shorten it to be stevebamdex which is still reasonable and sensible..
How about chiamaka n pinkyberry,do the two names have anything in common?

We now live in the world where our ladies no longer wants to be real.
They have found a way of making themselves unreal in our society by bearing false names like.mercypecky,sugarhoney,babydoll,chickychoky,puppychizy ,sillydoggy and all kinds of horrible names.
I dont know the joy they derive from bearing those funny names.
I met a lady last week and after our discussion.I asked for her name.and she said pinkyberry. Pinky wetin?{Na dat name ur mama give u}
She smiled and persisted saying the same thing then later,it was minister to me to ask her the last question which is actually the secret to decode the next girl you might have encounter with later in the future.I simply asked her,give me ur bank account details,I wanna send something to you. she smiled and suddenly said, chiamaka nwanegudu caroline gtb 0209!!!!!, What?
Abeg,How does that name relate to pinkyberry?.

KissChrix:
My mum? What nonsense


We must fight to finish, afterall David killed Goliath

Lol..You are chris and not david.

dollyjoy:
I will make her understand that fighting a man who can obviously over power me won't change anything.

I can undastand,u no want wahala at all

dollyjoy:
I will console my mum

What if ur mum is like ha dollyjoy,you must deal with that evil man.you need to see how he maltreated me.I have been waiting for you to revenge on my behalf bcus I know u'r more dan capable.pls go deal with him?

Stupedinluv:
I will buy a gun

Lol

IamJix:
fück him outta planer earth.

How are u gonna do dat? What strategy r u gonna use?

If you come home one day and you were told that this guy beat ur mom what will you do ?
A-thank him for the job well done and run away.
B-battle for battle after knowing you might end up visiting heaven that day.
C-i will hand him over to God..shikena..!

makydebbie:
Aww what a pretty couple

She's the most beautiful albino I have ever seen

When will my own pre wedding pix break the internet

When you are ready,ayam also ready.

this is the moment when men will be making never fulfilled promises like lai mohammed and Apc in the other room,promises made in the other room that will all be forgotten in the living room.
its called campaign b4 election.
After election nko?
APC=all promises cancelled

Alcohol is a bastard.he makes you forget ur own surname by answering anyhow names..ask him who he is,he might say buhari or lie mohammed

Mitcheew..radarada

Davash222:
I can relate.. Last week Sunday was our annual harvest. In my church, the youth have a piece of land where they plant fruits and vegetables, so they brought some of those fruits and vegetables as their Harvest Offering which was later auctioned at the Bazaar.. A certain rich man bought two full buckets of cucumber and shared for everyone..

You need to see how cucumber was flying upandan in my church last Sunday.

Hehehe,cucumber service

Very soon now,we shall protest against this shady and poor womanhandling of our dear cucumber.#operationFreeourcucumber#

This is funny and confusing,up till now ,I don't know why those cucumbers found their way into the hands of this suspected ladies even in the church.what for? See how they are grabbing the poor cucumber stylishly can you relate to this? Are you thinking what ayam thinking?

Sorry bro,Padlock her launch box to avoid hypertension.

Wanderer president. meanwhile,today is my birthday..show me some love.

lomprico:
The whole thing is contradicting bro.

Was it a snake that deceived eve or d devil?

I think the devil entered into the snake to deceive eve.the devil was impersonating the innocent snake as an impostor..what a cruel thing

lomprico:
A 3 year old will answer u that! God did not say it will eat dust literally, as long as a snake crawls on its belly it will keep inhaling/injesting dust.

Moreover that curse is for d devil not a snake. God created snake d way we see it today.


All this genesis story get as dem be sef.

You have contradicted yourself big time.? You have'nt answer the question in a convincing way.try harder..!

Genesis 3:14
So the LORD God said to the serpent, "Because you have done this, "Cursed are you above all livestock and all wild animals! You will crawl on your belly and you will eat dust all the days of your life.

This according to the verse above,God decree that snakes shall be eating dust forever.but it seems to me that snakes we have now in this generation and even in the past are gluttonic in nature and they have upgraded in their appetites for swallowing their prey because they now swallows enormous animals that are even bigger than them in stature..
My question is that,Do snakes still eat dust in the absence of what they can swallow?
Warning::christians only should answer my question.no room for atheist and muslims.

OP can lie for africa..

Masonic:
No. My wife has to be presentable in public. Aside looks, she has to be even smarter than me.

What if she is smart and lack respect?