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 Nairaland General › Re: Happy New Year, Nairalanders by SteveOfu: 10:42am On Jan 01, 2020 |
Froshloaded:Thank you. |
| Romance › Re: Sharing Our Experiences In Past Relationships Let by SteveOfu(op): 10:40am On Jan 01, 2020 |
yemifez:Lol |
| Romance › Re: What's Stopping You From Dating A Nairalander? by SteveOfu(op): 10:39am On Jan 01, 2020 |
| Romance › Re: Sharing Our Experiences In Past Relationships Let by SteveOfu(op): 1:17pm On Dec 31, 2019 |
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| Romance › Re: What Has Been Broke Ever Taught You? by SteveOfu: 1:17pm On Dec 31, 2019 |
If sex is all you want, Make it clear. If you want a relationship, Make it clear. If you want somebody to talk to while your partner is acting up, Make it clear. Don't use people. Make it clear in the beginning and you won't have problems in the end. 4 Likes |
| Romance › Re: Dear Nigerian Ladies by SteveOfu(op): 1:17pm On Dec 31, 2019 |
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| Romance › Re: To Prince Charming, Though It Was A Dream by SteveOfu(op): 1:15pm On Dec 31, 2019 |
| Romance › Re: Getting Pregnant Before Marriage Is Now Becoming Acceptable By The Society. WHY? by SteveOfu(op): 1:15pm On Dec 31, 2019 |
frozen70:#fact. |
| Romance › Re: I Read A Post Somewhere That Talked About How Boring Ladies Are On Chats by SteveOfu(op): 11:40am On Dec 30, 2019 |
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| Romance › Re: To Prince Charming, Though It Was A Dream by SteveOfu(op): 11:39am On Dec 30, 2019 |
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| Romance › Sharing Our Experiences In Past Relationships Let by SteveOfu(op): 11:39am On Dec 30, 2019 |
Since we are are sharing our experiences in past relationships let me share mine.. Pls don't laugh... I remember when I was dating one guy like that ... Before we met in real life.... During our chat, any time uncle asks what I've eaten.. I will tell him I'm not hungry, how I'm not the foodie type, how I don't eat much... He will be begging me to eat... I will pretend not to really like food... I finally visited him after he's drop by my school to visit me severally... I decided it was my turn to visit... Reached his house... First day Met stew with chicken... I boiled white rice, ate and ate ehhhh.... I didn't know when I finished the meat in the stew�... Second day, I made oha soup.. I ate fufu 4 times that day.. Drank tea, All the small chops and fruits he used to decorate his fridge to impress me, I finished everything��... Third day, i was on the second plate of the spaghetti I made when I noticed uncle was squeezing face... When He couldn't hold it, He asked,dear I thought you said you don't eat much?? Me: ermmmm���,but you've always begged me to eat naa that's what I'm doing..BTW i don't want you to feel bad I did not eat in your place... Him: hmmm......you've finished everything in this house o... Uncle don't know as a student I'm always hungry, Not that I don't like food..its food I did not see to eat.. Well nobody should ask how we ended... The relationship ended to the glory of God. BTW this thing happened many many years ago, when I was a student... So future boo shoot your shot, no need to worry, I won't finish your food... Even this Pepsi I'm holding, It's doctor's prescription� 13 Likes |
| Romance › Re: Getting Pregnant Before Marriage Is Now Becoming Acceptable By The Society. WHY? by SteveOfu(op): 11:34am On Dec 30, 2019 |
 Alfather: |
| Romance › Re: Send A Christmas Shout-out To That Special Nairalander! by SteveOfu: 11:33am On Dec 30, 2019 |
Thank you very plenty Pusyiter: |
| Romance › Dear Nigerian Ladies by SteveOfu(op): 11:32am On Dec 30, 2019 |
As a woman If you are above 35 unmarried pls get pregnant and give birth to a child or children you can take care of single handedly, society will judge , people will condem you but non of them will help you out at old age!! Live your life 4 Likes |
| Romance › To Prince Charming, Though It Was A Dream by SteveOfu(op): 1:30pm On Dec 24, 2019 |
