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Gurgle:
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What if I told you am a viirgin google. Would u date me.

blublahd:
How do you happen to know that laat bit of info?

Champion.

MizJanet:
Churchman, Dead pple dont go to heaven, PLS tell us what happen to BABIES when they die ?

Ever came across this in the bible" except you are like this little children you will of no reason enter the kingdom of God"
Think abt it.

Dykecosby:
They will achieve nothing because we have a listening and very proactive President .... What figure of speech is this?

Irony.

Nawa ooooo see correct English interpretation of NIGERIA PIDGIN PROVERBS,


*Escort me, Escort me, na im slave trade take start
English translation: Serious things sometimes start like a joke

*The water wey dem use take make eba can never be recovered.
English translation: Don’t cry over spilled milk.

*E don tey wey yansh dey back:
English translation; thers nothing new under the sun.

* Woman wey dey find pikin no dey wear pant sleep.
English translation: if uu need sometin, go for it.

*madness no hard to form,na the trekking be wahala.
English translation: Easier said than done.

*No matter how hot your temper be,e no fit cook beans. English translation: Calm down, your temper won’t solve the problem

*Chicken wey run from Borno go Ibadan go still end up inside pot of soup.
English translation: You can’t run away from your destiny

*Today’s newspaper na tomorrow Suya wrap
English translation: Keep calm! Nothing lasts forever

*Cow wey dey in a hurry to go America go come back as corn beef
English translation: Just be patient. Let the game come to you. Don’t rush!

*Akara and moin moin get the same parent,na wetin dem pass through make dem different
English translation: How you start doesn’t matter, what matters is how you finish.

*Leave matter for Mathias and Sabi for Sabinus
English translation: Give everyone what they deserve.

*The difference between kpekere and plantain chips na packaging
English translation: Don’t judge based on appearance alone

Gudafternoon! Add urs and let the fun continue! @ coded jokes

Cc: lalasticlala

3G and 4G guyz I bow

TOP SCAM COUNTRIES
While scams are happening all over the world, especially when it comes to online fraud, some of the top scam countries include Nigeria, Malaysia, South Africa, China and Russia. Victims have been overwhelmingly citizens of the US and the UK, but there have been other victims from several other places such as the UAE, Canada, India and more.

In fact, in 2012 the Internet Crime Complaint Center recorded nearly 300,000 complaints, and that of course is just the scam that was reported, as many people are either too embarrassed to admit to being fooled by some Nigerian email scams or don’t even understand fully what happened to them and so may never tell a soul about the Malaysia scams or South Africa scams that took their hard earned money.

Besides hundreds of thousands of people falling victim to fraud in the top scam countries, billions of dollars have also been lost by both individuals and companies worldwide.

Common Internet Scam
When it comes to listing the most common Internet fraud in the top scam countries, the list includes Nigerian scams in email or fake letters, fake car sales, fake romance, next of kin scams, 419 scams, escrow and courier scams, phishing scams, scare ware and ransom ware, and forms of extortion or hit man type of scam.

These are issues where people must physically act to get involved in the fraud and are not usually something that could have been prevented with antivirus software protection. They can happen while a victim is enjoying a vacation, such as in the case of South Africa scams, or just by accidently clicking onto the wrong URL or innocently answering a chat from an online dating contact.

Just where and what should people look for when dealing with the top scam countries? Here are some of the common fraudulent activities reported in the past few years:

no2fuks:
I hate gej

You are on your own kid.

oduastates:
Yep.
So predictable.
If only they can perceptive of the coming storm which will send all thieves and rogues scampering.

I had migraine trying to read your comment above.
Can you please modify it.

chukzey442:
Geraldine Omotayo Temitope Veronica............ GOTV

Lolz.
Deborah but u can call me ebola.

missdebs:
this girl might be in lagos for all we know

Are you from ibadan..no offences pls.

Me: babe wotz ur pretty name
#‎IbadanGirlsBeLike‬: "My name is Damilola Salifat Tolani Victoria, but you can call me DSTV
DSTV


Few mins later she uploaded her pix ............. #‎chilling‬ in my jacuzzi

OgundeleT:
And if i dont ask for forgiveness what will he do?

Its your funeral. Ur words are gonna skin u alive
Pray for your soul.

Bigbang2013:
if u say e cursed the fig tree do u know it was because jesus told his disciples that were hungry that if they get to the tree they will eat but on getting dere jesus saw nothing then he cursed it if he was a divine God should e not av know d tree would av no fruit wen e was coming

meaning behind this action by Christ. When the Lord first saw the tree, he was yet “afar off.” He could only discern that it had leaves

One must conclude that this circumstance reveals that though he was deity, Jesus did not exercise the full range of his divine powers constantly. He did not know the details regarding this tree until he was in close proximity .

When the Savior arrived at the tree, he observed a curious thing — the fig tree was fruitless. Of what significance is this?

This signifies that any thing that is of no value sud be cut down..so pls try and be useful to God so that u don't meet the fate of the Fig tree.

