₦airaland Forum

Benchilwell:
which years dropping it

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I don't understand what you said, abi Spanish team never play themselves for semifinals before?
Are you asking me the year? abi you no dey watch football? Go n check for yourself

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Nick the canon

I remember this guy that year for Drumsline, I never knew his career will take a different part, he dived into making babies for the industries he's now "wilding in n out"

I hope he's stacking up papers for all em kids cuz he no go funny o

Benchilwell:
even EPL team were in diz situation, they have never had 4 or 3 club out of group stage.

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I remember when the never use to get pass the round of 16 stage, back then Spanish teams use to play each other in semi finals, they was fucking English teams right in the ass, na their time make them chop am.

osazsky:
the injury on Madrid will cost them at mostt the quarter finals..Bayern and city for finals

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Make them pair them with better team for round of 16 mk them jazz especially all those teams wey Dem beat last season go carry the cup

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I remember when English teams been dey this situation so Na their time make them jazz out, even that Madrid go commot soon

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Great minds, impressive designs and constructive ideas

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You know wetin I fear pass woman?...Na who no fear woman

ell77:
@harvey - lol is that how people become gay! ROFLMAO

Anywayz, Star_gates, I am not sure if I am the best person to advise you because I am not sure of girls in Lagos, but I guess Naija women in UK can react similar anyway. Harvey, is right you do have to build up confidence, afterall you have some things going for you, not everyone can be your type so don't expect to be everyone's type. As long as you are not to cocky but display confidence you should be fine u will get rejections but just figure it is there loss, or that u used the wrong approach and learn from your mistakes (trial and error). Maybe you can start off with someone you have never met so u never have to see them again if they reject u.

Try looking straight in their eyes (no chest or booty oh!): "Excuse me, I saw you standing there and I was drawn to you, you have a certain air about you that stands out in the crowd and your really pretty, do you know that?"

She may at this point laugh, smile, kiss her teeth or ignore you. None of these is actually a rejection yet (even a kiss of the teeth or silent treatment can soon turn around) continue . . .

"Well, I don't really want to bug you but I could not let you slip by without taking a c hance and asking you if you could give me the honour of getting to know you, I am an honest, open, and caring person and just think you seem like someone worth caring about, I'd like to treat you to an evening out, atleast we can be friends if nothing else, so how's about it?"

If she agrees ask her for her number then give her yours also, make sure you get her number oh, persist and if possible arrange a time to call (gets rid of awkward waiting period for 'when to call a girl back' issue).

If unfortunately she says no, and so what? Anyway just for future reference ask her 'do you have a man? is it something I said?' If the answer is no don't ask for more explanation, there is no point. Simply say, "well thanks for giving me your time anyway, I am sorry if I embarassed or disturbed you, just saw you standing there alone and felt this was an opportunity not to be missed, so even friendship is a no?"

At this point she may even turn around hey. But if not move on. Your love may be around the corner! Hope this helps, I am a female anyway so this is what is endearing to me though admittedly I am not up to date with all the chat up lines but honesty always gets me - well whne it is positive anyway. For the record telling a girl she is sexy to some is insulting, telling a girl she is the most beautiful girl you have ever seen often sounds far-fetched but telling her she stands out, pretty, attractive etc (moderate praise) is generically more excepted.

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Abeg anything you do @Stargates, commot that bolded word and sentence from your speech....cuz along the line if you eventually get the bannie she no go forget that statement and if na bannie wey sharp pass you along the line in the relationship she go use that statement against you...

You ain't gotta say too much or speak too much English, just introduce yourself, drop a few pick up lines, get the number and walk off like it ain't shit...

Coming from an elder in the business

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After being dump by a rich nigga for being a beggie beggie, this one is now looking for who to frustrate

Women are so funny in this life

ChybuzzDD:
Your supposed stubbornness in school revealed itself in the highlighted sentence above.
This shows one cannot eat his cake and still has it

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@the bolded, It's "have" and not "has"

Just said I should correct you.

