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Samantha124:
During my junior year in high school my mom hired this other guy who was doing his senior year to walk together with me to school every morning, constantly come to check on me during break time, and to walk me back home after school.

My mom didn't even tell me about the guy until one morning I finished my breakfast and she told that there was someone waiting for me outside.

It was so embarrassing it felt like I had a bodyguard and this guy was not helping matters... During break time he'd come with his friends to the junior class to check on me... My friends would tease me and say that I've got a bodyguard.

Even when he had to stay behind after school to study, he'd make sure to walk me home with his friends and return back to school after making sure that I got home safely.

My home was not even that far from school.

If he couldn't make it to school, he'd ask his friends to fetch me and walk me home after school.

I tried talking to Mom about it and told her that I didn't need the guy keeping an eye on me, but she couldn't take a no for an answer.

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You suppose dey happy cuz naxo I been dey do for one shenkes back then in secondary school..

Vinnie2000:
In my Sec school, One big Yanch SS3 Girl told me I was NOT wearing stockings
And said i Must Clear grass.

She dragged me to the Room where all the Cutlasses were Kept and as she bend down to pick one to Give me.

I Quickly unziped my Trousers, brought my Gbola and did the NeedFul.

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You're a clown I swear 🤣

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Una never see anything

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The only Nollywood actress I love with all my heart, happy birthday to her

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Happy birthday to him

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You're good 👍

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Another foolish goat

Entitled mentality plus lack of common sense is not good for you my sister.

Useless thread

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Op, you don enter one chance, you should have aborted the mission from Nigeria before now.

See you, see your wife, see UK, make God help you make dem no kill you.

My own be say make you no get high BP

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God abeg o make I no go do mistake carry this one o

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I hope say every man here dropping quote na rich man?

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So the man is dead by suicide but left the wife to live a painful life of agony and pain by hacking her to stupor.

What a life!!

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Man's been giving us hit back to back, I remember when he use Bleep only with producing only.

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Nawaoo you guys are hilarious 😂

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Oga do the one wey you know say go favour you

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I learnt that consistency is everything

Some people fell off due to personal problems but came back hard and stayed consistent.

Starz825:
take the pills...he na no dey hear.....

Listen up man....you are the prize....you the trophy...not her....

Real men are born to focus on their dreams ....ask yourself ...have I gotten even close to my dreams....

when you think about it , you will realize that you are wasting time over a girl who doesn't give a hoot about u....

Love is love when it's mutual...once it becomes one sided ....take back your love and take off....and go focus...

I understand those feelings....but fucck it...I trust myself....I kill her off in my head and that's it...

I break people's heart before they break mine....I'm that weird....

.. just like fine wine you even get better as you grow....you can't say same for her...she has no time but you got all the time In the world to take care of yourself and build your dreams....

go focus guy...go....and also take the pills

first rule of the red pills : Don't fall in love, so you can clearly have/see your reservations/redflags about your love interest....and to be able to deal with it accordingly.....

Second rule: Don't trust!...just create an illusion...when they start misbehaving..you will find it easier to take off....

Third rule: you must be self sufficient to be able to do without people...esp when they want to disappear...



that's why no matter how crazy I am about a lady...I can do without her as well....

I call myself....two-faced....I have got the carrot and the stick approach! and its working for me..

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He dey like say me and you dey share the same life o

On God brotherly

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That's the real definition of dumb

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Na una chat dey funny me sha 😂

I rest my case

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This set of women you can't convince to change their mind easily on a situation.....

*A woman who's in love with her man's Gbola

*A woman who believes her pastor is God

Your sister falls under the first so you have no choice than to let her learn her new found path especially if she's of age or a doubting Thomas.

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Omor anyone wey enter my mind I go chop cuz I no dey use the two of them play

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Although I have friends who are Police, but I hate that force with passion

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I don't Bleep with rumours

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One of the Nollywood Legends I luv, make she carry go

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Omo that Davido picture sha

Always clean your phone with a soft and clean rag, I use to do it before when my phone was a newly borned baby ..phone no be human being wey go get sick or catch a disease.

Cleaning it is for your own sake not the phone Sake, practically it's for both sakes.

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I see tunde fucking this girl if he keeps persisting, naxo one been tell me say I no go fit Bleep am but today nkor..

Most girls wey dey open mouth talk this thing no dey fit stand on am till the end, speaking from experience.

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But not the one that will love you! 😂

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This one go suck nigga prick useless o

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*Patience

*Anger

*Unconditional Giving nature

But you see that anger and unconditional giving nature I don slow down on am small via the help of my mama...that shit almost wrecked that man, he cared too much even when it's obvious it doesn't concern him and a lot of people took advantage of that...

But las las my papa na Lion, he no fit ever give up even after all the things wey don do am for this life, that one I carry for my headpan till today even in my next life.