This your long epistle is irrelevant as you are not responsible. Imagine writing this nonsense.

Godada:


Shed more light on the matter.

When certain things happen at the allegedly wrong time, you would think it's actually a bad thing.

The thing is this, you are now full a man.

Do you know how many men out there that wants to have a child but can't.

Some want to get someone like you to add your sperm to their wives egg. Trust me, I kid you not.

I know a lady that couldn't get pregnant back then.

She got a live in lover.

His duty was to eat, hit and shot his cum.

She supported his humping with local herbs she got from these local midwives you find in every nooks and crannies in every city.

I heard them quarreling, the guy could not get the job done.

Imagine been paid.

She reneged on their agreement after paying #500k as against #1m.

If you see what people to have a child, you will embrace your circumstances

Sorry, dude.

Don't kill that baby

Embrace his new responsibility: you will be spending your future with your bestie.

You be real bini boy abi. God save you say no be me dey for duty that day, I for smatch your phone for ground still slap you join. I for even shoot your left leg and kpekus.

slawomir:
Damnnn niggar

Without listening to both side I already know say na those police officers dey at fault

I know it is going to be about searching phone ...


Same shit almost happened to me in lagos around may this year

The idiot police nor know say I be Real Bini boy

I hold my ground say never he can never search my phone

Na me they help people. My parents are extremely rich. Am a spoilt rich brat. I spent half of my life in Manchester. Studied in one of the universities in the U.K. It is you who needs my help, my dear.

amakanancy:

You need help

You wey no kuku get papa. Una wey useless. Una women worthless

MrHeff:
we no send your papa too.

The man is actually foolish.

Ask my yansh

amakanancy:

where do you come from?

Yorubas that are very dirty and smelly. I hate that tribe with passion.

massmediang:
I traveled to Osogbo in Osun state and tasted gbegiri soup with small ewedu and Amala for the first time. It was wonderful and I kept eating it throughout my stay in Osogbo.
Gbegiri soup is made with beans and it's a popular delicacy among Yoruba speaking people of Nigeria. Well, I tasted it for the first time and discovered that the taste is universally friendly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcNPUR788mw

Oga, be sincere, were you trying to woo her but she refused? Is she the only girl in your company?

RuddyFusion:
Today while correcting a subordinate at work on what she did wrong, she shouted at me out of blues in front of other staff members claiming that I was shouting at her, while all I did was point out what she did wrong......A few minutes later she's already at HR accusing me of repeatedly shouting at her....

It's the first time I'm experiencing this, having not done something similar to any of my bosses before, I'm at loss at how to deal with this. HR has asked me to send in my report so they can follow it up, but I don't just know if that will take care of the root cause of her actions today

This is what usually happens when your marriage does not involve God. Hear God before venturing into marriage.

To the rest of us remaining: LIFE IS SHORT. DEATH IS SURE. SIN IS THE CAUSE. CHRIST IS THE CURE.

May you contact staphylococcus and never recover from it in Jesus name. Amen

Staphylococcus:
I love Shertima’s carriage!

He picks his words and hit the nail on the head.


No doubt that, His Excellence, President Bola Ahmed Tinubu selected the most competent, eloquent and viable Vice.


I am certain, assured and guaranteed that, With Asiwaju steering the wheels of power, Shettima will be a good technician to find faults and make fast resolutions.

Shettima is a outstanding “Technocrat” and why he has a double T in his name!


And to those unscrupulous elements who have been using religious lines to tarnish the VP selection of His Excellence, President Bola Ahmed Tinubu, I will want them to know that in 2022, Nigerians and the world have grown past religious lines in our quest to take Nigeria to where it rightfully belongs on the world stage.


We are unshaken by those lines and plots, and only see it has emotional consolation for our fictional opposition, who are guaranteed to lose come 2023.

Intelligence has it that our oppositions are traumatized and suicidal, and we have been putting them in prayers, as they will always remain Nigerians, who we still wish well for. We would not want trauma to degenerate to suicidal thoughts and why it’s been our prayer point, everyday

Na most married women dey chase me. I dey give them front,left, right,back and centre. I no get Joy ooo.

Did you smoke Igbo today? Just asking though.

slawomir:
Damnnn niggarrrr

Although sleeping with a married woman is morally not good

But there is no spirituality in it....
And you know the funny thing about life there is this awesome joy and fulfilment when ever you are banging someone's girlfriend or wife

I still don't understand the devil behind that joy

Mugu, must you go that far to insult her.

LonelyLucifer:
Maybe your life is sinking too fast for you to realize.

GETAT, idiot. You wey your pussy don wide pass third mainland bridge own. Abi you want lie say you no dey use cocumber for your room for midnight wen everybody don sleep?

mariahAngel:


Denrele, are you OK?
When did that rubbish start?
Have you ever known me to be that much of a joker on here, much less to stoop to that level? Ki lo wa fa osi?
No try that nonsense with me o!
Eru o ba e sa!

You know my pattern too well, so you either relate with me accordingly or you back off!
I don't delight in vulgar conversations. It has never been my style!
I don't roll like that.
I joke a lot, but not to that level.

