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Crime / Re: Girl Beheaded By A Facebook Suitor In Minna, Niger State (Photos) by stzy(m): 5:25am On Mar 24, 2016
4 other girls mind "she no sharp na"...

Better learn n b wiser sometimes wise doesn't get u far enough...

Sometimes its better to chill ur broke bf aat cheap resturant dan run off with those business men on friday night all in d name of "sharp girl"...

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Politics / Re: Rivers Rerun: Violence, Killings Barbaric, Unacceptable – PMB by stzy(m): 5:14am On Mar 24, 2016
DONMAYOR19:
begging begging tongue


meanwhile buhari is a dullard for life undecided
u havnt seen d pix of a guy with 13000 likes n its useless

Am not begging shiit... My comment looks like begging 4 likes but its an avenue to conduct an online poll of what really matters.. Nigerian life or belgium life

Meanwhile u sef wan come dey Join Bubu

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Politics / Re: Presidency: No Vacancy In 2019 -APC by stzy(m): 4:58am On Mar 24, 2016
U never know whether u will finish dis one coz even ur apc members when no get their25% 4rm this new yam festival fit impeach u o

I also wonder whether u will campaign coz we know that all the trash u spew last time were all lies

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Politics / Re: Rivers Rerun: Violence, Killings Barbaric, Unacceptable – PMB by stzy(m): 4:33am On Mar 24, 2016
Rubbish.... There is even no remorse in d message... Checkout d brussel message yestaday u'd see n feel d weight on his hert ... Later Ppl will b shouting #blacklifematters

As a Nigerian if Brussel don help u throw ur shares

If youth corpers don help u throw ur likes

#istandwithnigerians

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Politics / Re: #istandwithbuhari Group To Spend N1.2B On One Day Rally For President by stzy(m): 9:59pm On Mar 23, 2016
No b only stand with buhari... 1.2billion... Isaid it new yam festival has arrived...u hear such tinz when budget has been passed... #walkwithbuhari-jonny walker presido
Romance / Re: What Can I Do With This? by stzy(m): 3:58pm On Mar 23, 2016
Take it to diamond bank n have in mind that u have a bank full of likes... Sometimes it may serve as food 4 thought

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Obama's final State Of The American Union Address. by stzy(m): 3:49pm On Mar 23, 2016
Pls there is no bases for comparison... 4rm qualification obtained to the quality of d qualifications to the mentality of both through IQ to prevailing environment.... Position of Obama is a condition known in science as "STP"

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Politics / Re: Senate Passes 2016 Budget by stzy(m): 3:37pm On Mar 23, 2016
New yam festival is here again... New chieftains have been ordained...
Politics / Re: Breaking News......2016 Budget Has Just Been Passed Into. Law. by stzy(m): 1:58pm On Mar 23, 2016
Now start arranging d 500k Jobs ... Ngige wey faint d Oda day n d state minister wey finally die dem dn pass una budget.


2nd Niger bridge .. Him money dey there o

Lagos- ibadan express... Fashola we dey wait o

10000mw ... Who b minister for power again

Well let's js pray u guys abandon cluelessness n b active 4 ones
Politics / Re: Breaking News......2016 Budget Has Just Been Passed Into. Law. by stzy(m): 1:53pm On Mar 23, 2016
We expect everything to take new tempo now... But let the goats make no mistake that this is no longer business s usual... Coz this yam gae otapiapia inside.... Buhari nw ur clock has actually started ticking

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Nairaland / General / Re: I Am Sorry, Queens College Girls, Seni Oshifala by stzy(m): 10:10am On Mar 23, 2016
I am sorry that u're sorry 4 being sorry for who hasn't been sorry 4 what he may haav done... I am sorry
Romance / Re: We All Did It.....what Was The Best Or Worst Toasting Line You Hav Ever Heard?? by stzy(m): 9:55am On Mar 23, 2016
Come let's fvck was mybest n worst
Romance / Re: I'm Scared Of Hurting/leaving My Boyfriend. by stzy(m): 9:52am On Mar 23, 2016
If u hav a genuine reason to break up go ahead bt if it is selfish reasons like mybe some other guy is promising shiit n u wanna taste n c I tell u most solemnly bad things will happen
Jokes Etc / Re: When Your Pastor Says Your Blessings Are On The Way! (photo) by stzy(m): 8:13am On Mar 23, 2016
I see catapillar wey fail break approaching
Education / Re: 7 Times A 'thank You' Is The Best Response by stzy(m): 5:24am On Mar 23, 2016
Thank you
Thank you
Thank you
Thank yu
Thak you
Thank you
Thank you for this awesome write up

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Sports / Re: Nig Vs Egy: Please Don’t Come With ‘weapons’, NFF Begs Kaduna Fans by stzy(m): 10:31pm On Mar 22, 2016
Why should they.. If them score us no b dem Daurans go shout allahuakubar pass?... Na their brothers we dey play... Infact na Egypt dey home
Politics / Re: Boy Survives Zaria Massacre With Hand Chopped Off And Burnt All Over His Body by stzy(m): 10:10pm On Mar 22, 2016
ICC see evidence oooo....

