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Too much Ogogoro is not good for u-- oga poster!

Ogaga dey make me fear sometimes.

Where the mods go sef

*Shivers*

I wonder oh,

U don mess up.

Finish the joke na

Rub.ish!

Snitch!

Ball-less or brea.st-less

I dey count am oh.
Lol

Na craze?

Walahi, 15 of your type join OP MESA for the whole of lagos state never reach to hold me down if i vex.

And those girls wey u see we dey follow me around like fly be my staffs--i pay dem salary.

Why u dey biff me?

Good for nothing woman

Kunbee u not brilliant.
No listen to those people wey dey deceive u.

Peace be unto those wey dey respect me.

Lol

U dey block me- dress go dat side.

Na your prayer be dat?

Bad belle.
I trust tanimz.
She no go listen to u.

Shift go oneside u dey block me jor.

Wahali, una two no well.

God be my sponsor.

pass it to me

Tanimz na lost merchandise oh.

Why u go believe people wey no dey know wetin she dey do sometimes?

Na craze?

My thing be my thing and nobody fit take am away from me.

Una so called leaders dey abuja dey manipulate election results and hijack ballot boxes during election.
Una too wan bring dat same criminal talent come nairaland?
see dem just dey attack me left right centre cuz i called this joke my own.

Una wan hijack am too?

Thank god i get Pistol for pocket.

If una near , walahi i go shoot.

Market women.
When dem no get work, na so dem go just dey yarn dust.

Una no go hold me before i begin dey over-react?

See as dem take the fight come for the front of my house.

My thread, my joke.

Hmmm, Our people say when handshake don dey reach elbow, e don become ija jaguda(fight to finish)

Una wan see my red eye' dis evening?

Mehn, na die i dey.

See biff.

Iron bender (d1) and pepper seller (tanimz) why the biff na?

*Clears throat*

Biffers dont biff me.

Make una throway face and wakka pass without uttering a single word concerning dis joke i worked so hard to put together.

Enemies of joy.

Lol, Mehn see vexation.
U tell me before sey u be good samaritan na.
U don forget?
Well, dat guy needs help.

I senior u na.
I see when dem born u- and even when u still dey bath' with iron bucket for back of that mango tree by the left.