₦airaland Forum

SundayNightGist:
Honestly, I used to believe some things belonged to the red light district. Or is it just me? Seeing that I was raised a church boy with little to no experience chiking babes, I couldn’t imagine myself ever dating a girl that now makes me think twice. Like, am I now mad or what? How did I get here?

Since I met this my new girl, it’s just been as if the veil of "ignorance" is beginning to fall off my face; abi guy man don dey spoil go be that ni?

Or how else can I explain to this honorable forum that my current girlfriend, though a manager at her company, likes to wear waist-beads? I mean she even wears it to work!

Although I somehow like the sight of it on her waist, I just can’t get the idea of thinking she might be a corporate olosho out of my head. This thing is sowing seeds of mistrust in me and I really don’t know what to do again. And it’s not like I haven’t told her. Everytime I do she will just look at me with a side-eye, rub my head, and laugh briefly. Shey I never carry load wey no be my own like this? Abi na my mind? Make e no be say na person glory dey on the line so o. The thing dey fear me walahi.

Nairalanders please advise a brother urgently.

I just ordered some waist beads for my frnd on Ali express... She wears it and never removes them she uses it to watch weight.... I don't know abit the fetish stereotypes

Opeyemiextra:
I had a discussion with someone recently and he was of the opinion that we can and should sometimes justify some bad behaviors as just our nature and evil as a form of defence.

According to him, some bad things can be justified especially when it's for one's defence.
I understand all humans have the capacity to commit evil given the right circumstances and evil people aren’t always evil in isolation but as a result of their circumstances.

But regardless, should we justify them?

I think one of the instance op meant is when you cheat someone because you want a better life yourself and your family.
Doing crimes and fraud as an avenue to escape poverty is evil... But justifiable because it's benefitial to the perpetrator.

I think that's an example

TheSourcerer:
Workers From Memphis Cleaning Company Dress Up As Superheroes To Cheer Up Patients At Children's Hospital In Le Bonheur

lalasticlala and mynd44 will not see this op... But if it's tonto dike and that yeye he/she risky... Dey for Don carry am go Frontpage

Christmasdon:
Nah mhen, things are really skyrocketing o in terms of food prices and other commodities. can you imagine lately last month i bought some cooked egg sold at N60. per one and to my widest dream i returned 3 days after the time i bought those cooked eggs lo and behold it now N70. Asin Who did we offend?

uncooked egg is 70naira here

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Jackson105:
Yes, he is an asslicker but he is 10 times better than the governor of any state you come from in Nigeria.

You think the useless governor of your state, will even allow unfavorable report to get out to the people.

Every sane individuals commend Sanwoolu for setting up a panel to look into it and allow the truth to prevail, most of our governors will not do that and their is absolutely nothing anyone can do about it.

who started it... Was he sleeping when the soldiers were deployed?

LagosInter:
She knew I viewed it and I was shocked.


I thought read receipts turn off would hide that.
Or is she using a GB or modded WhatsApp?

she guessed

pejuakinab:
The ones that surprises me most are the ones that will be shouting " Jeeez Jeez" or this hausa girl with funny ringtone like "waiyo Allah!"

lol.. A friend told me about a hausa neighbor nacking midnight... She's Yorba and all she had was waiyo Allah... Repeatedly... She had to listen carefully before she could deduced it was sex... I don't know the meaning of waiyo Allah... But I deduced it's heavenly lol

DriverX:
Mumu. The way you looked down on her, it's your turn now. Get a bucket, cry into it, then drink your tears later

would she have gotten pregnant if the old man was poor?

Bigpapi:
Will you keep quiet

should we place a bet? 20k if the miracle happens

I don't know what to do with this space.... Brain on default...

Poster below might have something reasonable to say

sapientia:
This is very insensitive

just the reality... It wld be miraculous

PoliticallyLeft:

You'll be surprised that 80% of Southerners are happy that things are hard in the country even though they are suffering.

If they purchase cheaper substitutes, how will they post on Instagram that they purchased something worth 1000 naira for 2000 naira and blame Buhari?

Check any post that criticises the incumbent government, it always goes:

Under Jonathan T was 2 naira , under Buhari it is 5 naira.

They do not ever blame the retailers who are doubling profit.

Put differently, for most of Nigerians inflation is a payback for voting Buhari in 2015 .

so the retailers were single profiting under Jonathan?

Lovenorth:
He is hurt because no one invited him

lol... Almajiri

Timekeeper:
Na only camera u see for the whole thing.. Why women like be like this for God sake? Ehnnnn

pics fiiinnneeee

Badintentions:
Visited my mums home at ogun state, I found my Dad’s old trap, set it yesterday and this morning here’s what i found

nice camera... Not like this people wet go dey upload blurry pictures up and down

ecomalchemist:
GOD FORBID.

lol... How much last

ecomalchemist:
BELIEVE

can I buy for 10k delivery is ibadan

Bb

OyigboUpdate:
As usual we try to bring the exclusives.

This is the recent attack in Yobe if you want the full gist follow this detailed thread by a fellow Nairalander

https://www.nairaland.com/6817376/troops-foiled-deadly-attack-kartako#107000285

Now let's see some voices and pictures

how many people did ipob kidnap before they were designated terrorists?

Warrior14:
I will be getting married in 3 weeks time but I'm not happy
I'm getting married to a man who has beaten me two different times. I'm getting married to a man who is heartless and doesn't know how to love and treat a woman right. I'm getting married to a man who does not have a mind of his own.

I'm getting married but I'm already thinking of divorce.

I'm overwhelmed! I'm physically strong but I'm weak.
Just don't want to wake up from my sleep so I won't have to continue with this marriage plans as I can't stand the shame of calling off the marriage at this time.

dear op
How old are you

A week lockdown is silly