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Pls Refer to my signAture.

Did anyone notice the pliers, hammers. Spanners. And screw driver.
Is the Doctor a cannibal.

Akeem79:
Oka na ube day







My Igbo bros and sis hope I got the spelling right ...

The sweetest collabo eva known to mankind.. The only place dat dis food is not eaten is in "the world of d dead"

Lad of the Rings.

Nice one OP.
I had such experience twice.
The most common method dis pick pocket ter use is to feign that they know u, would mention any strange name and start joking with u And while u are trying to remember those naMe..immediately they wud perform their enterprise.
The second time another person tried to use it on me at IKORODU I just gave him#100 immediately and ask him to go abeg..e don tey wey yansh dey back jare..I tell am say bros na we we o, I know as e dey go but just manage this 10 fibre(meaning 100naira)

LASGIDI..the city of hustlers..a land where d weak becomes strong..a land where d dumb becomes wise.and d wise become wiser.

NewsHub:
Exchanging words with you would be a waste of time because you are a goat.

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NewsHub:
You know i was trying very hard not to call you names but it's obvious that's not possible because you just comfirmed that you are a compound fool for calling me names.

And for your comparison, that was not the angle you were looking at. You compared them based on their CV. And to you what you listed was enough CV? Nonsense!!!

I only called u ur name..not names.

And as for the trying stuff..try harder next time. Ok.

endowednicky:
thank God am not a benin girl....

Refer to the question again dear.

Still waiting for your humble response.

NewsHub:
Seriously i don't get you. How did he win Lawan? Was he able to get majority support from the APC senators? That's when you know who has more control. It is not by aligning with the PDP. Your comparison is just too flat and makes no sense.

Mr dumbie..tinubu is d greatest political tactician or warefa. Anyone he brings out for a post always win.

I guess saraki defied that.that's d angle of comparism am looking at. Ok.

U garrit. Ok.

endowednicky:
guess you r 1 then?

Not really..just dat I have taste.
I DO benin girls to be precise.
Where are you from pretty.

I Thought that the igbos were only respected and known for their bussiness and money making prowess so we also rule in education. Wow

Before I read this post I already know say na igbo man he go be.

Biafra 1 Nigeria 0.


Modified. Igbo 1 Yoruba 0

endowednicky:
I hated that part where he said"I cover my yanch with the blood of Jesus" ,it didn't just rhyme @ all.......

Only a gay would understand that area..sorrie o.

Teeboy15:
Didn't jst watch it. Av watched it a dozen times, jst decided to open a thread on it now

The movie is over hyped and u av watched it a dozen times...hmmmm.

OduaVanguard:
You are right that it is a problem that Saraki defeated Lawan, his party's candidate. It is a problem for him (coz he will continue to have legitimacy issues owning to the way he he got the office -- via treachery and betrayal) and it is a problem for his party coz they will find it difficult to trust and work with him coz he's practically a PDP hostage -- without PDP Senators' support he's toast, and he knows it.

That's not really my point..
If tinubu were so great as u see him, why did saraki defeat his candidate( lawan ).
Tinubu is no god. He's notin but a wizard and a predator.

OduaVanguard:
Saraki's influence starts and ends in Kwara. Tinubu's extends beyond Lagos to cover the entire APC party machinery of the entire SW and beyond - you can't get the governorship ticket of the the 6 SW states of the APC without Tinubu's consent. Visit any high-ranking APC stalwart in the SW, especially Lagos, you will see Tinubu's picture all over the place in their office, even before you see the governor's.

The entire NW (with the largest number of elected Senate and HOR members) covet his support. He, more than any other single individual contributed more to the APC's political dominance today, besides Buhari. He single-handedly picked the VP.

It's an insult for you or the OP to compare both men. Saraki couldn't even get the endorsement of the majority of Senators elected on his party's platform to win the seat and had to resort to treachery and turning himself into a PDP stooge to attain the office. If he had influence he would command the loyalty of the majority of the senators of his own party.

Bottomline is that the PDP is using Saraki to remain relevant. He's practically a hostage of the PDP. Qed.

But saraki defeated his opponent Lawan.dats a problem.

anitank:
So because of the stress that comes with the new job, he should throw away better prospects and remain in a place where he has little or no future?? What makes a man in this life is his ability to handle challenges no matter how tough things get. I am a lady and I've handled far worse work stress than you can imagine, but I'm still on both feet! How much more a young man full of life and energy?

Op, I believe you already know what to do. There is always this fear of the unknown when you want to leave your job for another and it's okay to feel that way. But take that bold step now and deal with it like a man who knows what he's striving for, because it would be worth it at the end!