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This one na AKBC news na, no be today we dey run am

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When I say women no get sense una think say I dey cap

Rubbish

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All I see is tears in em eyes; Bloods v crips, Red bandana's v Blue Bandana's

Let the birds in the sky sing while y'all keep mumbling, only the ones with 99% intelligence will understand ma cappings

I'm out this bitch..

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She might be or might not be affiliated with Nigeria but I feel like this is a propaganda to make y'all black modafuckas think we have a shot at equality with them whites..

The gullible ones will smile sheeplessly to this new unverified revelation..

My question is why do they keep it a secret for so long? Abi what do I know sef, country hard everybody just wan Japa or make it by any means so y'all can believe sha..

Even Donald trump fit be transgendered Nigerian who was formerly a USA citizen

immortalcrown:
She will not remain single, oga. Just say the marriage will be violent or the husband will die in silence.

Meanwhile, the man should not be the dictator of everything. No gender is created without brain and wisdom. Stop acting as if a man can never be wrong and a woman can never be right.

Also marital status is not determined by character. Some people with good character are single while some notorious people are married.

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Yes, she will never remain single rather she will keep jumping from one single hood to the other cuz no right thinking man will take her bullshit.

The man will not die in silence if he's smart enough to detach his brain from his heart.

A weakling who's non-smart and intelligent can never be able to rule of his kingdom.

Yes, In some cases a man can be wrong and a woman can be right but a man's wrong is far more of a greater course than a woman's wrong, don't bother cracking your brain cuz only the elders would understand what I just said..

Women see men who are emotionally and mentally smart, intelligent and strong as threat cuz those ones will never do their bidding more reason they formed the famous cult group called "Feminism" just to revolt against men. To shock you 98% of it's members don't know what the group stands for or it's aim, tell me how can such people be a dictator.

Yes, no gender is created without brain and wisdom but the other gender sold theirs centuries ago(B.C) just for a stupid forbidden fruit..Tueh!! Men without brain suffer the most cuz of this, even as God warn Adam, he still allow make eve decieve am, meaning his brain was not functioning...

Let me give you an instance, there's this new Heineken Uefa champions League advert that is usually played before the kick off of any ucl match, which potrays how women love football than men "Abeg in which world is that?" and they caption it " a sport for all including men" can you imagine.. mtcheww, in the advert they make it look as if women originally love football more than men just to please women whereby not making them feel less of theirselves when it comes to the sport and to think that a man his behind the production of that advert gives me headache each time I watch it...Damn.


@the bolded is the only thing you said I can relate to

Don't be an Adam, but rather be a superman.

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A man is a Dictator by birth

A woman is a meditator by birth

Since I born I never see my momma dictate for my papa ever, she only negotiates and that never stopped my Dad from loving and respecting my mom and that never stopped my mom from doing same.

All this 21st century new pornstars called "feminist" are not fit to manage a home, they're so woke that they forgot to wake up from their sleep...

A girl in my area once said she doesn't have time for men, that any man that slaps her she will slap him right back without hesitation, now that's a core feminist who was served breakfast by a man cuz of her evil ways...

Na only God go help Nigerian women especially the broke entitled ones..as for the rich ones living off politicians and celebrities they can use their money to buy sense or forget it ever existed.

Shout out to they ones who are still living the code but the issue be say he dey hard to find this days..

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No, they enjoy constant availability of sex only

This days 90-95% of marriage's are only enjoyed online.

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In BIG WIZ VOICE; I no dey give a man more than he deserve, cuz they bite the hand wey dey feed them....watch closely, when niggas start to dey make small change them don forget the ones wey help them and hang around the ones they don't know shit about, just imagine say that situation no happen to am he for comeback come follow you dey cap? Nigga's keeping you around as his rebound cuz he know you got a good heart, know that and know Peace!!

A word is enough for the wise.

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Hahaha, I use to feel the same way you're feeling when I was younger but now I just live through it all, Normally Africa is a dumb continent with a lot of good resources but can't do jack to develop it further to something breathtaking but will rather depend on people who don't even have most of the resources we have to come steal from us and still use us to catch cruise anytime we want what's ours....that speaks volume about the black man's mentality, the problem is not in what we have or don't have but rather it has to do with our mentality, ( They way we think and act upon things) I must confess the whites are far ahead of us in that department.

