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PropertiesRe: How Much Will It Cost To Build This Kind Of Small Bungalow? Pictures by STEWpid(f):
Chai..







It all depends on the standard you want to portray;


You can spend 4 to 5m (manageable setting).

You can spend 8m on better standard, and you can still spend 10m + that's on a proper government allocated land plus building approval!


The way you spend in setting up the place will determine the activities you'll spend inside it.







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CrimeRe: Nigerian Police Clash With Indian Men In Heated Confrontation (video) by STEWpid(f): 5:54pm On Mar 24, 2024
sirray001:
India is better than shithole Nigeria
The tiniest of sense, you don't have it!?




No Nigerian complains about Nigeria, that his mind is off Nigeria!!





Chai..
CelebritiesRe: Miracle Igbokwe Graduates From Aviation School As He Becomes A Certified Pilot by STEWpid(f): 12:38pm On Mar 24, 2024
enemyofprogress:
you miss am abi. Carry your eyes comot for him body. Go look for another man marry
Enemy of Progress.





Chai..
CelebritiesRe: Miracle Igbokwe Graduates From Aviation School As He Becomes A Certified Pilot by STEWpid(f): 11:46am On Mar 23, 2024
Chai..




Milaku

CrimeRe: Man Arrested In The US For Allegedly Eating Leg From Victim Of Train Accident by STEWpid(f):
Chai..



So, he was eating the leg RAw??

Definitely, we need to employ Clifford to eat this strange person!


Nairaland GeneralRe: How To Survive This Current Situation In Nigeria by STEWpid(f): 5:05pm On Mar 22, 2024
24hrUplift:
1. Don't take it personally, it's a general problem affecting everybody. Don't go and be displaying your unclothedness in the bank, those who did didn't get shishi.

2. Suspend all your projects for now until things normalize. Don't kill yourself because you have set a target for yourself.

3. The most important thing now is feeding and health. It's not bad if you touch your savings at this time to survive.

4. Reduce going about to places that are not very important.

5. Stop the unnecessary show of affluence and you don't have to impress anyone now. If you cannot maintain your standard please reduce it for now. If you don't eat meat this time you won't die.

6. Avoid bad and shocking news if you can, especially if you already have high blood pressure. Instead listen to good music, watch comedies and laugh out stress.

7. This is not the time to forsake God or get discouraged in serving God. In fact this is the time to *serve God more*

8. Always know that this time will still come and pass like *CORONA VIRUS* etc.  Don't kill yourself because your tomorrow is far better than your today.

We will conquer this one too by the special grace of God, Amen

ALWAYS KNOW THAT TOUGH TIMES NEVER LAST BUT TOUGH PEOPLE LIKE YOU AND I DO.

Wishing us all a wonderful day.
Number 5,



You must be a mad boy, even though girls run something badder!



Ok.



CelebritiesRe: Michael Jackson's Son Blanket Sues Grandmother Katherine Over Estate Issue by STEWpid(f):
Chai..



The Asian Blanket wouldn't be good for the 93 year old to sleep in bed.

We need the boy here in Naijay-Area make few girls beatam small. He doesn't have respect for his 93year old grannie.


BusinessRe: Does Naira Appreciation Against Dollar Ensure Price Reduction? by STEWpid(f): 7:47am On Mar 22, 2024
Chai..



Even when it's supposed to come down, Naijay-Areans in business will never agree.


CrimeRe: Police Arrest Soldier For Stabbing Kwara DPO by STEWpid(f): 7:41am On Mar 22, 2024
Chai..




Naijay-Area,,


Esprit de corp has been murdered!

CrimeRe: Suspected Cultists Kill Pregnant Woman, Husband In Delta by STEWpid(f): 7:33am On Mar 22, 2024
Chai..




The State of Delta,,.






E don cast,, e don cast?

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Don..
Cast..
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EducationRe: It's Only In Madonna University That Girls Graduate As Virgins - Founder, Edeh by STEWpid(f):
Chai..





