₦airaland Forum

Idrismusty97:
Have you ever tasted Ogbono mixed with Okro? These two are always competing but when they finally put their difference asides and cooperates eh! Oboy.

Wish the Igbos and Yorubas can unite like your mixed soup, the results will be mind blowing.

Chibuzoc:
Sea cow do soon jam amaka for 9ja zoo... Disappointment + Hunger = Lose weight

Hahahahaha

Chibuzoc:
The camel in Abuja zoo would like to say something

What do you know about animal models ? ... According to a goverment reliable source, that camel dey watch her weight.

nuggarito:
Nonsense list, no salif keita no 2face idibia, who be koffi ??

As for me, Salif Keita yes but 2face no. 2face is an African Legend in his generation but did not use the success of African queen to Dominate globally, where will Amaka dissapoint me take you globally.
Salif Keita was a master in his genre of music and success against all odds coupled with the fact they were killing albino's and treated them like evil beings in his country during the time he was born/growing.

Livefreeordieha:
no bro..Dunno undelivered mail..Walahi..Mail me directly

Hailings bro, check your mail n what'sapp me.

Livefreeordieha:
how do i delete it?

Hailings bro, check your mail n what'sapp me.

nowpresence:
you are ishekiri I presume from your name and comment.
stay clear of anything concerning urhobo

Bovi and I go dye wey the same ex governor go call na speed them go take go see am on code na hin una won turn to tribal fight.
Na wa oo, them no swear for deltans not to be United oo, you people should stop this hatred especially based on trivial issues like this.

jayson87:
extended family is just a 2013 comdey show, isn't that when the so called Bovi came to limelight. How old are you, i am sure you are one of those sec schools boys that know nothing about history yet jump in conclusion with things they see on social media. FYI I go die is the only comedian in Nigeria that doesn't recycle jokes. He is not basketmouth

I never insulted you so why question my age and assume I am sec. School kid. Talk to me with facts in a civilised manner not with insults so take back those words.
For the records, Extended family was on air way before 2013 and I watched it on TV in Nigeria before travelling out of Nigeria.
As at 2013 I was already based abroad watching it online with my wife and daughter so get your facts right.
If you think Bovi came to limelight via extended family then I guess you know nothing about Bovi, I just pointed out a fact that Bovi is and has been more than just a stand up comedian. He has been doing big stuffs apart from being an Mc way before night of a thousand laughs shot I go dye to national fame.
Remove insults, undiluted sex stories, warri lifestyle and his tales of growing up being broke what else can I go dye now offer apart from shouting area like 1 million times.
He was really really good and was part of the 2nd generation delta commedians who created a platform for commercial stand up commedy entertainment but do not downgrade Bovi when talking about I go dye, Haba that is unacceptable.
Besides he ass licked this same Governor he is now hypocritically attacking but at the same time I applaud him for this brave attempt to spill the bitter truth about the Governor if it is not politically motivated.

Whoring wombs ? Their mothers had/have nothing to do with your issues with the people you're mentioning.
Remember the internet never forgets, as a written you must learn to disassociate yourself from stuffs like this.
@Topic = R.I.P young man.

[quote author=gaby post=71044910].

Na people wey dey read una one-liner poor English believe una I blame for this wahala wey we never know how to quell. And then our thieving politicians come go go play enter una hand with the Chinese making techno phones available for dunderheads like you guys to even know what the world wide web means, what a pitiable pity.

I'm going to flatter you with a Lil story..

If only our politicians will act right just for once and help us demystify these lies and excuses they are helping to fuel, we would stop having liabilities like the two potential victims of this thread disturbing sane and hard-working people roaming about the earth.

Now let's assume that our politicians who have made themselves shamefully available as a willing tool for excuses are truly the reason why you have chosen to be a scumbag and a curse to humanity? What happened to the many bushes and forests that abound in our Edo and Delta villages, where you could easily channel your anger and frustration by taking to farming and being productive to yourselves and humanity without any let or hindrances. I know them, these are people from our villages who never

oluwaseyi000:
You want obasanjo to forgo his second term bid but you can't forgo your return to national assembly?

Same thing going through my mind. Guess she was perfect in her possition while OBJ was not good enough for a second term.
Bunch of power drunk people.

jayson87:
extended family is just a 2013 comdey show, isn't that when the so called Bovi came to limelight. How old are you, i am sure you are one of those sec schools boys that know nothing about history yet jump in conclusion with things they see on social media. FYI I go die is the only comedian in Nigeria that doesn't recycle jokes. He is not basketmouth

Really, did you have to question my age and call me a sec. school kid?
I never insulted your intelligence or tagged you along with kids so take back those words and talk to me with facts not insults.
Extended family was an example of Bovi being more than just a stand up comedian.
If you watched extended family in 2013 then youre late because I watched it on tv way before 2013 when I was in Nigeria so get your facts right.
As at 2013 I was already watching it abroad with my wife and daughter over the internet and as for I go dye, he repeats jokes more than a broken record.
Remove insulting people, sex, his broke past life and warri issues what else can he joke about ?

jayson87:
Who the heck is Bovi where I go die is...

Bovi should keep shut and sit his ass down, his career can never match I go die's career in any basis of judgement

All these over-celebrated lagos morons parading themselves as comedians, quite shameful. Can Bovi crack better joke than D-don baba of Rainbow FM, or MC passion, MC Shakara.

