₦airaland Forum

harrisonford001:
What they can't do overseas, tax evasion is a serious crime! Let's not be sentimental about personality! Oga JJ, go pay your tax or you're not our hero

It is a crime for a government that works. But Nigeria it is hard to perceive it a crime and it is seen as persecution. Government is doing little for the masses. Neighbourhoods are like shams. Everywhere needs to be well planned like likes of Maitama, Asokoro in Abuja and make people feel like human beings at reasonable cost for an average citizen.
Our government hasn't encourage people to pay their income tax. You don't force you make them believe.

Jummyju:
After being paid, still laundered to foreign countries. Useless rulers

Unfortunately that's were we've found ourselves. We keep hearing huge sums but no reflection on the society

Liliyann:
As long as we are concerned, Mikel Obi is still single!!
An Igbo man that can not marry from his tribe is a weakling!!
Mikel come back home and choose correct Igbo girl as wife and stop wasting time!!
You need a proper ORIAKU to spend your money with!!

Clouded thoughts

bennynaza:
She had to make it so short. Abi her material don finish.






Her chesticles though. Sorry I had to be a man.

She did what is in high demand. Immorality

The cause of this is that most times we mistaken stupidity for bravery in this part of the world.

linearity:
She is in for many disappointments.

Guys, will promise anything just to get into her pants.

BTW - How do one guarantee marriage to another self? There is no guarantee of tomorrow self.

She is just a learner.

She never said she would open up her pants.

Opinionated:
If you are not living on the Island side of Lagos, especially VI-Ikoyi-Lekki-Ajah axis, you may be missing the following:

1.Fresher air and sands: Truth be told, there is this special air you feel on entering Island, starting from Bonny cantonment, or, especially, entering through Ikoyi. Island generally has fresher air. Mainland air can be thicker and more polluted. Even the sands on the Island are fresher - the white, beach-type sands everywhere compared to the dirty brown sands of Mainland. There is even less noise on the Island. Less indiscriminate honking of vehicle horns by hardened drivers that are the kings of the roads on the Mainland, more neighbourhoods using soundproof generators, etc.

2. Less aggressive LASTMA: LASTMA, the Lagos traffic police, are generally more gentle and less aggressive than on Mainland. In fact, apart from a few spots on the Lekki-Ajah expressway, you hardly see LASTMA guys on Island. You hardly see LASTMA arguing with people. You hardly also come across VIO and other traffic law enforcement agents. Perhaps because Island drivers are more law abiding? Perhaps because of potential of the driver of that private car being a big man?

3. More exotic autos: Driving on VI-Lekki-Ikoyi axis on a Sunday evening can be therapeutic. You see fine cars being driven by young and upwardly mobile folks. You don't get much of that on the Mainland except in a couple of places.

4. Less heavy trucks: Until very recently due to Dangote refinery construction, you hardly see heavy duty vehicles on the Island. Although you now see a couple of them, usually late in the night, on Lekki-Epe expressway, the situation is still far better than in many parts of the Mainland.



5. Better security at night: You can drive around  late in night on the Island with little worry about security. You see heavily armed security men at almost every turning late into the night. If you are a night crawler, you have little worry on the Island as you are almost always covered.

6. No yellow buses: Let's face it, those yellow buses are an eyesore. No wonder the state government banned them from entering Island.

7. More orderly traffic: While there is traffic on the Island as it is on Mainland, there is hardly complete lock-down on the Island. No matter how bad, the traffic will still be moving. Island traffic is more orderly. Probably because there are more corporate gentlemen as road users. A major source of traffic on the Mainland is breakdown of one long articulated truck, you hardly see that on the Island. Add the fact that there are less trucks and carelessly driven yellow buses, and you will understand why Island traffic "schooled abroad" while that of Mainland "schooled" in you-know-where.

8. Less one-chance: Cases of one-chance, robbery using public transportation system, while they exist, are far less heard of on the Island.

9. Less traffic robbery:  Cases of brazen robbery inside traffic are very few and far between on the Island, although they exist.

10. Natural swimming pool: Okay, you may not miss this: your street (or even bedroom) turning into swimming pool at the slightest downpour!



Any other thing we have missed?

Source: http://www.opinions.ng/living-on-the-island-10-things-lagos-mainlanders-are-missing/

Wack

ChangeIsCostant:
A lady has urged men to be like her partner (believed to be her husband) over his very "romantic" nature. The lady took to social media to share a video of her partner spreading her panties and bras outside after being washed.

The lady who was all smiles in the footage as her man "joyfully' executed the duty, said that this is one of the ways a man can show his woman how much he loves her.

The video has sparked mixed reactions among internet users.

Facebook user Micheal Ogba wrote; "this man deserves to be flogged, he doesn't even know when he's being mocked".

