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philGeo:
What is the meaning of this your post?

Let us learn to respect each other religions here, stop the unnecessary provocations.

The real ignorance is when you see the truth, you call it provocation, many people insulted Bishop Oyedepo and non of his member kill anyone but the reverse is for Muhammed, you didn't call for justice against the killing of people in the name of Muhammed but you come here to instruct seun to ban me, are you okay at all

Hezzyluv:
Seun need to ban you from this forum.

Its there anything wrong in what I said? If you have contrary opinions why not just tell me how Muhammed is better than calling for my ban.

If we are to go by meaningful impact, I will say Bishop David Oyedepo is greater than prophet Muhammed. I'm not saying this to cause relagious trouble but from pragmatic view, let's look between the two, Bishop Oyedepo has raise the dead, heal the sick, bless the poor, but Prophet Muhammed has not done any of this.
Bishop Oyedepo ministry is larger than Muhammed ministry when Muhammed was alive, Bishop Oyedepo has University and scholarships programme but Muhammed didn't have any of these, if I'm to go deeper, I will not finish in one day.
Now with the look of things, it is glaring to say Bishop Oyedepo is greater than Prophet Muhammed.
I come in peace

This is what American government are good at, they will turn your ali against you to catch you, look at sadam husain, gadafi, Abacha etc, same insider tactics. They use insider to capture their enemies.

Olaoptech:
Who's your plug? Location?

Abuja.

There can be several reasons for an automatic transmission to experience delays when shifting gears.
Here are some common factors that can contribute to such delays:
1. Fluid-related issues: Automatic transmissions use a special fluid called transmission fluid to operate.
If the fluid is low, degraded, or contaminated, it can affect the transmission's performance and cause delays in shifting gears.
2. Worn clutch plates or bands: Automatic transmissions use clutch plates or bands to engage and disengage gears.
Over time, these components can wear out, leading to slippage or difficulty in shifting gears smoothly.
3. Faulty solenoids or valves: Automatic transmissions rely on solenoids and valves to control the flow of transmission fluid and engage the appropriate gears.
If these components become faulty or clogged, it can result in delayed or rough gear shifts.
4. Electronic control module (ECM) issues: The ECM is responsible for controlling various functions of the transmission, including gear shifting.
If the ECM malfunctions or receives incorrect signals, it can cause delays in shifting gears.
5. Overheating: Excessive heat can impact the performance of an automatic transmission.
It can cause the fluid to break down, leading to delays or erratic gear shifting.
6. Mechanical problems: Issues with internal components, such as worn gears, damaged gear synchronizers, or a faulty torque converter, can result in delays during gear shifts.
7. Driving style and conditions: Aggressive driving, sudden acceleration, or frequently shifting between drive and reverse can confuse the transmission, causing delays in gear changes.
Additionally, driving in extreme weather conditions or on steep inclines may also lead to delayed shifting.
It's important to note that the exact cause of shifting delays can vary depending on the make and model of the vehicle.
If you're experiencing issues with your automatic transmission, it's recommended to have it diagnosed and repaired by a qualified mechanic or transmission specialist.
let's keep on the fast lane.

Occurstaem:
Kudos. What a great piece you have there!
You brilliantly captured everything with precision 💯💯💯.

May God bless you.

Amen.
But the admin deleted the post I made with this story, I don't know why, does it violate any rule?

Nobodyany1:
Dear Nlanders, please how can one reduce the effect of sugar in the body or in other words, blood sugar?! Thanks...

Just have sex four to five times in a week, check your blood sugar after the week end, come back here and thank me

BREAKING: I release 500 billion every month by Buhari order into Ministry of Humanitarian Affairs headed by Sadiya Umar Faruq to reduce poverty in the country - Godwin Emefiele

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BREAKING NEWS!

