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Goodnight peeps

SirShymex:
Lol, stop faking the funk. That's where ya white bf always take you to.

Now, I see why you hate naij guys for pushing you to that broke mofo on JSA.

Anyway, the offer is there...and make sure you bring ya sexy laps in ripped jeans.

Else, I might just head South to go meet some Ijebu chic I just met that looks like someone I can wife up. Nice chic.

lol you still on the white guy ish. Told you already am not dating a white guy. Peeps should give this jeans a rest already . Since am so nice I will send it to you via my houseboy since you like them so much.

Lol still clowning as usual. Go get your ijebu chic. She's still a Nigerian woman you men love to bash but can't do without

2legit2qwt:
Of course! It's a process, so is your sister into ghanaians as well?

lol never knew I was into Ghanaians but they are not bad. At least they are not pussy..ass..niggas like some of you guys here

SirShymex:
I'm just trying to help ya friend and show her something more luxurious than McDs.

Sharaap. What do you know about luxury. I merely mention Mcdees cos that's what you can only afford .

2legit2qwt:
Yeah she's weird like that. That's cool, i wanna have twins too. Will you do me the favor then?

You mean you want me to be your babymama . Lol that ish ain't for me. No babies without a ring!

Ilekeh:
Me, Sholly and you na

Touché

Ilekeh what's this I hear you telling peeps I got triplets

kandiikane:
I see how you enjoy throwing names anyhow. How rude!

Hi subom1

Hi beautiful . So what's this I hear you cheating on me

2legit2qwt:
Ilekeh told me. Nice, would love to have one as well. Is your twin male or female?

ilekeh told you . That's some weird ish lol. My twin is a female. We are identical to the bone but our personalities are totally different

SirShymex:
Lol, stop feigning ignorance - you know how your naij sisters in Ldn are. And I live around London/Essex that's somewhat middle class now but they might even be worse than the ones from South London lool.

Only chics from North London is a little bit different, but a lot of them still have that needy virus as well.

Like I said maybe the ones you know. The ones I know ain't like that. Truth be told Naija guys always like forming big boss but you guys don't have much to offer. I mean free rides and McDonald's ain't sh1t. Maybe for them basic chics but not the refined ones who make their own money

2legit2qwt:
i thought i heard somewhere you had triplets. 50 is my man, i'll be in Paris before he gets here

lmao where did you hear that from . Nah no kids yet but at most it would be twins seeing that it runs in the family and am a twin myself

SirShymex:
Just show naij chics the money, and they'll follow you!

Er, you meet a naij chic for the first time, and the first question she's going to ask you is: "do you drive and what car?" Like WTF?

what kind of chic's do you guys hang out with. Remember you are who you attract. Stop hanging with broke basic b1tches

2legit2qwt:
%0 calibre has been all emotional about Mr Nigeria Mr NL. I almost got him confused for a girl

I've been good too, same, work and life. How're the kids?

Mr NO now that's a low blow even for him What kids

Truckpusher:
I thought as much ,that dog bites on everything ,even stones.
You know the chicks they refer to as stones?

2legit2qwt:
@ Subom1,

Hey hey look at you. Where have you been all the time?

Heya , I've been a Lil busy with work and all but pop in here and there. Hope you are good?

Truckpusher:
Damn!
Subom1 where you attacked by a dog? and if 'yes' who is this dog with zero respect for hos?

Yeah a dog by the name of 50caliber. While doing my house chores he got out of control and ended up destroying my pants. Had to cut his wages in half because of that ish.

Ilekeh:
Lol Kandiikane can attest to that. She and 2Legit have been dating for a year.

I dey, my sister

So Kandikane has been cheating on me . These hoes ain't loyal

SirShymex:
Shut ya gob!!

You sure know you dream about Ijebu nyggahs everyday!

jealous much . Ijebu niggas are too rude and rough

Ilekeh:
So true. Typical ekiti guys are pure awesomeness

yeah like my homeboy 2legit2qt . Where have you been? Have not seen you around in ages

Ekiti guys are the best . Well mannered and well groomed!

