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Politics / Re: Words And Terminologies We Learnt Since Buhari Became President by stzy(m): 7:57pm On Apr 04, 2016
8. Guliver
9. Johnny walker
10. Bubu
11. Zombies
12. Ipod
13. Propaganda
14. Lies were hit back 2 back
15. Oljumoke
16. David marking
17. All the gates(dasuki, ekiti)
18.Budget mafia,padding etc
19 nepotism(CBN), comedy country, cluelessness, bigotry,

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Education / Re: Top 10 Poorest States In Nigeria – See Which Tops The List! by stzy(m): 4:33pm On Apr 02, 2016
Lies... Credible source(none)... Ebonyi cannot make dat list ... Huge lie.... Lagos may b the reason southwest has that percentage....

Lastly, until foriegn body devoid of political bewitchment afirms this... #adonbelievit
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Football World In Shock As Messi Agrees €500m Real Madrid Deal by stzy(m): 11:27pm On Apr 01, 2016
Beta. April fool... C dem
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Football World In Shock As Messi Agrees €500m Real Madrid Deal by stzy(m): 11:05pm On Apr 01, 2016
Wwho said money no be every thing....
Politics / Re: No Nigerian Leader, Democratic Or Dictatorial, Has Ever Succeeded - Aljazeera by stzy(m): 8:00pm On Apr 01, 2016
They call Nigerian leaders s if they are imported 4rm somewhere.... Those guys are part of us... Went through the huddles with us n by the time they got there the remnant of their morals hve gone... We talk lik we don't know how it is to get ordinary admission.... Our problem lies in our priority which is our tommy

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Politics / Re: Why I Won’t Sign 2016 Budget In A Hurry — Buhari by stzy(m): 10:08pm On Mar 31, 2016
Horlhaphemi:
see this stup!d 3rd class citizen you wanna try me? Bring it on am waiting Arrant nonsense from a demented nitwit and I guess ur brain is filled with decomposed sawdust
I guess dis is how we know kids from 2go rooms.... Hve a sweater with that n js chill
Politics / Re: Why I Won’t Sign 2016 Budget In A Hurry — Buhari by stzy(m): 9:26pm On Mar 31, 2016
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Lemme give it to u straight tough shot... I'll take dat gun n shoot u through ur balls ... Den aama rip ur eyes out n feed ur slavemsters with it

Hope I made my self clear coz if I don't nu call me back

Chee aka chelle more ... Wawa
Politics / Re: Why I Won’t Sign 2016 Budget In A Hurry — Buhari by stzy(m): 9:01pm On Mar 31, 2016
APChas lways been inconclusive... What hsnt been like that

NYSC date of orientation inconclusive

Jamb 2016 inconclusive

All elections inconclusive

Petrol scarcity inconclusive

Naira exchange rate inconclusive

The only conclusive stuFf about ur administration is whether u'll travel nxt week... Ofcuz we know u will

Smh... 0mw electricity generation.... Haa

God how did I get here in this country of 2016... Seems lik a different Nigeria

Ok do pass budget make we flex small it is now inconclusive again

Wayre ti take over

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Education / Re: 10 Types Of Girls You Will Find In A Nigeria University by stzy(m): 5:52pm On Mar 31, 2016
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Romance / Re: Opinion Poll: The Deal Breaker Question by stzy(m): 5:50pm On Mar 31, 2016
Fvck

















Keep fvcking















Now fuvck some more....

Actually I want this senerio with 4 Brazillian chicks n 1 Benue girl
Education / Re: University With The Highest Number Of Broke Students by stzy(m): 5:19pm On Mar 31, 2016
Fayose should give his students 5k dat bubu couldn't give graduates
Education / Re: Nigerian University With The Highest Number Of Professors? by stzy(m): 10:18pm On Mar 30, 2016
Spiff20:
that's my dept bro, here in unical we have 10 but we lost one, his funeral is tomorrow.
#proudchemists
fut Yola we had 6 n 3 ass profs we lost a Dr last 2 months... RIP to dem gr8 minds.... #chemistsrocks

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Politics / Re: APC Is The Real Threat To National Security Not Me – fayose by stzy(m): 12:49pm On Mar 29, 2016
Please b sure that APC will soon recruit fayose coz his speeches is wht they need.... Strong talkers coz Lie is failing them
Education / Re: . by stzy(m): 8:46am On Mar 29, 2016
Taking my fone to d loo is something I always look 4ward to every damn day...

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Crime / Re: No Money Has Been Traced To Jonathan’s Account Up Till Now — Buhari’s Panel by stzy(m): 8:43am On Mar 28, 2016
He will b looking n next he knows its 2019 when we kick him out we'd send all d fvcking dogs 2 go sniff up Daura n believe me we gon find something 2 send Aisha 2 a male prison... Will please my soul morethan anything... This administration has caused me pain since inception
Politics / Re: Fuel Hike Price: Fg To Blame Or The Marketers? by stzy(m): 3:23pm On Mar 27, 2016
People buy at high price from black market n sell at higher price.... If we are to go by what legal market is providing... Therewont b ny commercial bus in ur city... Pot belly politicians will b the only ones putting on gen since their gen run on diesel
Celebrities / Re: Lol... See How Nigerians Sat To Watch Nigeria-egypt Match Yesterday by stzy(m): 10:36am On Mar 26, 2016
Blacks are really black... Is itt governments fault again...

