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touchalex25:
How can I have Puna when I’m a guy?

Money was what made the f*cking difference bro. Make money bro.

nepapole:
How IK take get hair for head?

This guy bald pass me before na.

You are ready. E dey pain you say your own no last ode.

dazzlingd:
You are absolutely correct.
I’m not a bad belle , but this marriage will not last 10 years

The Lamentation of an milf hoping she could turn the hands of the clock. So at twenty one your puna was already wider than the lagoon?

touchalex25:
At 21 I was still in competition with my friends for most body count….

Aboguede and Slawomir both planned to frame up this false story. They both want to do joint cash out but God no gri. Anyways, people no go ever wise, most and not all Churches are cashing out all in the name of God. Pastors are sending their children abroad for education and living better than even the president of a country all because majority of my people lack wisdom. Any pastor that focuses on prosperity messages, does so to erroneously prepare the minds of the gullible/ignorant people to give and expect blessings from God. The truth is, you don't give to someone that you love with the hope of getting back not to talk of in double folds. I recently sent my father a token, does that mean that I should be expecting something huge in return from a man that has laboured and still labouring over me? You don't give to God because you want to be blessed, you give because you have been blessed.

You called him a pauper, he might be richer than you in real life. Someone is narrating his experiences with the church and you're calling him a pauper. You can decide to be an hypocrite and die in silence.

Themandator:
See pauper ranting .....to calculate how irrelevant you are to the body of Christ , nobody has ever asked from the pulpit why they haven't seen you since you stopped

Meaning while you were there you were just one random face in the midst of important persons who others guarded their possessions against

You be thief, that account number dey associated with you. You want use Slawomir head take cash out. When I see am online I go report you give am. Faceless thief.

Aboguede:
Bros forget ooh, na real matter

Em no dey outside as e take be so and anything wey em get, em mama no get the access.

As a university lecturer under the faculty of education in one of Nigeria's leading universities and currently pursuing my P.HD, I have had the priviledges to sleep with many female students but didn't do it, except for the ones who just decide to pay me in kind because I am one of the nicest lecturer in the faculty. I know of many lecturers in my department who are pastors and are equally promiscuous.

Long time false prophet, I have missed your false prophecies

FalseProphet1:
Sex

Weed

Alcohol.

The average Nigerian club freek is addicted to these 3 things, if you remove one of more from the list, they'll see your club like a church.

This I have seen.

Don't forget that no one is bigger than mistake and A.Y is a third class graduate plus English is just a borrowed language. You that haven't murdered English as you're a cousin to the queen of England, has poverty not murdered you?

Kylekent59:
People wasn't coming

Rip English

I am old enough to be your father, idiot.

Farfalla:
Will you shut up!

Another alapa stainless spotted.

1Sharon:
This comment is so out of line, I just have to laugh. Ritualistic because he's a rich man?

All the males in your family are MAD. Oniranu

MissTemi1:
I am not even a Muslim. But u sound like a mad person

A mosquito is far more useful than your useless father. All he has that qualifies him as a man is his erected penis and nothing more.

DenreleDave:
Peter obi giringory birthday wishes is inconsequential... As far as BAT is concerned, he is just like a mosquito....

No sound mind would celebrate Tinubu at 71. No pastor is even wishing him a happy birthday. How on Earth can you celebrate a man that lacks integrity and transparency. He is in his 100s yet claims to be 71. I am happy for where we are today as a nation. Me am leaving well, I don't want this country to be ever better.

You're a big fooool, wahali

alanto:
You don't know how proud and happy I feel that Nigerians elect a president like Asiwaju in my life time... Walahi irorun ti de

If you think Yul Edochie has no hand in his son's death then you are MAD and you deserve to be taken to the psychiatric. May Edochie should file for divorce asap, am sure she has learnt her lessons the hard way. First she was fighting to save her marriage, now she has lost her first son. She finally lost the battle. To the rest of you gold-diggers who think it's only the man that have to suffer to labour so you just walk in majestically into his rest, well I hope you learn from Mrs May Edochie, I pray you marry the man God has ordained for you from eternity because there's a man for every woman. Money is not everything even in life. Don't be blinded by glitters so you won't end up with a RITUALIST. A word is enough for the WISE.

My dear, your religion is a blood thirsty one. Your Prophet Mohammed was a murderer, rapist and an adulterer. You can go to court if it pains you.

MissTemi1:
Shut up your stinking mouth joor. See him doing as if his tribe is righteous, hope u say at home on Monday ? So they won’t blow off ur head

Look at this Mugu preaching hell, my friend get lost.

Emekaonline:
Calm down man. Yoour bitter soul will land you in hell if you are not careful. God is not man, not Igbos. He knwos what He is doing. Dont end up in hell

Make ogun destroy your entire generation, idiot. Religion of thuggery and destruction. That religion teaches no morals.