3 EX MINISTERS ARE TO REPORT TO EFCC OFFICE ON THE 13TH-06-2023

-Mal. Abubakar Malami- Former Attorney General & Minister of Justice

-Alh. Hadi Sirika- Minister of Aviation

-HAJIYA SADIYA UMAR FARUQ - Minister of Humanitarian

EFCC working Towards Evaluation, Transparency & Accountability.

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FRAUD IN BUHARI GOVT AS N1.5 TRILLION, $9 BILLION TRACED TO NIMASA BOSS, BASHIR JAMOH’S PERSONAL ACCOUNTS

United Kingdom investigators have bursted another corruption scandal in the President Muhammadu Buhari led administration involving the Managing Director, Nigeria Maritime Administration and Safety Agency, NIMASA, Bashir Jamoh, where various sums including N1.5 Trillion and another $9,557,312.50 have been traced to his personal accounts.

Pointblanknews.com investigation revealed that N1.5 Trillion was found in a Fidelity Account 4020949836 linked to Bashir Jamoh, who is also the father-in-law of Sabiu Yusuf aka Tunde, President Muhammadu Buhari’s Personal Assistant.

Curiously, the Fidelity account with N1, 505,890,450,000.67 has Hamza Ibrahim Jamoh with BVN 22151837650 and Cell phone number 08034517410. While the BVN number revealed a different identity, the cell phone linked to the account is linked to the DG of NIMASA, Jamoh, according to Pointblanknews.com investigations.

Pointblanknews.com investigations revealed that the N1.5trillion was after few months cleared from the account to avoid investigations on the lodgment of such huge amount.

In a four page document titled due diligent report on Bashiru Yusuf Jamoh, the Director-General NIMASA, which pointblanknews.com has copies, the report exposed another lodgment of $9,557,312.50 into Access Bank account 0710814478 also belonging to him.

The investigation also exposed other infractions by the agency’s boss which also include award of contracts to companies which he has interest in.

The investigation, according to the report focused on fraud, money laundering and breach of the Nigeria code of conduct act. This same investigation, it stated spans across all the Agencies under the Ministry of Transport having started with the Nigerian Ports Authority, NPA.

GLOBAL INVESTIGATORS UNITED KINGDOM, the investigation agency that signed the report investigated the bank transactions of Alhaji Jamoh focusing on inflows/Credit and Debits on his bank statements.

It found the transaction’s records of BASHIR YUSUF JAMOH showing the payment of $9,557,312.50 (Nine million, five hundred and fifty-seven thousand, three hundred and twelve dollars and fifty cents) into his personal accounts from Central Bank of Nigeria in violation of the Treasury Single Account, TSA.

“Most baffling is that CBN transferred millions of dollars into the personal account of BASHIR YUSUF JAMOH.

“Records shows the withdrawal of $5,425,200.00 (Five million, Four hundred and twenty-five thousand and two hundred dollars only) by CASH WITHDRAWAL from ACCESS Bank, Burma Road, Apapa, Lagos.

“BASHIR YUSUF JAMOH set up a company TALENT EXPERTISE INTL. LIMITED with RN: 1488830 to solicit for jobs from NIMASA. Being the director of a company and awarding contract to own company in violation of the code of conduct act section 3 part of the Third Schedule of the 1999 constitution of the Federal Republic of Nigeria and code of conduct for public officers involved in procurement, Part X1, section 57, Sub-section (2) of the Procurement Act, 2007.”

According to the report, BIXBY OIL LIMITED has also paid money into his account, and the following payment into the account of the company was captured.

