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Getat. Na una dey fornicate pass. Una go carry under age begin they give Belle. You dey ment abi you want collect?

Farid24224:
Never!! Am a Muslim and I have a strong Iman...I won't fornicate!!

My guy sense too much for your head. I just like your package

slawomir:
Damnnn niggar
Warey think say na Nigeria she dey

Way she go cause awareness of empathy and pity for herself for area.....then some simp and weak ass men for take her side

Oga go and sleep. You no know say sex dey sweet. Why do you love to interfere into other people's matter? Mr Born Righteous.

Righteousness2:
Prostitution and Immorality has taken a new dimension.
But listen! It does not Matter how you do it.
Whether secret or open prostitution, it is evil. It is Wickedness. It will send you to Hell.
REPENT!! Before it is late

I just like this guy, very straight forward. I love niggas like you. Keep it up bro

slawomir:
Damnnn niggar
Those breast though ...her breast be dey fall but now the thing don stand
Me personally I love breast sha...I don't know for the rest of my niggarrrrs
That sweet moment when you put your mouth on it
Suck it....damnnnnn

The only thing that put a smile on our face whenever they say they are on their period

Of course baby girl come over joor.....you are on your period but your Bobby is there na...

Ogbeni always go for massive boobs...my grandfather will always say to me that year son...always chase women with big breast...you know why son...because women with big breast her kind hearted, simple and easy going but you see those ones with small small breast like oranges they have a heart of stone

See you hypocrite. If they lock you and Angel for the same room now you go give am Belle.

Farid24224:
So what??!

I should fry sand or wetin?!

Can't believe my FTC was BBNAIJA

I swear you be mumu. You dey ment abi you want collect?

NoFucksToGive:
I can bet my nutz u can't say this to my face. .. because your life won't remain the same afterwards.

Nuff said

It is you that is tripodal,poor and absurd to be surprised that a nigga could give his gf common 9k to prepare him a meal. I understand your current state bro, I have been there before. It is well.

Wilddove:
you are a tripodal nonentity, so absurd in reasoning.

Most Yoruba men that cannot last for 2 minutes. What does gbegiri and ewedu do to the body? No wonder I almost killed one stupid Yoruba man that was accusing me of having an affair with his wife, I beat the living day light out of him. I eat alot of akpu and I last well in bed.

MrHeff:
Keep crying. Na we still dey pound your sisters, and they love us for it.

After we give them a good pounding in bed, we proceed to fill them up with sweet amala, gbegiri and ewedu.

Cry harder, cos we won't stop.

We love your sisters very much.

Very sweet angels, even your sisters won't let us stop even if we wanted to.

Bye tribalist

It seems you are beginning to fall for me�...but am not sure am going to be interested �

amakanancy:
Go tell that thrash to your slowpoke girlfriend.

Lion of the tribe of Agbado and cassava republic. We have rejected you. God has rejected you.

Latestreport1:
Video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIAdgUkxZY4


https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.vanguardngr.com/2022/09/im-70-few-months-older-than-kukah-tinubu-restates-readiness-to-serve-nigeria/amp/

https://www.instagram.com/tv/Ch97DfGtr3z/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

Come you dey ment abi you want collect? You must be insane for posting this rubbish. What are you trying to achieve and who are you trying to impress? Common getat

Obinoscopy:
Disclaimer: I don't support Tinubu's Presidential Bid.

I have noticed the numerous attacks on Tinubu. While some are valid, there are many that are just false and biased.

First is his health. They say his "hand dey shake" and that he pees his pants. They say he can't walk unless he is being held by the hand. But that's not true. I've seen numerous recent videos of him walking by himself and his hands were steady. Nobody, and I repeat, nobody is 100% healthy. So I think its wrong for anyone to brand him unhealthy. He appears healthy to me. Is he healthy enough to be able to juggle the stress of Nigerian presidency, I don't know (maybe he isn't) . But going by the Nigerian constitution, he's fit.

Second is his academic qualifications. I've heard him talk and he seems very academically sound. Even though his primary and secondary schooling appears to be an unsolved mystery, the fact remains that he is academically sound. Also his postgraduate degree seem to be verifiable. Attacking Tinubu's primary school is like attacking a Professor's primary school. So, let's all drop this primary school attacks. He is an almamater of a prestigious university and he is academically sound.

Which leads me to the attacks on the things he said in public. I think Tinubu is a deep thinker and speaks almost in parables/proverbs. So sometimes, it would seem what he is saying is unintelligible. But the reverse is the case. When he was talking about Corn and Agbado, he was simply referring to Agricultural Self Sustainability. When he talked about tongues from the Bible, he was referring to the Babylonian Tower where God made everyone speak in different tongues which is now responsible for human cultural/language diversity (Genesis 11:1 - 9).

