Since we're all crazy, we shouldn't be surprised that democracy is too.

PDP power

Tip: If you think somebody is giving you a fake number, read it back to them incorrectly. See if they correct you.

Hmm
My humor is extremely dry and sarcastic. 99% of the time, I'm not being mean in my replies. I'm actually a very nice person. If you've irked me, it will be glaringly obvious and you'll see the other 1%

We are used to thieving, this era of integrity and probity is unusual. Let's give Atiku a chance to open the vault again. Let's allow full fledged corruption to reign once more. It is our culture. We are genetically corrupt. Proudly Nigerian

Hmm
Atiku keeps Promising Us what PMB is already Doing.
His 8 yrs as vice president he couldn't boast of one positive thing he did for the ordinary people, he can't be proud of the pains he caused our people through selling of our National Assets and redundancy without payments.

The VP is Christian and a pastor,. so one pastor is equivalent to 50 Muslims in the cabinet

To those who make this site a welcoming, comfortable community- thank you.
There’s far too much negativity and toxic bullshit on here sometimes. For the low percentage of positive folks, you’re seen and very appreciated.

To those who make this site a welcoming, comfortable community- thank you.
There’s far too much negativity and toxic bullshit on here sometimes. For the low percentage of positive folks, you’re seen and very appreciated.

satan: I HAVE COME TO TAKE YOU TO THE DEPTHS OF H-

me: wow you’re tall

satan: thanks?

me: how tall are you?

satan: i dunno like 6’6”, 6’11” with the horns?

me: [twirling hair] omg “with horns”! you are SO funny

Hardest question to answer: "Describe yourself?"

Is it acceptable to pregame before a parent teacher conference or is that frowned upon?

Are you 18 or over?

Vote APC!

Vote Next Level Nigeria!

Morning. I just love Nigeria. Remember our childhood song "anything you can do, I can do better than you". OBJ has IBB (hmm) but guess what? PMB has 71 Generals. So I guess as always my candidate wins the 'Generals' war. Thank you Generals for standing by Nigeria. You are noble.

Right now, you're looking at your nose, but your brain chooses to ignore it.

Anyways

The weird bright dots you see floating when you look at the sky are your white blood cells.

speeding a little bit so the cop doesn’t think I’m a nerd but not enough to pull me over

I know my Nairaland feed is extreme, I’m actually pretty chill in person.

Sai Baba

Did you ever stop and think for a minute about how crazy it is that anyone is just allowed to make new people?

The human population on this planet has DOUBLED in just 40 years with no sign of slowing down

But sure, eat salad and recycle, we'll be fine

Did you ever stop and think for a minute about how crazy it is that anyone is just allowed to make new people?

The human population on this planet has DOUBLED in just 40 years with no sign of slowing down

But sure, eat salad and recycle, we'll be fine

Humans
Did you ever stop and think for a minute about how crazy it is that anyone is just allowed to make new people?

The human population on this planet has DOUBLED in just 40 years with no sign of slowing down

But sure, eat salad and recycle, we'll be fine

"Oshiomole is going from state to state mobilizing
Secondus is in d media house criticizing

APC supporters are in d campaign grounds hailing
PDP supporters are on social media wailing

Buhari is touring while Atiku is snoring

On Feb16,we will be celebrating while they will be crying"

Nnamdi Kanu is back with a new story. This time, he says Atiku is from Cameroon and not a Nigerian; insists on "No leflendum, no erection". Unfortunately, those who wanted Nigerians to believe him when he said Buhari is Jubril from Sudan, are now asking Nigerians not to mind him ¿

Ponder with me Nairalanders: Buharists are consistent. Some have supported PMB since 2003, some from 1984 and many from 2015. We don't waver in our support, but our opponents go flip-flop always- Saraki, Atiku, Nnamdi Kanu whom suddenly they don't like again. Come on, stay in one lane.

Dino malaye

"Islam allows man to have more than one wife yet Buhari have only one wife.
Atiku has up to 4 wives. Can't you see Atiku can multiply more than Buhari - Uche Secondus the National Chairman of PDP�

� ASSOCIATION OF NO-SENSE

That's good
On Saturday 16th of February 2019, the animals (all those that want to Vote) in the Zoo (Nigeria) will be voting between two Chimpanzees (a Sudanese by name Jubril, or a Cameroonian by name Atiku) to rule over them.

Biafrans, sit at home & save the future of your children!

Atiku will unite Nigerians. That's pure propaganda. He couldn't even unite his campaign team. They are defecting to APC in droves.
Atiku will create jobs. Pure shenanigans. 8 years in power, how many jobs did he create? Atiku carries the anointing to sell and not to build. After all, he sold firewood.
Atiku will bring a better Nigeria. Only one fully gone in amnesia will believe this. Nothing has ever gotten better under Atiku. Go to his people and ask them.
Atiku will fight corruption. I know the devil must have had a good laugh over this. If you doubt me, ask the NIPOST man at Ota. He called him a thief.
Let's get Nigeria working again. Funny; who grounded her at the first instance?

Equation Balanced

Buhari Atiku

Muslim Muslim
Fulani Fulani
Northern Northern
70+ 70+
Al Sudani Al Camerooni

Bigots are confused �