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Fashion / Re: Student Burnt While Contesting For Mr University Of Nigeria In Enugu Campus by styno(m): 1:37pm On Mar 16, 2019
Where is the video

All these is why we were where we were.

If you say video, put video not still pictures
Politics / Re: Senator Dino Melaye Mocks Akpabio For Losing Election With New Song (Video) by styno(m): 1:31pm On Mar 16, 2019
Nigerianization:
Dino is a necessary comic relief needed to once in a while escape our harsh political realities.

He's not alone, we have the dancing senator Adeleke and Co.

Iberiberism is also on his way to the senate chambers to mould as many statues as possible
Ibeririberism is only coming to the Senate because of Akpirism cool cool
Celebrities / Re: Throwback Photo Of Singer Teni Before The Fame by styno(m): 10:40am On Mar 09, 2019
Hehehe her story is like my twitter profile picture @austynex
Crime / Re: Nigerian Hacker Bags 51 Months Jail Term In The US For Fraud 31-year-old (PHOTO) by styno(m): 3:47pm On Aug 18, 2017
This Guy whose picture is used here is definitely not the guy in custody as he is with me right here at work. This must be a case of wrong picture for the wrong Obinna. The picture is the picture of my colleague at work.
Sports / Re: Jay Jay Okocha And Diego Maradona At 67th FIFA Congress (Photo) by styno(m): 5:59pm On May 10, 2017
Jay Jay and Maradona 10/10
Science/Technology / Re: Eclipse Seen In Port Harcourt, Rivers State (pictured) by styno(m): 10:10am On Sep 01, 2016
Science/Technology / Re: Eclipse Seen In Port Harcourt, Rivers State (pictured) by styno(m): 9:58am On Sep 01, 2016
The maximum point of the annular eclipse will take place at 10:01 am, and the annularity will last for 3 minutes and 6 seconds.
Education / Re: Nigerian Student Of Warwick Suffers Racism (Photo) by styno(m): 3:56pm On Apr 06, 2016
geedeex2:
Why not just eat the banana like Daniel Alves .the weyrey behind that stunt wanted a reaction as the one you've given ,why not disappoint him .

Yes oo. Take it and chop it like Eto'o but make sure the foolish flat mate is there before chopping it.
Sports / Re: Nigerians React To Super Eagles' 1 - 1 Draw With Egypt by styno(m): 10:11pm On Mar 25, 2016
Siasia was substituting players even when they were still doing very well. Ahmed Musa was substituted immediately after he forced a save from the Egyptian keeper.
Politics / Re: Magistrate Arrests Woman Who Scratched Her Car, Then Sent Her To Prison (Pic) by styno(m): 5:54pm On Mar 23, 2016
makingsense:

“Yetunde, who bumped into the magistrate’s car assumed she would be asked to leave only to realise that Sule-Hamzat’s car was chasing her from behind




If not guilty why allow your self to be chased..
Sha I refuse to choose sides..!!

Hmmm too many inconsistencies in this story. I think the poster is just seeking unnecessary attention and sympathy from this. I am tempted to believe the Court Registrars version. A magistrate knows the implications of being a judge in her own case, it's actually a well known and frequently used legal quote that you can't be a judge in your own case. From the excerpt below,he first said the magistrate's driver bumped his wife, then he later said his wife bumped the magistrate's car.

According to Osijo’s husband, Dipo, Sule-Hamzat’s driver, who is a magistrate at the Ogudu Magistrate Court, allegedly bumped into Osijo’s car, but the furious magistrate ordered that Osijo be arrested and taken to her court, where she promptly ordered that Osijo be remanded in Kirikiri Prison without giving her the opportunity to get a lawyer.

Dipo said: “From information I gathered from eyewitnesses, it was the magistrate’s driver that was wrong at the time of the minor accident.

“Yetunde, who bumped into the magistrate’s car assumed she would be asked to leave only to realise that Sule-Hamzat’s car was chasing her from behind.”

