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stupidity:
There’s this slay mama in my estate. We got into an argument at one of the estates meeting, she showed me her bad home training that day.


So four days ago, I heard someone playing piano like a 5 year old kid. Y’all know when a kid plays a piano. It’s horrible.


I located the house the noise was coming from(two houses from mine) and told the gateman of the house to please tell whoever is playing that piano to tune the volume down to the minimum and I left.


It continued from that day(even till now). So yesterday, I had to go there again and asked the gateman, where’s your madam abi Na oga? He replied “she’s inside” (why I asked about oga or madam is that if it’s a kid playing the piano, the parents will be at best position to talk to. garrit?)

I asked if she’s the one playing the piano, and he said yes. Fear catch me. I pleaded to see her that I have a word for her.


Gateman went and called madam, she came down after keeping me waiting for some minutes of still playing nonsense. Surprised!!! It was the arrogant lady from the estate meeting. immediately she saw me she was surprised why I would be looking for her. I greeted her, complimented her and her house and politely told her I have complained about her piano’s tutorial disturbance in the neighborhood before and nothing was done about it(I used a very strong and mean face to tell her she’s causing nuisance with it, I wanted her to fear me small, that kind thing). (It seems I’m even the only one complaining sef) The look on her face was “yen yen yen”.


Since then she continued the piano play without reducing the volume, this time, she’s no longer learning how to play, she’s purposely causing nuisance with it. Right now when I smoke weed, Na only dust I con Dey reason. You know that feeling when you smoke weed and starts having that feeling of conquering future goals, then you starts hearing a horrible piano play like that of a little kid. It’s messing my trips mehn.

How do I treat her fvck up? I nor wan involve police. I never enter police station before.

otokx:
What is their website?

mainman7:
Nobody ever mentioned that till you came to try to bellittle us as usual. That's why AJ's gallant consistent wins since, didn't get much attention like this his one loss. Moral: many would pretend not to see you achieving greatness, and go all gleeful when you lose.

No matter how we pretend, the truth is the truth, and always too glaring. The demoralizing hate comments against Olufemi Anthony Joshua has been from Igbos and some very very few gullible senseless Yorubas that follows anything Igbos say. What hurts Igbos most in this life is to see Yorubas shine. With perfect hatered, they hate to see Yorubas shine. They are subconsciously green with incurable envy of Yorubas, so, they tell other tribes very slanderous derogatory things about the Yorubas They never say a single good thing about Yorubas even though they are far more evil, less intelligent and greedy than the Yorubas. Igbos should naturally accept that God created Yorubas to be superior to them. They should just bow to us so that Nigeria can move forward.

Igbos are the most selfish shallow-minded sad Souls on Earth. Igbos still don't realize that Yorubas are not ordinary beings.

Intelligent Yorubas have now understand why Igbos are forever pained. The pathological hatred that Igbos have towards Yorubas is unconsciously because Yorubas have naturally first achieved and still achieving every Greatness that Igbos hope to achieve in this Life: they stigmatized and spread lies that Yorubas are cowards, yet we gallantly won the 1635 Oshogo War against the Fulanis (something that Igbos can never achieve). Thhey said we are not strong to fight yet we've produced the likes of Anthony Joshua the Strongest Man in the World for a while now, something no Igbo has ever and shall never achieve. Imagine if Olufemi was Igbo, we won't have rest from their shout of "Igbo Amaka" since all his winnings. Igbos started businesses hoping to produce the richest man and woman, yet non of them is as rich as Adenuga or Alakija. They started Churches, yet non of theirs could ever be as Great as that of Oyedepo or Adeboye. Igbos tried to top the Education sector and had to abandon that dream because Yorubas are the ones intelligent enough not only to lead that but lecture as numerous Professors in USA Universities and all over Europe Universities. Nigerian Ecommerce Crown belongs to Sola Akinlade of PayStack, Biggest Nigerian Forum owned by my Guy grin the great Yoruba son of Oshewa. Igbos started Arochukwu Cult, yet non of them could ever be as International as Ogboni. I don't know a single Yoruba man that belong to Arochukwu, but Igbos have no option than to bow to Yoruba superiority as many of them have joined Yoruba Ogboni Fraternity. We Yorubas are simply the most superior beings on Earth. They should stop fighting the natural truth. When they accept us as their superior, Africa would then naturally rule the World. It is the birth right of Africa to rule the World. God made it so. THERE IS A MYSTERY BEHIND YORUBAS THAT NON CAN UNRAVEL.