Are you serious lol. When Bovi started directing movies I go dye never see camera. Ask basketmouth about Bovi, Bovi has been in the game with big shots for a very long time via being a P.A to RMD. Go check extended family comedy series on YouTube and also check who produced/directed it.
I go dye was good no doubt but to me he is more of an MC than a comedian now besides, Bovi got better, matured updated materials than I go dye recycled jokes.

generationz:
jeez

upon all the videos she posted about the procedure.

Even the doctor explained what the procedure was all about


Yet you bloggers will just rush to post content without checking what its about


IT WAS AN ACNE SKIN PEEl PROCEDURE


Yes it was done to get rid of postpartum acne.

Thanks for the clarification. I saw both pics and was like, her nose was the same in both pics.
Time for some one to really deal with this insane bloggers and nairaland bunch of lazy moderator's who post fake news without verification.

Let the HUNGER Games begin !

Assassin101:
shut up! Buhari truncated Democracy and claimed to have power over the rule of law

nothing has happened to him

I am in no way supporting IPOB

I support Justice and Equity

My point exactly, let all region be equal before the law. If the Sharia laws and police is allowed to function in the north then this is nothing.

sarrki:
Aunty so far you are under federal republic of Nigeria

You must abide either by force or coercion


It is a must

It is by force

Is Sharia law enshrined in Nigerian constitution? Why was/is sharia groups and police allowed to function in the North?
I do not support war but if the North enjoy their free Sharia in a secular and mixed religious country like Nigeria then I think each region should decide to chose freely any group they want to support as long as it is peaceful. If any state in the East decide to be a full Christian state I am sure the government will not support it.

TroubleMaker47:
A shameless girl that fvcks on national TV deserves worse!
Tueh

This is the best meme I have seen on nairaland ... Tueh lolzzz hahahahaha

OkaNaUbe:
You are truly an elder.

Hahahahaha. Thank you Sir .

OkaNaUbe:
"Liga Liga Li,
Titus na fish,
Eba na wetin man de use they chop soupe"





If I hear say indomie kids know what I said above.

Shaba Ranks Naija remix

I guess this case is dead on arrival if S.R have facts to back their sensational news/report as journalism using their usual excuse of an anonymous source who does not want his/her name published.
Will this be another Pastor vs Kemi Olunyolo show?

kushercain:
I just knew she would be black

Same here, lol.

I knew it must be one Akata. Their matter too strong

nepapole:

Feel bad for laughing but i just could not hold it ! Haba, this pic is too much naw

It was UEFA best player not world best player so the world cup is out of it. I love Ronaldo but this right here, is a breath of fresh air that is good for the future of football.

johnstar:
Luka modric deserves it


They both won champions league



Ronaldo couldn’t help is country to d world cup final


But luka modric did it



So he deserves it


Congrats luka modric

Its not by goals dat will make u win d best player
Its by helping your team

Next is eden hazard

PVision2020:
Even in advance democracy, the national security supersedes the rule of law.
Under which rule of law was Osama Bin Laden Murdered?
CIA published names of assumed terrorists and place bounty on their head to get them dead or alive without referring to any rule of law.
Under which rule of law were Guatanamo (and several others) inmates incarcerated?
Obama campaigned that he was going to close down Guatanamo bay but was treated with the reality by the service chiefs when he assumed office.
Under which rule of law did Mossad (Israeli secret forces) and CIA etc carry out several extrajudicial killings? Killing nuclear scientist, assumed terrorists, political leaders etc.
Under which rule of law did Western nations use in causing unrest and usurping powers in other nations?
Not every issue of national import can be discuss in the court room and that's why every nation have their CLASSIFIED INFORMATION.
There are still 20th century informations that are still classified in the US.
It takes more than being a Mr Nice Guy to rule a nation.
I know it'll be very hard to draw the middle line between supremacy of the national interest and dictatorship, that's the reason why we need to elect a president with good antecedents that we can trust with several clandestine decision.

You just spilled the bitter truth but unfortunately the power drunk President forgot what classified really is. The reality is that all around the world national security comes first, infact the Americans broke international security laws by not informing the host nation of the mission when Osama was killed but at the same time such words must not be spoken in public especially in front of civilian lawyers/Barrister's.

ojimbo:
waooo. Have you been to Italy before? A place where I have lived for more than 5 years.
I should be the one to tell you the reality. Post the screen shot of where you got it from let everyone read it out

Your past or current location doesn't matter when it comes to facts and reality.
I gave you a verified data so it is left to you to counter my post with your claim of 95 percent atheists. I doubt you really understand what 95 percent is or you just exaggerated your figure to please your enthusiasm, your claim basically means almost all Italians do not believe in God and that is something I refuse to accept.
The amount of italian Catholics alone beats your claim.

Most feminist are sadistic and bored with life. Fact.

ojimbo:
serious? 95% of Italians are atheist.

May be in your dreams . According to the 2012 Global Religious Landscape survey by the Pew Forum on Religion and Public Life (an American think tank), 83.3% of Italy's residents are Christians, 12.4% are irreligious, atheist or agnostic, 3.7% are Muslims and 0.6% adhere to other religions.

stagger:
Even the Mafia hold church stuff as sacred.

You are absolutely right. If care is not taken he may end up not playing for the national team again.

MbaiseBoy:
Dd

For Didier Drogba.

Escober things. He should watch his back cuz the Italians don't joke with religion.

Livefreeordieha:
how do i delete it?

I guess you should modify the post, remove the email and repost the other words.