Dipo also told Vanguard that his wife started driving in January, and that it was just a traffic offence that resulted in a minor scratch.
Politics / Re: How The Crash That Killed James Ocholi And Family Was Just A Big Mess by styno(m): 3:28pm On Mar 08, 2016
A very long write up with too many technical contradictions.
1. Tire pressure monitor senses both high and low pressures, and you are more likely to get a tire blow out from high pressure than from low
pressure.
2. Your brake pads cannot rub on a drum as a car with brake pads does not have brake drums. Brake drums goes with shoes while pads goes with discs (rotors)

Anyways you try sha.
Politics / Re: Photos From Ben Murray-Bruce's 60th Birthday Celebration by styno(m): 12:20pm On Feb 20, 2016
Charmerbeautylooks:
Dis man talks too much! Relax, even if u paid dem or nt. government is Nt going to query u! Over sabi Ben Bruce! embarassed

If he didn't pay the artistes, did he not pay for Eko Hotel? What about accommodation for all the international guests?

We sef get common sense

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Celebrities / Re: DonJazzy Refuses To Perform With Dbanj At BenBruceAt60, Nigerians React by styno(m): 11:56am On Feb 20, 2016
@Benbruce was high on naija made gin so he asked Don Jazzy to perform for him knowing they didn't reharse and you lots are hating on Don baba J, una real faadaa

I'm just trying to make common sence
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Advice, He Was Invited For A Chat after a brave reply to the regret letter by styno(m): 10:01pm On Nov 29, 2015
They are probably looking for a confident and daring person, your response showed those qualities
Celebrities / Re: Denrele Edun: "I Am Beautiful And Pretty" (Photo) by styno(m): 6:40pm On Nov 25, 2015
Your yash to tell you
Business / Re: Man Seen In Bank With Two Trousers To Withdraw Money (Photo) by styno(m): 2:34pm On Nov 25, 2015
Is hokay
Family / Re: Pictures Of Lady Who Brought Her Maid To Fan Her In Salon Go Viral by styno(m): 5:57pm On Nov 24, 2015
Don't be deceived it's a scene from a new Nollywood movie
Culture / Re: Ooni Of Ife Oba Enitan Ogunwusi Makes 1st Public Appearance A Day After Secret C by styno(m): 3:30pm On Nov 24, 2015
Is that his Abobaku behind him? And something must smell so bad for him to squeeze his nose like that
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: After 2 Years Of Unemployment. by styno(m): 6:41pm On Nov 23, 2015
linearity:
This is terrible and a shameful depiction of the Nigeria state, when a job that pays $6,500/annually is celebrated as 'mouth watering offer'.

This begs the question; what qualifies for a mediocre salary in Nigeria these days?

Really shameful. I was heart broken that it was hailed as mouth watering. This country really need to get better. Anyway, just thank God for what ever level you are at.
Politics / Re: PDP Releases Official Statement On Audu's Death by styno(m): 6:26pm On Nov 23, 2015
amjoseph19:
I was a die hard PDP critic, I criticize them for virtually everything. Then, APC came out, I was very happy... I spent 6 months observing then, at the end of that 6 months.... I understood the adage that says that " the devil you know is better than the angel you don't know".
Greatest political regret is casting my vote on ngige during anambra state gubernatorial election... (Thank God that he didn't win), I would hater myself.
Which such good ethical gesture from PDP, the will win the vote of many INTRELLIGEN citizen of this county.


hArKukO!
Culture / Re: Ooni, Enitan Ogunwusi, Returns From The Forest With The Traditional Crown by styno(m): 6:20pm On Nov 23, 2015
slimzypink:
what happened to the old OOni??

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Which cave did you emerge from?
Celebrities / Re: Celebrities From Ogwashi-uku by styno(m): 2:12am On Nov 23, 2015
Hehehe good one Carnival Woman, Ogwashi Uku will be great again
Romance / Re: Found Condoms In My Fiance's Bag.again! by styno(m): 11:43am On Oct 25, 2015
If he is not doing you with condom, then the other chick is the side chick. Be happy or where you thinking he was hooked on okra soup only? Babe, if you love him, just look the other way and nurture your relationship till marriage if possible. When you run away from this one, what is the guaranty that the next one wont make you a side chick? Na you sabi shaa
Romance / Re: Found Condoms In My Fiance's Bag.again! by styno(m): 11:36am On Oct 25, 2015
Pineapp:
1a. He cares about you and is playing safe not to infect you with whatever infection he might be dinning with. sad

1b. He no wan give the girl belle. angry



2a. He's cheating and its glaring to you.