SirShymex:
Send me a PM then.

Will check it on there.

Lol I dunno if I can trust you. I remember what happened to mzdarkskin. No thanks

SirShymex:
Er, before the massage, you need to certify that you're for real with a proper pic

I can't get cafished!

lol am not putting up my pic on Nairaland and trust me...This is no catfish ish

SirShymex:
Who? You mean the biitch suffering from acute depression, with five identities, three handles, and from five different countries? Please keep that stalkerish loony off my mentions.

Anyway, I need to rub some baby oil on ya laps soon lol.

Lol you are too harsh . Anyways while you at it a massage would be nice

SirShymex:
You know I don't torment chics. I'm a lover, but most of you just love getting on my nerves with reverse psychology. It makes you look like an irritant. You chics need to be more direct about how you feel to papi Chulo.

But you need to give 50cali some of that good stuff. There is no harm in sharing lol.

You don't torment chics if you say so. Lol how is enlightened soul? Anyways you are okay when you are not acting like a coon

Lol @ sharing is caring. You are such a clown.

SirShymex:
She's ite.

Sholly knows these chics better, she used to be their P.I.M.P lol.

Pimped a few of them out in the past.

when will you ever change? Anyways don't mind that tweegroe or blv any bollocks that comes from his mouth. You have been scarce , I guess you are tormenting other chics now

50calibre:
Bitc*h when I'm I going to fuc*k you?

I thought I made you an offer?

Winter is coming, & I could do with some naija puss*y.

I'd have to take you to the hospital to be screened for Ebola first

Lmao houseboy I see you got jokes . I have told you numerous times that I do not go for ghetto fabulous tweegroes from Peckham. Sorry mate. There are chores that need to be done. This is my second warning, stop acting like a hoodlum or I will cut your wages in half!

Idowuogbo:
O ti gba werey me sin.

O ti sign! Ki lon sexy? Bobo yi fori gba gate mehn

Sexy ko segzy ni

you have killed me

50calibre:
Off course she's heart broken, her meal ticket was seized from her, this could affect the housing and child care benefits she gets.

Temmy you need to calm down, your baby is safe hands, her nan obviously wants her to have a proper upbringing which arguably, you're unable to provide.

Lets not get carried away, we are Nigerians & we know according to Nigerian custom, the man owns the kid.

Be nice & focus on your Uni, with time you will re-establish contact with your kid

When will you ever say something sensible? What a load of bull crap. Smdh

SirShymex:
50calibre and BananaBender

I'm glad the both of you have ended the cruise missiles going back and forth. I think it's time for a Beer Summit a la Obama!! Darn! The both of you go hard in the paint.

And 50cali, hopefully,a lot of naija men will start putting their feet down - to put naija women where they belong. Tired of going to the barbers and hearing horrific stories by grown men. Grown men having curfews set by their women. Like seriously? I haven't even had a curfew since I turned 16. Now, imagine some chicken head tryna give me a curfew now? FML!! Naija breeds the most disrespectful and uncouth women ever!

Update

- Nan just dodged a bullet!

Sir shymexx that Nigerian girl really did a number on you. Kpele I understand your frustration now

2legit2qwt: My Dad never showed my mom love or affection in my presence even though they loved each other, it was like a taboo and that hasn't really helped me as a young man. I've had to learn this the hard way growing up, a lot of times from the wrong source/people.

Going forward, I'll show every affection to my wife in the presence of my kids to let them know it's ok to love and be expressive about it. As long as it's not to the point being made by the man above me *love making**

BananaBender: Shoots self.......I'm done with this world.

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tayoxx: Jezzz. ...you must have dated the whole guys in Nigeria for you to know them this much.....stop generalizing pls....just because you've had issues with one or two doesn't mean the whole country is like them......we've got good guys down here....wetin self...it is said' man shall not live by bread alone'.....man shall not live by one pucy alone Na joke o

lol I know. That's why I said not all are bad.