Fidelismaria:





Stingy ass modafvcker

Wat apened to dere is love in sharing

once bitting twice shy brethren

sekem:


Why suffer yourself because of another person?

Why can't you be bold enough to tell them that you are not in the mood to share?

I don't just know what the problem with mankind really is.

So many people living fake lives just because of their inability to be true to themselves... and to people around them.

it is called bureaucracy........ Dig it

Those food radar. Guys ... I know how to handle dem... When dey show up I'll js be my normal self after cooking I'll shower n dress up...... All of us will leave ... And if I come back n he returns we'll. Read 2gether buh dey rarely return

obiorathesubtle:
Like poles repel bros.. I'm a guy!

am electroplated oooo... Haa... Change ur gender na

obiorathesubtle:
highly Corrosive

please lemme be ur metal

Tolexander:
They have access to Acid: if one furcks up in the relationship, acid bathing will be one's portion.

hahaha

obiorathesubtle:
Proud Chemist.

baby do u react?

jamalnation:
Wat is dis 1 saying

I guess u're among ppl Jamb gave Banking and Surgery coz u can't read

MPORTANT REASONS TO DATE A CHEMIST

1. Chemistry experiments require attention to detail. Your date with a chemist will be on time, will pay attention to you, and will remember your likes and dislikes.

2. Science requires effort, practice and patience. You can expect a chemist to work at a relationship and not call it quits when problems arise.

3. Chemists are interesting. They are curious and always learning. Dating a chemist means you will never be bored.

4. Chemists pay attention to personal hygiene so you don't have to worry about going down on them.
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5. Chemists are almost always fantastic cooks. They often brew amazing beer, make wine or possibly distill their own spirits. Very few make drugs, though they know how, that's why they are the only ones having party named after them(chemical party).
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6. Chemists are smart, spontaneous, and adventurous due to its the importance of those qualities in their field.

7. Everyone tells u "Baby I know we have 'chemistry'"..... Who understands chemistry of anything than a chemist, and whatever you understand you can handle.

If you aren't dating a chemist you are missing........ Do u guys have chemistry in ur current relationship? If u don't meet any chemist now..... They are limited edition o

lonelydora:
I stopped reading the moment I saw Uniport at number 8 and UNN at number 14. What the fvck?



Never heard of number 20 and 45.

Number 20 is former Federal University of Technology, Yola........... @2007 it ranked no5