BANK: GUARANTEE TRUST BANK PLC
ACCOUNT NO: 0423084514

ACCOUNT NAME: TALENT EXPERTISE INTL. LIMITED CUSTOMER ADDRESS: 6, EKET CLOSE, AREA 8 GARKI, FCT ABUJA CURRENCY: NAIRA

TRANSACTION DATE: 06/06/2019
TRANSACTION AMOUNT: N37,516,363.63 MILLION TRANSACTION DESCRIPTION: CREDIT/INFLOW

FROM: R 304741016 DEPARTMENT NIMASA

PURPOSE: COURSE FEE FOR CAPACITY BUILDING TRAINING TRANSACTION REF: 930474101602050146461375163636

SERIOUS SUSPICIOUS TRANSACTIONS

ACCESS BANK PLC

ACCOUNT NO: 0710814478
CURRENCY: UNITED STATES DOLLARS

TRANSACTION DATE: 05/02/2019

TRANSACTION AMOUNT: $9,557,312.50 MILLION TRANSACTION DESCRIPTION: CREDIT/INFLOW

FROM: B/O CBN NIMASA CURRENT COLLATION US TRANSACTION REF: S069035198A701 INFLW/GT19/07972

ACCESS BANK PLC
ACCOUNT NO: 0710814478
CURRENCY: UNITED STATES DOLLARS
TRANSACTION DATE: 20/02/2019

TRANSACTION AMOUNT: $5,425,200.00 MILLION TRANSACTION DESCRIPTION: DEBIT/WITHDRAWAL WITHDRAWN BY: BASHIR YUSUF JAMOH BY CASH PMNT @ BURMA ROAD APAPA BRANCH

TRANSACTION REF: 6464979
BANK: ACCESS BANK PLC
ACCOUNT NO: 0710814478
CURRENCY: UNITED STATES DOLLARS

TRANSACTION DATE: 12/03/2018
TRANSACTION AMOUNT: $8,856,317.28 MILLION TRANSACTION DESCRIPTION: CREDIT/INFLOW

FROM: B/O CBN SUNDRY USD SUB BULK ACCOUNT TRANSACTION REF: NIMASA CBN 21703 INLW/GT18/13676

The UK group said with reference to the allegations against Bashir Yusuf Jamoh, it is important that he be suspended from office immediately, and forensic audit carried out on the financial activities of NIMASA.

“We recommend that a panel be set up to look into the accounts of NIMASA CABOTAGE 2% SURCHAGE account Number 56595 with ACCESS bank. Also, to ascertain reasons why NIMASA is still using Commercial] Banks to receive funds instead of the TSA with Central Bank of Nigeria.

“The Governor of Central Bank of Nigeria, Godwin Emefiele should be invited by Security Agencies to give reasons why payment of such huge amount was paid into Bashir Yusuf Jamoh’s account.

“We also recommend that Bashir Yusuf be prosecuted for financial crimes and money laundering as established by our investigations.”

Pointblanknews.com investigation revealed that Jamoh is Buhari’s direct in-law. His wife, Hajiya Zulai, is the daughter of the President’s sister and it was while living at Buhari’s Kaduna home that Zulai and Jamoh met.

Jamoh who untill recently was the Executive Director, Administration and Finance in the agency took over office from Dakuku Peterside.

It is not known yet the purpose for the huge sum in a personal account and why the security agency is yet to investigate the fund, but information available to pointblanknews.com has it that the money was meant to be laundered.

Relatives to President Buhari has been in the spotlight over corruption in this present administration.

Recently, the Independent Corrupt Practices and Other Related Offences Commission (ICPC) declared Gimba Yau Kumo, a former son-in-law of President Muhammadu Buhari, wanted over an alleged $65 million fraud.

Kumo, a former managing director of the Federal Mortgage Bank of Nigeria, married Fatima, the president’s daughter, in 2016 at Daura, Katsina state.