Sandra John wrote; "If all men can be like this, the world would be a better place".

See more; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2019/02/lady-shows-her-husband-spreading-her-underwear-outside-advices-men-photos.html

Can she remove her car tyre? If no then if all women can at least learn to remove car tyre, the world will be a better place

No be only third force. Una go see Voltron force too

Must INEC Chairman be a professor?

Henrydone:
What is hindering them from awarding them degree certificate, this is number 1 benefit of affiliation, what is the former administration of the defaulted school of nursing doing about it. Why protesting or fighting for what is yours. Defraud of the highest order. where the protest sef. What am seeing is paper, where are the burning tyre oozing smokes. Thats what protest in Nigeria looks like, make them shut down everywhere

The word affiliated does not necessarily means they will bear the argued degree cert. It depends on the terms of affiliation. But of course, things are hardly done right here in Nigeria.

iGISTMORE:
Political thugs seen destroying a rival’s car, today, in Kano state.

Watch video here - http://gistmore.com/political-thugs-seen-destroying-a-rivals-car-in-kano

Bunch of Idiots that doesn't know their left from right.

iGISTMORE:
Political thugs seen destroying a rival’s car, today, in Kano state.

Watch video here - http://gistmore.com/political-thugs-seen-destroying-a-rivals-car-in-kano

Bunch of Idiots that doesn't know their left from right

CyynthiaKiss:
Whatever.
Any Yoruba man who will vote for Buhari is indirectly defecating and be urinating on the grave of PA Awolowo.

Good people of SW are not stupid. If Buhari wins again, he will show Yoruba people his true colour.
Buhari has shown us his little colour by replacing Kemi Adeosun with a Northerner instead of fellow Yoruba. Does it mean that nobody is qualified in Yoruba land to replace her like Good luck Jonathan removed Igbo ministers and replaced them with fellow Igbos?.. If Buhari wins again, Yoruba will taste the wrath of Buhari... Mark my words.. Buhari is not a nationalist like Yaradua, Babangida or Atiku. Buhari is an ethnic bigot, to him ethnic and tribal interest supersedes the national interest instead of the other way round.
May curse never depart from anybody from SW supporting Buhari... Awolowo is gnashing his teeth in the grave seeing some misguided elements from SW worshiping Buhari.
My people, our mumu don do.
It's a pity.
Buhari again?.. Olorun maje!

Curse will never depart from your family instead. It shows you are empty to fight a just cause. I don't support them but I disagree with your cursing. It is better you have a first hand taste of your own curse. It is automatic because they never cursed you. Except you bless them back then you will be blessed.

For being defiant, ask that God show you mercy

onez:
Whether Dino is faking it or not. Police should be civil before they have a major casualty on their hands.

Where you there to know that they weren't civil. Dino was in the house and they never break in, so when he came out is when they will rough handle him. You people should free yourselves from self slavery. He is simply acting. He did not cough hard and have heart attack during their political campaigns or house seating. Why did he not die where he was hiding. Poo individuals with privileges of political seat.
I weep for Nigerians

Hmm, and this guy is a leader. I weep for Nigerians. You are wanted, get your lawyers and sort things out. If he is genuine he doesn't need all these Nollywood skills.

Richdad50:
Don't laugh at what is happening to this man even if it is exciting to you. Think! if a political motivated arrest can happen to such a high profile individual, then you and i will not be spared at the slightest.

A slip into anarchy is when the organs of government are being used to achieve an illegal aim. The rule of Law is what gives us hope that the common man have a shot at justice but in a situation where the enforcers of the law tangles with the makers of the law, then the situation is very bad.

#Richdad

What are you talking about. Let the exited be and stop saying thrash. The fact remains that they are all all culprits and have their hands soiled. Those arresting him are still his likes. Let them do whatever they want with themselves. And if it is entertaining to people let them be and stop your sensational bruhaha.
No Nigerian is enjoying dividends of the law. There are many innocent citizens of very low profile languishing in jail without justice. Talk about those ones and not some set of criminals

johnmix12:
I am a thirty four year old mother of three.

At the moment, I am gainfully self-employed. I have a B.Eng in Chemical engineering

Sick and tired of Nigeria, I want to travel abroad to give my kids, my family a better chance.

I have on my wishlist for 2019 a goal to gain admission to study a professional course in a developed country abroad.

Please I need your wisdom, Nairalanders.

1st question: Which country outside Africa, Asia, will give me peace of mind, security, comfort and lowest racism if I relocate there with my children? I’m looking for a country that will allow me to permanently live in with my kids after i’m done with my professional course.

2nd question: What professional course would you advise me to study in this country abroad to give me the best chances of living a very comfortable, very good life there.

Your replies will be deeply appreciated.