OgundeleT:
Firstly u av proven that God is not omniscient bcus he didnt know we'll defy his order
Secondly, u claim that God sent jesus to clean people's sin? Is it necessary that God need to kill his son b4 he forgive? does he want to drink blood? how can u call a god who kill his son for a sin he never commit a merciful god? The action here shows that god of bible is cruel and does not have mercy. Also, ur bible claim that jesus woke up the 3rd day after he had died? To me that is no more a sacrifice, if u call it a sacrifice what shall we call that of our soldiers who are dying in north east just to make sure we are alive? Remember there family wont see them again unlike jesus who later woke up the third day. All i can see in dis ur write up is just that god doesnt know anything about what he created, he knows nothing about what will happen in the world therefore it is sufficient to prove that ur Bilble God is not omniscient

Its ur funeral. Smh

OgundeleT:
Since his forgiveness is constant K then why disturbing urself? That means he will forgive my innocent soul bcus he know he's the one to blame by creating devil that he know can convince me.

That's if you are willing to penitently ask for his forgiveness..

theAtheist101:
Says I don't believe in any other god except me! Do you understand?

Its ur funeral dear.

If you miss heaven who would you blame
www.nairaland.com/2428511/miss-heaven-blame
Cc: Emusmith Do d needed.

Brown47:
do you mean they live like Jesus(GOD) witout sining

Yeah..enoch was the only righteous man in his time..the people there waS so bad dat God had to take him up to heaven without him tasting death.

theAtheist101:
No, I am the guy he used to pray to.

But ur moniker says otherwise.

crazygod:
Getting close to FTC.
GEJ. Hate him if u will, GEJ is a leader. Not a do or die politician

Wats d criteria of making FTC pls

theAtheist101:
Is it the same guy that couldn't save himself?

Wow..u must be d guy at his left.

Brown47:
this is what i was trying to explain to you. Jesus is a supernatural being with powers thats why he was able to live a holy life like you said.
Me being a normal human how do you expect me to live in his exact footprints. Are yot trying to tell me i can live like a God?

Wat abt enoch. Wat abt d 12 disciples

menesheh:
No brother, you are the one highly gullible here. You picked a god from thousands of other gods worship by pretty much population of people in different societies , Each claiming and battling for superiority without any shroud of evidence.

Now atheists don't hate god or against god but they are asking for evidence for those god claims. At this point you can testify that two or more wrongs cannot make a right. Yahweh, jesus, Krishna, Zeus, Shiva, Allah and thousands of others are worship by different human being like you and me and are absolutely convinced and certain that what they believe are truth and factaul .
Imagine you weren't born from a Christian home and you were presented with the dilemma of choosing from those numerous god claims, how do you go about it?

Will you just say, ohh, Judaism is the oldest god claim in the world therefore i cherry pick yahweh or that jesus appealed to your emotions by transcending so low in human form therefore you choose Christianity. Or for you to avoid war and jihad, you choose Allah. So on and on.

All those events happened some millennia back when our forefathers are still living almost like other species of animals. You can't just ascertain whether those events actually took place. For instance, every nook and cranny now is filled with news of aliens that visited earth, perform some operations, kidnapped people and do all sorts of things of which you can find YouTube, sites and pictures, without any apparent evidence.

If you are to use time-machine and travel to the next two thousand years ahead, alien information will be refined as a true story without prove. The people you will find there are not around now to witness how the inform got started and are circulating.

Until you start thinking and questioning those believes, you will continue to be stuck with those myths, thinking you are at tge right path.

Nice write up..it shows that u are a confused person.
Don't learn in a hard way.
Refer to my signature and move on.

theAtheist101:
So how has he allowed rain on all? Is everyone living fine? When would your god punish USA? And where is the pillar of salt Lot's wife turned to? Wake up from the lies Jews told you.

Refer to my signature..and move on.

OgundeleT:
That means billions of people who dont accept jesus are all hell bound? And few peoplewho accept him will be in heaven? And u call that god a merciful god? stop fooling urself there is no any heaven or hell anywhere

Let me clear it out for ya!
God's forgiveneSs is a constant 'K'. God created us as a free moral agent to choose btw life and darkness. good or bad. Eternal life or eternal damnation.
Remember the prodigal son and come back to your father(God) he's willing to take u back in his arms again.
Please.

hahn:
Lol. Answering a question with a question is actually rude. Don't they teach you manners in Sunday school?

U are deviating into irrelevances.

I guess u don't av any answer to my 3 questions..

We all know that d answer is God or do u have a better answer.
Atheists that can't even defend their faith.

God can work without medicine but medicine can't work without God.

hahn:
Oh, for real? Do you have an audio recording of god actually saying that? Can god meet us up somewhere and repeat it to me personally? Can we hunt and kill the devil so he will stop disturbing us? Do you even have evidence that the devil is the one pranking you?

Do u know why scientist cannot produce a living creature.
Ans- becos they still don't know why d heart keeps beating.

Do you know why u keep on breathing even while u are sleeping and no more in control..u don't.

Do you know why we have 8 wonders of d world..why were they called wonders.

Last question..answer this last question THE CHICK OR THE EGG which one existed first.

hahn:
since prayer doesnt work, the dude will have to remain the same. pity

No wonder God said I would use d foolish things of this world to confound the wise. And I wud let the fools die in their foolishness.
Be claiming atheist..d devil is playing pranks with u guyz but u aint using a long spoon..


ITS A PITY..pray for your souls.

Brown47:
i mean did'nt you guys say he's God. I cant do as he did

You are a mere mortal. With no supernatural powers.
The powers and promises in the bible are for true christian believers whose faith are bigger than the mustard seed.
U don't even have faith in God, how do want to be like someone u don't even believe in.

Weird. Or are u not an atheist.

Brown47:
you said he lived a holy is he a normal man like us?

It depends on your definition of normal.