Youdonminit!!


Those girls wey spoil like mumu?

Is virgin test conducted on them during admission to be sure of the kind of life they've lived after secondary school?


Girls are virgins, not because of their school but because of who they are.

Some girls have the natural capabilities to remain faithful, while some - even when they go to heaven - will still look for ways to codedly corrupt the angels with the offer of poosie!!



BusinessRe: Access Holdings To Acquire National Bank Of Kenya Limited by STEWpid(f): 7:36am On Mar 21, 2024
Chai..


Imagine the Audacity!

Access Holdings don make money for Naijay-Areans

CareerRe: Nigerian Senior Soldier Threatens Junior For Addressing Him As "Officer" by STEWpid(f):
Chai..



...and one Lieutenant Colonel, two Majors, one Captain were among the military personnels that were just slaughtered in the recent incidence at Ughelli South of Delta State.


Similar scenario is the reason you'll hear that a junior personnel opened fire at his senior, killing him instantly.

...when intimidation becomes too much to bear!!


It is expected that our galant men and officers in the military are professional in both their internal and external conducts!!


Who are they??


Jobs/VacanciesRe: Deloitte 2024 Graduate Recruitment by STEWpid(f): 4:33pm On Mar 20, 2024
Chai..



I know it's the same bullshitticus!!


At least they tried on this one.

TenGOD the age limit is not 21, so more people will have the opportunity to apply.

...but politician bigmen don already fill the space with their friends kids and political loyalists, so applying is really a bullshitticus!

I was expecting to also see;

- You must have 17 years of cognate experience and must not be more than 21 years old as a graduate.






Naijay-Area!!

CrimeRe: Police Arrest Driver With 11 Wraps Of Indian Hemp In Edo by STEWpid(f):
Chai..




The young man is just a hustler locale; it shouldn't make the news!!

They should go after those robbing their future generations of their destiny.


This is bullshitticus!!!

BusinessRe: Fire At Idumota Market by STEWpid(f): 10:41am On Mar 20, 2024
Chai..





Fire bandits operating in Naijay-Area.


Rain, please coman help eliminate the fire bandits.

Science/TechnologyRe: Fantastic Four: 4 Nigerian Teenage Girls Invent Urine-Powered Generator by STEWpid(f): 1:36pm On Mar 19, 2024
slimjohn2k5:
Is it male or female urine
No,

Na heavily pregnant woman urine.









Chai..
PropertiesRe: Roofing Sheet Price List In Nigeria (2020 Vs 2024) by STEWpid(f): 10:13am On Mar 19, 2024
Chai..




It's getting harder to build a house.

Some will no longer realize their dream of building a house.



Chai..

RomanceRe: "Men Are Scum" Association Members Now Getting Married, Nigerian Lady Cries Out by STEWpid(f): 6:32pm On Mar 18, 2024
Chai..



Do not be deceived.


Those who are bitter about men are actually the ones dieing codedly for men.

Some only express that personality to feel that they're strong;

In the real sense, they're actually broken!!


May God heal their wounds.

Amin.

BusinessRe: Billions Of Naira Lost As Fire Guts Sokoto Central Market by STEWpid(f):
Chai..


Sokwoto kofornor ate with Alumajiri,

Next thing is fire incident at the central market,

Dat one no be bad luck?




Sorry to the victims who lost money.


PhonesRe: Xpressverify Has Access To Nigerians’ NIN, Data & Is Making Money From It by STEWpid(f):
Chai..


Dan Buha 1 of El-Sudani and his co looters who looted Naijay-Area to it's highest supreme.


Awon olobuuku.




TenGOD for Tinoubou.

Nwa Chukwu Abiama Okike.


Christianity EtcRe: Why Do Most People Fear Death, Yet It's The Way To Heaven? by STEWpid(f):
Chai..


Never mind all those religious bullshitticus!!


