₦airaland Forum

ayobase: Okay.....
but is it a must one insert?
Stella was talking abt vibrating pants....for real?

OILOFGLADNESS: not that you cant hold your body but what you lack is self control, and i think you need one, respect her and hasten up and marry her if you realy do love her. cheers . you are among the lucky guys that realy met your favour undefiled. 3 gbosa to you, so repect and guide it until the right time.

doyindav: So a girl can insert all SORTS of things in her k.itt.y and still be called 'a virgin'

ayobase: ''....arrant nonsense....''?
Still a virgin indeed!

Sijo01: its tru it means alot 2dem, it wud hv mnt alot to me too if it has been immediatly afta graduatn nt 5yrs after. Mi goin to reunit wit old folks nt to go set n listen to doz borin convocatn lectures n sermons. Wit dad on d picture dat means my ass is gonna b on a spot.

Btw, my folks nick named me daddy's girl way bck because of his regular visit den. If dey sud c him wit me now dat means am stil my old sef.

Sijo01: its tru it means alot 2dem, it wud hv mnt alot to me too if it has been immediatly afta graduatn nt 5yrs after. Mi goin to reunit wit old folks nt to go set n listen to doz borin convocatn lectures n sermons. Wit dad on d picture dat means my ass is gonna b on a spot.

Btw, my folks nick named me daddy's girl way bck because of his regular visit den. If dey sud c him wit me now dat means am stil my old sef.

ayobase: Self servicing means the use of lotion, vibra.tor, finger and d likes.
LOL!

doyindav: lol..dey no gas yo o!
Some of them might be engaging in self-service..so what kind of virgin is dat?

ayobase: Visitation with modesty!
Wonder y some ladies will wanna keep their virginity, but still want extreme hot romance from d guy.
I respect my lady's opinion....NO PRETENCE!
''.....sounds like if I av one.....''
What do u mean by dat!
What abt if my gf is still a virgin?

realsammie: Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental
hospital.
One day while they were walking past the
hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped
into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of
the pool and stayed there.
Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She
swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.
When the Head Nurse Director became aware
of Edna's heroic act, she immediately ordered
her to be discharged from the hospital, as she
now considered her to be mentally stable.
When she went to tell Edna the news she said,
"Edna, I have good news and bad news. The
good news is you're being discharged; since
you were able to rationally respond to a crisis
by jumping in and saving the life of another
patient, I have concluded that your act displays
that you have a sound mind. The bad news is,
Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself in the
bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you
saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead.
Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put
him there to dry. How soon can I go home?"

ayobase: I just have to quote u.....if for real, then good!
''......i n my husband.....''

ayobase: Its not always easy for a man compared to ladies.
We are soooo easily turned on.
The lady in question shld also stop going to visit/tempt him since she is not ready to be nailed.
Who knows maybe they have been doing the ''twingling'', but the lady wouldnt allow ''intoto''.
Do u know that we guys suffer severe abdominal pains when not allowed to jingus after hot twingling?

ayobase: Let me help u break it down.
There is difference btw Mirage and Real friendhip.

acidtalk: Joint account with more than 5 other 'secret accounts' right?

Mynd_44: Well the solution is easy, if you cant hold yourself, take a bow and walk. But in my opinion, you should stay with her

ayobase: Enjoy ur stay and dont step on toes...
or else u might move back to ur fb o!

femzy: You can't compare this place with fb; there are alot of differences.

ayobase: Now, I gat a witness in d house!
Lest I forget...let me quickly check my FB wall....any birthday or msg?

ayobase: Wetin u expect when I spent like 7yrs schooling in North!
My newscaster still dey o!
LOL!

acidtalk: Its usually a thing of Fear, Doubt and Confusion for Partners (Married and Unmarried) to have financial bsindings such as, lending of money, going into business and other sorts of business and financial transactions together.

Over the years, I have seen husbands borrow their wives money to do business only for the woman to default on payment. Emphasizing on the fact that "two have become one" so therefore there's no need to repay the debt.

A friend of mine's girlfriend is demanding from him a loan of N750,000 to go and shop in Uk for her shop in Nigeria for. summer. He came to seek my advance and I bluntly kicked against it. Maybe because of past experiences but I will rather give as a gift any amount to a partner rather than borrow.

Ladies and Gentlemen, is your partner Credit Worthy? Can you lend him/her money or go into any business transaction with him/her?


Awaiting your matured responses.