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Politics / Re: Buhai Reacts To David Cameron's Statement About Nigeria by stzy(m): 10:31am On May 12, 2016
coolitempa:


Abbey621 is actually funny engaging a little misguided, half baked nitwit like yourself in any discuss. I really pity a lot of you Nigerian graduates who have had to endure a disgraceful educational system coupled with poor manners and exposure. I find it hard to believe someone who writes as poorly as you as you do can claim to have even passed through a university system talk less of being almost being a first class Seriously, I could not even employ you as a secretary.
I js laf in spanish... Who call u for our jist... Wetin concern this busy body or haven't u heard that hardest part of any business is minding ur own, so pay more attention to it b4 u come here n start spewing trash just to gain abbeys attention.... I know your type and talking about writing well I bet u have no papers in any Journal both local n international... Abeg
Romance / Re: Different Types Of P*ssi*s Alive (photo) by stzy(m): 10:02pm On May 11, 2016
These are white puccies except for two which look lik black Americans .... If u c black puna ... Them for done close the thread na
Politics / Re: NIGERIANS Are Happy About The Increase In Fuel Price. See! by stzy(m): 9:53pm On May 11, 2016
The OP where do u caast ur vote oya...

Likes if you are against subsidy removal

Share if u're for subsidy removal

Mention me if u're shameless APC e-tout

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Politics / Re: SUBSIDY REMOVAL: NLC Talks Tough, Says We Will Resist by stzy(m): 9:37pm On May 11, 2016
Ok
Politics / Re: Buhai Reacts To David Cameron's Statement About Nigeria by stzy(m): 9:32pm On May 11, 2016
abbey621:


Lol....I'm 50% Yoruba, 50% Edo and I love it! Such a funny character, if I offered you a job as an auditor won't you take it? Before you answer, take a look at your quote below grin grin grin

I was only 0.001 short of 1st class and it pains me everyday so I want a degree where I'll make up for that. Not because am Jobless but because I have passion for academics... I don't think I will do well as an auditor coz av seen how u guys work n I know if I audit most manufacturing companies in Nigeria interms of either safety or quality of products n processes most companies will b shut n u guys may lose business coz me I don't compromise...with our level of corruption I'll definitelynot fit in coz am very rigid to steer away 4rm SOP
Politics / Re: FG Instigated The Fuel Hike So As To Increase Fuel Price- FAYOSE by stzy(m): 9:21pm On May 11, 2016
Fayose my Nigga my Nigga.... When you re wy up bt not blessed... Most popular governor

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Politics / Re: Buhai Reacts To David Cameron's Statement About Nigeria by stzy(m): 9:10pm On May 11, 2016
abbey621:


I see why some people would find it hard to be successful in life. Calling someone with educational and professional experiences more than you a daft person shows you have a mental problem. Give thanks to social media for allowing you to sound confident! You speak of a wise leader but what do you know about leadership, I wake up everyday to lead my team of business professionals as we try to audit all aspect of the companies we consult for. With my profession, I've been privileged to sit with CEOS, CFOS and other upper management. God has blessed me to the point that I am employing people for various positions yet a jobless graduate like yourself is bold enough to call me daft? Listen kid, learn to choose your words carefully next time!

e pain am!!!!.... Not here to trade words with u... U re obviously yoruba from the way u're exposing ur livelihood that if its true... Talking about audit as if not d ones av seen before who because the company the audit are at their mercy will handling u guys like eggs not 2 step on wrong toes... Oga av been audited by NAFDAC,SON,ISO nd even internation safety audit group.. So please keep ur auditting. Life to urself ... Av seen it n its nothing special.... I still maintain that a learned leader would av made a. More diplomtic remark than what our president said... Now he has even gone head to tell the world that we are corrupt....
Politics / Re: BREAKING | It’s Official: ‘yes, My Country Is Corrupt’, Buhari Tells Sky News by stzy(m): 8:57pm On May 11, 2016
Nigeria is over corrupt buh our president shouldn't open our nyash lik that now.... 96% of Nigeriaans if given opportunity at anytime can sort,bribe, cheat, steal for his or her selfish or collective gain.... Ny1 mentioning me is included

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Politics / Re: Buhai Reacts To David Cameron's Statement About Nigeria by stzy(m): 7:54pm On May 11, 2016
abbey621:


