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If it ain't your mama you Talkin about then it's safe to say you should reduce your weed intake

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Nawa o, what a Saturday

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Werey loyin

kaymart:
I bought my first car and learnt driving with it.

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Ok

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Anyday or year something like that will happen I will donate myself to hell fire

It can never happen

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Aside from money matter or personal decision taken by me for maybe a valid reason, I repeat and I repeat again, nothing on earth can make me shave my beard...

My momma don do everything in her power for years now just to make me shave my odogwu but he nor dey work, then na ordinary naija girl go come do am? Them never born that one yet

Even in my next life I wanna come as a bearded nigga

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Op, Which kind moniker be this? You dey struggle or share land with person?

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He no go better for person wey show you this road wey you dey take

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Have learnt nothing but something

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Ok we have heard your story

Elaborate on how you bleeped her, that's the part we are waiting for

Oya go on we're listening

The floor is all yours, take it away

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Which model of car you wan buy first? And why you no learn how to drive first before you purchase a car!! Abi you be woman?

I no fit advice you for now cuz the above should have been in place before you thought of buying a car.

But all the same, whatever makes you sleep well at night but it would have been better to put the above in order before purchasing a car so you don't end up with lack of choices and the rest...all I can say is I wish you good luck in your new found toy and make sure to drive safely and sound.

virginprincess:
It was not Nigeria you dreamt about,it is the current situation of your family you dreamt about.

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You just dey behave like new cultist wey Dem initiate yesterday, hahaha what manner of vawulence

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And all this things happen for office o

Them no dey sack person for una workplace

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And for the other thread person go open mouth talk say with girlfriend you are less likely to catch STD...if I hear

Back to the story; the nigga man believes his time is up since he's got the virus, not everybody has awareness when it comes to this things but him sha put am for the girl body wotowoto, no be chice.

But the girl wicked, why she no tell the nigga man, she just prefer to use am dey sleep with tbe nigga man, is that not wickedness? Omo I got nothing to say

Michelle70:
Sorry for u and the kinds of girls u get attracted to

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This one no be about the kinda of girls you're attracted to, it's about facts in general.

Sorry for you and what makes you think of the kind of girls I'm attracted to.

tensazangetsu20:
Dating is too expensive in Nigeria honestly let's even leave girlfriend stage even the toasting stage na die. One outing go fit take 50k and imagine doing that 3 times a week.

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Naija girls way

tensazangetsu20:
You get it. You can actually set a budget with regards to sex and stick to it if you are seeing hookup girls but you can't set a budget for a relationship. Your loving gf can fall sick today, tomorrow her rent expires, next tomorrow her school fees is due and next next next tomorrow her mom is sick

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Na wetin I dey try cap, with girlfriend the expenses go too much

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For me I go for none, na peace Of mind be my own

But I go patronize hook up only for sex after that I don move.

Na mumu dey keep olsoho as say na girlfriend

I no dey patronize the same olosho twice, if I bleep you once I pay you and I move, you no go see me again.

That's my new policy

Michelle70:
This is one-sided.

A hookup girl billing is nothing close to a girlfriend billing.

If u give a girl 50k monthly, u can have sex with her whenever u are honey, A girl understands when u are broke, a hookup babe might disgrace u if u had sex and didnt pay

If u treat a girlfriend right, she will give u happiness, a shoulder to cry on.

When it comes to sexual protection, please dont even go there, girlfriends are far safer, u can have raw sex with ur babe but will never try it with an hookup girl.

Even if na boxer and singlets, a girlfriend will get u a gift, a hookup babe will not give u sachet milk as gift

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Na lie who tell you say if you give your girlfriend 50k monthly you go dey knack anyhow you like, imagine say when una dey quarrel she come deny you sex Shey you go say you give her 50k mk she give you sex abi, and a girl doesn't understand when you're broke bros especially not with a Nigerian girl.

What's your soul purpose of meeting a hook up babe? Is it not for sex? And it's being payed for so I trust any sane person who doesn't want embarrassment should go there with his money.

Are you a learner?

Even if you treat your girl right she go still Bleep you up if she wan Bleep you up especially the one wey dey chook eyes outside like eagle.

Sexual protection; your average Nigerian girl doesn't know how to keep her self protected, most of them carry STD pass ashawo sef.

Who dey find birthday gift or any gift from hook up babe, are you guys dating? Someone you don't have any romantic or familiar relationship with and you are expecting gift from the person, that point is baseless.

Las las with hook up babe you spend less

Your girlfriend fit dey bill you almost everyday, something you can never get from a hook up babe, imagine say I dey patronize hook up babe twice or once in a month money wey I go spend no go reach the one wey I go spend if I get girlfriend.

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Chelsea to win

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And it ended they way I predicted

Na God go forgive all the betnaija for my area wey no gree open

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This one na oyibo Afonja

Doyou2019:
Nope, stop trying to be clever by half. You predicted a draw plus plenty of goals; so your predictions, as they stand, are only half right

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Check my prediction again and tell me what you're seeing now

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First half done

My prediction is coming to pass

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We don't give a flying Bleep, wetin he like make he use him money do, if he like make he buy the club with the strippers inside he still no concern son of man, some news are not even worth reading, just waste of data and time.

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Arrangee

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This ain't no question

Anybody in their right sense will choose their mum's, irrespective of the gender involved

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A storm is coming but I pray for your sake it doesn't

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Which Anelka? Is it the one hunting bush meat in my village? Mk una dey rest with all this comparison, Anelka no reach Henry abeg...

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This ball na draw with goals upon goals or Mancity win with only one goal margin

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Luis Enrique has got a personal beef with Real Madrid players and anyone who supports them