I guess she got a boyfriend while in detention and she's missing him very well, DSS office is not where you can just go, you need to be arrested, she probably sending signals to DSS to come arrest her so that she can see her good nacking boyfriend 😉 😜 😏

A short story of a man and his three wives

There is a man who has three wives, namely Ronke, Hauwa and Oluchi. The man also has several concubines who also gave him children but these three wives are the major known wives.
Whenever the man got sick, Ronke and Hauwa always come together to help the man, while Oluchi will stand afar to see how Ronke and Hauwa could fail without her involvement, oluchi always got bittered whenever she sees the other two wives getting along so well, and she couldn't hide her hatred, she sees Hauwa as a bone of contention and tried so well to lure Ronke to her side, so that they can both deal with Hauwa, but Ronke see oluchi desire as selfish this make oluchi to hate Ronke the more and call her a betrayal. However, The man always remind oluchi that she is part of the the wives and she should try and get together with her colleagues but oluchi is always seems bittered, angered and jealous, she will accused the two wives of segregation or spread rumours and hates about them, often time she demand that the man should let her go that she can not cope seeing the two women getting along so well.
Meanwhile, Every four years, the man always present an opportunity for the wives to choose a leader among themselves, one who will take the lead why other follows, Oluchi wanted the leadership be surrendered and submitted to her like a platter of gold, oluchi never prepared for leadership, she never learned how love is stronger than hatred, how calmness and humility exalt, she is rude and feel entitled to take the leadership by force in order to feel good and use the power for her own advantage, meanwhile Ronke and Hauwa has contrary view to these oluchi selfish demands.
Gradually, oluchi started passing the hatred for the women to her children, she teaches her children to hates them, she lies to her own children that the two women hates her and not wanting her to get involved in the leadership of the house, she fabricated lots of fake stories to suit her demands and as the children grows they started showing these hatred to the children of the other women. The hatred now became trans generational among oluchi children, but one thing that oluchi didn't know about bitterness and hatred is that bitterness is like a burning coal, whenever you take it, you feel uncomfortable and try to throw it away not minding who is close to you.
Children will always be children, oluchi children doesn't know limit of who to throw the burning coal, they started throwing it among themselves also, causing them big troubles, through this hatred, they killed themselves, for almost every selfish interest, including common inheritance. The weapon that oluchi created now destroying her own very children every day in every where the children goes.
Oluchi is ignorance and this ignorance is transfer to her offspring.

A wise person should please step forward and tell us the moral of this story

Thats why a man should try and marry intelligent woman, not slay queen with hyperbolic beauty and empty brain.
Expo don finish the OP life so teh, e come bring small pikin assignment (home work o for that matter) com Nairaland for expo.
Shame on you.

Hell rufai mobilise APC northern governors to pick a Muslim vice for Tinubu, in order to set Tinubu up thinking Nigeria will never voted for MM ticket, but Tinubu scale through, Hell rufai is in pain already as Tinubu does give him any green light, so he need to cook up something to make people think against Tinubu and his vice bn MM.
But who will take that short devil serious.

nagro999:
Similarities between ORISA (Orisha) OSUN (oshun) and YEMOJA (Yemaya)



I know there is a lot of misconception about this too great orisha and sometimes their worshippers doesn't even know the differences between OSUN and YEMOJA.


Before I write another article on their differences, let is first of all talk about their similarities.


Their similarities is what make most people think they are the same thing, some even thought it's one orisha with many names. But the truth is that they are different.



Their similarities are.


They are both water ÔRISÂ. They relate to water elements and live in water.


They are both reference as Female: one is a reference as Mother Nature (YEMOJA) while the other was a woman turn to Orisha.


Finish reading via https://www.orisa.com.ng/2023/06/similarities-between-orisa-orisha-osun.html

...

Simply put, osun is a river landlord while yemoja is a tenant.

elated177:
I hungered for some red mean, so I decided to go to the market and get some. On getting to the market, I walked straight to the young man who, on one or two previous occasions, had sold meat to me in the past.

While I was checking the pieces of meat displayed on his table and enquiring and negotiating their prices, what I heard next shocked me: "Na human meat". It was subtle and echoed at the same time.

I looked up from the meat and looked at the meat seller, you know trying to ascertain what he said, but he didn't look or act like he made such comment. So, I returned my attention to the pieces of meat on the table and continued negotiating the price.