SweetOlive:
Mama - Kiss Daniel

Reekado Bankz Oluwa ni

Why is masturbation spreading so fast in the world today?
Masturbation or self-pleasuring has become a socially accepted practice by both female and male genders throughout the world today, more than in the past. This may be as a result of the increasing rise in sexually transmitted diseases otherwise known as STDs or due to the difficulty encountered by both genders in finding a trusted romance partner. But is this supposed to be the normal way of life? If not, what are the dangers associated with female or male masturbation?
The issue of people touching themselves or pleasuring their bodies to obtain either emotional or physical satisfaction, has been a widespread disease in the world today, especially amongst the young people of age; 14 to 30, maybe as a result of sex appeal marketing going on in every sector of today's world, or due to peer pressure and youthful exuberance.
Historical indices showed that between the periods of 1920s to late 30s, fewer numbers of females indulged in self-pleasuring, while from late 1930s to late70s, the figure increased by some percentage. My own years of personal research showed that this was as a result of so many wars that took place in these periods of 1930s to 70s, leading to the death of more number of male adults. And within the periods of early 1980s to mid 90s, lesser number of females practiced this. And finally, the current index showed that this number has quadrupled from that period till date, what should be the problem?
Why do females masturbate?
Again, my personal research showed that more and more females are beginning to indulge in this act for the following reasons:
1. The new female craze to experience orgasm
2. Fear of heartbreak, so many prefer to live single
3. Global quest to empower women, causing more women to desire spinster life
4. Fear of contacting STDs
5. Media hype
6. Sex marketing going on in all media forms- home videos, musical videos and social network sites
7. Fear of unwanted pregnancy (most common amongst female students)
8. Desire to be seen as a religiously upright person (some females prefer to get personal emotional relief via masturbating secretly in their rooms than to be seen as a lady that sleeps with men)
9. Desire to remain a technical virgin
10. Parental restriction or lack of freedom (mostly applicable to teenage girls)
11. Pornography viewing
These are the major reasons why majority of females are beginning to indulge in self-pleasuring than in the past. And for their male counterpart, below are some of the major reasons:
Why do guys masturbate?
1. Inability to find a romantic partner or lover, which may be attributed to so many factors like- lack of finance due to unemployment or joblessness, age, parental restrictions, inferiority complex, lack of boldness, religious reasons, etc
2. Sexual extremism/perversion or high sex drive/Fun
3. Abnormal imaginations
4. Idleness and loneliness
5. Parental restrictions (applicable to teenage boys alone)
6. Fear of contacting STDs
7. Abnormal desire to be appear religiously clean or upright
8. Bad company or friends
9. Addiction to pornography
10. Fear of being a father
IS IT HEALTHY TO INDULGE IN SELF-PLEASURING?
Some medical experts would tell you that it is safe to practice self-pleasuring, but I am here to prove them wrong, medically, psychologically, physically and spiritually. There are lots of health risks associated with self-pleasuring, don’t practice it!
Medically: there is something called ‘normal flora’ in medical terminology. This means the proper location or habitation of something or you can call it healthy environment for a particular organism, substance, virus, bacteria, etc. Now, an improper placement of a particular body substance(s), useful bacteria or secretions, into an unusual flora, may lead to an infection or malfunctioning in the body system.
In most cases where people masturbate (especially the male), they usually employ a lubricant (majority make use of the saliva) to lubricate their male organ so as to allow him to mimic the movement of his organ during normal encounter with a female, by so doing, he pleasures himself to a minute satisfaction or so. Applying the saliva on his organ has disobeyed the law of ‘normal flora’, which may and usually results to an infection in the organ, and neither is it advisable to use jellies cos same applies. I am not here to explain all those medical implications…If you doubt this, carry out this simple test to confirm.
Confirmation test - for continuously 7 days, keep using your saliva to rub on a particular portion on your skin (e.g. your hand or any other), during this period, ensure that portion of your skin is always covered, and do not apply any cream or soap on it. After the period of 7 days, examine that skin, you would notice some skin coloration or infection, your test is complete. Thank you.
Another medical or hygienic danger is the possibility of dirt or germs penetrating into your organ through the skin pores that usually opens during this act. And 60% of people that practice this, do it without washing their hands thoroughly with clean germ-free water. Beware!
There are more medical risks of practicing masturbation, which I shall soon publish in a more comprehensive hub for you to read and be aware.
Psychologically : my personal research and honest interviews with youths who admitted they had indulged in masturbation, revealed that during self-pleasuring, the person involved imagines a lot of things (indecent images and scenes), some may go as wild as imagining themselves involving in a similar encounter with probably an attractive opposite sex (may be a star, celebrity, neighbor, coworker, etc), some may even imagine themselves in an extra-ordinary situations that may and usually come reflecting in their memories even after the act. This has led some to crime such as: female molestation, stalking or kidnapping, etc.
Many who have indulged in this act, have confirmed that they usually feel empty, angry, rejected and unacceptable the moment they are done with it.
Continuous involvement in masturbation have also been proved by sexual experts to lead to sexual dissatisfaction with a partner in later life. It is also reported that 3 in every 5 ladies that masturbate frequently, do find it difficult to obtain complete satisfaction with their boyfriend or husband, some may never reach the crest of lovemaking in their whole life. And it has also been proven that they often piss their male partners off with so many unusual demands during normal lovemaking. This is also applicable to men.
Physically: masturbation does often result to injury of the outer sex organ in both male and female. Some people who indulge in this do often lose concentration and injure their body, which may often times give room for skin infections. And continuous rubbing of the organ strains the: skin, the veins, arteries, muscles and glands around that region, which may result to abnormal displacement, deformation or malfunction.
Spiritually: if you are a Christian, I don’t need to start quoting the Bible for you here, but I am very sure you know that masturbation is an unclean practice in Christian life, which is called, sin. Conversely, some hypocrites misinterpret this as not being a sin. This is just the same as girls or ladies who engage in MouthAction and masturbation and still claim to be virgins. Let me clear you with that misinterpretation, so long as you have had any form of encounter that arouse your feelings sexually either by self-pleasuring or oral s*x, you are no longer a virgin, you are just a technical virgin. Thank you guys,
source:http://blazewap.com