A o ni di oloriburuku o!
May we not be unfortunate.

Sharap. Why would you quote the words of my master wrongly. May my God punish you.

TOPCRUISE:
A clash of the Titans. It will be very interesting.
The race is not for the swift neither the battle for the strong does not apply here.
If you are not swift and strong you can't get to this final

Chai...you be mumu. Nigeria that is sick, you want to vote for a sick person to govern a sick country. Na your pockets you dey target,mugu

Moh247:



Verified achievements not "go and felify" crap

Show us land mark achievements, show us meaningful projects that can compete with Asiwaju's delivered projects



.

First and foremost, this false prophet will not cease to amaze me. Chosen that is a cult.

Righteousness2:
I remember the day these guys clashed with the Chosen people around constrained area of lagos. The chosen ones were on street publicity/ Evangelism for our crusade.

Their leader began enchanting and doing all their nonsense with their toys. The chosen people kept gyrating and singing. The man enchanted and enchanted. It was a full road show. People left their cars and ran away. The chosen stood their ground and continued gyrating.

All the man did failed him. He was disappointed, disgraced and ashamed. He jejely told his people to give way for the chosen people.

When POWER jam Power! The lesser power must Bow and Submit.

Look at the way they just gave this one free ticket to HELL-FIRE.

I guess the op is speaking from experience. May God help to mend your butchered heart,amen

I agree with you my brother

Faber:


My brother, Benin City only lacks infrastructure, but then many major cities in Europe don't even have skyscrapers. No be tall buildings dey determine a liveable city.

The noise, confusion, pollution of Lagos cannot be found in Benin City. You can plan your life here, plus the Bini people are very hospitable people. How many times you don hear Hausa dey fight with Bini people. Or Yoruba and Igbos dey fight for Benin, such thing doesn't exist.

There's a functional domestic airport, Universities, good hospitals etc. It is just a matter of minutes on air or about hours through road transport and you're in Lagos, you run your stuff and you're back.

I strongly believe you are still in your early or mid-twenties. Pls don't marry him wait until he starts earning #100,000,000 by then you have passed the age of menopause, then you can go and propose to him, he will then marry you. You know you are the only beautiful and sexy girl in the world.

Blessedmercy8:
He's earning a 100k and wants to settle down. Can you as a lady earning a little above him agree to marry him?

Is it advisable to enter into marriage with such income considering the situation of the economy?

You are so unfortunate. I pity her if she listens to your advice because you wish you were in her shoes. After distorting your pussy, you think you can ever see a good man,idiot.

Jennyclay:
It's not advisable my dear! 100k is way too small. Haba!!

God forbid!! I reject it IJN!!

God bless you my brother. I am an alumni of the great university of Benin. I was born and brought up in Lagos and used to think that Lagos is actually the best state. Of recent I came to agree to the fact that Lagos is just over-hyped. There major source of revenue is the functioning sea-port. I love Benin city and I plan to relocate sometime in the future.

Faber:


You no get phone...you no get verified financial and business pages for your phone.

Lagos this, Lagos that. Just go to Luanda in Angola, omoh you go bow. Talk more of Harare in Zim. Harare very planned, security everywhere, no noise, no commotion, no confusion no agberos, Owo mi da, thugs.

Algiers, Cairo, Jo'burg, those ones na European cities. I love my Benin City anytime, anyday. To hell with una overhyped, polluted Lagos

May God bless you and your generations unborn. We need more of you.

Megabig:
Y’all wanted us to believe what Shettima says? Some of you actually don’t rate the visitors of this platform, seems this place is occupied by the lowest of the lows.
This dude single-handedly asked for amnesty for a terrorist organization, a terrorist bomber was found in his lodge while he was governor. In saner climes, he won’t be invited to speak in such audience, it’s a disgrace that anyone gets called because they belong to a certain political class….

MAY GOD PUNISH SHETTIMA, BUHARI, OSINBAJO, TINUTIKU, Atiku, TO MENTION BUT A FEW.

WOE BETIDES ANY FELLOW THAT WILL VOTE FOR EITHER Atiku OR TINUTIKU.

The movement is becoming intense by each passing day. I can feel the mood of Atiku and TINUTIKU A.K.A #bobochicago. Abeg, let's respect our elders mbok.

It's an online program. Google is your friend.

jeromestarks:

Abeg, how do I register for IGSCE?

Bleep...that your cousin na mumu. Why he no go University or better still why you no teach am how to bomb? Oboy me dey teach for one British school for Lekki with my Bsc, PGDE and IGSCE dey collect 250k every month.

slawomir:
Damnnn niggar
Seriously sha...big time fraud

Plenty people nor go dey bother go interview

Even government job self those people worse

My cousin go interview that year for uniben work...him dey happy...na when salary begin enter...he nor fit cry
Ssce him take enter...my guy salary nor reach 35,000 as at now even at level 5
Hazard allowance him never see for years and na that one them take deceive am mostly

I am really humbled. I love you my love.

Clinghton:
I always look forward to your post.

Am richly inspired.