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We have a Navy and an Air force and then pay some ex militant to do their jobs, shame. This GEJ guy was thinking with his ass.

Emphany:
This APC people no jes want mk this family rest. Wetin carry the elders go lagos. Or them go see the lagoon preacher.

Dicson is PDP and his supporters or backers are PDP wetin con concern APieces wey you dey accuse dem

uuuuuhm how this one take concern me

He only stole small money, that wasn't corruption. Yeah, GEJ said so

Abeg mek una no vex this "Federecion Internationale De Agbogadas (FIDA)" na Naija things?








just asking

FTC yeah!

















Make I pay deposit for my land first

Wike is so obsessed with hunting Amaechi down rather than settle down to the business of governance. Common sence would have told any sane person that those funiture would have been carted away by government house staff. Would Wike ever had reused those furnishing without replacing them? Buhari has not moved into the Aso rock because everything have to be replaced (Changed). Abeg replace those things and start the work or governance. You were never gonna reuse them anyway

Cutehector:
Mtcheww.. U be yusuf buhari weda u like it or not!

Lol, this Cutehector you be real clown

The wicked runneth while no one pursueth

sugarvallly:
I fine pass d babe jor

with which face?

tlops:
What matters is that power changes hand!

Power changes hand? Na wa Nigerians can just say anything without thinking. Litrarily power did not change hand here.

remirez07:
I think the northerns Should grow up.... This shouldn't be the beginning of the end of apc... Still watching tho.

So you think APC youths pelted the dignitaries with stones and water sachets in the inauguration of an APC governor? You must be thinking with a PDP brain

Ezenwammadu:
ls this the change.......tear gassing the youths that voted for him

No, we should clap for them. Mumu like you

Hmmmmm big joke. Let Wike dance well while the drum beats last, like the cockroach dances before the lizard appears. He obviously has a very short time. Evil can only reign over good but for a short time

johnsonjosbles:
Thesame online. Results that was accuratly correspond with Jega during presidential which got ORUBEBE eyes cleared? Ok continue!

Hmmm na you spark this Inglis?

Sweetguy25:
Are you hearing the song they are playing in the Rivers PDP victory rally today? Just tune to AIT. Obey O, Obey O, Obey~ Amaechi must Obey Wike, Obey!

That's the same way PDP went about the presidential election and ended up losing. Now they are making the governorship election a Wike vs Amaechi thing instead of making it issue based. Meanwhile Amaechi don win his own election (presidential). I dey laugh.

OK na. Who want WIKEdness as governor? Be careful what you wish for. Abeg it's Dakuku Dakuku, my governor my governor and I've got my PVC ready

And him write paper full.. I'm sure he will be good in ICT ..419 things... or better still, an artist.

Spiritus things

Maxjony2000:
3 = 12

See your head, na this simple one you fit answer

Na wa ooo. So this post even get 5 pages? See as guys dey believe. Abegi, float your swag, respect yourself, show some evidence of abundant pepe and them go dey pursue you themselves. Which one be all this long story?

Defcon1:
So much for Lenten season
l have no doubt that many of those heartless thieves attended the cathedraticum and Good Friday service, only to steal what did not belong to them today, and the some Catholics among them will even receive Easter holy communion tomorrow
SMH

Hypocrites!

Screaming In Orubebe's voice: We will not accept this! we will not take this! you are compromised! you are biased! You are religiously discriminative! we will challenge this! .. (Now sitting with mic in hand)

Collynzo9:
I thought having a senate President from your place automatically solves all your problems. Why are they so hungry that they are stealing dead goats for food?

While existing on the standing protocols, I want to tell you that there's no cause for control as everything is under alarm! After all, they are just helping to dispose off the dead animals befor it constitutes a biological hazard to the environment or would you have prefered human casualties? Those goats were doomed to die this easter the only difference being that they died before reaching their destination

I think a more realistic thing to ask is toll free customer service numbers. It makes no sense to call them to fix a problem and they use your credit to advertise all their services to you before giving you the option to press 1 to talk to an agent and that's if you are lucky

Partnership is a common thing with not just Nigeria churches but churches abroad too. The church does not get subventions or grants from the government and they still need to execute numerous projects. So they rely on partners to fund these projects. Nobody is forced to pay so free the rest G.Os

Uhm.. I did not see the part where the employee receives 2m upfront. I know some companies pay their employees some money to secure their services for a stated period of time and if the employee decides to leave before the expiration of that time, he has to pay back the prorated sum. Who know whether these guys Don collect small thing before signing the bond.

When you see a pothole while doing 100km/h on the highway do the following;
1. Apply your brake to slow down.
2. Bring your car to a stop.
3. Pack your car and get a shovel (probably from your booth)
4. Use the shovel to dig up some dirts and cover the pothole
5. Get into your car and continue your journey.

See your mumu face wey you dey take ask mumu question. If you know say you no sabi drive, why you go dey do 100km/h for highway

First reaction is to slam your brake, but that depends on how close the next car is behind you. If you can center or side track the pothole , nice but if not possible, apply your brake but whatever you do, never enter the pothole with your foot on the brake, i.e. take your foot off the break just before you enter the pothole.

This weak and primitive Malawians are so intimidated by Nigerians that's why. One cheap slutty Malawian mate of my Arab friend once refused to meet me in Amsterdam when the guy said he wanted her to meet her fellow African bro (me). I guess they have this inferiority complex thing going on in their head. I don't agree with the post title, I'll rather say they are intimidated by our presence.

[quote author=Danka7777]Please poster, kindly explain what you mean by: "100km/s". Engineers in the house are deeply troubled and uncomfortable by that. Do you mean to say 100km/h? If indeed the driver was going at "100km/s", Albert Einstein and Dr. Gabriel Oyibo would be interested to talk to you, as only light can attain such speed. lol. Bros you for over look the typo na.

this Jakumo is a clown.

Jakumo: SearchCorp this is an amazing story, and the way you describe the visceral mixture of fear and elation that kicks in later, I know this chit went down for real.

"Dem don change today" ! ha ha ha ha ha ha Dem don change commot for dem former office, come go open new branch office by surprise. ha ha ha sorry for the laughter, so, to compensate for that, here is my prayer for the rest of your journey.

Papa God nogo let dem change office for ya front again, AAAAAAAAAmen ha ha ha ha. sorry.. sorry.

Lol. this Jakumo is a clown.

Jakumo: SearchCorp this is an amazing story, and the way you describe the visceral mixture of fear and elation that kicks in later, I know this chit went down for real.

"Dem don change today" ! ha ha ha ha ha ha Dem don change commot for dem former office, come go open new branch office by surprise. ha ha ha sorry for the laughter, so, to compensate for that, here is my prayer for the rest of your journey.

Papa God nogo let dem change office for ya front again, AAAAAAAAAmen ha ha ha ha. sorry.. sorry.

That can never be a 2009 Avalon.. Haba It's not even 08, wetin!