Adeagbo77:
You post is not only inciteful but also blasphemous. I don't know why it's difficult for you guys to talk without putting your mouth into somebody else's faith or belief? If he likes let him go to the shrine or wherever. What is your own business? Shameless busy body

Even Tinubu himself is confused about his own where about. Today he is in the U.K for mental treatment tomorrow he is in Dubai, next tomorrow you will hear he has urinated in his pampers. He is restless, there's no peace for the wicked. The blood of the innocents has started hunting for him. For most of you who think the battle is over are just brainless as you will be surprised the outcome come May 29th. We will be many 💪

What does a Catholic know, a Catholic is dead to the things of God so he/she does not know what is spiritually good or bad.

pweeryambre:
I'm Catholic but I love Jehovah witnesses, they are kind of enlightened.

It's wickedly sad my sister.

prettyliz:
It's sad when one knows all the Bible stories but leave out the most important aspect in the Bible 😕

I know Jehovah's witnesses well, I have them as neighbors. They are hypocrites because they appear saintly in the open, but inwardly they are ravening wolves. They are into different secret societies to protect themselves since they don't believe in the saving power of Jesus. If there is one thing I always thank God for, it's that my father left that secret society and joined the Pentecostal the moment he got married to my mum.

Truth is that most christians do not know that a saint does not go to heaven directly when he/she dies, he goes to a place called the land of the dead which is pradise. Only Enoch, Moses and Elijah who did not see death and one of them his body was directly buried by God, these are the only account of people who went straight to heaven. The rest who saw death and were buried are all in paradise, the ones that were matyred are even crying to God to hasten his coming so as to bring judgement to their murderers. Only those who died without Christ goes to a temporary hell before they are transfered to the lake of fire after the great white throne judgement. May God help us to be WISE.

IFSHR:
The Bible in the book of revelation, explained that when the trumpet blow and that those who are dead for long will arose and will be raptured with him (Jesus Christ) to the sky, are you saying....those in heaven already , will still come back to the their tombs to be raptured, since you said he is either in hell or heaven already...

Of you check that pastor's root well you will discover that he is a white garment Prophet who branched out from white garment to establish his own ministry. But konji is a bastard Sha.

Islam teaches violence. The northerners are not different from my dogs.

Why won't fly support shit. Adeboye will be looking like one innocent humble man of God but eats and drinks on the same table with this demons looking and corrupt politicians. When wind go blow fowl yansh go open cos nothing is hidden under the sun.

Boyewu:
Congrats to baba.

You're foolish, brainless and useless for typing this. May God punish you

Goodlady:
A lot. I finished school, got a job. Met a good man though he's Obidient and he's becoming nuts with this Obi thing. He doesn't understand politics.

Your friend would be used for rituals and she would still go to hell, you will follow suit too and also go to hell. Now there is a remedy and that's if you genuinely come to Jesus to get saved from your numerous atrocities that you and your friend have committed both past and present. You easily give your honey pots out to the highest bidders and when they have used and dumped you, innocent people like us will now see you in our church singing in the choir or standing straight like one iroko tree under the pretense of being an usher.

justyhere:
I just discovered the shock of my life. My friend is about to get married in a month’s time to this wealthy fine man, she's a few weeks pregnant and looks pretty happy.

Last week, I was with her and her fiancee came around, it was all fun and we took several pictures and I needed to get them so the guy just handed me his phone to send the pictures to my phone.

They are a very clingy couple and they left to the bedroom to go do their thing, maybe to keep me company or maybe he forgot or for whatever reason, but he didn't get his phone. I was done with the transfer and was just going through his photos randomly, I saw a folder and there are pictures and videos of him doing sexual things with different female corpses. I was so terrified, I returned the phone to home Page, cleared the recently used apps and I left immediately, I have not been in contact with my friend for days now, she keeps calling, I can't bring myself to speak to her.

But I feel guilty and angry, angry that he would do such and even record them and keep them, guilty that I am letting my best friend into a trap of a marriage.

What do I do in this case? I'm so confused and worried.

Look at the man a fool and an unfortunate fellow like you is calling your president elect. He and the late alaafin of Oyo who is more ancestor? You want an ancestor to rule you from the grave you tribal bigot. May God punish you and your generations unborn. Thank God this is nairaland and not Facebook so am at liberty to finish your already miserable life.

FreeStuffsNG:
Asiwaju is a listener and compassionate father, grandfather, leader. He already responded that 4-year course will be 4 years!

The uncouth mob recruited by Mr Obi, liars, haters , bigots and the unpatriotic electoral fraudsters who massively and fraudulently rigged elections in Igboland for Mr Obi lule pii!

God chose to use the victory of Asiwaju to confound and confuse the vain worldly ones who lied that they hear from their 'god' to hate and lie against Asiwaju from the pulpits. God rejected, disgraced and humiliated them so that their hate-filled followers will know that they are fakes and all their prayers against Asiwaju Tinubu was an abomination to the Lord.

Congrats to my President-Elect Asiwaju Tinubu and VP-Elect Shettima.
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