At a time when YOU're already dead, it would seem as if YOU were never born.


...YOUR experiences and expectations, YOUR joy and sadness, the day YOU ate and did not eat, YOUR fights and furies, YOUR elegance, YOUR habits..

Will all disappear like YOU never lived!

YOU that likes causing pain to subject others, YOU will soon die too - it's not a curse, it's a fact!!



Please people, don't waste any second being a sadist!!

Life is a dream,

Life, really beyond our knowing.

Life, ephemeral they say.

CrimeRe: DHQ Vows To Release Bandits Leaders’ Names, Photos by STEWpid(f): 8:07am On Mar 17, 2024
Chai..


Why vow?

...like say person dey beef DHQ.

Do your job!

Christianity EtcRe: Methodist Church Claims ₦35M Damages For Collapsed Mast On Pastor’s Residence by STEWpid(f):
Chai..


The mast owner should do quick and give the N35m to God for the damages. Jah requires that it should be paid for the Ministry's advancement and growth.




Hope the kparstor was not laying, in-the-form-of-deliverance, on top of those raun-raun (f) species, that Jah wanted to use this strike to wipe him koboko?


Kosi oun tun tun l'abe orun mo.


Music/RadioRe: ODUMODUBLACK FT. Tiwa Savage - 100 Million (Official Video) by STEWpid(f): 1:26pm On Mar 15, 2024
Chai..



Thank goodness for entertainment,

Work and reasoning can be so overwhelming on the brain at times!!


TravelRe: 60 Migrants Feared Drowned Crossing Mediterranean From Libya by STEWpid(f):
Chai..



Certain risks are not worth it.

Look inward and invest your ambition.

Don't look for billions at once!; Go local - you should find your feet!!


E hard, e hard, people are still making money in Naijay-Area. Some pipu no even know say country hard - I'm even talking about ordinary people.

Don't prepare yourself as a sour Candy 🍬 for the fishes because you would have been drained of some water and blood before falling in.

It is really sad to see your ambition die before you.

That's really hell fire.


PetsRe: My Experience With Pet Parrots I Bought Today But Had To Give Them Away by STEWpid(f): 7:17pm On Mar 14, 2024
Chai..
EducationRe: Tinubu Transmits Students Loan Bill 2024 To House Of Reps For Enactment by STEWpid(f): 4:02pm On Mar 14, 2024
Chai..



Engrave your name in the sands of time!

RomanceRe: I've Washed My Hands From Anything Nigerian Girls. by STEWpid(f): 9:06pm On Mar 13, 2024
DevilsEqual:
I have seen u texted in English, Yoruba and Igbo and I must say for sure that your use of words is outta the world

Your comments are usually funny to me too
Thanks.

RomanceRe: I've Washed My Hands From Anything Nigerian Girls. by STEWpid(f): 4:12am On Mar 13, 2024
Karlifate:
If a man lacks discernment, he will marry a woman who barely loves him.

The issue is, most men find it hard to face reality cos a woman who's not into you will show you hundreds of signs.

To accept or ignore reality is up to you.
💯


Some dudes will say she's "playing hard to get" grin
uzomakanaki,
Vintage9999.

Read from Karlifate above 🙄.




This life na cassette wey dey play.






Chai..
RomanceRe: I've Washed My Hands From Anything Nigerian Girls. by STEWpid(f): 4:04am On Mar 13, 2024
Vintage9999:
women don't love men. They don't have the capacity to love. Respect/appreciation is the ultimate for a man, and his ex fiancée showed none of those towards him
Were you there?


At times, what you give in is what you get out.


Something must be off/disinteresting about the young man to the lady in particular!!







Chai..
Foreign AffairsRe: Japa: UK Unemployment Situation Worsens by STEWpid(f):
Bullshitticus!


What will now happen to those who have sold their heaven on earth just to move to the UK?


A lot of Nigerians have become destitutes over there!!







Japada (run back) syndrome loading...









Chai..

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