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PoliticsRe: Nigerians Are Wondering Why Jacob Zuma Now Has A Statue In Their Country - CNN by stoneaustin(m): 8:14am On Oct 17, 2017
Ironically our leaders don't patronize our own, since he wants to criminalize his state, he should have opted for Abacha, Ibori, Diezani or Dino...





Nigerians are the most gullible people I know.
#ourmumujuststart
EducationRe: #throwbackfriday....reminiscing Life In Uniben by stoneaustin(m): 7:07am On Feb 10, 2017
Hailings to all the Common room thieve.... if those guys existed during the reign of Jesus, they would have stollen his miracles from him!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I Just Got A Job by stoneaustin(m): 4:23pm On Jan 22, 2016
congrats boss!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Fresh Recruitment Opportunities For Graduates by stoneaustin(m): 1:20pm On Jan 05, 2016
I smell something shaa
Jokes EtcRe: Hilarious Photo!!!!.......when You Give Your Wife #200 To Cook Jollof Rice And F by stoneaustin(m): 9:14pm On Jan 03, 2016
I go eat d rice then call her make she come help me eat the fish shikina! wahala go dey if she nor finish am! lolzZ!
EducationRe: Do You Know The Answer? Brainteaser... by stoneaustin(m): 5:41am On Dec 22, 2015
bronzegoddess:
123...
Pls don't ask me..
some peps spent most of their time in school under a mango tree! lolzzz!
EducationRe: Do You Know The Answer? Brainteaser... by stoneaustin(m): 5:41am On Dec 22, 2015
lipsrsealed
Jokes EtcRe: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women? by stoneaustin(m): 5:33am On Dec 22, 2015
One would be like, Wetin Jo see for Mary body sef? and the others will be like, I tire o.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Workforce Assessment by stoneaustin(m): 2:40pm On Dec 08, 2015
teryour001:
Got the same text. Who has the idea of the position they are recruiting for?? Trying to call the number attached for a reschedule but switched off. Please forward past questions to teryour001@gmail.com. Thanks
have u been able to re-book a schedule? dnt they ever pick callshuh? lols!
EducationRe: Public Primary School In Manchester (pix) by stoneaustin(m):
phantonce:
OP, you seriously need to bleach a little.
We are called black but not charcoal.

Anyone that says black is beauty has definitely not come across you.
i had to increase my screen brighteness to see your eye ball.
I cnt even see your face in the pic.
u nor get respect 4 ur brother in diaspora! lolzz! u dey recommend HYPO for am?? Guy u bad o! hahaha!
EducationRe: How Uniben Students Fetch Water In Hostel..lwkmd! by stoneaustin(m): 12:40am On Nov 27, 2015
HALL 3 MEN at work! lolz
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Mali: FIFA U-17 World Cup Final (2 - 0) On 8th November, 2015 by stoneaustin(m): 8:44am On Nov 08, 2015
iwezor1:
GOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAL NIG 1 Mali 0
Which state weed these guy puffhuh?? lolzz!! beta go arrange garri drink....
HealthRe: Hiv Test 21 Days After Sex by stoneaustin(m): 10:27am On Oct 31, 2015
imhotep:
The CDC is not a neutral organization. Do not be deceived
meaning that there is no procedure or medication which has been scientifically proven to reliably eliminate the virus from a person's body or reverse the damage to the immune system. There have been many advances in HIV treatments and therapies in recent years that have dramatically improved the quality of life of people with HIV, and more people are living longer with HIV than we used to think was possible. There are also people whose bodies naturally suppress the virus without medication (referred to as "elite controllers"wink, though they are rare, and a lack of symptoms should not be interpreted to mean that you do not need medication if you are known to have HIV.
sfaf.org/hiv-info/basics/is-there-a-cure-for-hiv-aids.html
HealthRe: Hiv Test 21 Days After Sex by stoneaustin(m): 10:13am On Oct 31, 2015
imhotep:
It is both scientific and legal. Any supposed cure must be sanctioned by regulatory agencies empowered by law
let him approach the CDC and start the clinical process.
as fear as science is concerned there is no known cure at the moment.
HealthRe: Hiv Test 21 Days After Sex by stoneaustin(m): 10:06am On Oct 31, 2015
mamboroo:
I don't have any friend and I have already seen a doctor but they say it should be 3 month time
OK, just be good OK.
HealthRe: Hiv Test 21 Days After Sex by stoneaustin(m): 10:02am On Oct 31, 2015
imhotep:
http://www.thisdaylive.com/articles/court-legalises-abalakas-hiv-vaccine-16-years-after/199501/
very funny indeed! HIV is a scientific issue and not a legal one! if he (Mr. Abalaka) is sure he has the cure let him approach the CDC and prove it! simple and short!
HealthRe: Hiv Test 21 Days After Sex by stoneaustin(m): 9:28am On Oct 31, 2015
mamboroo:
what are the symptoms friend?
Some people recently infected with HIV will
experience some symptoms like,
Fever
Severe Fatigue
A non-itchy rash
Swollen glands/lymph nodes
Muscle aches
Sore throat
Night sweats
Sores or ulcers in your mouth.
if truly infected you should experience any or all of those symptoms I listed above within 5-14 days after the virus enters the body but some people would not experience any symptoms at all.
please note that other STDs also have same symptoms and anxiety can create them in your head and make you feel you have them! lolzz!
Please Mamboroo see a doctor.
HealthRe: Hiv Test 21 Days After Sex by stoneaustin(m): 9:05am On Oct 31, 2015
mamboroo:
ooh thanks God
But I don't understand here everyone is talking different thing why?
stop surfing the net! i know its a little difficult for you now but it would help a big deal. opinions differ cos they are not professionals. please get in touch with a health practitioner. whats your risk level (high or low) and do you have any symptoms?
HealthRe: Hiv Test 21 Days After Sex by stoneaustin(m): 8:48am On Oct 31, 2015
mamboroo:
I went for check up the results shows that am negative the test used was that kit that looks like the one they use to test pregnancy
So is it accurate
that's great news! its very accurate though not conclusive but is very unlikely to change even at the 3 month mark. just relax ur nerves for the now and go the test again at 8 weeks.
RomanceRe: How Scared Are You When You Had Sex Without Condom by stoneaustin(m): 8:25am On Oct 31, 2015
just because you cannot see it doesn't mean its not there! Use condoms or stick to a partner to reduce chance of contracting it! HIV IS REAL!