TO PRINCE CHARMING, THOUGH IT WAS A DREAM We were in a place that seemed like your house (because you introduced ur siblings) we all were watching a movie together and drinking, after some time,, your siblings went inside leaving I and you there in the sitting room, I started feeling sleepy at some point,, I den laid my head on your laps, you noticed I wasnt comfortable that way, so you carried me into the room, laid me properly on the bed,, put off the room white light and left the dim blue one,, then joined me in bed U started whispering somethings into my ears, told me how much I mean to you, you promised you were not going to leave no matter what happens, you said ever since we met, all you have known is happiness, and lots of other sweet things,, then you asked, what if my dad sees you, how will he feel,, I told you he is one kind of a weird man, but that when we get to that bridge, we would cross it, that for now, let's enjoy d moment U held my face up, started starring at me, you starred for long,, I started feeling uneasy and asked why you were just staring without saying a word,, you didnt talk, until you were done starring,, then you reassured me of your love again,told me I have nothing to fear or worry about,, I nodded,, wanted to lay down my head to sleep again,, you KISSED ME It felt like heaven Den you kissed me again,, this time, it was deep,,I wanted to pull out initially but you held me and whispered into my ears softly ' *Dont go anywhere, just allow the feeling flow,,enjoy this moment babygirl'*,, that was when I reciprocated the kiss and the rest was history I cant wait to feel this for real You guys shouldn't mind me, it's been long I felt this way NB: No shading or insults,,my mouth stinks pls |
| Romance › Re: Where Are You Spending Your Christmas? by SteveOfu: 12:58pm On Dec 24, 2019 |
mAD MAN totosucker: 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: What's Stopping You From Dating A Nairalander? by SteveOfu(op): 12:58pm On Dec 24, 2019 |
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| Romance › Re: I Read A Post Somewhere That Talked About How Boring Ladies Are On Chats by SteveOfu(op): 12:56pm On Dec 24, 2019 |
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| Romance › No Sex Until Marriage? Let Us Discuss, Is It Good Or Wrong Decision?? by SteveOfu(op): 12:53pm On Dec 24, 2019 |
No sex until marriage? let us discuss, is it good or wrong decision?? This is a delicate matter so I will calm down and explain this sex before marriage issue My elder sister was a virgin when she got married(she's married now with two kids tho)so I asked her how do you cope with being a virgin and everything she said that when she was still courting her husband she told her no sex before marriage and he agreed but she usually goes over to his house and cook for him and go home then one day she said let her sleep over...he agreed and he went to bathe my sister said when he went to bathe she intentionally opened the door and saw his manhood and the size too cause she didn't want stories that touches the heart...fast forward to in the night they slept in the same room and even cuddled each other but he didn't even attempt to have sex with her...she had dated this guy from her 3rd year in school so he waited for 2 years for my sister to graduate then married her ...she said her sex life is awesome her husband does it any way she wants and the way that will satisfy her Why am I typing this long note it's because of girls that said they don't want carrot size bla bla bla...am not here to start saying virginity is good or that Whether virgin or not sex before marriage is a sin no matter how this 21st century wants to cover up fornicating That you had sex before marriage dosent mean you will have a successful marriage neither having sex after marriage mean you will have a successful marriage it just means you are keeping the bed undefiled till after marriage and respecting God No matter how you sugarcoat it sex before marriage God frowns at it you can quote me wrong but the truth you know shall set you free but it will piss you off first No sex before marriage.... The person never buy something from jumia before, my dear yes sex before marriage is a sin according to bible but in this world we at living that is full of lies and deceit hmmm sex must happen before marriage ooo some of this guys have low sperm unt and firing BLANKS " IS THE WRONGEST DECISION TO MAKE" |