You're so full of sh*t! Almost everyone demanded an apology from Cameron but the president gave a much better option which not only puts the British government in its place but shows he's a man of credibility. Apology is not needed, what matters most are the stolen assets and it's prompt return. This is the statement of a president who cares about the nation instead of being politically correct!
I was obviously wrong mentioning u.... Thought u had some sense 2 share 2 ur fellow daft crew buh then its d same ball game.... A wise leader should and can ask for both in a more diplomatic way... There is no straight forward politician... Being straight forward leaves ur sides unguarded buh u wouldn't know.... Again am sorry 4 mentioning u
Politics / Re: Buhai Reacts To David Cameron's Statement About Nigeria by stzy(m): 1:28pm On May 11, 2016
olapluto:
This is a response to be proud of. General Baba!
this is a response u expect from ur religious leaders.... There are channels to follow to return our loots stashed in UK... For a democratic president thisis very very low of him.... This particular reaction lacks any diplomacy n very informal... There was a response some1 wrote above... That is what u expect from a bureaucrat... I'll only say his advisers failed, even the chief of staff sef failed him here... All this guys are not workiing or they told him but he wouldn't listen
Romance / Re: Nairalanders Handsome Men: Share Your Pictures by stzy(m): 4:15am On May 07, 2016
Kidnappers everywhere
Nairaland / General / Re: Temporary Closure Of One Lane Of Lagos/ibadan Expressway At BERGER BRIDGE Betwee by stzy(m): 4:13am On May 07, 2016
2day e go js b lik say na there them come tell every body to follow
Romance / Re: Disadvantages Of Ladies With Hairy Skin, Chest & Chin by stzy(m): 4:10am On May 07, 2016
Some of urpoints wouldav come off in a more diplomatic way buh u let ur emotions destroy someof ur findings

Yes chiqz with beards are scary n some look rude n ppear arrogant buh appearance can b a very deceptive mofo

Buh a bearded n hairy woman is a no 4 me
Jokes Etc / Re: Come O!, Create A Fake Name And Make It Rhyme..let's See Who Wins M Or F by stzy(m): 4:00am On May 07, 2016
kiddoiLL:
*in Falz voice* Ello bae..Mai namez re Nurudeen Emiloluwshogofun Pasuma Akande... beth u can call me NEPA..see bae i can make ur lyf shyn bryyyt
buh Lalasticalala go b lik my name is Latifa Akiinmwuni Livinus Ambode buhu can call me lala 4 short
Jokes Etc / Come O!, Create A Fake Name And Make It Rhyme..let's See Who Wins M Or F by stzy(m): 9:34pm On May 06, 2016
I met a girl today @ motor park, after a little
conversation with her, I wanted to leave and desire to
collect her phone number. After she gave me the
number, I said to her;
Me: Sorry, I didn't catch your name.
She: Ok am Dike Sandra Thelma Vera. Feel free to call
me (DSTV) in short
form and you ?
Me: (I no fit carry last) well am Godwin Obinna
Tochukwu Victor, you can call
me (GOTV)
# lol... If na u, watin go b ur fake name.


Now b4 d "who e epp" crew show lemme sound a note of warning.... Thunder wey go fire any troll here is press-uping in maruwa Beach

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Politics / Re: Southeast one of the Richest Region After Southsouth NBS Report 2016-evidence by stzy(m): 7:38pm On May 06, 2016
iblawi:


Mumu, the record we have shows how you devalue our currency by importing cheap and sub standard product just to kill local manufacturing companies. It also shows how you discourage local investment by importing everything even toothpicks and matches.

Igbos have never contributed to the development of this country positively.
so why won't u guys leave us alone .... We want 2 be on our own... Is it 2 much 2 ask? U even called me mumu... Sorry I didn't notice coz ma eye 4 red like ur cities
Politics / Re: Southeast one of the Richest Region After Southsouth NBS Report 2016-evidence by stzy(m): 11:18pm On May 05, 2016
iblawi:


And we can see all the fake drugs you use to provide quality health care system.

We have seen the how the waec result have influenced you by believing bank transaction records determines who is rich.

We have also seen how you dominate commerce and industry With sub standard goods and services.

Dummy, igbos will always be behind Yoruba in education , industrialization and quality health care delivery .
e pain am!!!... Record keeps showing how we turned 20pounds into 1st grade economy in 9ja n WA without govt support or significant influence.... We appreciate ur hate coz its our fuel

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Politics / Re: Southeast one of the Richest Region After Southsouth NBS Report 2016-evidence by stzy(m): 11:10pm On May 05, 2016
Super1Star:


cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy grin

UK minus London

US minus NYC

Australia minus Sydney

China minus Beijing

SS minus PHC

SE minus Onitsha

NW minus Kano

NC minus Abuja

NE minutes Sambisa Forest.

I never knew that Lagos is in SE.
this guy needs a head.... So funny tho... Origin 4 u.... U know we can say Messi is lucky coz he's in Barca as much as we can say Barca is lucky coz Messi is with dem.. Can we do dat for Lagos n SW?
Politics / Re: Goodluck Jonathan Remembers Yar'adua 6 Years After by stzy(m): 9:07am On May 05, 2016
focus7:
Ode, he was there for five years and did not remember Yaradua for a year but was busy looting our treasury and romancing Madueke. It is now he want to remember him to score some sympathy and relevance before his mumu followers, corrupt man, this won't stop your probe and you will definitely end up in jail.
how did u wake up 2day sef... Am sorry buh. U need 2 go back 2 sleep...2day isn't 4 u

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Food / Re: Men And Cooking. Friends? Or Foes? by stzy(m): 6:00pm On May 04, 2016
Thinking of cooking is very stressful buh when u actually starts cooking... The experience isn't different from displaying ur skills in a football pitch... When u're done n it tastes good 2 n ur audience(gf,mum,dad etc) loves it, dat feels like scoring a hatrick in 10mins.... So in a nutshells guys and cooking re foes buh when we get along we get along real good

