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PoliticsRe: Alex Otti Files Cross-Appeal, Faults Abia Appeal Court Ruling by stitcheD(m): 9:21pm On Jan 17, 2016
Lawyers should please break down his reasons for filling an appeal please.
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Threatened To Put Me In A ‘Hole’ – Oshiomhole by stitcheD(m): 7:02pm On Jan 15, 2016
rolchi:
If Governor Adams Oshiomole really said this......then he is petty petty petty petty pettier pettier pettier pettiest pettiest pettiest! Absolutely so so so so and very very very very petty.
He doesn't realize he's no longer in the morning opposition. It's an APC syndrome.
FamilyRe: Am Fed Up With My Dad! by stitcheD(m): 2:03pm On Jan 04, 2016
The most difficult role to play is that of a father. If you are too soft things will go wrong. If you are strict you are a dictator and nobody loves you. Had the same issues with my dad and I felt the same way then. He hasn't changed much but being a father today makes me see things from his perspective and actually appreciate him. OP..... Pray for your father and try to become the man he wants you to be cos one day, you'll be standing where he his standing today .
FamilyRe: Girls night out discussions by stitcheD(m): 1:36am On Jan 07, 2014
Baby mama: I even saw the man of God yesterday at a gathering and hugged him to say happy new year and my mind went to that day,over a decade ago
I hope he has forgotten about it
You wish
FamilyRe: Girls night out discussions by stitcheD(m): 1:34am On Jan 07, 2014
Baby mama: Loverboy wanted Njide and she knew it,she could see it in his eyes when they talked and laughed in the living room,she had been in love a few times and can read the eyes of a man smitten.
As she lay on the bed,she thought about her fiance Okey who was away in Kaduna working in a bank.Six months ago she had kissed him goodbye but unbeknown to Okey,her love for him was fading and she hadn't the courage to tell him.
Then suddenly the door opened and in came loverboy she adjusted herself on the bed and he sat beside her,looked deep into her eyes,she smiled,he leaned over and kissed her on the lips,she responded well then he held her very close to his chest then kissed her on the forehead,on her neck,he nibbled gently at her right ear and caressed her ample bosoms and said in the most soothing voice that he loved her from the first day he set his eyes on her.
Njide's heart raced,she wanted him to stop,for 2 years she had been celibate,keeping herself for marriage,but today her flesh had won over the desires of her Spirit .

As the morning lights shone through the windows,she got up,took a shower,dressed up,loverboy walked her to the end of the street,hailed down a cab and she waved him goodbye.
That was the beginning of their love affair.



Theirs was the sort of romance you read in story books.
It developed very quickly
Loverboy was determined to make Njide his wife and in a few short weeks it was clear to all that they had become an item.She had a key to his flat,came and went when she pleased,her picture graced his nightstand so it didn't come as a surprise one afternoon when he popped the question in the most ordinary way.
It was a Saturday morning barely 6 weeks after their first date, the sun was shinning brightly,Njide had come by with a bag of groceries to cook some soup and stew when she met loverboy handwashing his clothes in the backyard.
He looked up,quite delighted by her presence and greeted her with a hug.
Njide dropped her bags on the floor and sat on the railing close by while they chatted and laughed.
He had on a pair of boxers, blue and white stripped boxers and a white T shirt.

Then in the middle of a story as she talked and gesticulated in her usual manner,
he looked up at her and said "Njide,I would like to marry you"
Njide laughed and pulled his leg a little by saying No,adding that he couldn't be serious.
From the first date,it was apparent to her that loverboy wanted her for a life partner,all his plans and conversations after that seemed to include her, so the "formal" proposal was not at all a surprise.Even if he'd never said those words,she wouldn't be shocked if he'd just gone ahead and fixed a wedding date.
That was how sure things were.
He knew she was joking when she said no
That no was a yes


