₦airaland Forum

clerkent:
I thought Peter obi is contesting

hucienda:
So the party's former chairman is now a Senator of the Federal Republic?

Senators to the new recruit: "Welcome aboard Distinguised Senator."

Bakare said on another day, he sat with Buhari and said, “Sir, I need to understand something before I do anything. Every running mate of yours, including the one that was even your deputy in the military, is dead. “Ume-Ezeoke is dead, Okadigbo is dead, Idiagbon is dead, I am not about to die?” Bakare said Buhari told him; “Pastor, you must be very funny, I have never even thought about it.” “I knew he had nothing to do with their deaths, but that man carries a dimension of grace that if you deal with him, and betray him, you pay with your life,” Bakare said.

paiz:
but meanwhile i never knew the world is coming to an end until a lady toasted me today

nightingalee:
... Discreetly, push through with the DNA test the result will point you in the right direction.

Skbee:
oga shut up.

metallisc:



sharp guy with better recipe: step 1- chop, chop, chop, step 2 - collect as much as possible, step 3 - fade without a trace to a younger finer babe!

mazimee:
Just take your medicine, I promise you that you will be fine.

kodded:
i think that we should open a thread, mocking the repentant and non-repentant zombies that believe that buhari is the Messiah by showing their old post in 2015 supporting buhari









and the tittle of the thread should be "digging out the zombies"

kodded:
I think it is time to dig out the zombies


https://www.nairaland.com/2344472/read-president-buharis-inaugural-speech
https://www.nairaland.com/2344334/president-buhari-inauguration-speech

Action speaks louder than words. That speech is called propaganda. Let's wait and see what happens to the power sector in four-years time.

PTAwal:
I love where he said " I BELONG TO EVERYBODY AND I BELONG TO NOBODY. ... what a president with charisma.

Agent8706:
The best part of the speech. Many people should be ready for a shocker from this man. Those who think The President can be manipulated by others should have this words etched permanently somewhere in their hearts. Congratulation Mr President and Congratulations Nigeria.

iyatrustee:
Where are those people who said he wasn't literate?

Listening to the speech reaffirmed my hope in Mr. President

JBismarck:
Ok. Wait! Is that not the same Omobola Johnson that served as minister during Yar'Adua presidency?

Lalasticlala Mogidi Mynd44

doctokwus:
Now i bliv there is an element of truth in the rumours.
For Saraki,a power hungry ***** to have issued a rebuttal shows sth is amiss.

The
truth is that nothing could be
more insensitive,
irresponsible, callous and
utterly absurd than the
dwarf’s counsel and
suggestion.

Mallam Uba
Sani, a four foot dwarf and
the political advisor to
Kaduna state’s diminutive
Midget-in-Chief, Governor
Nasir El Rufai

Blaqsuqar:
..doesnt want to die poor while his contemporaries and others like ibb,obj,abdulsalami,ty danjuma are controlling oil blocs

temitemi1:
No more regret Osibanjo is next on line

Tunami:
Point of correction, not yorubas, but d gullible ones among yoruba.

abouzaid:
i would like to use this opportunity to narrate what happened in my community in idemmilli so that other anambra communities would learn their lessons from it.we woke up one morning and saw a settlement of Fulani herdsmen on a large plot of land allocated to a Roman Catholic Eucharistic adoration ministry at uke,when we investigated, a family that deals in cattle business was fingered for inviting them into the community but they denied. the villagers quickly called for a meeting at the village town hall where it was revealed that the herdsmen have been there for a few days with guards coming from the onitsha military barracks every night (might be a false rumour), it was also revealed that they have financially settled the well armed and numbered local vigilante who were now opposing any move to evict them from the church land. even as villagers were still delibrating on the matter, herdsmen arrived the town hall and demanded to be provided with wives. our people calmly asked them to go that we would contact them later, the villagers voted and ruled that the herdsmen must go.they now meet the igwe of the town(he's from another village in the town) and maked their stand known. the igwe called the Catholic priest who denied any knowledge of the presence of the Fulani herdsmen, the igwe now called the governor and made it clear that the herdsmen must leave within three days knowing fully well that the governor wouldn't like to get into trouble with the Roman Catholic church with his re~election by the corner, i believe the governor called the miyetti Allah people and the Fulani left within two days. anambra people should be very wise about this people as they're clearly hell bent on establishing settlements all over the state either diplomatically or violently while the security forces protect and aid them against the villagers

koladebrainiac:
Those people who are sympathetic to Jammeh are pro jonathans. Dont know why theu doing that

Fedayeen02:
When the going is good and gone The birthday song in late 80s
Rip

Janetessy:
Even goats will marvel at her stupidity index

BudeYahooCom:
Is anything wrong with that? Why should the East denounce Biafra because you hateful yorubas are uncomfortable with it.

Why should what I call myself be a problem to one scratched-faced conquered idiot in kwara? Why?

camonguy:
Hire me for free bro

UchaNwababa:
i can help u finish the job. pm me

MARKone:
These lines left me in stitches, was expecting where you'll write the third day he inserted his entire fist.
But spiritually sister, ya ain't no virgin.