Bubu dem need ur help o...
Romance / Re: Women Can Create Babies Without Men, Claim Scientists by stzy(m): 10:27pm On Mar 25, 2016
But I thought it needs 46 chromosomes how come only the 23 4rm the woman willl now do the trick.... Actually where is ur source coz I can sniff bullshiit 4rm long range

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Phones / Re: Man Buys Nokia As Iphone From Computer Vilage In Lagos (Photos) by stzy(m): 6:13am On Mar 25, 2016
D guy thought computer village is a village ...

Sorry tho... Guys must flex easter nw n ujs helped one of them

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Politics / Re: Nigeria To Lunch Astronaut In Space By 2030, Says Onu by stzy(m): 6:05am On Mar 25, 2016
Pls how do u politely ask an old man to shut up?.... Put satelite up there successfully n remove all dis dirty masts heren there u no fit... Na 2 launch humans...
P square ft Dr Onu- Danger

We have energy centres that has no facility at Nsukka, sokoto n d rest ... Make them work and we'll have power 24/7...

Who wan bet say by 2030(14yrs) we neva get constant power supply
Politics / Re: The Economist-How To Make A Hard Currency Crisis Worse By Buhari by stzy(m): 5:55am On Mar 25, 2016
Baba walker is really scared of his rubbish policies now o.... U don't just enter a democrtic settings n start decreeing shiits... Just like his administration didn't have data for unemployed youthhe has no knowledge of nigerian economy...

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Politics / Re: 7 Things Abubakar Shekau Said In New Video by stzy(m): 10:03pm On Mar 24, 2016
Gullible Nigerians will think the "us" stands for "u" and "me"... It stands for his cliq n him

I only see a transition of power so shekau is either going to die in battle soon and his seat taken over by new leader but make no mistake I can smell a transition from a sun distance.

May Boko Haram end with Shekau in Jesus Name Amen....
Phones / Re: Please Tech Guys Come N Help This Fellow by stzy(m): 5:00pm On Mar 24, 2016
saxby:


Oga u nvr solve the phone wahala you don de pursue woman. Biz b4 pleasure. No be only 6 packs. na ridges. No be today we begin see 6 packs tongue
lolzz... U go fear packs... It still hasn't worked o... I hav not been able 2get my files back... But u sef y u harsh lik dis... All work n no play makes stzy a gullible dude
Politics / Re: #badnews: Nigeria Ranked #1 Most Corrupt Country In 2016 Best Ranking Index by stzy(m): 3:54pm On Mar 24, 2016
Oga Lie Moh'd didn't know the official info he releases bout Nigeria will affect d country's image internationally... Well he was so caught up in his blame game to see d damage he's doing... Apc go ahead n bury us... Who knows wht baba dey tell dem as him dey waka about... God rush 2 our rescue o

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Politics / Re: Buhari To Address Nation On Recovered Loot - Oyegun by stzy(m): 3:35pm On Mar 24, 2016
Please I heard Diezani refunded 90billion dollars... Our budget isn't up to dat now... And Obj also said d money goes straight to CBN... We believe him coz its d right thing to do but what we don't know is what happens to it when it gets there... So Bubu I encourge ur transparency but we dey H... If u no dey H hit shares
Politics / Re: FG To Host Peace Talks Between Farmers And Fulani Herdsmen by stzy(m): 7:31am On Mar 24, 2016
Shiit is simple ... Graze in ur own farm.. If u can't don't own or start cattle rearing... Its insensitivity in Fulani's part to think of only their livelihood while destroying other peoples own ...
Foreign Affairs / Re: Revealed! Real Cause Of Gaddaffis Death, @9jaclicktivist by stzy(m): 6:20am On Mar 24, 2016
There is big shiit going on in this world that u wuldnt like to know about.... America is an Institution own by people who control this world... The Rotschild family... CIA being their instrument of control

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Fashion / Re: Check Out The Hot Nigerian Female Police Officer That Got People Talking by stzy(m): 6:13am On Mar 24, 2016
ministeriallist:

Don't worry we shall send FRSC official to u. But this beuriful woman, no way!
no b when I tell her say IG na my uncle
Crime / Re: Girl Beheaded By A Facebook Suitor In Minna, Niger State (Photos) by stzy(m): 5:45am On Mar 24, 2016
shachris02:


their sharpness is actually pure foolery. what they call 'runs' is just foolishness because at the end, they'd never account for what they've made from the runs. They'd all turn back and look for 'truthful' 'God fearing' 'Gentle' guy. SMH for the chicken brains.
. There is this story about a girl dat went to party with her friend at a guys house, on getting there, therewas no party but js a guy n his friend having a nice time at home so the two girls joined n later when things get heated up n finally boils down 2 bleeping d guy refused 2 use cd d girl being "wiser" went into the toilet n inserted her female cd on the guise that she's washing up so d guy won't code... After the ish d babe went 2wash up n discovered scorpion in her cd.... Truestory

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Fashion / Re: Check Out The Hot Nigerian Female Police Officer That Got People Talking by stzy(m): 5:34am On Mar 24, 2016
Pls come n arrest me... Am a traffic offender

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