Still loving him cool
Women ehn . To the last detail you guys will remember every every. To the stripped boxers. cool
HealthRe: Photographer Captures Baby Fresh From Its Mother's Womb by stitcheD(m): 2:05pm On Dec 24, 2013
Every new born baby is beautiful. The process of birth itself whether surgery or via vagina is wonderful. And that first cry.... wow
HealthRe: Photographer Captures Baby Fresh From Its Mother's Womb by stitcheD(m): 1:57pm On Dec 24, 2013
xynerise: The vagi'na is indeed one of the wonders of the world. grin
That's a birth via surgery
FamilyRe: I Love My Husband,but I Am Loosing Trust. by stitcheD(m): 8:00am On Dec 20, 2013
Most people especially men don't know what they have until they loose it. There are things a man takes for granted from his wife that a gf can never provide apart from inter course. Great company, prayer warrior and/or partner, massaging your ego, checking up on and picking up after one the list goes on. You have to make him realise he has his own duties too. If he doesn't change, withdraw those benefits let him wake up. If you continue giving excuses for him, he will never change. And it will definitely get worse. He loves both of you but there's a reason he chose you instead of waiting 2 years. Make him realise that. And get him involved in domestic chores even if it's sitting in the kitchen and chatting with you whilst you do your stuff. You have to lay the ground rules now. And if you're not working, , please get a job no matter how lowly paid it is. It makes you less dependent even if it's a fraction, and of course, enhances your dignity. Good luck and God's grace
PhonesRe: New Glo Data Plans For Smartphones by stitcheD(m): 1:52pm On Dec 17, 2013
freebreezeyz: the downtime I experience aint funny at all! and wen I complained to them, d call center lady advised I switch off and switch on my phone. now consider how many times u wld have to be doing that. hmm.....
Downtime for which network?
RomanceMy Wife Dislikes My Being With My Family by stitcheD(op): 7:40pm On Dec 16, 2013
We always argue anytime I have to visit my siblings. Early this year my younger sister had a child dedication outside the town, my travelling there was wahala. I couldn't come back the next day as promised, I called and explained to her that I can't drive the distance but I might as well have kept it to my self. Next Day I came back, food sef she no keep for me.
Now my sibling's want to plan a reunion with her and she is on the war path again. It's not as if I dissuade her from seeing or associating with her
Siblings. Honestly, I'm fed up
HealthRe: Medical Doctors Begin Nationwide Strike Wednesday by stitcheD(m): 4:16pm On Dec 16, 2013
revolt: truth be told, these ASUU nma etc are greedy people.
if their strike would affect, the aristocrats, I'd understand.
lecturers have kept our children at home for 6months, not minding they're destroying phrase future generation, if they'd experienced these sort of strikes during their school days, I'm sure most of them wouldnt be lecturers. now these doctors have private hospitals,(which is the sole reason our medical sector is camatose ), they'd prefer to nurture these capitalist ventures to the detriment of the govt hospitals. I've read somewhere that not everybody with good grades in US , can study medicine, Cos they go through a series of psychological tests, to know if they're psychological built for medical profession. medicine isn't capitalism or profit making, it's philanthropy. irrespective of the fact that renumeration could Foster motivation, this discipline isn't a profit venture, same with education.
it's immoral and irresponsible for doctors to say they're not working Cos they want a raise. so let the people die.
so in a conflict situation, these guys can't operate, ie war or crises, they'd probably be asking for raise then.

I've come to realise why the blackman never invents or improves on anything, his values are warped.
These doctors even with their good paypackages hardly research or improve in medical practices, (if not explain to me why people travel to poor India to get better services @ far Cheaper rates). All they want is money, money.

Beastly human beings
CLOWN
Doctor no be the same market im dey go with you? His job now is philanthropy. Have you ever heard of NGO? And you are comparing India to Nigeria? SMDH
PhonesRe: My Fake Samsung Galaxy S3 (N20k) by stitcheD(m): 8:41pm On Dec 14, 2013
Bought an I phone 4s last year from a lady her husband was in Germany. Said the husband brought it back for her from Germany and that she was selling because her kids were rough and bla bla bla bla. Bottom line l paid 40k for a chinko. When I couldn't download videos, push email, and a crappy camera, I knew I've been ****ed. Na better shop I run go this on after then
RomanceRe: Men And Women Need This: The Incredible Truth About The Penís by stitcheD(m): 2:41pm On Dec 07, 2013
Seriously hilarious.
CrimeRe: Transgender Nigerian Claims She Was Jailed For Being Gay by stitcheD(m): 6:39pm On Nov 22, 2013
Hornyboo0bz: How do we expect our kids to be good?
Ben10 can change into 10 demons
Tarzan is always half naked
Tom and Jerry are always fighting
Cinderella comes back home at midnight
Pinocho lies all the time
Aladdin is the king of
thieves
Batman drives at
320mph:s
Sleeping Beauty is a lazy girl
Rapunzel allows men to climb in through her
window and Snow White is living with 7 guys.
grin grin grin grin grin
CelebritiesRe: I Can't Forget The First Time I Made Love To My Wife- Omotola's Husband Says by stitcheD(m): 1:46pm On Nov 12, 2013
Men your wife going to work and you know she's going to be kissed and fondled by another man or woman as the case may be get as e be o.
The guy dey try sha. Its definitely not for me.
PoliticsRe: Chime Attempts To Eject Wife From State House "Detention" by stitcheD(m): 7:35pm On Nov 11, 2013
[quote author=tpia@]Ok, as per the womanizing, i saw a rejoinder where the governor denied the stories, so what exactly is the truth here?[/quote]You won't expect him to Agree but it is a common knowledge in enugu.
PoliticsRe: Chime Attempts To Eject Wife From State House "Detention" by stitcheD(m): 7:31pm On Nov 11, 2013
touchmeder: Look at this fine woman?
Its such a damn shame what is happening to her. Why cant she get medical help abroad when her husband apparently has the money? Didn't he go for treatment abroad himself? Abi dem use this woman tie one thing for tree? Is her health in place of another person's own? huh
God have mercy. undecided
Apart from being fine, what other thing is she bringing to the table? You marry a womaniser and hope your fine face would keep him at home? You enter through a door and want to shut it, you should have a special key.
PoliticsRe: Chime Attempts To Eject Wife From State House "Detention" by stitcheD(m): 7:24pm On Nov 11, 2013
[quote author=Law-confessor]I am sure i have not said so honey.[/quote]They got married after he became governor and she knew he is a womaniser. Infact that is the root cause of her insanity.
PoliticsRe: Chime Attempts To Eject Wife From State House "Detention" by stitcheD(m): 5:17pm On Nov 11, 2013
[quote author=Lady Excellency]The Governor don't have the right to send her to her family home unceremoniously. She is not a piece of furniture.