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Politics / Re: The Injustice Buhari Did To The Genius Of UNILAG - Punch by stzy(m): 6:54pm On Mar 22, 2016
I scaled Biology class with C n I studied a science course... Dat GP is simply(swallows saliva)

We rep u my brother.... We the 1st class lala dem wey no make 4.9 dey hail o

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Politics / Re: God Is Angry With Buhari, He Is Incompetent, Clueless – Fayose by stzy(m): 6:47pm On Mar 22, 2016
U think say old religion still dey prevalent?... Grace of God abounds n Buhari is entitled to it.... But he is clueless n can't tell his left 4rm right.. Dis much is true so leave d guy alone o
Jokes Etc / Re: When Someone Takes Your Position In A Queue And The ATM Swallow His Card by stzy(m): 6:42pm On Mar 22, 2016
SweetOlive:
Like seriously... For me to use the same machine and yet get my cash - you know that feeling cheesy
he wuld b reading d inprint on ur body Boldly screaming "karma"

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Jokes Etc / Re: When Someone Takes Your Position In A Queue And The ATM Swallow His Card by stzy(m): 4:42pm On Mar 22, 2016
SweetOlive:
Lmao
in ur mind u'll b lik " is it because I be bouty na'im make u come ride me" oya collect am
Celebrities / Re: Kenyan Woman Weds Two Men Same Day Who Signed Agreement To Share Her As Wife! by stzy(m): 2:15pm On Mar 22, 2016
That's what av been telling these girls(twins) that I love them equally, they won't listen. They'd rather bleep me separately... Hope some day dey will synchronise their time of needs
Politics / Re: Debate On 2016 Budget Suffers Setback by stzy(m): 1:49pm On Mar 22, 2016
Can APC n Buhari just complete one thing for us please we are begging
Nairaland / General / Re: London Will Soon Have The World’s First Sky Pool by stzy(m): 8:36am On Mar 22, 2016
The reason 4 that swimming pool is to increase the cost of accomodation around d area due to influx of tourist n people dat lik to show off but do something similar in Africa.. U'll hear stuffs like wasted nmisplaced priority... "Make we chop 1st"
Politics / Re: 'we'll Fix Power Supply Problems In 3 Years,' - Buhari by stzy(m): 8:17am On Mar 22, 2016
If u're 40 and believe this man... U're a fool 4eva..

More promises are coming ur way staytuned

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Politics / Re: Food Prices: PMB Vs GEJ by stzy(m): 5:53am On Mar 22, 2016
Before election it was all GEJ is clueless, now I don't know if Apc n PMB ever known what clue is

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Pets / Re: Checkout This Monkey That Understands Nigerian Language(video) by stzy(m): 11:20pm On Mar 21, 2016
timidapsin:
Can you translate what he was telling the monkey? smiley
am not Edo...
Religion / Re: 78 Biblical Reasons Why You Should Not Drink Alcohol by stzy(m): 11:02pm On Mar 21, 2016
One bottleofOrigin 4 u with two heineken n 2 medium stout... Good Job my brother yl I grab 1 bottle of gulder(ebube dike) so I can digest dis post... 78 reasons? O boi!
Pets / Re: Checkout This Monkey That Understands Nigerian Language(video) by stzy(m): 10:53pm On Mar 21, 2016
Monkey dey speak my language since 4BC... Js put banana at d end of ur statement n u'll have their attention e.g Monkey taky banana, Monkey were banana...lolzzz grin

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Nairaland / General / Re: A Leader Of An Israeli Extremists Group Justified Burning Of Christian Churches by stzy(m): 4:49pm On Mar 21, 2016
I blame Pope Johnpaul n Vatican II council 4 attempting a man-made unification of unbelievers to the one true church
Politics / Re: Prophecy Fulfilled? See What Fidel Castro Said In 1973 Ths Is Happening Now by stzy(m): 4:40pm On Mar 21, 2016
Halleydavid:


Did the Catholic church also know of the promise before choosing the new Pope?
now u help me wonder which 1 came 1st Obama being president n Francis being pope... 4rm my perspective Francis being pope is a lot easier dan Obama being president
Politics / Re: Prophecy Fulfilled? See What Fidel Castro Said In 1973 Ths Is Happening Now by stzy(m): 3:41pm On Mar 21, 2016
Obama knew of the promise... Nothing there

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