Condom is cheap, Diseases are expensive!
HealthRe: Hiv Test 21 Days After Sex by stoneaustin(m): 11:11pm On Oct 30, 2015
otijah:
@op at the first instance, why would you indulge in raw sex at all, so u dnt have sense
?
Y didn't u come to NL to seek for advice b4 u went into having unprotected sex?

Today u can't sleep, u can't eat, u ar restless and u are nw here to seek for advices

U ar lucky AIDS no longer kills anyhow, if not I would have wish u happy after life
Your comment speaks volume of you!
you think protected sex keeps you off the woods?
well, for your information it doesn't!
Do you know that condoms are not 100% guaranteed?
Do you know condoms ruptures and as a result causes more than 5% cases of STDs including HIV!
or you think your partner is faithful and would never cheat? well, think again!
Lets assume you practice abstinence, have u donated or received blood? if you haven't before what if the need arises tomorrow & the unexpected happenshuh
Always ask God for grace and mercy
Never be too fast to judge people,
Never discriminate!
HealthRe: Hiv Test 21 Days After Sex by stoneaustin(m): 9:49pm On Oct 30, 2015
21 days is good cos 95% of individuals will show detectable antibodies to HIV
by 4 to 6 weeks, with greater than 99% having
sero-converted by 3 months. there are test that are conclusive at 7 days mark but its not available in Nigeria at the moment. please I beg of you, don't go surfing the net trying to get answers cos it might cause unnecessary anxiety as most information online are not from professionals. Visit any health care center close or far from you!

Condom is cheap, disease is expensive!
HealthRe: Hiv Test 21 Days After Sex by stoneaustin(m):
21 days is good cos 95% of individuals will show detectable antibodies to HIV
by 4 to 6 weeks, with greater than 99% having
sero-converted by 3 months. there are test that are conclusive in 7 days but its not available in Nigeria at the moment. please I beg you, don't go surfing the net trying to get answers cos it might cause unnecessary anxiety. Visit any health care center close or far from you!

Condom is cheap, disease is expensive!
RomanceRe: She Gave Me Gonorrhea by stoneaustin(m):
Harbioollah:
Thank You. Its already late. I'm just gonna use some antibiotics tonight and go to the hospital tomorrow.