Well you can actualize that in UK, USA, Canada, Ireland, Austria, Norway. But you will need to network and be focus from the start. I observed someone discouraged you about UK, note that UK gives PG students grace to apply for a 6 months Extension to enable IS get job though with a £30k annual benchmark. . Canada may be good but getting in isn't easier. If you are not 2:1 you may not get admission for masters but some other options may work for you with your chances of visa being 40:60 not to your plus. Austria, Ireland, Norway may give you a 2 year chance.
Nevertheless, if you get in don't be a fugitive but work from the first day to ensure you will be able to get a WP that can keep you longer enough to get a PR.

I still wonder why our leaders neglects basics and move to show off. A lot of our environs/neighbourhoods are shams, dusty, dirty, rough, ugly but yet they get involve in show offs

hpretty:
why explaining your new strategy to the public? that's why many things are not working in this country.

They all seek instant gratification without achievement. I wonder which is most essential between tactics and the ship. Ship without tactics is a failure. Instead of their achievement to speak for them, they want to speak for the nonexistent feat.

MaziOmenuko:
Building a magnificent transport exchange at the heart of oshodi. Looks like a wonderful world class project right?

Rubbish! The idea of a transport exchange would work were things are a little more organised: rail system, organised transport system etc. Trust me, 3yrs from now, that magnificent place will be occupied by oshodi touts. They will have self contained accommodation there, allocate rooms and space to themselves with the kingpins at the choicest spots. It will be a cool stuff to smoke weed and a joint to run to when the bag of an innocent passerby is snatched.

That is if there is no control in place. So because of touts there should not be edifices built. Everything will start from somewhere

ignant:
Watch how some of those who will come here to reprimand Falz are the same ones screaming how Nigeria was formed as a divine project.

Nigeria is a shameful product of British criminality.

*spit*

British only gave you what they practice but lack of foresight of the Nigerian leaders made things awful

doctokwus:
See this clown.
An army COS as incompetent as the president himself,now clowning too.
Even America does not have an army uniform that alerts the army to his personnel being in danger and this Dubai property owner is talking of having one.
Pathetic!

But really if Nigeria is the first to have one, let it be it is still a tech. Can't Nigeria take a lead in proactive ideas. Let the ideas be, but lets remind them that efficiency is as good has having the idea and without each other, it is useless.

ishowdotgmail:
There was a criteria in selecting those 5. A reporter from channels TV gave an instance in which Sowore and his supporters are carrying out their campaign.

He said Sowore was too aggressive and not politically inclined yet

Channels Tv is not a legal court to judge. The law says give all contestants fair media coverage. Though the law does not state if on request or not

einsteine:
Why should someone earning 150k per month get a car that is worth his 3 years salary?

In Nigeria, people go beyond their means. I'm sure you know that

kiddoiLL:
Insurance will cover the damage. Whoever or any company that probably owns those cars will definitely have them insured. There are some stuffs that are just to valuable to leave uninsured. And Whity dem, he might probably take responsibility for part of the damage...Life's simple... Us Nigerians, we no dey ever get time to hear about not to talk of invest in Insurance..we are insured by the blood of Jesus

Real asset insurance can't work work in Nigeria since most assets were not comfortably owned. Someone earning 150,000 saved or got a facility to own a car worth 5m even if it is 1.5 with maintenance cost and you want him or her to be paying about 10% every year cum rent and others. It can't come easy

Randy100:
When it comes to sex, women are stronger sha. The story sounds like a fable.

No they are not. It is disheartening that men measure their strength through number of rounds instead of how long it takes to ejaculate. A real man should ejaculate once but of course must have lasted long.
There is need for recovery after every ejaculation while body fluid and mineral also require replenishment.

If a man stay longer, the woman will beg him to stop at a point. FACT

Wiseandtrue:
This is what we get when those in power choose personal interest over national interest!

A law clearly states that a person vying for the office of the President must have a minimum of a WAEC CERTIFICATE, Buhari showed none but was allowed to participate in the election!

Now a country filled with 200million people filled with the intellects is being governed like illiterates

As if we know nothing! Not even knowing the left from our right

Look at how an illiterate is holding us ALL to ransom with everyone suddenly feeling powerless and hopeless!

Let this be a lesson to ALL! whatever affiliation, relationship or agitation, nation's interest remains supreme!

May posterity judge ALL those who by means of conspiracy brought this sorry of a lifeless President upon us. Amen!

law clearly states that a person vying for the office of the President must have a minimum of a WAEC CERTIFICATE or ITS EQUIVALENT

Hmm, maybe Killed by his fellows due to disagreement

It's better she UnCloth

LesbianBoy:
So unnecessary from seyi law

Your opinion

xynerise:
Bia nwokem, si eba puo

Same to you