By the time they start finning Nigeria for all the extra judicial killings... We will lease our oil well for 10yrs so we can b able to pay up

This is absolutely nothing compared to my PH206 exam.... 92 student occupying 1200 cpacity multipurpose hall in d most stable and confortable manner

Worst is that on the invigilators's list in the timetable said "all staff"

Wrote both exam and test inside that hall(3hrs 30mins)... My only consolation was that its one unit

[b][/b]I just remembered 2pac's song... Hit 'em up


Bad Boy Killers (Take Money)
You know who the realist is
niggas we bring it to (Take Money)


First off, Bleep your bitch
And the clique you claim
West side when we ride
Come equipped with game
You claim to be a player
But I bleeped your wife
We bust on Bad Boys
niggas Bleep for Life

Very very poor economic policies... He should better consult Sanusi,Soludo,Ngozi n her team of experts to help

Wepu anya n'ala na ala ga agbazi kwagi ala

Moz22:
ofcourse she could have died at dat spot bt God still deemed it feet to spare her life. Don't u think there is a purpose for which u are being.created? Or did u just jump out of nowhere?

man and his sense of purpose bullshit...

Man can't accept death that's why we create an imaginary life after death n that was heavily achieved in christianity

If she was sitting in the front seat of that bus she's a dead person by now... I guess she's a back seater

ItsMeAboki:


No, because the sharia system is more efficient at reaching justice, you therefore hardly see such violent incidences of jungle justice in northern states; unlike in the southern states where very often criminals e.g. thieves/ robbers are stripped naked, beaten to pulp and burnt alive - sometimes in front of children watching.

I hav spent most of my youth age in the north... Street court is held everywhere just that it doesn't make it to the media that much

ItsMeAboki:


No Sharia court has the power or right to try a non-Muslim without his consent.

and this sharia court don't also hold in the streets(people pursue thief to cut his hand for stealing neighbours' shoe) that sort of thing

NiRfreak:
and who is praying for you?

I guess its rhetorical... Don't u think? @freak

I feel like singing this song... Follow me if u care guys

Ogbanje power pwerless power

Mammywater power powerless power

Jesus power super power

We must pray for our annointed. They are human like us and the temptations they face daily weighs like the universe

ItsMeAboki:


You are the one that needs education:

Freedom to religion is a fundamental human right embedded in our constitution; in other words every Nigerian has a right to freely pursue his religion within the context of the constitution - for Muslims that is the right to be judged according to the Sharia.
Nigerian Christian are comfortable with most of our laws which were derived from Englis law inherited from our colonial masters, which in turn were derived from canon law - basically Christian in origin; values of which are often contradictory or alien to Muslims.
That is why Muslims are advocating for their Sharia; which in Nigeria is not applicable to non Muslims but intolerant Christians like you are kicking against them from exercising that right - a right which you ridiculously want to be conceded for the sake of the image of our capital, in a predominately Muslim region - my friend you can't be serious.

in a situation where by the case is between a christian and a muslim and the muslim wants his case at sharia court and it happens to be in a state that practices sharia law...what happens?

This is really good... Waiting for physical science and energy sources research centre lik that... This is the type of thing that develops a place and not some half baked universities

I know some clown will soon come here to ask if service is by force but hear this; if they don't scrap it then itsby force n theyholding so many people by the neck with their incompetency

I blame the people that fought for independence in this country

I wonder what happend to Kirikiri side, Abule Oshun, ILASA, Isolo, Ejigbo, mafuolukun, igondu

Hehehehe... Come 2019 its either APGA&SDP or Kowa... We can't believe after all we've been through with "change" u PDP still adopted. The most hated word in Nigeria right now...

Wen Obama used that word change I loved dy/dx but now dy/dx scares me

Beanstalk.... "B4 the Administration took overwe didn't know it the country was to continue"

Yes... GEJ made the call that made it continue n all u guys have done till today is blame him for giving u guys that chance to always stick this slogan "Comae Have A New Grievious Experience" up the Zombies Assez

We're not suffering, we're chilling broke.. This is outrageous