The Governor was required to give her the freedom she desires or accept her request for medical rehabilitation overseas or at worst file for divorce.

The governor should file for a divorce? No be she dey talk about freedom? Did the governor say he wants a divorce? If you are not married I hope you learn a lesson from this drama. Awuf dey run belle
Nairaland GeneralRe: How Did You Spend Your Today Sunday [my Pics For Today Outing] by stitcheD(m): 4:13pm On Nov 11, 2013
begwong: Is that that your yellow friend abi na albino from asia?
how much nigeria brewery pay you and the mod to move this thr*sh to FP
angry
Xenophobia full nairaland o. How can people, naijapeople o be making this kind of joke and the mods siddon dey look? It's so sad.
Seun needs to sit up o
CrimeRe: Judges On The Run As Gunmen Invade Court In Anambra by stitcheD(m): 11:42am On Nov 09, 2013
mu2sa2: SE, den of armed robbers and bandits. Somebody says NE is safer than SE even with bh violence.
You are a sad one. If you like don't start praying for normalcy to return to the North.
CelebritiesRe: FINALLY: [photo] Wizkid And Jude Okoye Wants You To See Their Illuminati Sign by stitcheD(m): 10:24pm On Nov 08, 2013
Oahray: Do you bother trying to understand before you hit quote, or are you just showing off your bb fontz?
My brother I tire o huh huh
CrimeRe: Robbers Kill Traders At Alaba Market by stitcheD(m): 4:27pm On Nov 08, 2013
My peeps should grow up.
As far as I'm concerned, this na ritual aka ogwu ego. He may not have gone to a ritualist but how do you explain a business man running a biz without e banking?
Why would you move large sums of money with police escort? ! You be govt?
My own backyard biZ if you don't accept a cheque for large money transfer forgerrit. Before small boys carry me shine.
BusinessRe: Woolsworth Set To Exit Nigeria. by stitcheD(m): 3:43pm On Nov 08, 2013
They should go joor! Haba! Local industries no go thrive again?
CareerRe: Are Indian Bosses In Nigeria That Bad??? by stitcheD(m): 10:02pm On Nov 06, 2013
indianin9ja: I read somewhere that it's an evolutionary thing to prefer light-skinned females. Because they can make more Vitamin A with their skin so the fetus has a better chance of being healthy during pregnancy.
Stop using science to back your fantasy cool cool
Nairaland GeneralRe: A Documentary On Nairaland--- In Pictures!! by stitcheD(m): 9:36pm On Nov 06, 2013
[quote author=ogugua88][/quote]Awwwwwwwww. Touching
..... really.
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Is The Hardest Question You've Ever Been Asked? by stitcheD(m): 4:31pm On Nov 06, 2013
morenath: My phisics teacher asked us to explain why ice is sllipery with a promise to reward anyone dat get the answer with a scholarship abroad and since then till now I can't provide answer....am still willing to know why ice is sllipery till date
Physics
Slippery
That
Gets
An
I am
FoodRe: Can Eating Yams Really Give You Twins? by stitcheD(m): 4:18pm On Nov 06, 2013
Lilimax: You've answered the question.
It's just one ot these superstitious belief undecided
Op is right. In medicine,western Nigeria is attributed to having the highest percentage of twin pregnancies. And the chief suspect is yam of course because of the phytoestrogens op mentioned.
BusinessRe: The Owner Of N800,000 Collected His Money & Rewarded Me With N20,000 by stitcheD(m): 4:00pm On Nov 06, 2013
freakybaby: 20k out of 800k shocked shocked cheesy cheesy Na wa ooooo.....some people stingy shaaa lipsrsealed ...I guess d OP would have been disappointed at d 20k he got cheesy cheesy cheesy ...God bless u shaaaa......u did well grin
Na loonger throat go nab you guys. You guys don't even know what the money was meant for. Abi una wan make op carry the whole money? Back to plan A
Nairaland GeneralRe: A Documentary On Nairaland--- In Pictures!! by stitcheD(m): 2:46pm On Nov 06, 2013
BusinessRe: Youwin Business Competition 2013 by stitcheD(m): 12:01pm On Nov 06, 2013
blink182: I have noticed a trend among the top success stories. Despite the grant sum being listed as between N1-10m, they seem to all have proposals costing under N5m and we really do not have access to other contestants to know the highest grant sum given.
This present programme my wife and i got 10 million. But we already had a business that we wanted to expand. For a new business to get the max will be a tough job because you will be expected to turn it over in a year.

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