2b. If you cant stand it,walk away now that he's just a fiance. undecided



3.... He might have gotten the job of a major distributor for condoms lipsrsealed



ROTFL ... Your Faaather! that number 3 though "He might have gotten the job of a major distributor for condoms"
Politics / Re: Obasanjo In Auto-Crash, Escapes Unhurt - Today.ng by styno(m): 11:16am On Oct 25, 2015
GudluckIBB:
May God heal him.

Jonathan and pdp will be like...ntor mmmee. na I'm good For am

Abeg I no fit laugh grin grin grin
Politics / Re: Modified by styno(m): 8:34pm On Oct 24, 2015
gab264:
Useless man......
Buhari u shall not no peacesadsad
For the rest of yaa tenure.
Ur policies have shown who u truly are.
Boko haram will never end in the north.
Economy of the zoo shall crumble more and more.
No amount of policies shall revamp it again.
Buhari u shed innocent bloods just to get to dat sit.
But behold, thou shall not see it end, those bloods u shed are crying every day in the presence of our Almighty God.
Because of his anger, he has dispatched angel of destruction to the economy of this useless nation,.
Ur policies will turn to the worst.
Many have lost there jobs within this period of destruction.
Very soon Nigeria will crawl into reccesion, yaa foreign reserve shall be deplated, tribes and nations shall emerge.
Maa pple will have there freedom, there oppression are maa concern, am pained!! cus of it.
I will curse thaa who cus maa pple, there generation shall I curse.
I will spare not dis nation, for the wicked dids of thou leaders.
When u migth ave seen all this signs, u will no that am yaa God.

Thus says the lord.

WTF! Wetin concern PMB for this topic now..

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Politics / Re: Modified by styno(m): 8:28pm On Oct 24, 2015
Be Quiet



















Amaechi is in the house..........................................All ye PDPricks beware!
Politics / Re: "I Have Never Collected Bribe In My Life" - Rotimi Amaechi by styno(m): 7:30pm On Oct 22, 2015
Let's just say you first have to disprove a truth to make it a lie.

So oya, wailers, come up with a proof to disprove the Lion of Ubima when he said he has never taken bribe.
Politics / Re: Thank You Gov.wike, You Made Amaechi a Legend. by styno(m): 7:20pm On Oct 22, 2015
Ok Na, And he even came with a copy of the panel's report...

BTW na me be this for FTC












I go come back come comment when people don plenty.. Mod give me my C of O for that my land up there oo
Sports / Re: Pls How Do I Get My Money Back From Parknbet by styno(m): 6:01pm On Aug 24, 2015
My Friend it's called gambling. You gambled and you lost.



I go come back to tell you how to get your money back, mek I go shit first
Romance / Re: When A Lady Tries To Pressurize A Good Guy Into A Sexual Relationship See Here by styno(m): 5:46pm On Aug 24, 2015
ahsekeena:
Lol. She's a crazy one.


I like how shy guys get so uncomfortable and sweaty when a girl tries to seduce them, its just so funny.

Hmmm. Your specialty huh wink wink
Politics / Re: Nigeria Earns N2.5trn From Petroleum Products Export In 3 Months by styno(m): 3:09pm On Aug 20, 2015
phyllosilicate:

I could remember how Okonjo Iweala was shouting how Nigeria was broke, how Nigerians should tighten their belt because of the falling price of crude oil and that Nigeria would borrow to be able to finance the 2015 budget. But in just 3 months almost 60% of the Budget has been generate just from petroleum products alone, not including revenues generated internally and other export.
IF THIS MUCH COULD BE GENERATED WITHIN 3 MONTHS WHEN OIL PRICE IS ABOUT $50 PER BARREL, WHERE WAS OUR MONEY GOING TO WHEN IT WAS $110 PER BARREL?
Your question explains why NOI was screaming that we were broke. Simply because they were spending more that we were earning. No matter how much you earn, you will still be broke if your expenditure is higher than your earning

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