So let's cut this man some slack on irrelevant things and attack him on issue based concerns. We should attack him on his policies, on his financial dealings, on his gubernatorial achievements/failures, etc

It won't be well with Tinubu, Shetima,the entire APC and the amotekuns for making Nigeria what it is today.

Zydote:
https://lagostoday.com.ng/tinubu-extols-shettimas-virtues-at-56/

Getat you ritualist. I rebuke you in the name of Jesus.

Accsghs10:
Yoooo

Getat, you are a goat for calling that coward the best. Peter Obi is the best, did you get that?

Joyce95:
Wow beautiful! Osinbajo you're the best, thank you for your hard work.

There is this technology I ordered from China, it can be used to track your location. I won't tell you how it works. I am going to track your location, I don't care if you are a lady. I designed the map of Cameroon on my girl friend's face and yet she does not want to leave me. I am YAGI(young and getting it).

amakanancy:
It is a shame! at your age?? see what you are using to brag?? I'm waiting for your useless touts! the same touts you used to rob people to make the small change you are bragging about..

Really?

Wilddove:
you are a tripodal nonentity, so absurd in reasoning.

My guy you get sense. Excellent analysis.

internationalman:
Keeping Timo Weber and Lukaku would have been better than signing all these Arsenal remnant.

I can't believe we let go of Wener and Lukaku and depended on Kai Havertz, Kai Kai, Paulisic that is featherweight and Ziyech that looks like he has a sickle cell.

Anytime Timo Wener played, we never struggled to create chances cause the guy is so good running into spaces. What we needed was a very good finisher and not let Wener go.

Tuchel, while he may be good managing a team he's not a good player coach.

The Timo Wener sale pain me.

You were making some sense until that nonsense you wrote down there about marriage.

slawomir:
Damnnn niggar
Not surprised
When a man earns money he dreams of giving his wife the best but when a woman earns money she feels she doesn't need a man and she becomes so arrogant


But to be sincere what is all these African mentality that it is a most to marry....me I don't like marriage sha...

Bishop Kukah or whatever he is called is not a man of God but a man of god.

I love you and would love to meet you in person. Am single but willing to mingle. Money I'd not my problem

Anigreat:




Bokoharam chief commander

Bunch of desperate criminals


God punish them all.


To that agbado mod that banned me from January till today that the ban was lifted because of vulturebbqgrills, how's your life better than mine? rubbish.

Corruption is a structure.

oikirodah:
Battle 4 2023:  Why Tinubu's "Structure" Keeps Standing Tall Despite The Odds Matters Arising

By Osigwe Omo-Ikirodah


https://ireporteronline.com.ng/blog/battle-4-2023-why-tinubus-structure-keeps-standing-tall-despite-the-odds/

Mugu and jealous. How much is 9k for food.As a human resource professional, do you know how I spend on a daily?

Wilddove:
Fake story; why emphasizing on the amount you gave her to prepare food for you. Just to let us know you are a rich guy and rides lexus ES.

You are a HELL-FIRE candidate and if am in charge of the keys to the gate of heaven, I am sure to deny you access into it. You drink ocassionally, have sex with a girl you are not legally joined to. If it happens that you eventually leave the girl, who will marry her? May God help the few of us that are holy, righteous and blameless not to fall into the trap of fine and used girls.

Perez99:
Happy new month y'all. I'll go straight to the point. Pls I need your advise.

Yesterday evening (6:10pm) when I came back from work, a friend of mine who live down the street invited me over to his birthday party. So I quickly freshened up and I went for the party.

There was enough drinks (alcohol), smoke and goat meat pepper soup. Although I don't smoke. I only drink and it's occasionally.

After taking few green bottles, I know I would be very hungry later, so I pleaded with my girlfriend to help me prepare jollof rice and meat, that I'm at a friend's party. I sent her 9k to prepare the food.

As at 8:45pm she called me she's already at my house with the food. So I left the party and headed home to open the door in order not to keep her waiting. Her house isn't far, it's just #100 Keke or bike down to my place

She sat on the couch playing game on her phone, I don't understand what came over me, I was under the influence of alcohol. Omoh! Alcohol na bastard.

The next thing I did, I started kissing her which she responded, she knew I was drunk, she could smell alcohol all over me, then she persuaded me to go eat my food before it's get cold and go take my bath.

Before I knew it I pushed her on the couch to lie down while I unzip my trouser, she said I should stop that she's not in the mood, I didn't listen to her, she crossed her legs so tight while struggling with me that I should stop that she's on her period yet I didn't listen to her.