Take am easy he go better, I know say na SAPA

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This mahrez is just playing with people's money, I don see why guardiola dey bench am since, abeg mk he go back to bench, he's becoming useless game after game with his weak ass penalty..

Na God go punish that Aubameyang sha, Chelsea better sell him off by January

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I bet you was not fierce back when you was in school, you was the type to wipe your teachers ass whenever he comes calling....

I was very calm in nature but rugged in Spirit and body, them no born my school that year well when I wan go collect my certificate mk them carry me the dey play bobo juice cuz them know say I'll take every measures to shake the school upandan...they know me n my men for being stubborn and solid in all areas, even my HOD dey use me as back up that year when him get problem with school..

It's either your school does not have the necessary things in place to provide your certificate or they're just playing with your lack of intelligence and ignorance to keep extorting from you until they're tired...

Better MAN the Bleep up and revolt against them mk their brain reset...

That's the only advise I have for you, if you like no carry body

virginprincess:
Men are very selfish,they only care about themselves,once they have accomplish their mission they leave you to yourself, satisfied or not satisfied is non of their business.

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Your gender is the most selfish and self centered creature God created, it's y'all audacity for me, anytime y'all don't get what you want you go all crocodile tears on your victim, painting him wicked and blackmailing him emotionally just to extort and gain your prize....

Reality of things is that y'all don't have a thinking faculty or heart capable of genuine love, Bleep all that bullshit y'all talk about loving a nigga for real cuz that shit ain't real, there must be something you see and know you will gain before falling in love with it and not the nigga.

So after they've satisfied you they should satisfy your curiosity, no remorse at all from your comment, with this your ill mannered comment who's selfish now!!

obembet:
Most men don't understand that A woman's need for tender moments goes beyond the actual lovemaking.

Some men don't even know how to care for woman after having quality time. A friend of also complain that her man falls asleep immediately after the act. I know that when a man is having sex, his endorphin level is very high. But what Man need to understand what woman need after love making.

To me, I see it as wickedness.

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To you, you want to eat your cake and have it and still kill the man on top

You see it as wickedness but I see it as you being very selfish..

After he don drill your borehole finish you still wan mk he pet you join, shey he no go rest, to top it all you had to made it about your gender's needs and forgot about the man's needs too

Una gender just want to take everything all the time but nothing to give back, and you even said "what the woman wants" what a selfish thought from the pit of hell, even if I no dey fall asleep after sex which I actually don't, with this your manner of approach I won't give into your needs

Tueh!!

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Chelsea will win but not easily

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Visiting hours for haaland, the question is will he be welcomed with open arms or treated like a rat.

We find out in some hours to come

My prediction; Dortmund to score in the first half,
A draw for both teams or Mancity to win the match by a one goal margin.

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And Kanye went west; politics

As a celebrity; I would create a wealth around things that can't be tempered with then others such as brand deals n the rest will just be a bonus, I need my freedom of speech.

I just hope Kanye is got some raw cash underground for the heat cuz they're gonna come hard for him.

Yeezy

YourLandMyLand:
Please OP I have been trying to bed a girl for a while now. So today she said I should send transport money.

The problem is I only have 300naira on me. I am yet to buy condoms. This is how I intend to spend the money if I get it.

1. 2000 for transport (Go and Come)
2. 500 for indomie
3. 300 for eggs
4. 400 for two plastic fanta
5. 2800 for 8 packs of kiss condoms.
Just incase you are wondering why I am budgeting so much for condom
I don't run a charity, so she has to work for the money.
6. 200 for Mtn airtime. So that I go dey update am with directions

Thanks in anticipation samdal

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You can't be serious

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Y'all need a break to rethink, reset and come back stronger or depart.

Or best sit y'all asses down and come to a decision fast before shit goes south

VeryWickedMan:
Storekeeper.

Your better accomplished mates won't mistakenly see you if they come to the hotel, you'll hardly be accused of petty theft and you may get some privacy in the store to Bleep or finger your female colleagues occasionally.

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WTF man!!

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Na this kind vibe I dey like, I wished all my secondary and uni teachers danced like this back in em days I for don touch yansh tire