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Sports / Re: FIFA Releases World Cup Golden Ball Nominees by stilphunky: 1:42am On Jul 13, 2014
Robben.
Muller
Phones / Re: Do You Still Remember Xtracool? by stilphunky: 12:56am On Jul 13, 2014
Dem days when boiz used to hang around the hostel like bats. Days wen boiz used to sleep during day so that they could be up btw 12.30-5.00; not to read oooo!
cheesy grin

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Celebrities / Re: Pictures From Kefee’s Service Of Songs by stilphunky: 11:43pm On Jul 11, 2014
May her soul rest in peace.
Sports / Re: Brazil Vs Germany: World Cup 2014 Semi-final (1 - 7) On 8th July 2014 by stilphunky: 11:00pm On Jul 08, 2014
This is really humiliating for Brazil, not just as the host country but being a semifinal match. Infact this game was a training session for Germany. Wondering what likes of Pele and Ronaldo felt as they watched this game. No be small tin ooo!!

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Nairaland / General / Re: Policeman Returns N150,000 Recovered From Robbers by stilphunky: 9:34am On Jul 21, 2013
What an commendable act in this our naija of today, this man should be honoured. wink wink
Food / Re: As A Bachelor Do You Cook? by stilphunky: 11:22pm On Jun 01, 2013
Sure, no big deal. Personally prefer cooking to eating out. It's more hygienic, at least one knows what he is eating.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: UCL: Dortmund Vs Real Madrid (4 - 1) On 24th April, 2013 by stilphunky: 9:09pm On Apr 24, 2013
E be lyk say na d germans turn to flex dis champions league ooo, spain time don pass.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: UCL: Dortmund Vs Real Madrid (4 - 1) On 24th April, 2013 by stilphunky: 8:31pm On Apr 24, 2013
Madrid's mural seem to have been boosted due to this equalizer.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: UCL: Dortmund Vs Real Madrid (4 - 1) On 24th April, 2013 by stilphunky: 8:29pm On Apr 24, 2013
Wow! An equalizer from Ronaldo!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: UCL: Dortmund Vs Real Madrid (4 - 1) On 24th April, 2013 by stilphunky: 8:16pm On Apr 24, 2013
You fit watch am on top nairaland now.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: UCL: Dortmund Vs Real Madrid (4 - 1) On 24th April, 2013 by stilphunky: 8:14pm On Apr 24, 2013
Samelfisha: Abeg were i go watch d match
NYSC / Re: Location Of Various NYSC State Camps. by stilphunky: 5:06am On Jul 02, 2012
Okoya: Lagos camp is @ ipaja...
Very easy...
Jst take a bus from d capital of Lagos(Ikeja) to iyana ipaja..
When u get to iyan ipaja... Take a bus to agege or iyapaja..
Alight @ nysc camp...
It's walkable from iyana ipaja
Okay, how about for someone just entering lagos. Is there a way of going to the camp without having to go all the way to ikeja?
NYSC / Re: Nysc Batch B 2012 (the Big House) by stilphunky: 3:12pm On Jun 30, 2012
bukahands: Finally UNN has given us our callup letters o, I GOT posted to wait, lemme verify LAGOS ooo, LASGIDI where ma people at
FINALLY!! Congrats, see u in camp bro. My 2go user: bagz20
NYSC / Re: Nysc Batch B 2012 (the Big House) by stilphunky: 2:57pm On Jun 30, 2012
ab.Y:
i have collected d tins i needed from my sch and i intend to go to NYSC camp from here but i'm wit my laptop,please do they laptops in camp?
They got no issue with ur lappy, it's just 4 u 2 kip it safe becos BADTTT GUYS full camp.
NYSC / Re: Nysc Batch B 2012 (the Big House) by stilphunky: 2:20pm On Jun 30, 2012
silat: I was posted 2 rivers,my choice. Got my call up letter too. Happy for those of γ̥ợ̣̣̇̇̇υ̲̣̥ dat got ur choice 2, n for those dat dint, God has better plans 4 γ̥ợ̣̣̇̇̇υ̲̣̥. Wish γ̥ợ̣̣̇̇̇υ̲̣̥ all a safe trip 2 ur various destinations.
A BIG AMEN. Congrats
NYSC / Re: Nysc Batch B 2012 (the Big House) by stilphunky: 2:09pm On Jun 30, 2012
Hello house. Guys na Lagos tinz ooo. Where my Lasgidi coleagues at.
NYSC / Re: Nysc Batch B 2012 (the Big House) by stilphunky: 2:07pm On Jun 30, 2012
ujchief:
the first time i saw ur post in this house, u were advicing us to go to camp wit condoms and birth control pills. GOD knew ur mind from onset, so he sent u to zamfara to save ur soulgrin.
Sharia thingsgrin. I heard they cut ur arm if u steal and cut ur d!.c.k if u strafgringringrin. For once, i dont feel ur painsgrin. Gold circle and postino2 all the waygringrin
lolzzzz
NYSC / Re: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by stilphunky: 12:23am On Jun 11, 2012
bukkylois:
Amen oh, it happened so close to my house, d noise was deafening, broke most of the windows in my house, am so grateful to God for d safety
bukkylois:
Amen oh, it happened so close to my house, d noise was deafening, broke most of the windows in my house, am so grateful to God for d safety
bukkylois:
Amen oh, it happened so close to my house, d noise was deafening, broke most of the windows in my house, am so grateful to God for d safety
Thank God for your life o. You know those straying glasses and bits of explosives are enough to inflict great injury.
NYSC / Re: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by stilphunky: 12:15am On Jun 11, 2012
hey phunky... u just joinin us? u in batch B? then welcome to your family!!![/quote] Affirmative to all questions. Thanks
NYSC / Re: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by stilphunky: 12:10am On Jun 11, 2012
smiley
Ezemarcel: welcm bro but it is all sun here...
[color=#990000] Thanks man
NYSC / Re: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by stilphunky: 7:58am On Jun 09, 2012
Hello honourable coleaguez u guyz are doin a wondaful job and it seemz the pagez keep multiplying at an increazing rate, nothing do una sha. Me iz d latest recruit. Lolz. One luv guyz @mykejonez O boy thiz rain no come eazy o. But am unda my blanketz sha.
Phones / Re: Drop Your Mozat Pin Here: by stilphunky: 12:42am On Jan 24, 2012
Mine is: M1R722
Jokes Etc / Re: Fares Back To Lagos Or Ph by stilphunky: 4:59pm On Jan 05, 2012
@Rakel  D winches dem neva dey recruite so dat u sef go join make u sef hammer (shine ur eyes well, make u no dull yaself). Dat one fit b ur own share of d national chin chin.
Jokes Etc / Re: Fares Back To Lagos Or Ph by stilphunky: 4:47pm On Jan 05, 2012
rakel05 link=topic=839478.msg9901009#msg9901001325774364:

