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Idowuogbo: Tiger ke! Rechargeable Panasonic na hin dey dia o! To God I no fit lie to u.

* she puts one finger in her mouth and immediately throws it bck in d air*

LMAO
Panasonic?
*a bush girl, who has never seen dat kind of torch b4 in her life, pretends & says*

Oh yea!!! It was advertised on the Tv last nit!
Bt, oga oo!* she scratches her scalp* Dis tourch con resemble that kind grandpapa used in the village for hunting b4 he died!
Mtseeeeew hun..idowu wia is d version now?!

Idowuogbo: Lmao! I get torchlight o! U want d touchleme?

#yawns# Thank u jare!...forgotten, 2day is sunday..d only mallam that sells candle has gone 2 d mosque. I will manage d torch like that..

Ah, wait o b4 u walk away. Hope its not tiger battery thatz inside dis torch u gave me!
I might get pissed off if d light goes dim..

ayobase: What r u meaning?
Both of us?
Tripping?

Hmmm, i'm acting drama ni o..

Idowuogbo: African woman! Everything na gra gra...

Look gently and ye shall find.

Ok! # still searching every corner...#
kai!!! PHCN has taken the light!

Lemme go and buy candle jaree..

ayobase: The only point aight..others are irrelevant!
Hmmmm!

He said somtin about d first paragraph when we were together!
I wldn't forget that..

Idowuogbo: In my cupboard! Come find it

Oh God! Idowu, ur cupboard is too narrow for my big head jaree.
I've been searching since bt, couldn't find one.
Mtscheeeeewww
I'm walking away joor!

Idowuogbo: Poster, I fit slap u if say na u write am again. I Blawdy wrote d gal version to dis, u used ur customising brain to write d guys version and u here taking glory without referencing Badosky? may u start shyting frogs o! Msteeew....


Ur brain indeed!

Pls, i'm pleading on his behalf, don't slap him yet!
Where is the gals version...?

Leorichy: And One More.......... YOUR GOD-one you look unto in times of trouble

Yeah, right!

I love him because i see the needs in loving him.

bennyraz: sweerie, is the poster trying to tarnish his name by getting a job? In Nigeria today, u get things through ''i know u'' i.e. Links. Without it. u get nothing ok. All because of legitimate money! Yes. It's worth it. To survive in business, u need money. U can't use peanuts to compete with money bags in the business world except if you're an Artisan ok.

I'm not saying d poster wants to tarnish his image in d name of getting a job. I said d only tin one shldn't let go is the good name!

Money on d other- hand can build n as well destroy things, bt, it takes wisdom to decipher d outcome of d whole scenario..

We all av our ways of making decisions, jst dat i don't deceive mysef wen it comes to that..

luke4top: @sucez TP - i have not taken a decision. You said i should start a biz, have been doing biz to finance my education. The environment is not condusive, more over i want to start a family which needs steady streams of income. At my age still in my parents house, baby if i tell you what am facing you go feel for me. I have hope cos i believe in God and timing. The truth is that i need this job, the exposure, experience, indepence and a time to save for a biz. Yet am still thinking about it!

Btw, ur lady, wat has she been doing about d issue on ground? Has she been sitting wit hands akimbo n watching u do everytin for her? Mind u, 2 good eggs are better than one!

Actually, i don't know the kind of biz u are in2 bt, i fink u shld add lil tins 2 it! Now, marriage is not somtin u rush in2. N d funny tin is that, u wldn't knw u can make a gud home until u venture in2 it, even wt d little u have on u.(sori, i'm nt a marriage councellor bt, we all speak wisdom frm diff direction).

luke4top: Guys pls lets slow down, all i need is for you guys to put yourself in my shoes and say what u will done. Pls lets not attack each others. Am reasoning with all these post. Thanks nairalanders!

Hey man! Covetousness is at work..u are too desperate..
Learn to be independent because d aftermath could be bitter!