All the best

You are getting me wrong love...wat I said is dat a 70k job or even 90k job is not worth all the stress..moreover there's np security in dat job,he just doesn't know dat and over excitment is still playing games with him. Anyway if he really need d best of advice let him ask people that have worked in island that's the only way he would be on a right track..

Anambra rules. Nzogbu eyimba ehin.

I used to work in a bank at d island wit such pay too..lemme give a brotherly advice even 80k job sudnt temp u to leaving a 50k job witout stress for..I bet u those guys advicing u to work to d 70k offer haven't worked in d island.
I bet u dat u wud spend more than dat 15k estimate.
U wud comE back late in d nyt and still leave as early as 5am plus d stress in d work..am talking from experience dear..the multitude may not always be ryt dear.

You can call me on 08185060821.

ZeezaRapture:
oga steven you forgot to add Jarizod??
please help add him sir

Can I vote twice.

But no lives waS lost!

iamkingzlee:
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I just voted 4 u..
Best of luck..its ur funeral baby.

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Cc:Nljega

A real agent would not collect money from you.

I know this people very well, there's one at ojuelegba called Esther breakthrough, they would collect #2500 from job seekers and send them to their so called client and would give you a fake recommendation letter..which I opened on one occasion and saw that the content inside was that d firm would pay them 30% of my salary if am employed.

This is how this fake agents works, they gather all the job vacancies that they can lay their hands on both genuine and fake ones And would act as if they outsource for those agents..They would collect #2500 or 3k from u as a registration fee and would still want to take 30percent or all your salary for the first month even though they knew that your probability of been employed is very small...when you come back to them to complain that you were not employed or invited for interview they would send you to anoda clients...this they would continue until u are tired of going to them..d day I went there u can't imagine the number of people I met and they all collected #2500 from them.

Call me on this number for more clarification abt this agency stuff I have few I can recommend..08185060821.
Even ur pastor might not know all this..scammers are everywhere using different tricks..don't be a victim DEAR.

DjAndroid:
BROS ABEG I DEY SICK BED. LAFF WAN COMOT MY DRIP FOR MY HAND

SICK BED...Amen to that.

I thought Igbos were only known for their business and money making prowess..so we rule in academics too.

Igbo 5 yoruba 0.

innofyno:
When the taste of wine change, the drinking pattern change also

Bro..no pidgin version ni.

Pikin wey they carry for back no dey know say journey far.
English interpretation: things gotten on d pllatter of gold are least valued.

I get am before..no be property.
Englist interpretation: you can't give wat u don't have.

deejayALFY:
PDPiex SHULD JEX SHOT DA FUCKUP,, AFTERALL DEY PUT D NATION IN MEX...BABA PMB WE XPECT THOU TU TK GUD TYM IN REFIXIN N REBUILDIN OUR DEAR NAIJA FOR A BETTER TUMORO..CLIKE LYKS FOR BABA PMB IIF U SHARE SAME BLIV IN HIM...#TEAMCHANGE

Stop crying over the spilled milk bro.

!Nawa ooooo see correct English interpretation of NIGERIA PIDGIN PROVERBS,

*Craze no hard to form,na the trekking be wahala.
English translation: Easier said than done.

*No matter how hot your temper be,e no fit boil beans. English translation: Calm down, your temper won’t solve the problem

*Chicken wey run from Borno go Ibadan go still end up inside pot of soup.
English translation: You can’t run away from your destiny

*Today’s newspaper na tomorrow Suya wrap
English translation: Keep calm! Nothing lasts forever

*Cow wey dey in a hurry to go America go come back as corn beef
English translation: Just be patient. Let the game come to you. Don’t rush!

*Akara and moin moin get the same parent,na wetin dem pass through make dem different
English translation: How you start doesn’t matter, what matters is how you finish.

*Leave matter for Mathias and Sabi for Sabinus
English translation: Give everyone what they deserve.

*The difference between kpekere and plantain chips na packaging
English translation: Don’t judge based on appearance alone

*Escort me, Escort me, na im slave trade take start
English translation: Serious things sometimes start like a joke

*The water wey dem use take make eba can never be recovered.
English translation: Don’t cry over spilled milk.
*E don tey wey yansh dey back:
English translation; thers nothing new under the sun.
* Woman wey dey find pikin no dey wear pant sleep.
English translation: if uu need sometin, go for it.


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The cerebrant name na "T FIRE" u get mind to refuse his cult invitation..u get heart to attend his birthday..u get liver to wan tap current from his GF and even get gutz to reply them wen they slapped u...o boy, e be like say u belong.
R.I.P tho. U died at a sinful place and involved in a sinful act.