I was forcing & trying to open her legs while she crossed her legs so tight struggling with me. I was almost gaining access Until she said "Peter do you realize you're about to rape me? Please stop"

Omoh! The word rape reset my head, the highness cleared off my eyes immediately. Honestly I didn't even know what I was doing. I knelt down and I begin to apologize to her.

She stood up and left immediately. I called to apologize but she didn't pick my calls. This morning she texted me saying "I thought I was safe whenever I'm with you. You scared me so much that I don't know if I could continue this relationship"

This girl is a beautiful, caring and nice girl and our relationship is just 5 months. I really love this girl. I don't want to lose her. She always give me good sex but I don't understand what happened yesterday. Infact I quit alcohol from now henceforth. Shayo na bastard. Please how do I apologize to her.

He be like say you don smoke weed, even if you be cultist I go still beat you like small pikin. If you see me sef fear go catch you. Me wey build anyhow with all the muscles. Come make devil no tempt you come my side o.

NoFucksToGive:
I can bet my nutz u can't say this to my face. .. because your life won't remain the same afterwards.

Nuff said

Getat Agbado and cassava republic

MrHeff:
Cry all you want, we still no send your papa...

See come am not your mate. You that can't even look at me in the face. Who is low, is it because I am just humble that is why you are insulting me. I can send my boys to fish you out and beat you mercilessly.

amakanancy:
Seriously!!! You count all these as achievement!! Are you that low?

I know some idiots will come here and type Igbo Amaka.

See this bunch of Agbado and cassava fools. Yorubas and sentiments are like two inseparable Siamese twins.

Zydote:
Tinubu's Supporters March In Lagos

Some supporters of the All Progressives Congress presidential candidate, Bola Tinubu, on Saturday held a march in the Ikeja area of Lagos.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6iq0ICTEZg

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=pfbid023VhzerXy4fshR2udaaPKHBDeax4FVvABuycFyfXUPqK7d7Y2VbnTK8jGxBx8fKkml&id=785203974

You be mumu I swear

NoFucksToGive:
So many weak kpomo ju men on this forum
. Dem go just come online dey cap careless.

Over 120 million men in Nigeria and trust me they all have problems but porn and masturbation isn't on their list . They have bills, family issues ,health issues, career issues, social issues but porn and soapy is not one of their problems .

Paddy your problem is you were born weak, raised weak, indulged to be weak hence why blue film wey you dey watch on phone and soapy became your problem to the extent you came without any shame to post this online. Maybe in your mind you are a motivator to other weak men like you? . Osanobua!!!

This is the problem with Nigeria today. In the old days our fathers were men. They had too much time being men to have feminine problems like soapy and porn.

Kai I dey shame for you OP. See wetin son of a supposed man posted online with pride and full chest

Too many kpomo ju men on this forum no wonder Una dey always get time argue and abuse each other tribe like women !!! I spit In disgust!!
Who dey raise all these weak men abeg?!!
Abeg Were dem from come ?

U go see men dey cap stupidity online with pride , dey abuse each other like women! Now see this one dey announce say him stop soapy and blue film as achievement with pride o?!!! Osanobua!!!

Nor wonder babes just dey misbehave because the men don become more like women while the women don dey man up... It's natural evolution in nature, when there is an absence of the apex predator the weaker animals take its place .. I dey shame for these breed of men!!!!

Osanobua!!!

To wipe the OP USB cord for neck dey hungry me

I don't want to desist from porn and masturbation, I enjoy it with passion. I swear, the op will still come back to it. I am muscular, the smell from my armpit is a major turn on for me.

This your long epistle is irrelevant as you are not responsible. Imagine writing this nonsense.

Godada:


Shed more light on the matter.

When certain things happen at the allegedly wrong time, you would think it's actually a bad thing.

The thing is this, you are now full a man.

Do you know how many men out there that wants to have a child but can't.

Some want to get someone like you to add your sperm to their wives egg. Trust me, I kid you not.

I know a lady that couldn't get pregnant back then.

She got a live in lover.

His duty was to eat, hit and shot his cum.

She supported his humping with local herbs she got from these local midwives you find in every nooks and crannies in every city.

I heard them quarreling, the guy could not get the job done.

Imagine been paid.

She reneged on their agreement after paying #500k as against #1m.

If you see what people to have a child, you will embrace your circumstances

Sorry, dude.

Don't kill that baby

Embrace his new responsibility: you will be spending your future with your bestie.

You be real bini boy abi. God save you say no be me dey for duty that day, I for smatch your phone for ground still slap you join. I for even shoot your left leg and kpekus.

slawomir:
Damnnn niggar

Without listening to both side I already know say na those police officers dey at fault

I know it is going to be about searching phone ...


Same shit almost happened to me in lagos around may this year

The idiot police nor know say I be Real Bini boy

I hold my ground say never he can never search my phone