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Why u dey look for person wey no dey ever look for you?

*monkey*

I no get time to brag over vanity(s) cuz i no be mugu,

Continue dey mondey yourself.

I pray one day, make god help u soji yourself.

Ewu!

U well so?

I no dey mis-yarn!
Leave me for unifoRm jor.

Na cuz of me you wake dis evening?

Shift go one side gutter girl, my Golf4 no get brake.

Why u dey mis-yarn na?

Na craze?
Lol

U be goat?

Ni'e

But the colour of your Bra is pink na, Lol

Lol
Hhmmm.

Hell no!
I be human being.
I no fit follow goat dey chop grass.

Is dat why u are shouting?

Leave me for uniform jor

Comot for road make i pass jor.

Sick hard cold bit.ch

*Checks into his bank account and he's about to poverty*

Gowd!
Is dis what maturity does to people?

Dress back jor.

*checks if my wallet is still intact*

Were is the joke?

Stale!

Accept jesus chRIST into yo life jor

Dem don release u to cum attack yo uncle again?

Are my your mate?

U dey pity am? Lol

Enemies!

Una go run down

Lol, Hhmmm.

Enemies!
Dem don gather.
But no matter how dem Plenty reach, dem no go fit see my back.

Whats the laughter for? You're number 6 on my list, And the first to feel the heat.

Hhmm, 7 days baby. 7 days to apologise publicly or pay homage if possible or else, make i no shout am lol

Hhmmm,
Thank god dem go make me moderatoR very soon.
I go dey ban anybody wey go ever challenge me.

I don dey write down names.

Na dem go first smell am when e don dey burn. *beats chest*

Na wa o

No make me laugh with that Bad advice- gutter girl.

I look like small pikin like u wey dey watch tom&jerry?

I'm a hustler!
And no time to waste.

Comot for road make i park well jor.

My dear, keyboard dey intoxicate u too?

Why the hard tackle na?

Dem send u?

I no exPect dat yo television wey dey receive hot side Bang before e show
to televise anything meaninful apart from cartoon network.

Magazine u no fit buy- how u go dey current with latest happenings in town.

Biffer!

Na your three months salary u contribute take buy the shoe?

No let rain touch the sole cuz e fit disappoint u.

Walahi, some people don crase before. Lol

Mtcheew!