I've learnt my lessons already. It will never happen again
just pray its a lesson you can totally recover from cos you could have gotten anything from her. thats why I always say, diseases are easily transferred among "perceived" trusted partners. please ensure you do a HIV test ( between 6-9 weeks time) wish you well!
EducationRe: I Need To Share This.. Today Might Be My Last by stoneaustin(m): 2:03pm On Sep 22, 2015
IGLE25:
Brother suicide is not your next option, I have been in a scenario that is worst than yours before... Maybe I should share lil of it with you...
I wrote GCE in 1998 I made just two papers but my jamb was ok, which school will admit you wtout O'level "no schl". The following year I wrote Waec I failed woefully "no problem" that was 1999 and I also wrote GCE whc was with-held, my jamb was ok again. 2000 I re-write waec I only made 4 papers " my credits are gradually building up", I also wrote jamb whc was not that ok.. At this point I made up my mind that I will never write waec again that the worst is to compile my result and look for any course in the polytechnic. 2001 my friend came with a GCE form that someone gave to him and asked me if I wouldn't mind writing the exam I relunctantly collected the form from him and gave him some change while I threw the form under my bed, it was the day last of the form submission that I remembered that I have a form somewhere, I relunctantly brought it out, tippex what my friend and the other person as filled before then I went to submit the form. Lo and Behold it was that particular GCE that gave me my result. I wrote jamb that same year but it was seized. For me not to spend another year at home I applied for Prelim in Auchi poly and I was admitted into a department I never wanted to go into (Agric Engineering). After some months my Ume was released but admission was now the issue. OAU was my first choice but I was denied admission. In 2002 while I was in my first year in the polytechnic my second choice sent admission letter to my house, my sister have to send me mail to that effect because gsm was not that in vogue then. That was how I left my polytechnic for the University of Ado Ekiti to study Mechanical Engineering. I graduated and I got working in a Maritime firm somewhere in Rivers State owned by my elder sister but my boss (I.e the MD) was so hard on me thinking I was there to check mate him, I reported to my elder sister she said it was training. When I got to know it was not training I started saving money for my masters. 2013 I left for China for my Masters and I was doing business along. At first the business was booming later on I got stock, there was no money for my up keep and I find it difficult to have a better meal what was really eating me up was how to get money to settle my second year school fees. Before I knew it it was almost time for payment of school fees, I called my elder sister who helped me wt half of the school fees which I put in my account and used as statement of account to apply for South Korea visa because I learnt I can work in South Korea and earn some cool cash. I got my South Korea visa and I left for Korea last year "late August". After about a week in Korea I got a job in a textile company, the pay was ok but the work was tidious this is money matter I have to do it. The manager of the company came to address us on the night I started the work. The second day at work during lunch some men storm the premises where I was working and they stopped us from working only for me to know that they were immigration. They asked me what visa I'm using to work I tried lying but it does not work for me that was how they hand-cuffed me and took me into their luxurious black maria. I did not steal nor kill but I was handled like a hardened criminal. They took me straight to a small detention cell where they asked me to change into detention uniform (Criminal Clothing).I tried explaining but they did not give me any listening ear. They later brought out a deportation form for me to sign that was when I knew the worst is about to happen to me. The letter was meant for them to deport me to Nigeria as against China where I was schooling, I tried to tell them that I came in through China that they should send me to China they refused and told me that China will not accept me into their country. As if that was not enough the next day I was taken to a bigger deportation cell there I became a pastor in the cell. To make matter worst if you want to go back to your country you have to pay for your flight fee, the money I was having on me which I have plan to add anything I earn from the company to pay up my school fees was what I used in paying for my flight back to Nigeria in September 2014. I spent seven solid days in the detention (cell) eating horrible Korea foods.
I eventually got to Nigeria but was seriously devastated and vowed to organize a mass deportation to Koreans and Chinese who does not have the right papers to be in Nigeria, how will I go about this since I have nobody in Govt. My younger brother picked me up at the airport and told me not to think about it that it is for a reason but in me I thought all was over for me, all the money I worked for is all gone, where will I start from? My elder sister is angry with me that I left her company even when she told me to stay back. I got home everybody welcomed me thinking I was home for holidays and also it was my younger brothers wedding month so pple tot I was home for the wedding. The wedding came and gone I remain at home gathering stuff to return to China. Two days to the day I was to go to China I received a call from my colleague that the school said I should not bother coming back that they have cancelled my visa, I cried, begged the school authority but they did not angry. It was another bomb shell on me. I called the Dean of the school and he told me that the only condition for me to be accepted is for me to start all over again after I have already spent one year and two months with horrible chinese lecturer. I refused that option and I said to myself that it is better for me to go to an English spoking country rather than going back to China to start over again but where will the money come from. When all this was happening the business I did in Korea got busted and I started receiving threat calls that the business yield money that I ate the money. As if that was not enough my Dad got so ill and my younger brother who just got wedded almost ran mad and I was the one running everywhere to see that they came back to normal.
To cut the long story short God just connected me through a pastor who linked me to someone that did america visa for me and from there I got myself to Canada.
Brother, just be strong and pray fervently. GOD WILL SEE YOU THROUGH...
Make una no mind my english ooooo, grammar no be my language....
Brother, I really love your courage! you just uplifted my spirit and may God continue to uplift you!
PoliticsRe: Why Saraki Will Not Be Arrested Today Or This Week. by stoneaustin(m): 3:57pm On Sep 21, 2015
[quote author=kingdompropty post=38233052][/quote]your freedom of speech does not mean you should misinform people! and for your info, Mr. Senate President isn't off the hook yet cos the court of appeal has given the code of conduct tribunal a go ahead and Mr. Senate President has been mandated to show up tomorrow at the CCT.
PoliticsRe: Shocking: Court Of Appeal Bars Police, Others From Arresting Saraki by stoneaustin(m): 1:23pm On Sep 21, 2015
abouyusuf:
The Court of Appeal sitting in Abuja this morning granted a stay of execution order on the arrest warrant issued by the Code of Conduct Tribunal on Senate President Buhari. Chairman of the Code of Conduct Tribunal, Danladi Umar had on Friday September 18th issued a Bench warrant for the arrest of Bukola Saraki who is standing trial on a 13 count charge bothering on false declaration of assets.