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Politics / Re: Explosion Rocks Onitsha Market, 12 Persons Injured by stzy(m): 5:48pm On May 04, 2016
Hmmm.... The only solution to this issue we re experiencing now is to clearly mark out our territory n protect it coz lik cancer cell terrorism has spread to everywhere... U either cut off the damaged part or risk destroying d whole... My piece
Politics / Re: I’d Deal With Herdsmen Decisively, Buhari Tells Catholic Bishops by stzy(m): 4:18pm On May 04, 2016
The poster above me js dull lik his president
Politics / Re: 10 Buhari Ministers Threaten To Tender Resignation Letters by stzy(m): 4:10pm On May 04, 2016
Lie moh'd should b on that list ASAP... We've had enough
Romance / Re: If Your Girlfriend Was Born Between 1990-1998, Stop Dating Her! by stzy(m): 10:55am On May 03, 2016
Sorry ma Niqqur OP.... Terming. Some1 from. 1990-1995 as indomie generation isn't right... Pls all d 90's refuse 2 b called indomie generation coz when indomie came out around 99 it was termed "mermaid food"... We didn't get to eat it until we were much matured 2 decide for ourselves.... Am a 90 n all d girls av been with are ± 3yrs 4rm my age on average n I havnt met one that can't cook
Politics / Re: Anambra Monitors Fulani Herdsmen With Helicopter by stzy(m): 8:38am On May 03, 2016
That's how u walk the talk... I saw the chopper on saturday at one field btw governor's lodge n sports club complex round 7am but it later took off moving towards Anambra North... Willie I s Willing and workers aare working... No space for mediocrity

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Travel / Re: Top 4 Signs That Shows You Are A True Lagosian by stzy(m): 6:31am On Apr 30, 2016
Lasgidi attitude

Bus doesn't stop before u alight or enter but only slows down. After spending two uninterupted. Years in Lasgidi n went back 2 my village for xmas last year

One day during d period I needed to get something from onitsha so I came out to board abus as d bus was coming itstarted slowing down as it saw me n js wen it was close enough I jumped in n shout "Oya Oya" n all d market women in d bus looked at me lik somebody on Oshogbo weed.

One thing is certain in lagos ... If u're the only one dropping anywhere, bus doesn't completely stop 4 u... Sometimes if u are not lucky u go js jump inside potty(Ejigbo ppl)

Buh someone has to confirm here that onitsha is very close at this if not over
Politics / Re: Shocking Revelation: Fg's Control Of Security Agencies And Deliberate Negligence by stzy(m): 10:18pm On Apr 27, 2016
Hehe
Politics / Re: Nima Elbagir Enters Sambisa Forest With The Aid Of Security Personnel. Photos by stzy(m): 2:46pm On Apr 27, 2016
najib632:
I know that Ogun forest is thicker and there is no way it can be compared to sambisa forest but the way you are talking is as if Military job is very easy all the places that they're clearing were they not picked up by jets and helicopters. Do u think 9ja is like U.S. that we will jus use military satellite and map out the forest U sef ehn.
now u code... U sef grin
Politics / Re: Nima Elbagir Enters Sambisa Forest With The Aid Of Security Personnel. Photos by stzy(m): 8:00am On Apr 27, 2016
najib632:
Oya you kukuma vex go clear the foreat na! A forest that is larger than enugu and anambra state combined u are expecting military to act without intelligence report omo no b Hollywood b dis wan na real life o... Or u want make all Nigerian soldiers become Rambo? guy dey well abeg no de talk anyhow
u wey gae sense wey no fit reason.... What's ur bases of countering me now.... Is the forest 1/4thick 2 all these ogun forest or ondo.... Who told u I don't d area covered by the forest... Most areas apart 4rm d ones close 2 lake chad has sparse or no vegetation so picking an encampment will b easy for a jet flying at moderate altitude away 4rm shooting range..... It will b hrd 4 even a chopper 2 pick something in ogun forest
Romance / Re: 6 Benefits Of A Man Sucking A Woman Or Girl's Breast by stzy(m): 10:43pm On Apr 26, 2016
Oshomogbo boiz wey break out 4rm Guantanamo bay prison

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Crime / Re: Attackers Engaged Policemen, Soldiers In A Shoot-out – Enugu CP by stzy(m): 10:37pm On Apr 26, 2016
Silence is an ongoing thing at the centre.... Let d centre keep quiet ...we know d direction what we don't know is how fast they are coming buh we're sensing it
Politics / Re: Nima Elbagir Enters Sambisa Forest With The Aid Of Security Personnel. Photos by stzy(m): 6:14pm On Apr 26, 2016
muhamadnur:
my broda that forest is bigger than ondo and ogun combined
oga na lie.... Borno has big land mass buh hey sambisa forest is not larger than Ogun state.... Av seen people quoting me buh my point was that its not thatthick like we have down here so a Jet flying at moderate altitude can pick up an encampment by BH

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