bennyraz: poster, do not take this advice. SexsKillz is an over ambitious person. He doesn't practice what he preaches. If sexskillz were to be in your shoes luke, he wouldn't think twice. Mark my words. In life, you think about yourself first before you think about others.. How many unemployed graduates are on the streets today begging for opportunity? You see poster.. Go ahead dump d job all because of a relationship, ur eyes go soon clear, shebi ur parents are feeding u and u find it comfortable and sexskillz sees it comfortable Besides which organisation employs a 32yrs old without work experience, MBA/MSC and professional qualification? A multinational company for that matter? Have u thought of how much your take home package will be per month? You know, in life, the difference between the rich and the poor is ''opportunity''. The rich takes is own while the poor doesn't. I certainly hope you know were ur mates are right? And if you don't know, money answereth all things. You're going in there to work for your money. Mark my words, in life it is only a woman that can help a man to the next stage/phase in his career. The same applies to women.. (exemption for the rich). Men don't help their fellow men. Women don't help their fellow women except if God intervenes. Do you know the thinking.. A man thinks if he helps his fellow man today, the man he helped might become bigger than him. It's an Ego thing. So if a woman wants to help you secure a job, it's worth it.. By the way, what contribution as your present Gf made to your life? Hun? I've told u earlier, take the job and date both of them. Nothing wrong, our fore-fathers, great grandpas dey marry 40 something wives. And again, the people that help themselves for jobs, top places e.t.c are into secret societies. Join them and u get all the help you need from a fellow man** but! the end is what? DESTRUCTION.. Mind you, Christians don't help each other to the next phase in life. In terms of man to man thing.

kai!!! This life shaaa! All because of money?!

Here goes a saying: with a good name u'll make fame and a very important personality. Many thing a man can let go, bt, one thing one must not let go n dat ofcourse is the GOOD NAME!

sexkillz: [color=#000030]The shortest way out is not always the easiest.

You have not taken the job, and she is already controlling you like this? Now, she is going to be your wife, and your boss. Believe me when i say she'll extend that bossy behaviour to the house.

You will not be free my man. A relationship with so much emotions attached is not what you just throw away simply because of money. Have you thought of your own happiness?

Now, if someone offers you 1 million naira and the only condition attached is to break the first lady's heart, will you do it? That is similar to what you are facing. Someone is coercing you with smooth words and mouth watering offers to leave happiness and embrace misery. Yes you are 32, but there is more to life than a good job. . . You are still alive and that to me, is a plus+. As long as there is life, there is hope. Don't give up just yet. The darkest part of the night is before dawn.

Fcck the darned job. . .


At church tomorrow, walk up to the HR yourself, look her in the face and tell her you CANNOT accept her terms and conditions. Tell her you have a lady you love so dearly and you CANNOT leave her for this job. . . You said you don't know how to deceive people, right? Then be very honest to her about your relationship status. If she doesn't understand your explanation, she is free to fcck off as well! Be the man!
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U have said it all!

A very good advice!

Acidosis: Did you say you met the lady in your church?

If your girl love you and you're convinced, then don't take the job.


Your girl as well have met rich men who were ready to marry her, but she never accepted anyone. Think about it.
If you are a practising christian, then pray about it and ask God for forgiveness because its difficult for God to answer such prayers since you have also been fornicating with a lady you call your girlfriend.

I agreed to the bolded part..

Btw, i see no reason why people still go in search of job @ multinational companies. They are all scammers and the blood is flowing ryt in dat lady's vein.

Op, u are a man! Find sometin doing, like biz. Somtin of this nature happened to me somtyms ago, bt! I wil neva do such a thing cos of d love i av for my man!

Very inspiring..i was like, wow! after reading d response to question (9)..

Seriously? He looks so different!

Leaving stew on stove until it turns popcorn..

Biting my finger nails weneva it takes tym 2 assimilate, while reading...

Beans wt, cabin biscuit on my mind!

Seriously? Eeyah, i don't really knw how 2 cook too bt, i'm gud @ cooking indomie noddles!

It is either u c a gynaecologist or go to a medical lab n tell a scientist 2 carry out a test called hormonal profile...

U may be having hormonal imbalance. Though, diaz a medicine 4 dat bt, its nt adviceable 2 use any 4 now cos of ur womb, except prescribed by doctor..

Mine was pap, milk wt bread..hun, very delicious!

Wow!!! Olu jacobs @ 70?!...amazing! He looks younger n healthier...evidence of good living! He shall live 2 eat d fruits of his labour...LLNP!

991: I grew up in the village with my grand mother(R.I.P), those days we were poor but the experience was educative, my school uniform was patch-patch, then we didnt use exercise book until primary 3, what we used was a small black board with rope. if i score 5/5 i will not clean the board so my grandma would see my scores but if i scored 0/5 i will clean it and tell grandma we did not write today when i come back from school i will join grandma in the farm, we eat our lunch in the farm
if i do well in exam i will go to holiday in the city
if i fell sick, grandma would go to someone to write a letter to my uncle in the city, the letter will take like 2weeks to get to the city
funny poor childhood experience though but i learned a lot from it. today, i still have a black & white picture of me and my grandma in my sitting room, my wife loves the picture and wishes she met the old woman alive.

Lol..Dis is so interesting!

I think a child needs to be properly nurtured by his/her loving parents first, frm home. Dis will give an intro., to schooling.