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I wish my dad gat half the sarcasm your fad has got, my pops na confirm african man with no time for jokes.
The man try all him best to break my stubborn spirit, them no even born you well to tell am say you no wan go church

Datboredberry:
Thank God you posted a picture of that hideous being, portable... Nearly every Nigerian man looks like him...

Berry stop it

I was high af when she came over and we didn't waste time. Oya time to enter the coochie, I spread her legs in my high state of mind and got a big surprise, it was as if the coochie had increased in size by 3x it original size.

Share yours with us

OloriPlug:
Na Philippine woman throw me $500 for coinsph

You try ooo.. Those phillipines dey always dey hard to scope

candidladyTemp:
Didn't sweat my first 200 thou... It was 213 thou actually...

babana's money... Saw it laying carelessly like a stray dog... And my love for dogs is something one needs to be worried about !!!

As a vet that iam "I took the dog in"

Till tomorrow the man never said Nada bout it!!!

Sabi girl

Datboredberry:
Sold a land I inherited...

That's the best source of money since time immemorial ( landed properties and real estate )

I feel you shouldn't have sold it tho, perhaps it would have appreciated in value

Let's learn and catch cruise.
I know we have big ballers here on NL who love to keep it on a low because of reasons best known to them. We'd like y'all to share with us how you made your first 200k.

Note: I don't mind whether you made your money illegally or legally after all money na money

50-50 life na dice

KiNg0G:
I stopped reading when you talked about porn.

read my post very well am not a masturbàtor

and don't you compare fûcking normal pucsy everyday And fappin to be the same

Bro I ain't talking about masturbation. I have good looks, height and money which makes a lot of ladies get attracted to me. The thing is whenever I watch porn I always want to try out what I see the pornstars doing, the crazy positions, the hardcore banging and I always have willing ladies who're ready to spread their legs once I spend some cash for them but I noticed that constant casual sex affects in ways some people don't even know

KiNg0G:
put me through the process brah

I swear bro the first three months were hell, I've got one of those big size dicks which comes with a lot of trouble. First I got rid of my smartphone for the first two months so as to totally avoid watching porn

After the first month I used to have insane string erections for no reason at all, I could just be chilling or doing something then my dick will just start getting erect, on seeing this I would take some ice blocks from the freezer and put it in a bucket of cold water for ten minutes then use the cold water to bath, that always brings the erections down instantly or I go for a long walk where I exert a lot of energy

Another thing I did was to form a new habit I do whenever I get the sexual urge, I started going to the gym regularly and doing home workouts

After three months I got a new smartphone and I wasn't getting the urge to visit porn sites or hookup sites and I did away with all my girlfriends, hook up girls, friends with benefits.

The fourth month was the hardest, my balls were literally full and sending urges which I valiantly fought, whenever I see a lady on short skirt my mind would start playing games on me that I should make a move, but I stood my ground and I was determined that nothing would stop me.

The fifth month I started feeling a sense of achievement which was motivating to continue to abstain from sex

The key is strong determination and even if you have sex after a while you mustn't let the guilt feeling consume you rather you pick yourself up and try again. I used to tail my self ' I might experience some failures, temptations, but I'll never stop trying and that has brought me to nine straight months and the strength I feel in my body is on another level

Pain and regrets, especially when you've sacrificed a lot for your partner. The greatest kind of pains are those that comes forth from the people we love with all our hearts

I'm on it, nine months and still counting but I noticed that these days I get attention from a lot of ladies both from work, home and friends of my sisters, I can't really explain it it's like there something in me that wasn't there before that's attracting them and it seems they just wanna break my celibacy but God pass them sha

Iyaebe:
Women don't need charms to woo men,men are the cheapest commodity that ever existed.

Not all men oo, your naked body doesn't really turn some of us on if you ain't adding value to my life.

I repeat no be all manchi dey looseguard because of toto

Love is beautiful and can be found in the most unexpected places

I ain't gonna preach redpill to you ( that one is your choice should you desire it ) but I'll tell you this: you need to stop trying hard if it isn't working out. Just forget about her and move on, trust me you'll find someone better

They'll come for your head soon enough

FERNANDEZISBACK:
You think if your pops acted in such a rude manner to your mom@ you would be here spewing this garbage?
ninito you ain't gat no experience you are just speaking from some nonsense theory your fellow kids told you..

Now little boy pick up yourself and swallow this nonsense you posted up there..
chico no eres inteligente..

You didn't have to drag his parents into this nau, the boy was just sharing his point of view on the valentine craze out there today

NamelessOGBENI:
Transmutation is the name when it comes to celibacy and spirituality.

'You channel those sexual energies and tensions to something better albeit a greater cause'

I think you have a point here, because I remember that year when I didn't had sex for almost a year, after seven months it seems my sensitiviy to things had multiply by 10x and my skin was glowing in a way I didn't understand because I wasn't using any special cosmetics

Na to call my grandma for village make she make help me find one saint of a maiden who is untouched

posty56:
you have better chance of finding diamond. than seeing all this qualities in a Nigeria girl.

Lmao ���
I've been searching and I haven't seen yet ooo

BoredBerry, why do I feel this topic is somehow related to you personally, anyways it is well.

And I almost forgot, you don't have to reply to all the negative comments and trolls here, just ignore them and you'll be fine dear

bukky1994:
Except do spiritual purposes, nothing much

Can you pls enlighten us on the spiritual benefits

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Typing..
Seriously there are probably thousand of benefits ranging from your physical wellness to your mental wellness..

It kinda make you smarter if I must say..you also tend to have more time for yourself.. critical thinking..

I like and appreciate your perspective on this

On behalf of all the redpillers on NL I say Congratulations

Does celibacy really have it's advantages ?

Is there a side effect of being celibate for a long period of time ?

I have heard many people say it increases one mental capacity especially in the male gender which I highly doubt

Over to y'all, pls kindly share your views on this topic

odinson1:
Your lil sis love you so much. Some sisters and mothers would see Their brother/son hopelessly drowning in the Stupidity called love,and they will leave him there because of their allegiance to The "Sisterhood".

Now that it has come out straight from the horse's mouth that Nice guys are stupid,i hope you will never ever simp again in your life?

I've never been a simp

vikgreen01:
If a bad guy handle ur sis her eye go clear… lol
Abeg u better start preaching good guy to ur lil sis bfr she learn the hard way…

Well she ain't a learner in this game as I dey always give all my sisters steady orientation

Wa wa warisi

Whhhhhaaaaatttttt dahhhhhh fuuuuccck

The first confession tho: The husband clearly realized that he could die as a result of constant sex, baba decided to buy intimacy gadgets to support the mission, I mean how do you even walk into a sex store to select the perfect Love Machine that will fill your wife's coochie... good lawd

Last night me and my sisters decided to unwind all the week stress so we decided to have some red wine which set the mood for an open conversation and we stumbled on this topic.
One of my lil sis even said all good guys are simps hence that explains why they're easily manipulated