http://www.naijaroof.com/?p=11169

CC: lalasticlala, Ishilove
Orubebe everywhere!!!
PoliticsRe: Why Saraki Will Not Be Arrested Today Or This Week. by stoneaustin(m): 1:20pm On Sep 21, 2015
kingdompropty:
Contrary to the expectations of the evil supporters of APC and its evil administration, Mr. Saraki will not be touched arrested nor loose his rightfully and legally won seat.

APC will break into segments the moment Saraki is touched, and they are aware of this fact, while PDP will quickly link up with them( Sarakis faction) to hold the house by the jugular a scenario the party will not enjoy.

Over the weekend over 50 senators met in a location with more connecting on phone to discuss the Sarakis trial and the resolution was to unbundle the powers of a cabal, this everybody knows, as being behind Mr. Sarakis ordeal, Mr. President was totally given a clean sheet.

For the kids jumping about online, singing Jail, jail,jail, being docked like your role models- Jagaban is not same as a jail term as the court process could be long and tempestuous, so it isn't a straight matter of one day in court next in jail.

Senate factor.

You can be rest assured that immediately the senate reconvenes they will pass a vote of confidence on their leaders and that will put a rest of asking them to leave or vacate their position, unlike what some treacherous and wicked crying criers would want happen.

I am one of the biggest supporters of Mr. Presidents anti corruption crusade, and believe Nigerian needs to be rid of corruption and corrupt and evil leaders, but the impediments remain our own very leaders. Quick example is the head of CCT the government is using to hound Mr. Saraki still have a date with EFCC, Mr. Amaechi the face of APC also have a date with River state tribunal, The governors governor in quote recently was uncovered as the thief of the common wealth of Lagos.

I have long refused to trust any of these guy, as they all seek to further their interest.
who is these Orubebe talkinghuh??
PoliticsRe: Saraki - What If Saraki Survives This Torture And Rrmains As Senate President? by stoneaustin(m): 7:56am On Sep 20, 2015
ibedun:
Survive kini? That guy can no longer be the president of the senate, otherwise the government and the legislative organ will lose their integrity.

How can a common established criminal preside over the law making organ of government? He is long gone.
Did u say integrityhuh? I hope I know that those guys. don't give a damn about "integrity" so long d money keeps rolling in. the. problem with Nigeria are Nigerians!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Is It True That All The Paramilitary Has Started Recruiting. by stoneaustin(m): 2:31pm On Aug 31, 2015
mattiu:
Please bro is d custom recruitment genuine cos I was asked to bring 25500 I tot it was a scam
its a SCAM!!! Nigeria Custom haven't recruited for some time now.. rather than waste that cash sow it in church or in d orphanage.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nationwide Recruitment At Resource Intermediaries Limited by stoneaustin(m): 10:38pm On Aug 29, 2015
vchancelor:
Pls if you are going to have anything to do with these dudes you need to enquire very well. I was once under dre employment outsourced to a coy but was treated unfairly. Imagine giving you a compulsory vacation /leave in the name of shutdown for maintenance but was never called back to resume job till today. Though it hqppened when I was naive about job market. Imagine receiving a mail from ur employer with "password" as the senders name.
hmmmmmm
Jobs/VacanciesRe: HSBC Is Recruiting by stoneaustin(m): 12:11pm On Aug 28, 2015
Khunby:
Seems like it's for south Africans
yea, seems so.

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