i go price horse ,d say na 1.5millon naira grin grin grin
but wen i price witches d said 500naira per night to anywhere u wan go grin grin grin grin
even london grin grin
             LWKMD, Dis one na time 4 winch dem to hammer oo!
Jokes Etc / Re: Fares Back To Lagos Or Ph by stilphunky: 4:37pm On Jan 05, 2012
Me don start importation of camels and rams into naija o incase anybody dey interested to buy make him hala me instead make him go cotonou go buy. However if ur moni no do to buy no wahala, d hiring rates no high at all.
Celebrities / Re: Blackface Forcefully Ejected From Apartment (Pic) by stilphunky: 8:27pm On Dec 05, 2011
Folks claim blackface is a talented and good song writer, dunno about that. Personally i don't enjoy his music, just ITS A HARD LIFE and one other track so far. But i think also he hasn't got the voice too compared to tuface and face.
Jokes Etc / Re: 09141 Killer Phone Call by stilphunky: 2:09pm On Sep 16, 2011
I been dey try flash the number sef,d tin been no gree go.

sad
Education / Re: University Of Benin Orders Immediate Closure Over Impending Boko Haram Bombing by stilphunky: 10:04am On Sep 15, 2011
This Boko Haram thing that started like play is turning into somthing else o.
Romance / Re: Who Owns A Woman's Body. Her Boyfriend Or Future Husband? by stilphunky: 9:47am On Sep 15, 2011
@Topic The husband has the final share. Lets be mathematical here. If five boyfriends were involved before mr husband came along and each one taking 5% each. Mr husband is left with 75%, however mr husband musn't be bothered and should be satisfied with his 75% final share cos he also must have had his own extra 5% shares from other girlfriends before MADAM came along.




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