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Rema with doings

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Narrow escape bro

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I need come start to dey knack S.A babes abeg

I Bleep with zulu and which ever tribe's got the biggest ass

The last tribe reminds me of "The gods must be crazy" that movie that year

Merch:
Which tribe have the biggest nyash in SA 🇿🇦

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God go bless you

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Ladies who wear wig, how do you cope with the smell? I think that should be the question

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No comment

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As the Lord leads

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Man city please do the needful, Bleep this niggas up

kay29000:

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b3llo:
wotoporiously speaking or u dey cap vertically?

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I no dey cap shit bro

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Some fruits are gradually turning to eve

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Goat of our time

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Lol cuz of remote? Oga you for understand say na wetin women good for na, she go dey house all day watching TV and still want to watch some more even when you're back trying to chill small with the tv, she no go gree

No peace of mind when it comes to that gender, I can't see myself struggling tv remote with a woman, that will be nuts

Na why I wan get better money before man settle down, if she no gree make I watch the one for parlor, I go go room, if she come room I go watch the one for kitchen, if she eventually come over to commandia the kitchen own I go switch to toilet own... period and so and so forth, last last I go switch to my phone tv

That Man na Mike Tyson, he give the woman knock out for first round

lusid:
your dick point 30 degree

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Lol

Haljardon:
When I Checked Mine Last , I was 19yrs at the Time it was 14.2cm (5.7inches) .

I thought it was Small not Until I Met a Doctor, He Says I am Slightly above average and I am Normal...

Omo That dey I just dey Carry shoulder like who Win 1 Million naira for Bet9ja.

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😂

tonye33:
Na small money, just pay what you have

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The small money no get name?

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5 inches is the average, 5.5 is above the average, 6.0 is large, 6.5 is huge, 7 is tablet.

On a very good day my penis dey touch my navel, that's if I really dey mood

Listen to the guy above

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This is my year, Op how much last?

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I swept our village square and they gave me broom, so na the broom I use as means of transportation, as I'm talking to you now I'm close to Los Angeles airport, ready for landing, just waiting for coordinates from headquarters

IyaebeTheGreat:
No woman leaves a responsible man or play a fast one on him

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Let me laugh at this 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

You say wetin?

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What a turn of event, now she will complete the marriage on the other side and he will live the remaining years of his life on the other side too...of course they're two sides to a coin.

I stopped giving a Bleep when it came to toto and preek Mattias. Since people no wan use their headmaster reason again.

R.I.P to both of them

RealLordZeus:
Wish me well.. Timi Dakolo..

Quite popular sha

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I love this song man, Timi really outdid himself on that track

He should be serving us things like that I'm sure by now Grammy will be his portion

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The melodies I create in my head, it's very unpopular but it gives me great pleasure to listen to it while I'm in the bathroom mumuring with my weed, That impacts me greatly.

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I accepted two separate secret families from my Dad although he's not married to any, so basically you could say I have two half-brothers and step moms I don't know shit about, cuz I never got the time to know them. One half-brother died few years ago and the other I've lived with for years but not anymore.

I was never angry cuz I already find out before the news broke out and moreover I've always been my own man from the jump, never to rely on any body for anything, so maybe that's why it never bothered me, a lot of people would say they're dragging territory that's why get angry but for me I don't really care about all that, even my Papa know say I no get time so hin dey reason my matter pass the others

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What dick cannot do to women does not exist, if I spit on this one forehead now shey Dem go say I be bad person

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Sometimes parents can be extra in ways they relate with em kids, had issues with my dad too years ago but that fatherly and son love for each other never stopped despite our differences, don't let any issue between you and your father stop y'all from having that father and son relationship, from what I understand you've to be the bigger person here....Have it in mind that Nigerian parents especially father's don't apologize even if their life depends on it.

So you've got to do it physically chief, best of luck 🤞

Farfalla:
Why not start with the OP? The man wants to kick out his own daughter because his current wife doesn't like her and he's here pointing fingers at Tacha when he doesn't even have the stugots to protect his own daughter against that same "woman wickedness".

He claims he's "in love", that's why his daughter must leave his house. Later you’ll see this simp claiming to be logical.

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I remember that thread, I think I made my mark on it

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This is why I disengaged myself from street fights a long time ago due to the nature of it, infact I no dey even follow person talk again cuz people no longer use their fist to settle but would rather rely on weapons, even small pikin fit off you just because he carry weapon, if your own too much na to act a fool then later send men make them come drill you wotowoto.

Na self defense, if he get better lawyer wey know wetin time dey talk he go get lighter sentence.

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Got a lot of them but the one I'm currently on is this one below 👇

i can stay in touch but still be out of reach

Although it may not be inspirational but I love the quote

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My house rent will expire and you said you didn't ask him to pay .....dey play, just dey play

She just do make up and cover wig for nothing, no brain at all