I heard the same thing again: "Na human meat". Again, I looked up from the table and looked at the meat seller, but this time I enquired from him what he said. "Wetin you talk?", I asked. "Nothing", he replied. I finished the negotiation, bought some meat from him and went home.

My mind was unsettled throughout my journey home. I was just looking at the meat with disgust when I was about to wash it. I felt like throwing up. The "na human meat" echoed in my mind.

What do you think transpired at the meat table? Do you think I actually heard what I said I heard? Was it hallucination?

I know what transpired at that meat table. I know the meaning of what happened there and will put it down here. But, I want to get the views of others, especially those who may have experienced such thing.

"Na human meat you dey price?" it is a common slang among meat sellers, I have it heard countless times, the seller says this slang when you are pricing the meat below cost price, they believe that when meat is too cheap that means is human meat. I guess you are doing aproko for the meat seller that's why he said that.

Please o, I want to ask this question.
How many litre can cover 60km journey with 2.4L engine like honda accord 05.

You need more research in retualism and spiritualism, the soul is not what matter in spiritualism and retualism.

These are stupid people who want it televised, just want to be relevant

Adexgentle005:
Lol see this one. I’m well to do that’s why I’m saying it’s a scam. There’s nothing blessing about it. Now read what you just posted about” well to do” meaning if you are not well to do, the marriage is doomed!

if woman is the only responsibility you think you will cater for in marriage, kuku no marry at all, if marriage is a scam to you, what will you call raising children from baby to adult. Bro marriage is not for you, go find gay dude.

Adexgentle005:
Yes marriage is the biggest scam of all time, argue with your phone. You put a woman in the house & feed her till thy kingdom come. All for what? Free sex and the title Mr. When bills start rolling in, your body go tell you. And finally don’t ever think going into this scam called marriage if you are not financially stable. I repeat don’t try it.
Shalom!

It is because you are not well to do, that's why you put this trash here, marriage is a blessing not a scam.
You know, most of you married those slay werey girls that yahoo boys has used for rituals and they are affecting your destiny.

Nothing is sweeter than knowing that the Buhari’s tenure just ended few hours ago, with all the hardship his policies brought on Nigerians, one of the policies I will not forgive buhari in a hurry is the closing of border, this policy really crippled Nigeria economy and bring immersed hardship. Congratulations to those of us that survive the Buhari’s administration.
Meanwhile the new government has kick off, what is the area you will like this government to work on and what is your high expectation.

Love800:
Tankz so much

If i put it inside the bottle, how many days will it stay b4 it gets bad?

Lime is acidic and have longer shelf life preservation, but I will advise you to cut 2 or 3 pieces that can last you a week or more, after the colour starts turning dark you can get another one, lime is not expensive

Love800:
Sir is it the normal lime that we know?

Any side effect?

Yes, normal lime, lime is a natural fruit that remove toxins from the body, it has no effect, in fact it is better than roll on.
You can extract the lime juice in an empty roll on bottle and reels it on your armpit or if you like, cut it into two and apply it directly on your armpit

Dear obidients, shey na like dis una go dey look till Tinubu get swear in, so all your threats, insults and allegations were mere reflection of who you are.
Mtchwwwww.🙄🙄🙄🙄

Abuja4man:
I am a kind of person who sweats a lot. Sometimes I bath up to 5 times a day. I shave my armpit regularly, but it still has this unpleasant smell. I experimented something last week and since then armpit smell has been a thing of the past. Just follow these simple steps

1) Shave your armpit clean
2) Get any antiseptic soap of your choice.
3) Take your bath with the soap
4) Towel dry your body
5) Get the already wet soap and rub your armpit(Remember to be generous with it)
6) Allow to dry and you are covered for the day.

Give it a try and give your feed back in the comment section. Thank you.

Trash that👆👆👆.
Find lime orange and rub on your armpit and thank me later

Get Samsung UK used smart tv, I get a plug i can refer you to.

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