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I'm so MUCH addicted to my phone..

BIG lie! Pastor E.A adeboye said, he didn't say such...

HiiiPower: I'll like to marry a virgin.
any virgin in the house?

They are plenty in the house o..
Its now left for you to choose any one u like...

ayobase: U said twice a yr, and I said to clear the cobwebs.....environmental sanitation!

Ok! Na girama secondary schl i attended, that was y i cldn't understnd u wella..
As per cobweb, he wld clear that when we meet again since he is not alwyz available..
Hmmm, though, i'm missing him!

Maybe he should patronize the villages, and urge the old aged to die on time because, we the youths are not ready to die..

I have done that many times, including my unborn kids, and i'm still on it..my prayer is always ''God help me so that i can make a happy home with my hubby and kids''.

ayobase: To clear the cobwebs!

Cobwebs?

As far as i'm concerned, politics section is not an easy one at all.
Infact, i can't withstand the e-gidigbo over there. The one on romance section is still manageable..

Imanuelle: Sweerie, i said most cos I'm being factual.
U sef think am.





As for most romance section guys, dem dey find free yansh to preSs.

May God help them o!

ayobase: U wanna go wipe the slate clean?

Ah, i never spoil ground o!
I'm not a sex addict either!
Mine is just two times in a year!

Imanuelle: Most nairaland babes are old cargoes...seeking for husbands.

Kai!!! See finishing! Husband on nairaland?
Well, thank God u said 'most' and not ''all''!

Lovechyld101: Omo c gurlz claiming virgin itz only in nairaland a gurl wud claim virgin nd still post on sexuallity section..

U sef talk am!

Tolaaaaannni: see this one o, where did this one come from now. Thats wat i was talking about, what doesn't concern you, you will go stick your nose in. Did i call you into this matter?(Do i even know you before) The guy insulted me, and i insulted back. so there is a problem with defending yourself now?? joblessness will kill people one day.

You had better not start what u can't finish!

Tolaaaaannni: o da n pe nkan ti ko si opolo e, iwo ni ko pele. tori mi o mo nkan to kan e ninu oro oloro. That behavior isn't normal, Please go see a doctor A.S.A.P. Hope you get well soon.

At first, i thought u were just kidding! Now, i see u are stepping on ''p''. Y didn't u check where u insulted him, b4 taking things too personal! Those words are uncalled for!
Na play we dey play o..cool down babe 'v'..

booqee: @op. Ah! Make i come dey write for public forum d age wey i get deflowered. Who knows whether my boyfriend or ex is even on nairaland, or beta still if i'd meet mr right on nl. They shouldn't see such info from these kinda source.lailai!
Btw sef, even if i tell you, how will it reduce d price of fuel?? #justwondering

pls start thinking so from today. Sex is very addictive. It now depends on the level of control of individuals.

It seems u are right!

Man-of-God:
I dnt even like the indomie first of all, its only fibre and nothing more. A doctor told our children not to accept indomie for a meal that it is a poison because Ants dont taste indomie when we drops on the floor.

Poison? Are u serious abt that?

The first thing i checked on that noodles, was the label, when i saw it! I was surprised, seeing ''hungry man size'', and a lot of thoughts ran through my mind...
At the end, i said to mysef that, whether na hungry man size or not, pple must buy!

Mutumdaya: Bt u shud appreciate me ist.hw many of my village peple dey nairaland talkless of posting joke.

Now you are talking!

Toppié2: I learnt sex is addictive...so i'd rather kip myself till the right time wth d right person so i dnt get to bleep all the guys that come my way.

Sex is addictive?!
I don't think so!

Lucky gurl: With d european accent¤¤waiter¤¤ get more popcorn 2geda with 2 packs of ribenna. LOL

Abeg, pass me ribenna. My throat is getting dry..

ayobase: U no well walahi!
U calm down at the standing of 1!

Ah, u sef talk am!
Na so i began to look intently o, and started wondering if it was 'pencil' or 'screw-driver'.
I became scared again and ran into the toilet. He called me back and spoke into my ears that, that 'thing' was 'banana'.
Then i smiled because, i love banana so much!

Interesting!
...following..

ayobase: The guy dey pursue u up and down?
No be by force na!

No mind the guy jare!
At first, i thought he wanted to use knife to cut the hymen because he was holding me too tight.
I later, forced mysef out of his arms n ran 2 d kitchen.
I never believed him until i saw that 'thing' standin lyk '1'. I then calmed down!

Idowuogbo: Haaaa! U did a lot o! U don scan ur womb to confirm ur lolo no shift base?First time knacking and y'all went all Alpacino? I haileth!

Lmao..
I became so scared before the intimacy.
It really took him so much time to calm me down and do the thing..
And before i forget! that thing u taught me..
*she put one of her fingers in her mouth and immediately, threw it back in2 d air*

Idowuogbo:
How old was ur knacker?

Idowu, u sef dey feel d pains..
No b small thing o!
My knacker ws just 18 yrs old, when it happened.
I was rolling on the ground moaning in pains..

ayobase: Where una do am?

Oh, u wanna knw?!
I wish u were there, to see how i was crying!
Mehnn, d thing was so painful o..
Na frm sitting room to kitchen, kitchen to toilet, toilet to bathroom, bathroom to store, n finally inside bedroom..

Kingsleyinfo: Wow incredible advices here, no wonder relationships keep failing..
@op
there is absolutely nothing wrong with the way u feel.
The question is, does she feel the same way about u
Love is a natural feeling sometimes it overwhelms us and make us look as if we are losing our minds, but then again that is the beauty of being in love. Take your time and enjoy the feelings, u will soon come back to reality,
But that doesn't mean u would stop being caring, it just means you would not feel sick even if u don't hear from her.
Again don't listen to folks who are trying to make u look stupid for being in love, they wish they were in your shoes.

And one thing is this, no matter how beautiful it is now, expect issues to arise, but be prepared to deal with them the best way u know how to.
Wish u and her all the best.

Hmm, i will go with dse!

Wow! Mine was @ the age of 15, and it was romantically fantastic and i enjoyed it..
OMG! I will never forget that day!

DicksonDonny: Na wa for all these rich people ooo. I went wit a frend 2visit her guy frm a very rich family.D maid approached me &asked MAID: wat would u lyk 2have,fruit juice, yoghurt,tea,chocolate, cappuccino, frapuccino or coffee? ME: tea pls. MAID: Ceylon tea,Indian tea, herbal tea, kericho gold tea,bush tea or green tea? ME: Ceylon tea pls. MAID: how do u want it, black or white? ME: white. MAID: milk or fresh cream? ME: with milk. MAID: goat milk or cow milk? ME: cow’s milk. MAID: freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow? ME: umm, lemme go with d freezeland cow. MAID: would u lyk it with sweetner, sugar or honey? ME: sugar. MAID: bee sugar or cane sugar? ME: cane sugar MAID: white, brown or yellow sugar? ME: abeg, forget abt d tea, jst give me a glass of water. MAID: mineral, tap or distilled water? ME: mineral water. MAID: flavored or non flavored? ME: infact get me an empty glass! MAID: do u want a tumbler, wine glass, champagne flute or a beer mug? ME: abeg, free me, i go swallow my spit.

This is very funny!

LOL

Idowuogbo: Are u kidding me? U want us to tell u to go destroy a relationship cus u suddenly have dis so called love 4 her? SMH!! Guy, engage ur brain Jare! Think about it, are u making sense?

Exactly!
Well said!

Idowuogbo: Eyah....

I bet ur heart strong pass ponmo now.

Lol..ponmo ke? E don strong pass elephant ears..