| Romance › Re: I Read A Post Somewhere That Talked About How Boring Ladies Are On Chats by SteveOfu(op): 9:29am On Dec 24, 2019 |
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| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Do You Need A Better Job 2020? Come in! Lets get you a job by SteveOfu: 9:28am On Dec 24, 2019 |
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| Romance › Re: Getting Pregnant Before Marriage Is Now Becoming Acceptable By The Society. WHY? by SteveOfu(op): 9:27am On Dec 24, 2019 |
wetiin Alfather: |
| Romance › Re: Getting Pregnant Before Marriage Is Now Becoming Acceptable By The Society. WHY? by SteveOfu(op): 9:25am On Dec 24, 2019 |
why? rosy1992: |
| Romance › Re: Getting Pregnant Before Marriage Is Now Becoming Acceptable By The Society. WHY? by SteveOfu(op): 9:23am On Dec 24, 2019 |
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| Romance › Re: The Kinds Of Compliment That Men Like To Hear More Often by SteveOfu(op): 9:15am On Dec 24, 2019 |
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| Romance › Re: Getting Pregnant Before Marriage Is Now Becoming Acceptable By The Society. WHY? by SteveOfu(op): 4:59pm On Dec 23, 2019 |
Yes bukatyne: |
| Romance › Re: Should She Tell Him About The Abortions History Before Getting Marriage? by SteveOfu(op): 4:59pm On Dec 23, 2019 |
ok Ebonygirl1: |
| Family › Re: Nairaland Christmas Giveaway by Twaci(2019 Edition) by SteveOfu: 4:59pm On Dec 23, 2019 |
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| Romance › Re: Should She Tell Him About The Abortions History Before Getting Marriage? by SteveOfu(op): 4:58pm On Dec 23, 2019 |
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| Health › Re: What's The Best Way To Treat Staphylococcus Infection? by SteveOfu: 4:58pm On Dec 23, 2019 |
it does not work otorvick: |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: ADVICE TO MEN In This Section by SteveOfu(op): 4:57pm On Dec 23, 2019 |
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| Romance › I Read A Post Somewhere That Talked About How Boring Ladies Are On Chats by SteveOfu(op): 12:04pm On Dec 23, 2019 |
So the other day, I read a post somewhere that talked about how boring Ladies are on chats. First off I'd like to point out that you shouldn't entirely paint the ladies black and leave the guys out coz most of them are in on this too. Some of we, guys don't know how to Kick start or even hold a conversation. You make it boring for her to continue even when she's telling you how bored she already is. Some of them come to most of this ladies inbox for the sole purpose of asking for pictures, meet ups [hook-ups] phone numbers even nudes too. Some be like "Have you eaten"?. Okay, What if she says she hasn't eaten? What next? Others go there with things like "hi babe, I like this your package".. Like seriously, if you were on the other end of this conversation, what would your reply be? Then there's the "hi angle" crew members... The "E" comes before the "L" you're welcome. Thing is, you might think she's boring because... ^ she may have other entertaining people in her inbox with whom she's conversing with at that same moment and your simple "Hi angel" doesn't cut it so you might want to up your game. ^ she's totally not into you. Yes you might be fine, handsome and even beautiful or rich but she's already gone through your profile picture/timeline and said to her self "no no, this one no work at all". ^she maybe a busy person that's usually tired or stressed and probably needs rest so she logs online with no desire to chat with anyone at all including you. ^she probably doesn't understand or not too conversant in English language so she replies sluggishly or with mono-syllabic replies like ok, okay, gud, kul... Or in worst cases, use smileys: Kings, the truth here is, we can only satisfy so much of the female race. Don't kill or belittle yourself in her inbox. If she doesn't reply your "hi" today, don't come back to reply yourself "hello" tomorrow ... Just Try to be smart with your conversations and innovative in your gists. I bet you, No lady can say no to intelligent conversations and gossips. Try this and thank me later. And before I forget "Send me your account number" works magic too 1 Like |
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