Igbos are the worst satanic ingrates in the World, they are never grateful for accommodating or showing them love. Yorubas should know that the only way they'll get their well deserved respect from Igbos is not by showing them love, but by treating them like Northerners do. The more you show Igbos love the more they'll disrespect and hate you. The only language they understand is to kill them and treat them without iota of mercy. Unlike HausaFulani that regularly slaughter them like chickens, we Yorubas accommodate them on our Lands as brothers but they are always enviously plotting evil against us and spreading slanderous derogatory lies about us.
Some intelligent NLander Yoruba guys and I were discussing Igbo/Yoruba observed stuffs and we came to one conclusion that some igbos were applying 48 Laws Power rules to brainwash gullible Yorubas here. Last year, they started derogatorily calling and generalizing all Yorubas as Afonjas when we were known as Awoists since my earliest times on NairaLand. They know you soon take on the Character of the name you accept. Before this igbos started this nonsense, we on NL know purselves to be Awoists portraying the great Awolowo values. Just like the igbos planned and hoped, now some gullible easily brainwashed Yorubas go like "we Afonjas are the best" .... Any igbo that calls we Yorubas afonja again instead of Awoists shall soon die a painful death!

Next time you see a Yoruba, duff your hat and bow!

Ugosample:
that guy who betrayed him screwed him up

I thank God for my circumstance tho...


I would have been screwed over too but God was good to me

Belial06:
Hahahahahahahahaa

Rubbish

Everytime I see topics by losers who failed to plan advising those yet to travel about how greener pastures isn't abroad I laugh

You all traveled with fake documents or went into crime then get deported and start crying

My friends and I all have different stories

We have good jobs abroad and live very well darn better off than our colleagues in Nigeria

Stop spreading lies

Even the president sent all his daughters to school. Abroad why?

Why didn't they school in Nigeria

Zara has a business in the UK

All your top politicians have their kids schooling and living abroad

They only bring them back to run companies they set up here
Liars and crooks who go into crime and get deported or enter as illegal immigrants always come here a d open threads to console themselves after they are deported

We know your type

Even dangote the richest Africa. Has his kids abroad

So does alakija

But you will come and.tell us stories oga go back and lick your wounds in Nigeria and stop looking g for home is better crusade

Who asked.you?

Let the serious ones come.out and join us legally and make a good life for themselves

Please all readers ignore rubbish like this , as long as you enter legally and work honestly there is no comparison between life in Nigeria and abroad

Please for graduates there are companies now employing nigerian graduates in Asia

Use indeed.com.sesrch Jon's for Nigerian graduates in Asia space indeed.com

Pay is okay roles are in admin, sales and logistics

Forget this your teller who was deported

platodeen:
I am moving gradually unto depression, unconsciously.

At over 30, I have no job, wife or children

All job adverts keep asking for, '...below 24' and I am over 30.

All applications and CVs sent through the social media and job sites have only landed me only one interview since 2018 that I have been applying.

Only a very few of my applications were replied even after using, LinkedIn and several other job sites to include NL.

With respect to my job search, please advise base on this facts;

* I studied Accounting (BSc) (2.2)
* I am chartered
* I am above 30
* and unemployed


Motivational insults are acceptable

bettercreature:
Nonsense! The same thing developed world are finding it difficult to ban
You can’t ban polythene bag it’s too useful though the disadvantages is too much but it’s simply impossible to Ban
Useless black men, they won’t copy development from another country except strange rules

Eife:
Hello
Where did you learn that snakes don't live after delivery

snakes lay eggs. Who was your biology teacher self

MJBOLT:

trash,snakes do not deliver,they lay eggs and move on as soon as the eggs hatch